The lowest moment of your life story thread. >Be me >19

if u dont go on I'll an hero

>>733915251
yup

>>733915251
>>Be me
>>19
>> moved in with parents down in the shit hole of Florida
>>Always horny, most girls in the area or taken or to much of a skank to risk it
>>Jack off about 4 times a day
>>One evening I at my local fitness club, doing some laps in the pool
>>A guy who usually does the music announced through the speakers that a contest was about happen
>>Apparently the first person to find a white plastic bead in the pool won a 100 coupon to best buy
>>the person to find a blue bead was the winner of a swimming with the dolphins trip in our local sea animal exhibit
>>Soon enough everyone one was in the pool
>>Eventually some fat bastard who cheated by using goggles found the white bead
>>The next bead was also difficult to find
>>After surveying the whole pool I saw a blue spot near the deep end
>>I dove down and clasped my hands it, to see it was the blue bead
>>after I announced my victory I was given a slip of paper containing the certificate for "1 free swim with the dolphins
>>I had nothing going on the next day so I decided to stop by
>>The place looked rather worn down as I drove up
>>Decaying wood, and tons of mildew
>>The greeter standing at the counter took my slip and guided me through to the pool
>>I saw 2 dolphins playfully skipping through the water, both guided by their trainer
>>No other people were there that day
>>I changed into a life jacket and greeted the trainer
>>He seemed like a nice guy, was compassionate and smart with the dolphins
>>He told me the Dolphins names and that they were both females
>>I slowly got in the water and the dolphins swam by me
>>He told me they were not keen on strangers but in no time they will warm up to me
>>They were incredible creatures
>>I fed them fish, and pet their foreheads
>>Suddenly the trainer's phone rang from his office
>>I had no idea the absolute humiliation I was about to endure.
Procede

We're waiting OP.

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Ok cont.

>The trainer lurched out of the water
>He dried off his wet feet on the mat and stepped inside, quickly close the door
>I also noticed there were no windows, it was just a shack
>I picked up another fish and fed it to the dolphin
>This time it swam up to me
>As I pet it, it rotated its whole body, so that I was looking at its underside.
>Suddenly it felt like all the wind was knocked out of my body
>I was looking down at the Dolphins pussy
>This fucking thing was in heat
>I gulped, and slowly touched it
>I had pussy on the brain at the time, and in that moment dolphin sex seemed alright
>I stuck a finger in
>It did that weird dolphin noise thing
>I instantly got hard as rock
>This is horrible but I fingered the god damn dolphin
>In what felt like a blurry haze of hormonal action I pulled down my trunks
>Revealing my diamond hard dick
>I gulped again
>It had only been about 2 minutes and I heard the trainer still in a deep conversation
>I stood up a little bit and rubbed my dick on it
>and oh man, it was like oiled velvet
>I knew it was terrible, but my most basic instincts got the better of me.
>I slowly slipped it in
>I fucked the dolphin


to be continued

>be me
>14
>having a fun life
>have lost of friends and doing good in school
>move schools
>have no friends
>get bullied
>birthday is coming up soon
>invite the everyone in the class
>no one comes
>mom wants me to feel beater
>takes me out to eat
>gets in car crash
>me and my mom are in the hospital I have broken lag and arm
>mom is in a coma
>mom is the only person I have left
>mom does wake up for 3 I hade no hope and no one there for me the lowest moment of my life

>>733916106


continue pls

>be me
>have a crush on really cute grill
>become very good friends with grill
>ask grill out
>discover grill has a crush on your friend
>tell friend
>discover your friend has a crush on said grill
>grill and friend start dating
>friend always talks about how much fun they have together
>cry myself to sleep for 2 weeks
>get over it
>remember she promised we would date when they broke up
>wait
I'm still waiting, it's been months

>>733916876
I have bad news for you, anon...

>>733916947
I got bamboozled

>Be me
>Be 13
>Be rly horny and fapping to furry porn cuz y not
>Cat won't leave me along
>Picked cat up and rubbed it on my dick for like no reason
>Did that about 6 times total in teenagehood
>Verri shitto

bumping for dolphin fuck story

>>733916383
Damn

more dolphin plz

OP's fapping to the memory while he types it out
Hurry up fag

Hurry up ths dolphuck story

hurry up dolphin boi

>>733915251
Bump

Yo dolphin boi cum bacc

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op come back

For dolphin fucks sake op is slow

op fucked off to s/fur and started fapping to dolphin pr0n

OP WE NEED U

>>733916106
Are you the same faggot who fucked the cow?

will op be a fag one more time or actually come back and finish this damn greentext?
did we play ourselves by coming to this thread in the first place?
it's like watching a porno but your phone dies before you cum.

>>733921121
:(

Well hurry I want to see how this ends.

>>733916106
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

OP is fucking a dolphin right now. Please be patient.

>>733921072
Kek. I'm in that thread too. It's awful.

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OP abandoned

>>733921732
What's with everybody fucking animals lately. Fucking barnyard Cosby special

>>733917070
You're in the friend zone faggot

>>733916876
Sucks to be you. Fucking nerd

>>733916106
> rock hard and impaling
>about to release seed
>trainer goes quiet
>turn around and his mouth is wide open.
>get kicked out.
>still fucked a dolphin.

>>733922371
That's it....? We waited an hour for that? I hope that dolphin gave you AIDS

>>733922371
Obviously not OP, and clearly has low intelligence, probably autistic