You meet up with a girl you met online. You guys agree to meet

>>733910437
360 and walk away.

>>733910531
You stupid

>>733910437
I commit suicide

>>733910437
Demand some sweet tea.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu_2dAaszT0

>>733910437
You prepare your prisonpocket for impact

Ask to borrow some sugar.

>>733910437

Run outside of the house.

fuck him and assert dominance

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>>733910437
I came looking for booty.

>>733910437
I start molesting him.

>>733910607
Normie detected

>>733910437
accuse him of entrapment and sue for damages of reputation of course

>>733910437
book. I can't go back to the pen :(

Poison him

>>733911001
Oh boy

>>733911017
.

>>733911030
..

>>733911043
...

>>733911043
>>733911053
....

>>733911069
.....

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Easy. I walk in with a letter stating my intent to simply speak with the girl explaining the dangers of inviting strangers over from the internet. I also would not have said anything incriminating in the chat log.

>>733910906

Which was the plan all along anyway.

>>733911081
..........

>>733910437
Go Boondocks on his ass and whip out a belt.

>>733911096
Ja

>>733911105
H

>>733910437
Pretend to talk to him about it all while posting the messages where the catfish admitted to being above the age of consent to my fb profile and contacting my lawyer.

>>733911082
so you go to her house with a letter? why? if you wanted to tell her that inviting strangers is dangerous you wouldnt bring a letter, and if you are there to deliver the letter, you wouldnt go inside
>flawed logic

>>733910437
chat i guess, i've done nothing wrong considering girl is ageless

As I don't date kids or anorexic teenagers, I have a solid base to argue that I couldn't possibly know that she is underage. This kind of trap doesn't hold in court. I always save conversation, especially important or fishy ones.

>>733911093
You speak my language.

>>733910437
>meet at your house
He entered me house without consent.
That's a lawsuit.

>>733911618
So you're just going to pretend it never happened despite having video/text evidence to the contrary? Good luck.

>>733911999
I have the evidence that nothing happened and that it was a spoof to trick me into that situation.

Nice double dubs btw.

>>733912225
You have the evidence? This is a theoretical situation. Chris wouldn't be showing up if you had any good evidence, so maybe play along...

>>733910607
New

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>>733910437
Bi tüünii khanyg evdej

>>733912537
As I said : no kids, no teenagers, no women who look like kindergarden dropouts. Chris has nothing on me.

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>>733912686
>Bi tüünii khanyg evdej

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>>733910437
Get on horse and break wall.

>>733912904
I'm even that paranoid to gather evidence in the event that the woman wants to construct a 'rape' case