Birthday today, all I want is Battlefield 1 premium. Ask my parents

bf1 is shit dont bother

>>733922421
What platform?

>>733922421
Go suck a dick, like you usually do. Just ask them to pay you for it, this time.

Get a fucking job and pay for it yourself.

What platform and how much is it?

Im feeling generous. Post a timestamped pic and what platform.

My clock says 5:10 you have 5 mins to post a timestamped pic and what platform or im gone.

5:13

brat, go watch some good movies and listen to some music

I sent it

>>733923428
mind as well leave now, doubt hell do it

timestampo and what plataformo

>>733923428
I was going to gift it to you but you are too slow. Fuck you. Get a job.

and why should I care about your birthday?

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>>733922773
PS4.
>>733922914
PS4. And 49.99 I think.
>>733923227
Sorry I am in car and my data sucks. But sister's watch shows 5/27 and the time. In military time.

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>>733922421
Best thing to do is go smoke a big phat blunt, think about life, then come to 4chan to beg for moneys..

Also, dick or gtfo !

But OP, BF1 is rated mature and it would be against the law to help you play it

>faggot

>>733923763
what is that, a g-shock knockoff?

>>733923763
show us your sisters tits

>>733923763
You took too long. Show your sister and ill buy it for you. Also. You need to get xbone instead of ps4 bullshit.

>>733923763
Either underage and B& or get a fucking job you degenerate. I ain't giving you my hard earned cash.

>>733923118
I posted time stamp. Kind of? If it doesn't work I can do another one later. My PSN is TobiBeats. Thank you for even considering.

>>733924005
Go mow lawns or something.

>>733924005
I was hoping you had an xbox one. Show me where i can gift it to you for ps4.

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>>733923972
I'm sorry that took a few minutes too long. I'll show her but she's like a 4/10. She's super nice and super smart though?

get a fucking job you lazy cunt

>>733924179
>sister carries a knife
>had a Gshock knock off
>isn't a ebegging faggot
Seems like a 10/10 in comparison to your dumb ass.

>>733924179
Im finding the premium for ps4 now. Have her wave at the camera or something.

>>733924126
I'm sorry. But here's the Playstation store
https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/games/addons/battlefield-1-premium-pass/cid=UP0006-CUSA02429_00-PREMIUM000000000?emcid=EAFranchise2017

>>733924179
Lol. Posting pics of your sister on /b for some shitty videogame. Classy.

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>>733924325
I asked. She wouldn't wave for me. Thank you so much, you really are great. >>733924309
Yeah she's cool af. Probably my best friend

>>733924328
Ok. One moment.

>>733924179

That's sick tho. Sacrificing his own sister for videogames. kek

>>733924520
When i buy this for you. I want you to have her stick her tongue out for the camera as a thank you. We all know there arent going to be any tits.

Ok im at the psn store but i have to have an account with them to buy from there. Im going to goto another site to find it. Ive been drinking a bit so stay with me.

>>733924650
That's fucked up

>>733924819
just go to gamestop or amazon and buy a digital code and send Op the code somewhere

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>>733924520
Ugly af nigga

>>733924897
Damn youre right. Ok i got this now.

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>>733924650
She wouldn't stick her tongue out, but I got her to smile

>>733925072
Ok im going to gamestop. Ill have it in a moment.

Show us your ID so we can verify it's your B-Day

>>733925072
Would totally ask out/10

>>733925007
Where would you want to send it? Snapchat? Kik?

>>733925072
all that jizz on those braces OP you tell her that

>>733925072
age?

If I buy it for you can we fuck you're so hot

>Posting pictures of your family for a video game

You clearly have issues, seek help and stop playing video games.

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>>733925072
>dem tiddays

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>>733925198
You have a throw away email?

>>733925616
[email protected]

>>733925616
I say do it through snapchat so you can verify its op

>>733925753
this for good thinking

>>733925870
My snap is "ismellparadise"

>>733925753
I dont use snapchat. He can take a timestamped pic with email address.

>>733926030
Email me then I will do a time stamped photo later if you like

>>733925753
>>733925870
Good thinking. But like i said. He can take another pic including an email address. If not Ill just post the code and whoever gets it gets it.

>>733926184
What if i get it but dont have a ps4

>>733926184
Email me or add me on snapchat and I can take a time stamp in a few hours?

>>733926141
Could I get a good pic of your sister?

>>733926257
I dont know. I have xbox one. I guess it wouldnt work for you.

>>733926305
Ill copy your email address down. It will take a while before my purchase is verified in order to receive the code though.

>>733926435
Can i re sell it

>>733926685
That's okay. Just let me know when. You can email me later and I can do a time stamp.

>>733926718
Possibly. I mean if you dont have a ps4 you could. As long as no one uses the code then it is good.

>>733926435
What games you have on xbox anon

>>733926980
I just bought it about a month ago so I havent bought any games forbit yet. It came with battlefield 1 so I have been playing it.

You have any recomendations?

>>733926873
Ok cool, no one else use it pls

>>733927161
I play a lot of rainbow six siege, modern warfare remastered and black ops 3. Not sure what type your into, I also play bf1 a lot

I forgot how long it takes for gamestop to process orders. Fuck. I should have went with amazon. By the time the code is sent I will have forgotten about it.

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Get a job bitch ass nigga

>>733927489
This and fuck u faggot begging cuck. Do something about it unless ur under 18 and can't get a job.

>>733927342
I mean i like shooters. I like battlefiels alot. Not so much into cod. On 360 i liked the assasins creed series. I played the hell out of those.

>>733927653
Black flag is fun the rest on the one are pretty trash. We should play bf1 sometime

>>733927653
OP here. Definitely get FarCry4, and primal. FarCry is my favorite game.

>>733927763
Yeah man. Gt is invitedsky and some numbers at the end. Lol id have to copy it down. I dont even know my entire gamertag

>>733927958
I thought about getting farcry. Vids that i saw looked pretty sweet.

Ok what is your email again? Said it could take up to 12 hours to process my order.


I dont know why im buying this for you. Maybe something good will come my way.

>>733928124
Yeah you should be able to change it thats just a preset one

>>733928404
[email protected]
I don't know why either, but it's greatly appreciated. 4fags get a lot of shit for being really mean, but some of you guys are cool af.

>>733928565
Yeah i know i can change it. I kinda like the invitedsky part though.

>>733928593
I emailed you. I just need proof its you before I send the code.

>>733928722
Yeah i cant find you I think I need the numbers check em btw

>>7339283549 InvitedSky35496

>>733929047
I added ignore the cringy name btw

>>733929213
Lol. Alright man. Probably wont be on tonight though. Alcohol=sleepy

Op. Check you email when you can

Ok. So if op doesnt get back in touch with me when i recieve the code ill just make a new thread and give it away. Im off to bed now. Later

>>733922421
>>733922421
You still lurking OP?

Good deal. OP. Ill send the code to you when i get it.

>>733923763
poor fag get a real g shock

>>733923763
R u circumcised?

take a dick pic in the car

>>733929962
I emailed you back.
>>733930514
Good idea

>>733930706
I got tour email. My payment was just processed. Im tryinf to stay awake to see if the code is sent to me beforw i fall asleep.

>>733930882
Just stand up and walk around. Without hurting yourself of course. Or just go to sleep. That may be best

>>733930437
>>733930706
?

>>733931227
Yeah i cant fight it any longer. Llok. By tomorrow afternoon you will have the code. Happy bday, man.

>>733930706
deliver m8

Hey op. I just received the code. Give me a minute and i send it to you.

OP. I just sent you the code.

>>733922421
Fuck off begfag, so it's your birthday, big whoop

My birthday is coming up, I guess i'll fucking post my tits and ask for someone to pay my fucking rent.

I'm pretty salty right now that you have parents and are upset that you are getting something on your birthday.

>>733931889
Thanks man I really appreciate it. Also thanks for the happy birthday wishes!

>>733924520
You know what... she isn't that hard on the eyes, and she seems pretty cool. Enjoy your free game OP.

>>733932565
If you had superb tits I would probably pay your rent.

>>733932645
Was your foreskin removed OP?

>>733931554

bet you pay for camwhores too

>>733932645
No problem, bud. I dont normally do things like this for strangers. Enjoy.

>>733922421
>Ask my parents for it, they don't believe in spending money on games that I already have.
>already have
The fuck you are on about? A you a greedy swine jew?

My birthday usually ends up with people saying "lets do something" "or ill get you this for your birthday" and then everyone forgetting.
>Four years ago come back from college to put my dog to sleep
> Two years ago my dad died for my birthday
> I dont do birthdays anymore.

>>733932737
They're perky and symmetrical but really small.

If you like anime tits then they're great.

>>733933513
Great? Im trying to picture them but I am having a hard time. How are your nipples?

>>733933500
What an ungrateful and selfish cunt your father was

>>733933788
I mean you didn't know him, but he pretty much was. I guess there was worse fathers out there, but he was about a 3/10