I'm back >be me almost 13 years ago >I'm 13

>>733912814
i'm gonna regret this but continue

>>733912814
no. shut it down.

Go on...

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beast thread go

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>>733912814

>>733912814
Nah son, nah.

>>733913158

all the good beast dropboxes and volas are dead, you know any good?

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>>733912814
OH BOY

Goat farm a few streets down. When I'm really horny I slide through the fence and pump my load in the nearest girl

>>733912814
Do it

>>733913158
No
>>733912814
>qt in town has a pussy
>fucking fantastic to finger her
>Kelly cow has a pussy
>what's stopping me from having a quick tickle of her vag?
> the beer is making my head buzz as I slip into her pen
>my heart beats in my throat as I see her tail flick, revealing her vulva
>I reach out hesitantly to stroke her labia
>BAM!
>as soon as I touch that silky skin, a heifer hoof with 1000 lbs of pissed off mama cow behind it slams into my hip
>scoots me back a solid two feet, I spin and go down
>fug.png
>I scramble to my feet and I am PISSED
>who does this teasing slut think she is?

Welcome back, I remember your thread from last night

>>733913568
>who does this teasing slut think she is?

I lel'd

Ah, yeah i remember you from last night. That was a good thread. Full of feels.

>>733913568
>March out of her pen, grab rope and bucket
>figure Mama won't let me touch her juice box while baby is in the pen
>rope the calf and drag it into adjoining pen so Kelly doesn't panic
>grab bucket and get back into pen with Kelly
>round 2 bitch
>perch on bucket behind her, squat and hope her hoof can't reach me
>she is calmer now, but scoots away as I stroke her
>I gently follow her with my bucket, stroking her until she stops moving away
>it seems like she's starting to like it
>starting to get shiny in that crease
>that magical moment I slip my fingers in
>it's soft and wet and velvety
>holy shit
>it's exactly like my qt in town
>just...bigger
>excitement builds as I spread her lips
>moist and pink
>go in for a sniff
>nope, fuck that
>I'm still into the fingering though
>hard as diamonds, imagining that I'm fingering my qt
>then, I get an even BETTER idea

>>733913959
>>733913665
Since Captcha ducked up and thread 404'd, figured I'd give some background and finish my story today. Would any of you happen to have the archive?

Holy fuck please continue

>>733914165
Unfortunately no, i was on my phone the whole time and i cant screen shot with it.

>>733914088
Please continue OP

>>733914088
>13 yr old qt in farming town doesn't let me fuck her
>but Kelly has taken miles of bull cock
>probably won't even feel my tween peen in her vagoo
>so I stand up straight and thrust into her
>yall remember your first slide into a wet puss?
>brain fucking shuts down
>pump for like a minute and a half before I give her ALL of my load
>goddamn man
>I button up and watch my load drip out of her
>panic and flee the scene
>couple days later, feel itchy in my cock
>every time I piss, it's like fire
>mom takes me to dr, two towns away

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>>733914654
what happens next!?

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>>733914654
super aids

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>>733912911
>>733913144
>>733914088
>>733914277
>>733914744

>>733914654
goooo ooonnnnn

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>>733915000
THE TRIPS DEMAND IT

>>733915000
must obey trips

>>733913409
spotted the sandnigger

>>733914654
>dr swabs my dickhole (fucking terrible)
>does some tests
>"Mrs. Anon's mom, your boy has a UTI"
>fuuuuuuuuuck
>apparently make UTIs are real uncommon, only happen from fucking
>Mom knows I don't get no puss
>interrogation in Dr. office
>I poker face until she drops it
>dr doesn't give a fuck
>he services a farming community, prolly saw 2 cases of donkey chlamydia a day
>mfw he asks me if I work around animals
>mfw he fucking knows
>I get two weeks of antibiotics
>go back to work, have to piss every 20 min, comes out like napalm
>50 year old farmhand notices
>works out exactly what happened, cuZ he fucks the cows too
>laughs his ass off, coaches me on how to use condoms
>mfw he calls my dick the cattle prod

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>>733915148
>cattle prod
Mfw

>>733915148
mfw?

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>>733915148
>Cattle prod

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>>733915148
> UTI: Urinary Tract Infection

>>733915148
By rural midwest do you mean Nebraska?

>>733915148
>50 year old farmhand notices
>Cuz he fucks the cows too

OH

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>>733915148
ah, beautiful story with a beautiful ending.
Moral: fucking animals unites people

>>733915344
I'd prefer to not say, I didn't change the cows names, so I don't want someone to recognize the farm.

Cowbruh is back!

>>733915391
I'm not even close to done with this story. This is the Prologue.

>>733915466
>I'd prefer to not say, I didn't change the cows names, so I don't want someone to recognize the farm.

that means yes otherwise you'd just say no

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>>733915148
>mfw he calls my dick the cattle prod

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>>733915466
OP, why would you even mention that?

>>733915573
this is the hardest i've laughed in YEARS ty so much op

>farmhand and I team up to fuck the cows
>easier to cooperate to get them in the cattle run and gate them in
>we are tag teaming Kelly about once a week
>feel a little weird that a 50 year old and a 13 year old are seeing each other fuck a cow
>but pussy is pussy, can't overthink that shit
>our standard procedure is to hang a porn magazine or calendar on the cattle run gate to look at while we fuck Kelly
>cuZ we are totally normal hetero dudes who just like women
>and like to think about them while balls deep in Bessie
>like I said, I didn't think too hard about it at the time.

>>733915466
I grew up in Nebraska, had a kid in school who loved his cow named Peanut. Did you talk about your cow outside the farm?

>>733915592
>>733915544
I can tell you with honesty that it wasn't Nebraska. I just didn't want to get caught in this cycle of
>was it Oklahoma?
>Missouri?
>South Dakota?
>Wisconsin?
>Illinois?

>>733915796
>op is about to know what it's like to get that ass cherry popped

>>733915466
"The names of the farm animals have been changed to protect the innocent"

>>733915932
Of course. Steers come and go, cows are life.

Is there more? I'm getting blueballs over here

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>>733916618
!!!!!!!!

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where's udderanon

Is this a real thing?

>>733915796
>start to fuck Kelly more regularly
>I'm dropping loads in her multiple times a week
>I have it down to a science
>having threesomes with the other heifers
>stubborn dyke cow named Rosie even gets the cattle prod
>but Kelly is my old faithful
>reliable
>starts to evolve as a sexual relationship
>I play music to relax her
>bring her treats that I know she will like
>human girls always say no
>Kelly always says yes
>drive 30 miles to capital to get silicon lube
>use it with Kelly to do anal
>continue dating girls in town
>other boys their age pressure them into sex
>I'm cool though, I ask and respect them when they say no
>don't complain about blue balls
>girls think I'm a great guy
>little do they know, I make out with them and go home to relieve my blue balls with Kelly
>it still hasn't dawned on me that I'm dating a cow

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>>733916914
This is a very touching and beautiful story.
Can you continue, OP? It's making my eyes well up.

have you ever been caught "in the moment" with one of the cows?

>>733917449
being a minotaur's dad would be pretty rad

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>>733917449
:)

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>>733915148
So you lost your virginity to a cow?

>>733912814
why are you drinking beer at 13

>>733917934
murica

>>733917137
I'll get to that Anon
>>733917449
Constant cow fucking starts to Change my life

>I start going steady with a girl we will call Rachel
>Rachel lets me suck her tits and finger her
>lets me dry hump her and sometimes gives me handjobs
>it's great having orgasms with a qt girl who smells nice
>I start to neglect Kelly
>I spend my free time with Rachel
>but we are running out of places to hook up
>it's a small town, we can't do it in public regularly
>we do it behind the corn stove at her house but she burns her ass on it and doesn't want to hook up there anymore
>her dad won't let me in their house, threatens to shoot me with rock salt
>what to do?
>I'll have her sneak out of her house and come to my shack on the farm
>I tell her about my plan, and I start to make a bottle of apple pie with the white lightning farmhand made and apples from the fall harvest

>>733918012
apple pie moonshine is the best

>>733917934
CuZ I lived a farmhands life in a rural farming community.

>>733918090
Corn whiskey is the best. I just made the apple pie cuZ girls don't like white lightning by itself.

>>733918195
got me there

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>>733915148
This is why you wash her with soap and warm water beforehand, it's just common courtesy.

I watched my friend get his dick sucked by one of his calves. They dont stop sucking until they get liquid.

>>733918012
On the night, I pick up Rachel in the dead of night

>we go back to my shack on the farm
>we drink the apple pie and laugh and fuck around the farm
>she's a town girl, she thinks being around the animals is cool
>we go by Kelly's pen to introduce her
>Kelly sees me coming and smells the teenage pheromones
>she lows loudly and presents her pussy to me
>Rachel notices
>"wow, she must really like you"
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>please don't figure it out
>puts my mind at ease when she leans in to nibble at my ear and whisper
>"I'd like to do that to you"
>ignore how lame and weird that sentence is, cuZ horny teenager
>immediately start making out on the spot
>sorry Kelly
>go back into my shack, get first taste of pussy, first blowjob, first sex with a human girl
>later, while Rachel sleeps off the apple pie, I walk outside to see Kelly
>she smells the sex on me and won't come near me
>jealous cunt
>I pet and stroke her until she calms down
>I kiss her goodnight and go back to my shack

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>>733915796
team up to fuck the cows

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>>733916914
>she backs her pussy towards me
Fuck yeah. Cows aren't my thing, I think they're kinda fugly, but if one backed its juicy cunt into me I couldn't say no

>>733918303
Learned that from the farmhand

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>>733916914
>>human girls always say no
>>Kelly always says yes

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THIS THREAD
>pic related

>put me in the screenshot pls

>>733918948
Well, 'moo' means yes in cow language, didn't you know that?
Also silence means yes.

>>733918948
sadly that's very true, girls around here are unfuckable too, so we must went like 20kms by bike elsewhere

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>>733915796
>balls deep in Bessie
Include me in screen cap

>>733918654
Busted

>Kelly and I are having makeup sex
>I'm really beating the walls off her, cuZ I'm still pissed she got jealous
>see through a crack in her stall the glint of a windshield coming down the road
>owner's truck, 80 yards and closing
>idk if you have ever had your blood run cold like that, but I almost shit myself
>I pull off condom, pull up overalls, and kick the bucket into the corner just as the owner pulls into view and parks
>I try my best to poker face and moonwalk out to meet him
>erection is almost kill, hope he doesn't notice bulge
>he left some shit in the milk house, so be retrieves it, comes to shoot the shit
>asks me what's up with Kelly
>?que?
>since he saw me come out of her stall, he wants to know why I was in there
>no feed bags nearby, no brush, no soap
>reach deep down to gather my inner bullshit
>tell owner I was checking out her eyes, she might need the vet
>we walk over, check out her eyes, he agrees
>glaucoma?
>I awkwardly position myself so he doesn't see the remnants of grool on her puss

>>733919040
>>733919270
You are even more desperate for attention than OP was for sex. Fucking retarded.

>>733919292
And you wonder why it's called flyover country

>>733919292
This is gonna end in you being responsible for her being put down isn't it

why do i still come here

>>733919292
>we walk back to his truck
>bye bye
>start to breathe easier
>suddenly, he does a double take at me
>starts to look around the farm before shaking his head
>"what's up boss?"
>"just getting old Anon"
> gets in his truck, starts to drive off
>rolls down his window and winks at me
>"say hi to Rachel for me"
>Wut?
>I don't go near Kelly till his truck disappears down the road
>what did he mean by that?
>does he know?
>start doing feed
>realize while lifting bags that the bright blue wet condom I had on is hanging out the side of my overalls
>Put two and two together
>owner thought I was fucking Rachel behind Kelly's stall and that I hid her when he pulled up
>I kek
>bust a nut in Kelly to celebrate our close call

>>733919549
You can't fuck a cow to death, friend. Trust me, I tried.

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>>733919601
For all the juicy T H I C C pussy

>>733919679
Do you folks want more?

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>>733919679
This was a good read OP

More!!

>>733920322
it's not over?

>>733920322
Yes, I'm fully invested in this

>>733920322
Yes please this shit is hilarious

>>733920322
yes

>>733920322
This has been the high point of my day. Please don't stop.

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>>733920322
Don't bother, mods will delete thread any second, because they're
C U N T S
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>>733915316
Wow, you must be butter nutter the science fucker

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>mfw this whole thread
Jesus christ OP don't stop 'til the end. This is fucking hilarious to read.

Damn, a good read after a while
Thanks OP

what even is the human race

OP here, had to take a shit. Back now

>new cow comes to the farm
>her name is Rosie
>Rosie is younger than Kelly
>but Rosie is a cunt
>me and farmhand take her off the loader for the owner to inspect
>me and farmhand get a peek at her tight, trim pussy
>we exchange knowing looks
>tonight is the night

Don't stop OP.

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Include me in the screenshot.

>>733920860
Include that in screencap

>>733921614
>late that night, farmhand comes out of his trailer, knocks on my shack
>fire in his eyes
>I'm raring to go as well
>we do the creepiest walk to the cow pens ever, heavy breathing and all
>he stinks of whiskey and keeps stroking himself over his pants
>creeped the fuck out, but I don't say anything cuZ I'm all about that new pucci
>walk over to Kelly and Rosie's adjoining pens
>evening ladies

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This.

>>733921614
you'd better not fuckin stop op or i swear to jihad i will blow up a preschool

epic thread

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>>733922187
>rip op's anus

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include me in the 'caps

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skimming thru this thread... i guarantee OP is going to troll you people... either a rickroll, or some lame fucking meme, or just stops posting.. either way, yall are fucked

>>733922187
We jump into Rosie's pen and go to work
>he starts to stroke her puss, trying to get her excited
>5 minutes later, nothing
>she keeps pulling away
>we switch and I try to get her excited
>nothing
>we continue this frustrating cycle for almost 45 minutes
>I'm straining against my pants, precum soaked
>I NEED some pussy
>I tell farmhand that it's probably not happening and I get behind Kelly
>I start to fuck her as farmhand insists that he can duck Rosie
>I blow my load in Kelly just as he gives up
>as a rule, we don't do sloppy seconds, so he lives up and fucks Kelly's ass
>cums and we go to leave
>Rosie won't stop smelling Kelly's freshly fucked pussy
>figures
>we get a fresh virgin cow, and she's a fucking dyke.

>>733922611
why do you think we keep reading

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>>733922570
2 scoops

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>>733922187
>>walk over to Kelly and Rosie's adjoining pens
>>evening ladies

my fucking sides...

>>733922611
Guess again cockfag. I did this thread yesterday, just doing it again for the new people cuZ I can't find the archive.

>>733922611
i smell summer

>>733916914
>>having threesomes with the other heifers
>>stubborn dyke cow named Rosie even gets the cattle prod
what?

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>>733922678
>we get a fresh virgin cow, and she's a fucking dyke

>>733922869
cattle prod = op's dick

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>>733922611
Probably

>>733922869
I was eventually able to fuck that bitch Rosie. And I would sometimes tie Kelly and another cow side by side and go puss to puss.

>>733922964
i get that, but threesomes? dyke cow?

>>733922782
Much appreciated, laughing so much

>>733923021
look at >>733923016

>>733923016
>go puss to puss
wtf

>>733923091
What is so hard to understand? Pull out of one pussy, go into another. Repeat, back and forth.

OP you're milking it now.

>>733923177
Kek

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>>733912814
>>733913568
>>733914088
>>733914654
>>733915148
>>733915796
>>733916914
>>733917449
>>733918012
>>733918654
>>733919292
>>733919679
>>733922187
>>733922678

>>733923177
shut up and let the man continue his story, idc if it's fake or not. i'm invested.

>>733923177
czeched and I saw what you did there...

>>733915148
No, UTIs are pretty common

>>733923246

i've herd enough of this

>>733923302
Okay, Dr. Anon. Can OP fucking continue?

>>733923337
Kek

>>733923176
but by doing a cow threesome you've crossed the line from looking at a girl while fucking a cow to fucking a cow because you want to fuck a cow.
that's why i'm saying wtf, it's baffling

>>733923337
i'm cownting on op to finish.

>>733918579
Dont they bite?

>>733923360

Its pasture bedtime wee man.

In which I discover a new path...

>shooting the shit down at the hardware store
>hear a guy mention something interesting
>Fleshlight
>what the fuck is that?
>"it's like a pussy you can put in your pocket"
>...what?
>go online and read about this incredible invention
>different shapes/sizes/textures
>surely it can't feel as good as a real pussy?
>all the reviews say I'm wrong
>see models for like $200 dollars
>for that much money, it must feel great

ill be honest i got hard to reading about OP fucking a cow.

>>733923411
Porn was still there. And I'm not telling this story because I'm the picture of mental health, my guy. I had a cow threesome, you can deal with it, or you can't.

>>733923431
I really hope the story mooves along soon

>>733923640
>find base model online for like $80
>drive two hours to state capital to pick it up
>bring it back to my shack and lube it up
>dear lord
>it felt great
>here was a pussy to fuck that wasn't attached to a half ton shit machine.
>I was in that fleshlight pussy for fucking weeks
>I fucked it between my mattress, taped it to a table, jerked off with it left handed
>I pumped so much cum in that thing, you could have hit it with a hammer and watched it shatter

>>733924006
>I don't even look at Kelly anymore
>why would I waste time with her when I've got my own fuckable friend waiting for me in my shack?
>Kelly now lows at me when I walk by, keeps presenting to me
>she doesn't understand why I don't want her puss anymore
>and I just keep bashing away at that fleshlight
>that poor, poor fleshlight
>but, as kids do, I began to lose interest.
>the novelty was gone, the honeymoon was over
>it was a pain in the ass to constantly clean the thing
>the lube was expensive and the smell of it made me sick
>and no matter what, the fleshlight wasn't warm, and living.

Continue op

>>733924330
op pls i beg you continue

Continue

>>733923442
My fucking sides!!

>>733924330
>one night, I wrestled with the prospect of fucking my fleshlight again
>I just couldn't get into the idea of getting up in the middle of the night, in post orgasmic bliss, to scoop my rapidly cooling spunk out, then rinse and dry my fleshlight
>I took a walk to clear my head
>walking past Kelly, she lowed at me and backed her pussy against the fence, hard enough to shake it
>as any addict will tell you, you can abstain until you can't think of a reason not to
> I got my bucket, unzipped, and assumed the position

Just when I think I'm out, she pulls me right back in.

>>733924700
o yes...continue pls

>>733924700
Op....
I get that you got lonely bud
And I understand there was just some free animal puss lying around
But bud, that's crossing a line

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What a beautiful love story

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>>733924918
ikr, replacing her with a fleshlight? Fucking degenerate

>>733924700
>at this point, I'm 15
>I'm fucking Kelly every day
>EVERY day
>I'm going through rubbers like a madman
>can't keep depositing used rubbers in regular trash, so I have a bag full of nothing but used rubbers
>paranoid it will be found, so when it starts to get full, I burn the bag
>continue this cycle for months
>dating life is practically non existent, cuZ I get pussy at home
>basically don't even try to sleep with girls very hard
>mostly just making out and 2nd base stuff
>doesn't matter, having sex
>kind of accepting the fact that Kelly is kind of like my gf
>kind of realizing that I may be a little fucked up.

>>733925144
>realization that I'm not normal comes while I'm pounding away at Kelly one afternoon
>yeah, you like that slut?
>moo
>taking my cock in your wet pussy
>moo
>I give Kelly a little love tap on the ass
>out of reflex, she kicks a bit, knocking the bucket from under me
>I fall down, my dick comes out of her with an audible *pop*
>I'm face down in the mud with my dick out
>realize that I'm face down in the mud with my dick out because I just tried to dirty talk the animal I was fucking

Let me tell you, that is a sobering thought to come across your mind. One hard truth to look at

>>733925144
>kind of realizing that I may be a little fucked up.
Oh gee I wonder why?

Don't 404 on me, this is some actually entertaining stuff.

>>733925651
nigga you've gone full beastiality

>>733925651
>>yeah, you like that slut?
>>moo
>>taking my cock in your wet pussy
>>moo
fucking kek

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I'm fucking dead

>>733925651
>start talking to qt mixed girl cashier at feed store
>only "black" person in town, so she gets a lot of attention
>I, for one, having only been with white, latina, and Black Angus, am very interested in getting my swirl on
>I'm decently handsome, in good shape, so qt picks up what I put down
>time to strike
>after a couple times of flirting at the feed store, I ask if she wants to sneak out one night and come to my shack
>love shack baby
>I've got liquor and we can drive around the fields and spot coyotes
>she says that sounds fun
>run home and fuck a load into Kelly to get out the pre date jitters.

>>733925651
Holy shit. You can't make up this stuff. Anon. I'm fascinated. You are one of the few people that truly belong to 4chan.

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>>733926178
>>I, for one, having only been with white, latina, and Black Angus
FUCKING KEK

>>733922410
go back to Mecca faggot

The Night I almost Confessed

>it's the night that I'm going to pick up qt mixed girl
>after a pump and dump in Kelly for good luck, I scrub my dick raw
>don't want qt to smell any USDA prime on my man meat
>I pick her up a couple blocks from her house in town
>she's wearing a summer maxi dress, and she's got her sandals in her hand. She's barefoot and wiggling her toes in the grass
>as I pull up, she smiles at me. I can see her pearly white teeth so clearly, and the setting glow of the sun plays off her light freckles
>my stomach is doing flips

>>733926178
nigga you are fucked. you are the hero 4chan needs.

>>733926178
>white latina, and Black Angus

Holy shit, the cow fucker is still here?

I hope someone archives this. Fucking 4chan gold right here

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>>733915148
Top Keks of the week!

>>733926820
you mean cowbro, hes our hero now

>>733926928
>Cowbro
>Brovine

>>733926655
>I get my shit together
>I try to be rakish and charming
>"hey pretty lady. Wanna go for a ride?"
>she giggles and blushes
>she brushes her curly hair out of her face
>I can't feel my fucking legs
>I get out and open the door for her
>I help her in the car
>she says I'm such a gentleman
>laugh on the inside as I picture her walking in on me vinegar stroking Kelly
>ask if she wants a drink
> we pass a bottle back and forth and sing a stupid country song on the radio
>we are both laughing, and I never want her to stop smiling

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>>733926824

this is gold? lol you must be new here. shit like this happens all the time... some dumb fuck posts a story... spreads it out over whole thread. assholes like YOU keep refreshing waiting for more.. "OMG THIS IS GOLD! UR COOL OP"

fuckoff newfags

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>>733917449
I'm dying. Someone screenshot all this shit! This is gonna be a classic.

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>>733926824
I am staying up past my bedtime in order to do so

>>733927232
then make a separate thread and dump real gold, faggot

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>>733927232

>>733915942
>Oklahoma
>Midwestern

kys

>>733927111
>I turn off the road by the farm so we can bounce my truck over the hills
>she laughs and squeals as we do
>she says she can feel her tummy flip
>I start to stiffen up at the prospect of shifting her kidneys
>we get down to my shack, I take her to meet Kelly
>town girls think the animals are cool
>qt thinks the cows are cool
>hey, me too bitch

>>733920322
As long as it doesn't include chickens

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>>733919679
THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER.

>>733927232
i can smell summer on you

>>733926655
>USDA prime meat

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>>733927232
>tfw the newfags try to be edgy by calling themselves oldfags and trying to derail threads that other enjoy

>>733927472
How many milking cows do you have at the farm op?
Cows/heifers/calves

>>733912814
>church bar
?

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>>733927655

I can smell newfag on you

>>733927655
No, that's ketchup and the bun

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>>733922187
/b/ is not dead!

>>733927472
>we start drinking more and playing truth or dare in my shack
>she's not wearing a bra
>her dress starts to stick to her skin, damp with her sweat
>I turn a fan and my AC unit on
>the sudden breeze raises goosebumps on her arms
>her nipples get hard
>seeing those Hershey kiss nips makes me kick the sex into overdrive
>make out a bit and fondle each other
>I break away, ask her truth or dare
>truth
>shit, I can still save this
>what's your deepest sexual fantasy?
>she won't look me in the eyes, she hesitates
>it's a secret
>I won't tell
>you can't judge me
>kek, I surely won't
>on the inside I'm hoping it's not nigger dick
>"I...like horses"
>what?
>"I want to get fucked by a horse"

>>733928002
this only can get better

>>733927908
I don't live on the farm anymore, and haven't for some time.
Since it wasn't a dairy, we had the three milkers for the calves and the owners wife, and two breeders.

>>733927914
Yeah, they probably don't have that around you. Basically a bar attached to a church. Had a bar attached to the feed store as well. Local liquor law loophole.

im just waiting for the fresh prince theme song kek

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>>733922306
Go back to /co/ fag

>>733928002
we are entering final form far as i see pls continue

>>733928002
>on the inside I'm hoping it's not nigger dick

>fucks cows
>still better than a nigger

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>>733925651

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>>733928002
>"I want to get fucked by a horse"

>>733927053
fucking kekd

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>>733928002
>not nigger dick
>horse dik
well, yeah it's something even the mightiest BBC cannot compete

>>733928185
I was wondering because I don't know how you'd have time for that if it were a dairy farm (I've worked at one before milking about 50 or so cows so there's not much free time)

>>733926178
>>I, for one, having only been with white, latina, and Black Angus, am very interested in getting my swirl on

I'm fucking dieing here....

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>>733927232
Salty because you can't get any cow puss?

>but pussy is pussy, can't overthink that shit

kek my balls off

>>733928714
>dieing
Learn English you mong

>>733915148
Put me in the screenshot

>>733928002
>I am stunned
>this girl wants to fuck a horse
>no horses on the farm, so I can't help her
>but she admitted to me that she wants to fuck an animal
>"have you done it"?
>she tells me how she jerked off a horse once, but didn't fuck it cuZ she was afraid it would hurt
>would you do it though?
>she pauses and says no
>I can tell she's lying
>I ask why not?
>she says she's worried, animals are dirty
>everything in me wants to scream out my secret
>this beautiful girl is like me
>she will accept me
>we are perfect
>maybe I can be normal, we can hold hands and go to the movies, and I won't have to worry that I'm a freak
>she'll accept me and tell me that it's okay, and then we will make love and everything will be okay
>but I can't bring myself to say it out loud
>end up fucking her into the mattress while dirty talking about her getting fucked by a horse
>fuck her like I'm mad at her and she loves it
>after I put her ass to sleep, I grab a bottle and walk outside
>I feel like crying
>I missed my chance to tell my secret to the only girl who would understand
>I stumble into Kelly's pen
>I give her a kiss and hold her head
>at least Kelly understands me

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Put me in the cap please

you know i dont think even a cow would love me. grats OP

>>733928544
Nope, beef farm. Work is basically just containing 2000 lbs of angry steak, times 30.

>>733928002
jesus christ this keeps getting better and better

>>733926231
once upon a time most of 4chan was like this

>>733925651
FUCKING GOLD OP IM LOSING MY SHIT
ALL HAIL YE OLD /b/ !

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>>733928768
sorry /b/ro..
English is not my first Language.

So go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut ya mong

>>733928981
> while dirty talking her getting fucked by a horse

Oh fuck off.

PS cap this

>>733929267

no it wasn't you faggot

/b/ was never good newfag. lurk moar.

>>733929494
>reading comprehension
>you fail it

Fucking dumbass.

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>>733928499
all women lust for BHC

>>>733926231
>once upon a time most of 4chan was like this

Notice how this guy didn't grow up on the internet. All the pre-80s kids' stories have been told. Now we're down to walking the dinosaur and the Yokel History Channel.

>>733928299
interdasting

Super
https://youtu.be/GIDWwUo2dAE

Ayy

>>733929508
>newfag
>lurk moar
>faggot
god it's so summer in here, please kys

yestarday
all my troubles seemed so far away

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>>733929885

>>733928981
>new cow comes to the farm named Jan
>owners wife wants Kelly's milk to start an online creamery for bored rich white ladies
>whatever bitch
>I offer to do the milking for her when I can
>more hands on time with Kelly
>means my set aside "Kelly time" can now be used for getting familiar with Jan
>Jan was great, nice and tight, a welcome variety, and had a great, docile attitude
>spend a few weeks fucking Jan and Kelly
>Bretty gud
>start talking to a plump, half asian hair stylist we will call Erika
>we go on some dates, and start to go steady
>things are actually going really well. I feel like I'm settling into a good groove in life
>at this point I'm around 17
>women like me
>steady work
>got cow bitches on lock

but things can't be perfect forever

>>733928981

Hope you continue posting, OP.

>>733929570
Nice pic link your collection if you got more anon pretty pls

I could go to college and get an education but instead I'm reading about some 13 yr old fucking cows

>tfw

>>733930000
Nice quads OP

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>>733930000
Why is this so hot

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>>733930000
"got cow bitches on lock"
HOLY SHIT OP KEK

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>>733930000
>>733930226

SPOILER ALERT
OP KILLS KELLY WHILE EATING SUGAR CUBES