I think I had drunk sex with my daughter. I'm horrified

Please take a few moments and green text all of the events leading up to and including the supposed act of sexing your daughter.

>>733919944
hot daughter tho

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>>733920096
I've seen that before. I don't really know what green text is, but I'll write it out.

>>733920487
>this is green text
>having a drink
>daughter comes home already drunk
>etc.

Don't die on me. I really want to hear OP's story.

Op is full of it. Lurk moar faggots.

>>733919944
Bumperino

Great ending to the daughter story anon pls green text though

It's probably fake, but I'm still interested.

>>733922337
Clean miss

>>733922271
>>733922222

Tell us the story, OP - we need more details to form a judgement.
Greentext goes like this:
>be me
>dad with wife and daughter
>get absolutely drunk with my buddies
>go home
>fuck daughter
>wake up next morning
>feel horrified
and so on
Just google them to get an idea, they're pretty popular

Oh boy this should be good. Also if that is your daughter I would rape her silly

Where the greentext at?

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>>733920632
Ah yes
>I'm sitting at home watching tv
>my daughter comes home with a bunch of her friends and invade the living room. I think they have already been drinking
>I go into the kitchen to let them play
>a couple boys are with them so I also keep an eye on them
>after a while my daughter comes in and asks if she can raid the liquor cabinet and says I can drink with them too.
>I say okay mainly because I wanna be right there between those boys and my daughter.
>I know her friend pretty well so it's not awkward. We drank and drank and they asked me questions about my life and I did theirs.
>after a bit of this and myself getting pretty drunk they put on some music, which is when my wife came out and said she's going to bed so keep it down.
>my daughter and her friends are dancing and laughing
>my daughter likes to dress in ways that show off her... assets... much to my torture. She has the best body I think a girl can have, and she was wearing very... very short cut off jeans. and I'm drunk, so I cannot stop staring.
>She was very drunk too so I don't think she noticed, but I remember after a few minutes I got nervous one of the boys did, but when I looked at them they were just staring too.
>this made me think about the fact that one of these boys or both are probably as desperate as I am to see my daughter in... that way
>I had an erection now and all I could think about was going into the bathroom and jacking off
>all the songs these days involve dancing with your butt or your hips.
>my wife comes back out and asks us to turn the music off
>I feel the need to make a comment about modern music and dancing and they all groan even the boys.
>I want to go jerk off but I stick around because I don't want one of these guys hooking up with my daughter.
>we end up watching Silicon Valley and one of the boys starts making out with one of her friends. My daughter and her other friend sit next to the other boy who just sits there silently.

>>733923093
>I say okay mainly because I wanna be right there between those boys and my daughter.

He drunk fucked her. lulz

>>733923093
Continue cont

>>733923093
You have my interest
Proceed

>>733923891
>Implying someone needs your interest to proceed.
Kys.

bumperino

continue pls

newfag detected.

Was Silicon Valley good?

>>733924469
Yes it's a fun show. Especially if you're into IT/computer science related stuff.

Dude, you really need to invest in some sort of spycam and get creep footage of this alleged daughter. She's hot and all but I need... more.

>>733924822
Unless of course you end up fucking her regularly, in which case POV footage would be excellent.

>>733923093
Cont plx

>>733924076
Wew lad who shit in your cereal this morning?

>>733919944
Yadda, yadda, yadda works of fiction.

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>>733923093
>I think I stopped the other boy from hooking up with my daughter and that feels kind of great.
>I talk the whole show making "dad jokes". Mainly because I was drunk but my daughter and her friend were cracking up so I liked that.
>after the show the boy sitting there said they should probably go.
>everyone is so drunk her friends all just slowly shuffle out with the boy at his behest.
>I couldn't think at the time but I hope they took an uber.
>daughter goes "byeee" leaning over the top of the couch.
>if you don't know, my daughter has a very... prominent butt
>she just lays there over the top of the couch. For a second I thought she might have passed out and I as disgusted with what I was thinking.
>I say hey we should clean and she springs up.
>we are both incredibly drunk so we carry bottles and things and stumbling around. She even fell on the floor and almost cracked her head on the counter. We were both laughing and cussing and I kept helping her stand and she kept stumbling and laughing.
>touching her here, its the most I've touched my daughter since she was a kid beyond hugs. She's so soft and squishy. She feels like soft firm jello. I wrapped up the rest of the cleaning quickly because at this point I was desperate to jerk off.
>we talked about how that was a fun night and she said she's off to bed, and I just watch her jiggle and stumble down the hall to her room.
>I think I was already touching myself. This is where everything starts to blur.
>I walk to the bathroom to jerk off, but if my memory is true I walked straight into my daughters room on the way down.
>the reason I don't believe it, is this played out almost exactly like how I fantasize when I jerk off.
>she was partly undressed, but I was so drunk I could barely see how, just that she jumped and covered herself and suddenly I was lying on her bed
>I think I fell, but suddenly she was standing over me, and I stood again, I think a little confused about why my daughter was there.

>>733925414

look, if you say you don't believe it actually happened cause it is so close to what you always fantasize about, I do get your point, but I gotta ask, why would the imagination be so imperfect? All the falling and confusion etc. makes no sense in a fantasy, does it?

>>733925414
Is that it?

>>733925414
Bump

>>733925414
type faster!

>>733926512
That had better not be it.

the thing with being drunk is it brings to the surface whats already there.

if you suck a dick being drunk its because youre a closet homosexual

inb4 someone walked in on him on /b/

>>733925414
> she leans down
> everything is basically falling out at this point
> she goes to pull me up, I think, but slips
> lands right on me, with my boner sticking into her stomach
> she just gives me this look like I never expected her to have
> I try to push her up, but she won't
> she's biting her lip
> about that time I notice she's a three story monster from the paleolithic era
> give her three fifty
> fuck her ass

I just wasn't expecting it to be so close to my fantasy.

What do you guys thing?

>>733926732
Yeah, but how drunk is that?
I have some pretty embarrassing secrets/fetishes but I don't find myself blabbing/acting them out when I'm drunk.
Maybe I just never reached that level of intoxication.

>>733927062
Not OP, fuck off.

Trips and you text her to confirm?

>>733927062
Will the Real OP please stand up.

>>733927062

finally the dinosaur

>>733927183
Roll

>>733919944
it is fake, you are a faggot, and none of it happened.

Plot twist, OP is actually the daughter and thinks she drunk fucked her dad.
>dose filenames

>>733927429

sophisticated

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>>733925414
>she was looking at me funny I think like "wow you are drunk", and I just said "oh sorry" and kissed her on the mouth.
>she didn't even jump. We just started making out. Very aggressively. It's all so blurry. The lips and breathe filled my taste buds her vanilla smell filled my nose her pillowy butt filled my hands her beautiful blue eyes flashing in mine. alcohol filled my brain. My masturbation fantasies play in flashes like this, especially when I'm about to cum. But it felt real. And it looked real.
>her eyes were even how I imagined them. Usually she walks with these sly smirking eyes but they were wide almost scared. She didn't look like the sexy fantasy woman she looked like my daughter.
>I don't know how long the kissing went but I remember lying on the bed and kissing, then suddenly she on her arms and knees, in her underwear, that blue thong I saw her in that one time she was getting her laundry, butt wiggling and jiggling right up at my face, those eyes looking back at me.
>the little freckles on her butt... I don't know. The smell was so clear too. Vanilla and dripping flesh.
>I think I remember looking for a condom. But again I don't know, there was none. I was rubbing myself on her butt.
>I ejaculated up her back and on her cheeks. The sensation was so intense and the sight was so dreamlike... and her giggling.
>it gets all blurry here. I think I was passing out. I had pulled down her thong and pressed my face into her butt, and the next thing I knew she was on top of me and we were having sex.

>thinking that we would actually believe someone would post actual photos of their daughter on /b/.

>>733927667
You cum inside her?

>>733919944
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>733928163
Don't spoil it. We all just want to believe!

>>733928163
I know, but I still like to fap.

>>733928163
wew lad,

enjoying the summer break newfag

>>733928163
WOW! REALLY? HOLY SHIT MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>733919944
Need photo of your daughter

>>733919944
"I think i had drunk sex with my daughter"
you must have a really fucking bad memory if you cant remember such a thing, even if your're drunk.
are you legally retarded or what?

this is disgusting. pls kill urself :)

>>733919944
I would have drunk sex with your daughter.

>>733928772
Shutup

>>733919944
>>733927667
MOAR

>>733928772
tits or gtfo

>>733927062
At least use the right words, it's.
>three fiddy
Retard

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>>733927667
>she's groaning incredibly loud and doing the whole "daddy" porn routine.
>if anything makes me believe this is real: I have never felt pussy like that in my life. I don't even know how to describe it, so I don't know if I could have imagined it. It felt like my soul was being sucked out of my body, and it sounded like she was slapping down on a puddle.
>I remember kissing her and grabbing her butt and moaning like a dog myself. Then turning her over and thrusting as hard as I could into her against her butt and cumming and cumming and cumming.
>her screaming faded out the whole thing like the end of a movie and I woke up in my own bed with a disgusting head ache and the house empty.
I feel like I had the best night of my life but I'm worried about what actually happened. Did I have sex with my wife and just think it was my daughter? If so did I call her by my daughters name? Did I have sex with my daughter? Did I really cum inside her and could she be pregnant? Did my wife hear? Does my daughter hate me? Was it all in my imagination? Did I have an incredibly vivid wet dream? As I write this still nobody is home and nobody has answered my texts

Plot twist:
OP is single and lives alone.
It was all just a drunken fantasy brought on by some porn he saw the other day.

>>733929092
i need closure now too op

>>733929092
That's hot.
If it was real, there's no way the wife didn't hear the screaming.
Pull some money out of your joint bank account before she can think to freeze it, and do similar things like that.
You better pray this was all just some drunken fuck with the wife or a wet dream.

>>733929573
I know most of you are just fapping to this. But I need actual advice. If any of these scenarios are a possibility: what do I do? Do I just sit here?

>>733929092
You DID fuck her, your wife took her away to calm her and make sure this is true, all while wondering if she should report you to the police. She will never bring her home again and she'll come back tomorrow to pick up some stuff to settle your daughter in her aunts/cousins/friends whatever you have close, all that while not talking to you. Then a couple days later she will come back home, tell you she doesn't want to see you ever again, you eithef leavr the house for her or go to prison (if she told the cops), and initiate divorce procedure.
You know the rest i don't want to type more

I want to have sex now thank you op. And i think you did

>>733929804

Should be an hero?

I'd probably an hero op...

Would you consider getting drunk about once a month (not one beer but rather 4-5 glasses 1/4th vodka 3/4 ice tea) being an alcoholic?

Call one of them and if it did happen just say you're super sorry and you were so drunk you confused your daughter for your wife

>>733930069
First find out if it actually happened.
Also like this guy >>733929745 said, get some money where only you can control it and make sure your wife can't afford a lawyer.
Just to be safe.
Things could get REALLY bad if you don't do this.

>>733930199
this seems like a decent idea

now i want to know if it really happened

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>>733929745
>>733929804
This is what I'm worried about. But I can't act on that assumption if everything's okay. If my wife did hear, maybe my daughter told her one of the boys stayed? I don't know. The fact that neither of them have replied to me is very, very scary. My daughter never answers her phone but after last night if it's true... and my wife is iffy. I'm thinking about driving to my wife's work but that's more suspicious. This is so fucked and yet I don't feel regret at all assuming it's real.

If we knew who the daughter was we could ask her for u OP...

go to the daughters/wife bathroom and see if there is a load of moist tissues.

Doesnt matter if you really fucked her, just need to know how they are reacting to this and if you should be worried to be home alone

Call your daughter and say 'sorry if i acted a bit weird last night, i was really drunk, Did i do anything that I don't remember?'

have you inspected the room for signs of fuck

Go through her room. If the sex was as awesome as you say, there is bound to be done evidence of it there... A fucked up bed, the smell of sex etc... And if so, of course your gonna have to burn the house down...

>>733930898
this

>>733930898
Hive minds b/ro

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>>733930631
total BS

>>733930928
>>733930898
>>733930745
DO IT!!!
POST RESULTS

>>733930898
this

>>733930747
if yes or maybe, then this

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>>733930747
Perfect. She didn't pick up so I sent her those exact words in a text.>>733930745
I did. Nothing.

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>>733929092
if is real , it gone depends how psycho your wife is
your daughter prob wont fucking care that much
but yeh is wife goes crazy mad , it gone be bad

>>733930631
Go in her room, take a thong, take pic with time stamp, upload, profit.

Look for the blue panties if they're clean you're in the clear if they're dirty you might be fucked

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>>733927667
lul

Alright OP heres what you should do. You and your daughter sound pretty close since you guys drink together so you should ask her if u guys actually had sex last night or if it was just a "nightmare" she may be weirded out by this if it didnt actually happen so just say that u were drunk off your ass and had a bad dream. Communication is key

Kill them

>>733931031
How'd u Gert this pic?

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>>733930898
Not only were there no signs of sex, her bed was cleaned and made.

Age of your daughter ? Age of your wife ?

Post nudes

Leave your wife, marry your daughter

>>733931209
pics are familiar, you posted here before?
also ur daughter is hot as fuck

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>>733931209
hahahaha

>>733930175
You are like little child

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>>733931326
>>733931372
I've been posting pictures of her for a while now. Every time I masturbate to her.

>>733930175
No.

>>733923093
I remember you found nudes of her on her computer??

>>733931031
Those panties are hot as fuck. Moar!?

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>>733931515
yeah i know, no shit

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>>733931242
19 and 55.
>>733931270
I would if I could.

>>733931616
you have nudes?

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I'm calling...

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>>733931616
lol she aint your daughter

Get nudes of this bitch already.

I don't know if I'd stay home op, I'd just got to a fast food joint or something and kinda wait this out to see if you are fucked or not.

>>733931013
Wait how do YOU have pictures of HIS daughter?

>>733931966
This

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>>733931793
>>733932026
because it's complete BS lol

>>733931966
FBI is in front door.

>>733930175
hahahaha LOOOOOL not a chance in hell!
dude an alcoholic is someone who is dependant on alcohol to make his day work, so no drinking one day a month, doesn't make you an alcoholic x)

>>733929092
Does your dick smell like pussy?

/thread

>>733932026
Because he posts pics of her all the time

>>733932137
Oic. I'm wondering why a 19y.o. Still lives at home

>>733931616
She's 19? Bro your wife can't do shit except maybe leave u, yur good man.

>>733927667
>>733929092
You wincest writers really need to work on subtlety if you don't wanna tank people's suspension of disbelief. The way the relish in and elaborate on details doesn't match the "am i fucked guys?" premise of your post. it's written like an aspiring internet erotica writer would, not a guy who might thinks his whole family life as he knows it might be over. don't try so hard next time, talk like a regular person instead of trying to get people hard with vivid imagery. the real challenge is getting them to buy in first

>>733932089
Really

>>733932323
Unless the event did happen and she gets preggo. She could leave and slander him as well.

>>733932323
Assuming they're American, above-18 incest is a crime in some states (though not all).

I mean either way this girl is someones daught and she is hot as fuck anyone got more of her? any feet?

>>733932442
Yeah and the her daughter would be the girl who fuked her dad.. Pretty sure if it was true, and the wife found out, she would keep it lowkey as not to embarrass her daughter.

OP are you from one of the inbreeding States such as KY, AR, MS?

>>733932611
You forgot WV.

>>733932587
Ehh I can see that but it's much easier for mom to just side with daughter and say she was raped. Still embarrassing, but more so for him

>>733932530
Then they'd both. In trouble, and I'm pretty sure the mom would was to save her daughter the embarrassment of being known as the town slut who fucked her dad..

I've had a scarily vivid wet dream before about someone I tend to think about a lot, so if you're legit, dw about it, sometimes dreams are just vivid. I find that the more someone is on your mind sexually, the easier it is to imagine that scenario, and obviously a dream about it would feel 10x more real.
Safe bet: say "After we cleared up I think I remember passing out and waking me up? Or was that before we cleared up?" OWTTE
Or "I had a weird dream about you lol"
>assess reaction
>make up random, innocent BS dream involving dragons or some shit

>>733932708
I realized that right after posting lmao. True story. Alabama too perhaps

>>733932751
> "I had a weird dream about you lol"
Not this. Do not do this

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Show of hands from all the fathers here that would actually admit on 4chan that they wanna fuck their daughter AND post pics...... yea I didn't think so.

>>733931616
19 guess you're in the clear!!! 15-16 would have been bad the wife sticking it too you for lewd acts with a minor having to register as a sex offender.

Worst case scenario you get a divorce and the wife gets 1/2 of everything, but then you've got freedom so its really a win - win situation.

>>733927803
Well.... It's SOMEbody's daughter!

It's been a few minutes, OP must be learning his fate

At any point did she look at you and say "I'm gonna need about Tree-Fiddy?"

>>733934099
That's no woman, that's a damn succubus!

>>733931616
dis thread again

>>733929540
Best post in this thread, fucking lol.

Holy shit! What happened to OP?

>>733935102
FBI here : we're at the front door, waiting for him.

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>>733927062
>>733927062

I'm not gonna lie, I got a serious boner from this. That being said, this is clearly fake. Especially considering there's yet to be a single timestamp.

What a coincidence that you've posted pictures of your daughter here before. Basically, you found lots of pics of one girl in particular and said "Well, I can make a nice storyline about this".

Also, she has an alright ass, it's not like it's huge or anything. It's alright.