My wife has been reading the threads on here the last few days

>>733924039
Tits or GTFO.

girls don't exist
also, if they claim to be a chick, they need tits and a timestamp

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dumbass woman with low self esteem detected
how about you leave and go to facebook if you care this much what men want ?

She wants to know why it has to be tits?

>>733924039
Sounds like she gets it to me Anon. Post pics of your cock in one of her holes? Thanks

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>>733924592

>>733924396
I accept feet + face.

The Internet, where men are men, women are also men, and children are FBI agents

>>733924039
>mean opinions
>WAHH HUBBY THEY'RE BULLYING ME
fuck off nigger. tits and timestamp exists to prove that they're actually femanons, and they don't require anyone to be nice and shit to your bitch

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>>733924039
we want perfection

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>>733924859
lol nice one

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>>733924039
nice bait
we all know you don't have a wife

and we want pic related

you dont have a wife you neckbeard pece of shit

>>733924039
The only thing I really want in a woman is my dick

>>733924965
Too soon dude.

But if I do timestamp you will want a sharpie in her pooper!

>>733924965
too soon

>>733925401
If you STFU you get a scooby snack.

>>733925401
and a glass of milk to go with it

>>733925401
>implying you have to follow any direction given by a stranger over the fucking INTERNET.

kys

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This is my wife

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>>733924039

>wife

>>733925401
Why's that a bad thing, you get to see your wife stick something up her butt, we get to see it too

Difference is you get to fuck that butt

>>733925587
YEAH RIGHT

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>>733925718

Op here again here's another pic

>>733924039
Do you find she gets confused fairly often? Is she perhaps a bit retarded?

>>733925587
KEK

I saw this on a thread a few days ago.

Nice try faggot.

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>>733926252
I know I posted it faggot

>>733925881
If that's you I'll dip my scooby snack in the other anons milk and eat eat it.

>>733926252
>>733926348
BUSTED!
Timestamp or fuck off!

>>733926351

Get your milk ready

>>733924828
Probably cock too faggot

>>733926490
Such a shame you don't believe me

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Op here.
Here's another pic.

>>733926622
We don't. Post a pic of her with timestamp.

Don't even require a nude, just her with a timestamp.

>>733924039
Does your wife understand the concept of autism?

>>733926554
I've herd some chatter amongst the populace you may be full of shit.
TIMESTAMP OR GTFO!

>>733926727
This
Tits would be awfully nice though..... Wouldn't you anons agree?

>>733927007
Nice, sure, but I'm purposely setting a low bar because I think the OP is full of shit.

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Happy now faggots?

OP is clearly not full of shit!

>>733927188
I'm certainly happy with the time stamp but the lack of nipple concerns me.

>>733927188
That proves nothing. You posted a timestamp against some skin that may or may not belong to a woman.

Either tits, pussy, or enough of HER clothed body to be verifiable as a female or GTFO.

That tattoo appeared nowhere on your other "real photos".

So you're still full of shit. So sad.

>>733926351
Have you had your scooby snack now?

>>733927490

Look at the pictures your fucktard! Look at the tattoo.

>>733927559
No.... Anon kept moving the milk....

>>733927188
why does she have a tattoo of a skunk next to her pussy... is that like ironic?

>>733927797

A skunk?????

>>733927904
I know right? sorta weird, but pretty cool too - sorta funny. haha unless it's a warning sign cuz she tastes like ass

>>733927797
Dude?
Da fuq type of pussy's you been hitting?
Semi-pro tip: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

>>733927967
It's a sea horse retard

https://youtu.be/GIDWwUo2dAE

>>733928061

A man with eyes that work

>>733928119
Fuck off!

>>733924039
Like literally any other group of people, there's more than one person here. Suddenly the cognitive dissonance makes sense, no?

If an attractive woman leads off with tits and timestamp and starts filling pic requests, very very few people on here say anything negative. And those are just trolling to be contrarian. Easily ignored. But the less attractive the girl, the more trolls and less niceties the girl will attract to her thread. A lot like real life.

This is Captain Really Fucking Obvious, signing off. I need to get to the next retarded question, stat!

>>733928061
Pretty sure it is a skunk or a possum. I'm not an animatologist or anything. Possum is ironic too - cuz like, maybe it means she just lays there in bed lol, and wakes up when you are done.

You guys know that you can actually fuck a possum? they just play dead. kinda hot if you are into that sort of stuff.

Hey OP gril - post pic of your pics with possum or skunk on it, so we know which.

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You can see the tattoo in her pic here too boys

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>>733927797

>>733928386
That is a really high quality photo, did you take it on your nokia in 1998?

Im a woman haha fùk everyone in here they are all lowlife shîts like me haha

>>733924039
I'm sorry, OP. I didn't realize this was a dating site.

>>733928576
>fùk
no ù

>taking many opinions from random people on the internet
>reducing it to what an individual person might want

Well there's your problem right there.

It's Like America. We want both. Just not everybody feels the same way because we're humans, and not ants.

>>733928576
Just like you, BBy girl.

Still waiting on the sharpie

I'm a poker player so I'll help build up the pot.
If femanon posts tits, I'll post my small dick.

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I'm a girl too

>>733928945
Are they your grandpas teeth?

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Any requests???

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>>733929118
OMG how embarassing , he must have left them there earlier. please ignore that photo here is a better one

>>733929225
you stupid fag, yes, there have already been several.

I want a picture of her pussy, plus the words "skunk" or "possum" priving which animal (s)he has tattooed on there. Or I guess you can write "horse fish" if it is a horse fish, but i dunno seems weird to put fish tattoo on her pussy sort of dirty and not in sexy way.

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>>733928881

>>733929250
You have dirty finger nails and a birth mark shaped like pedo bear....

>>733929225
Spread your pussy

>>733929453
I haven't showered yet, sometimes they dead skin under them when I masturbate or scratch. I had sex the other day and my butt is sort of itchy lol. I think it fell asleep my BF was fucking me so hard.

>>733929453
Not the same girl

>>733929412
that is clearly your armit. what the fuck are you using for a camera? a playschool toy? turn on some lights or something.

>>733929582
>>733929616
I DON'T CARE!
Just get your damn sex bumping organs out, FFS!

>>733929707

You are dumb as fuck

>>733929412
That's not what we were offered

>>733924965
Too soon.

>>733929834

?

>>733928355
Dubs of truth

>>733929883
Too late.

>>733929225
Let's see that ass bent over from the back

oh fuck how do I delete a photo? I posted wrong one please help.

>>733929412
Write "ravioli ravioli" above the sea horse.

Put a finger in your bum if quads

please look she is yelling at me right now I promise I'll post pussy but how do I delete? what is my password? I never set up a password here

>>733924039
Your wife is a cunt and fantasises about being raped by niggers

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>>733924039
Explain to her no one here is a real man. Or at least the kind that can be generalized. It's all fringe fucking weirdos and closet fags that only like men with tits.

>>733930010
So close my /b/rother

>>733927188
doesnt make sense.
on the pic the seahorse is clearly next to a tit. but on the supposed pics of your wife the seahorse is next to her clit. sooo dunno doesnt make sense

>>733929918
saved

>>733930086
Where is it next to a tit?

>>733930086
I'll grab the scooby snacks......

OP why can't you just post a clear fucking picture of her pussy and the fish horse- it isn't that hard. fucking do it.

>>733928464
In 98 we had pagers

>>733930188
am i seeing smthg wrong?

>>733924039
We dont care
/thread

>>733924039
The only thing I want in women is my dick.

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OP here, this is from a sex party we went to in like 8 years ago

>>733929225
this
/thread

>>733930325
No we didn't..... well we did... but only poor fags.
Good point though, think the 1st freeley accesable cam phone was maybe 2002?

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here is my fam at thanksgiving last year

>>733930086
Do you even know what a clit is dude

>>733930578
maybe he took it on his webcam. I mean look at how small that fucking thing is.

all i know is OP is a faggot who can't even post pics of his wifes pussy in a thread he created.

>>733930128
reupload didn't get to save

>>733930607
HAHA, you have no hair!

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>>733929974

>>733930719
<this is what liberals actually believe

>>733930830
OP I have tracked u to hawaii, soon I will have your information

>>733930815
that isn't me that is some of my family

>>733930830
If I post my balls will you draw them on too?
Providing their not too big I mean.

>>733931022
M'kay, I belive you kida.

>>733929225
>>733927782
The girls looks like a street rat and your both faggots, G'night anons.

If people will cock or cum tribute her pics she will post more.

>>733931171
Night anon

>>733930830
I meant for you to write it on your body, ABOVE the seahorse. At least you did it.

>>733924039
some of us will fap to anything. some are only here to shitpost. some of us only fap when shitposting.

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>>733931028

>>733930830
can we get a close up of a finger in the puss

OP does she like all the cuck threads?

>>733931318
Are you able to use a camera?

>>733930830
I wish I could nestle my nose in there. It'd be so nice...

>>733926720
would you raise my child after i impregnate your wife? (im white, no one would know until it grows up to be a giant.. but its your best chance at raising a gold medalist/millionaire athlete if you are abusive coach dad stereotype)

>>733924039
I have a fetish of verbally degrading women. It gets my off.

They post nudes, I call them sluts whores etc, I tell them to post more nudes in increasingly demeaning positions, they post more nudes, I get off, etc etc etc

I don't think they are actually sluts or whores I just get off on saying it.

If the women who post nudes here wanted to be treated with respect they'd go post on reddit.com/r/gonewild or something. If a woman posts nudes on /b/ she is clearly looking for a different kind of reaction. I don't see anything wrong with that.

>>733927188
tattoos are dumb. i'd still fuck them because they are cumdumps, but no glove no love. however since its your wife, yea i'd inseminate her. but you cant watch, i dont want you 'baiting to me and your wife. u have to wait in your cuckshed.

>>733931610
>cuckshed
keekd

>>733931318
How about a pepe above the tattoo

>>733931660
2x keek when I realize cuckshed.com is taken

>>733931572
Finally an honest anon!
I salute you!

Lots of posters here are young and get off on being assholes if youre less than perfect. Thats just 4chan. I like camehoring sometimes anyway. Not everyones an asshole

>>733929225
put finger in husbands bum

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>>733931572
>reddit spacing

>>733929250
This is from that thread where the chick has worms. Look really closely at the left hand side of the asshole and you can see the little wiggler

>>733931918
put finger in husband's bum

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>>733929250
is that a worm? also filename? wasnt this in another thread

>>733931958
its a tiny monopoly man moustache

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op here

>>733932039
>>733931958
that is't a worm that is fucking disgusting, probably a fingernail broke since I was scratching so much lol. or many a thread from my towel, they are white.

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>>733932039
Absolutely disgusting.

>>733932083
you got man titties op. your wife doesn't mind? lucky you

>>733932083
Really, I want the impossible from a woman. Apparently a mutually shared affection with similar interests and priorities. I keep mismatching. She likes me more than I do about her and visa versa.

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>>733932119
That pic was posted on /b/ years ago. She left the worms untreated. Here is a recent picture.

>>733932083
do you not know how to turn on the fucking lights? see how dark it is ? that means your POS camera or phone has to use a higher ISO, that is why the ic is so "noisy" and looks like shit. go open a window, take a better picture, and then come back.

>>733932337
exercise and diet more.

how about a hammer and a sickle above the tattoo?

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OP here, this is a pic when my wife was fucking some black guys she met on the beach.

>>733932449
> higher ISO
> "noisy".

Go back to /p/ where you belong faggot.

>>733932622
at least I can take a photo that doesn't look like it came from 2003 with the Kodak Digital Camera (TM) my gradnma bought me for christmas from walmart

>>733927188
how come everything is in focus but the seahorse - looks shoopeed

>>733924039
>what it is you men actually want in a woman.
A willingness to have sex with me is probably the most important factor.

>>733932873
I'm ok with just watching TBH fam, I"ll take what I can get.

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>>733932371
Kek they already hatched since then anon.

You fucking newfags nobody bothers to check the time? Where the fuck do u live op? Ghana? Congo?

>>733932727
It's a photo of a fucking tit, not the cover shot for Vogue magazine.

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>>733932622
Also, check em

>>733931918
>how about a hammer and a sickle above the tattoo?

>>733933123
>vogue magazine
dude, that shit isn't even post worthy. I mean why did you post it? So we can look at it right? so take a good fucking photo. at least a halfway decent one.

You think tits are interesting to us? I can google "tits" and get something 500x nicer. You have one fucking job in this thread - to post photos of your nude wife, and you are doing a shit job of it.

>>733933255
get czeched

>>733933267
Not OP dickhead. You literally could have said "take a better quality picture faggot" instead of busting out with your photography jargon.

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>>733933267
OP is up to no good. Either desperate neckbeard with a lot of time or smart desperate blonde. You know the rules op tits with timestamp or gtfo. Fuckin wild seapenguin chases ITS FUCKING SATURDAY HERE BTW

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>>733933255
>>733933266

>>733933429
>I go on the internet and tell people how to talk

>>733933598
> i go on the internet and spread my infinite wisdom of photography

>>733933549
Ha, love it

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>>733924039
It's true watches at $ 0?

>>733927490
are you blind, anon?

>>733933823
>I get angry when people say things I don't like, and I can't let it go. I have to have the last word, or I go to my room and cry while jerking off to cuck porn of my mom while I wonder who my real dad is

>>733933917
Plz buy me one and ship it to my house. I never asked you for anything before in my life

>>733924039
>2D
>not shit
>mass-produced as android wife-robots

That is what we want.

>>733933917
Do you get some kind of a commission for this, anon?

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>>733933255
Very nice.

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>>733934732
What do we want?
>Waifu bots!
When do we want it?
>Now!