Just got a text from a girl who I fucked 3-4 week's ago,

It's AIDS. You're going to die.

smallpenisitis

that legit is going to spread quick.. does it kinda burn/tingle when you touch it? it actually is a really serious thing to get checked out mate

Honestly too hard to tell from pic.

I've had a mark like that from just not using any lube and jerking too much.

did you wear a rubber?

I have one of those on my dick and I don't know what it is

>>733919079
herpes

>>733919079
u dun goofed

you have scabies, Sarcoptes Scabiei

Looks like friction burn to me but no one here is a doctor, go get checked.

btw i hope its the herps

>>733919079
Women are whores. You should know better, OP. Enjoy your AIDS.

This is why I jack off rather than stick my dick in pussy. Much safer, and I can please myself better than any woman can.

>>733919140
>R.i.p.

>>733919548
>This is why I jack off rather than stick my dick in pussy. Much safer, and I can please myself better than any woman can.

Do you happen to be 13 ???

>>733919079
Hey Juan

if a soft pustule forms, it's herpes.

if a hard pustule forms, it's genital warts.

contact your physician idiot.

>>733919245
actually it doesn't feel any different

>>733919293
no sir. no rubber.

>>733919477
herpes was my first thought.. but it doesn't hurt or anything

>>733919673
I'm 38. I even have a girlfriend, but we don't fuck anymore. Might sound crazy, but I genuinely don't miss pussy. I really don't.

>>733919782
that's because you're gay you fucking faggot

>>733919673
I think you're the one who's 13 ...

>>733919782
>we

>>733919079
You got the herpes my man. Don't feel bad, a lot of people have it

>>733919782
its not cool to lie to people on the internet child

Thats no STD, thats just ordinary cancer.

>>733920048
You are incorrect, but allowed to have your opinion despite it being wrong.
>>733920101
Aye, we... as in HER AND I. I'm sure she's out fucking other guys. She stopped fucking me months ago. But hey, as I said, I really don't miss pussy. Sounds crazy, but I'd rather jack off and be done with it. Less hassle, less worry, and I can get myself off in a few minutes and be guilt free about it. Kinda works out.

>>733919782

I completely understand why some people have this point of view now. Gf left after 6 years a couple days ago. Every time I jerk off I could careless afterwards. Whenever I wanna go out to the bar to pick up a one night stand I jerk off and the feeling is gone. Jerking off literally seems to solve most of my problems.

>>733920294
Oh thank God, now I don't have to contact my physician

>>733920048
>>733920100
wasnt me but yea that guy is 13

>>733919079
It's called foreskin, anon

>>733920445
See. You get it. Jacking off is easier and it's less problems all around. I mean most of us guys are drawn to pussy, we live for it AND die by it. But really? If you just jack your dick, that want and need goes the fuck away INSTANTLY. I mean really, it's embedded in our DNA to fuck as many women as we can, but really? When you jack off? That shit fades to black. I dunno, I went through several bad relationships and I only put up with the shit FOR PUSSY! That's all it comes down to. Women bring nothing to a relationship but drama, stress, non-stop bitching, complaining, and manipulating. They drain your soul and leave you empty when they hop to the next new dick. Maybe it's because i'm almost 40 and I'm not young anymore, but I really don't even see a point to dating anymore, let alone fucking. I guess you could say my give a damn is busted. Has been for awhile.

That being said, sorry your girl left you after 6 years. It's happened to me a few times. Women are never satisfied with what they have, and they're always on the hunt to "upgrade". Just makes relationships all that much more pointless. They take what they want and they bail in the end and you end up worse for it. I'll take jacking off any day to wasted years putting up with women and their bullshit.

>>733919079

Psoriasis.. had the same shit for like 6 years

Q:
What's the difference between Love and Herpes?
???
...
???
...

A:
HERPES LASTS FOREVER

>>733920932

Same anon. This post was 10/10, I think I just trasended. I hear ya though, it all just seems like a huge waste of time. Instead of wasting time in the bar wasting money on some slut, I jerked off and immediately didn't care about that or my ex. Depression was completely gone and I spent the night catching up on some hobbies. It's like a life hack.

>>733920960
Ouch. That's a chronic disease right?

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>>733919548
>Women are whores.
>This is why I jack off rather than stick my dick in pussy. Much safer, and I can please myself better than any woman can.

Every last one of you "Women are just whores" people on this site remind me of Kenji from Katawa Shoujo. Paranoid, crazy and angry because you can't get any pussy. You don't have a girlfriend, you're just saying that, I'm betting you're still a virgin to this day and have no idea what the touch of a woman even feels like.

Looks like some of your dad's lipstick Anon

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>>733922151
You got me

>>733920165
I dont. That shit is gross.

>>733921930
>being this bluepilled

Enjoy paying child support and combing for pubic lice anon

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>>733923233
>Bluepilled
>Acting like your shitty backwards beliefs are the truth.

Have fun cucking yourself out of pussy for the rest of your life Anon.

>>733919079

Looks like psoriasis. I have it too. Go to a dermatologist or buy some medium strength cortisone and smear it on. Should be gone in a couple of days. Do you have anything similar on your elbows or legs?

>>733919079
Looks like Psoriasis, if you want to be sure, go get yourself tested OP.

>>733919079
Looks like some dry skin that's a bit irritated. Don't scratch it or wank for a couple day, put some moisturiser on morning and night. Also wear comfortable boxers that aren't too small.

>>733923737
>>733923869
>>733923917
Thanks I'll try that

>>733919079
too much fapping

>>733923233

It's a grill dumbass

>>733923233
>bluepilled
go back to /r9k/ teenage faggot

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>>733921930
>comparing people to anime.

>>733923502
Sex isn't even that good, even when it's good. He's honestly better off just jerking off. Women are a hassle.

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>>733924806
>Not knowing what Katawa Shoujo is.

GTFO.

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>>733921930
>When you're a salty faggot who pretends he doesn't want pussy in defense to his incapability to get any

>>733925913
Think you have the wrong post Anon.

>>733926367
Whoops. I apologize, >>733919548 was the intentioned post.

>>733919772
>no sir. no rubber.
what are you, fucking retarded?

>>733921930
he reminds me of harry potter

>>733919079
Looks like an HIV rash. You should really get yourself checked

>>733919079
Sickniggadick

>>733920100
I second this

>>733919079
is called a foreskin. it means your parents didn't love you and girls are disgusted by you. other than having a sock-dick, you should be able to live av relatively normal life

>>733919079
An hero

What was her name?

I have this too. Got checked out, confirmed scabies, possible syphilis.

>>733919782
its your test levels. Might want to get on a trt for the libido and muscle mass

Does it hurt? If it hurts can be herpes simplex or H. Ducreyi. If it doesn't hurt you'll have to wait longer. Any lymph nodes swelling around that area?

>>733919079
Aww man, that's dick polio, my cousin had that.

post pic of the girl

Just dry/dead skin, totally normal

>>733919079
its herpes you stupid fuck

Well its either dry skin or herpes and im here dead serious mate

>>733919079
Get. A. Fucking. Circumcision. Disgusting.

>>733919079
chlamydia, been there done that, pretty fucking easy to cure so dont worry

>>733919079
Thats from whacking it too hard you lying faggot. Did you use shampoo? Probably got burned

Looks like herpes dude. Might just be the cold sore strain though if it is not too severe.