My 42 year old retard brother watches food network 14 hours a

Hell no, your brother has great tastes

Cancel it

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Don't be the Grinch Who Stole Christmas, you fag.

Don't cancel the cable. Ever.

Why don't you just kill him during his sleep?

You can use a pillow or try to make some poison (there's a pdf how-to file online).

He probably won't even know he's in danger, and won't fight back. Why waste money on him?

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>>733901810
Well, heres to hoping nobody rolls a 42.

Otherwise, this christmas is going to be memorable.

do it

>>733901638
>cancelling cable for Christmas
>It's May

Are you sure your brother is the retarded one?

you're a fag if you cancel it op

use the cable money to build a time machine and make sure he is aborted

Keep it and kys op

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do it, and film his mental breakdown

N-O spells no.

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Keep cable get

This is sad but kek

>>733901833
I bet your parents have been wondering the same thing.

>>733901638
Don't cancel it.

Life is shit enough as it is, so it must be generally unbearable for him, his only joy in life is that one thing, why be such a cunt a take that away from him?

Just leave him be with what makes him happy, or kill him.

dont cancel it dickhead

You jackass if 42 buy him tickets to live show. His favorite personality, ass well

>>733901638
Cancel

If 42 buy him tickets to live show faggot

cancel that shit!

Tickets to live show faggot

>>733901638
No

Live show faggot also I've rolled 54 twice

>>733901638
yes

>>733902492
Even if they were, I would accept it. But it's still their fault, because they probably fucked when they were drunk or on some drugs, so I ended being fucked in the head.

Why waste money and energy on people that are not aware they are alive? It's like an animal pet, but way more expensive... and not fluffy or cute.

Live show faggot

>>733901638
nope

>>733901638
Keep it for him, it makes him happy and you should be supportive of what makes him happy

Keep cable

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ruin his life, cancel it for the sake of god almighty

>>733902706
Reroll

no more cable

Yes please

>>733901638
Live show. Dont cancel

>>733903167
Reroll

>>733903191
Roll

>>733903010
Roll

double suicide

>>733902254
Its a different time in other countries. Now who is the retard?

if 42 then you will let your brother fuck your mother

>>733902443
Roll

Keepy-von-keeperson

>>733903342
winrar

>>733903342

I meant to type no.

>>733903342
Check email niggas

>>733903342
Win fucking rar

>>733903342
WINRAR have fun at christmas

Let him have it, dont cancel

>>733903434
Not same fag

>>733901638
I like your thinking anon, film that shit. Only not for christmas ...

>>733903301
Wat?

Don't do it retarded faggot

OP here.
Look, I do love my brother (for those wondering), I just don't feel like supporting him anymore, especially since he told my mom that I have been touching him. Which is fucking bullshit since he is asleep most of the time when I do it.

>>733903795
I don't care about your story. Just cancel the fucking subscription and make sure to film your tard brothers reaction.

>>733901638
I've thought long and hard about this op. The short answer is you should definitely KYS

>>733901638
hahahahahaha rolling for changing ur cable service to include the cooking channel but not food network

its the same shit but itll probably set his ass off

>>733901638
I have a early 20's female cousin with severe Downs Syndrome.
She lives with my Aunt, her father split when she was born.
My mother pays me to watch her on Monday's and Fridays, to give my Aunt a break.
She only wears sweats.
She watches the Lion King non-stop on DVD, as soon a she gets up until she goes to bed.
She is non communicative.
She lays on the floor both hands in her pants and masturbates non stop.
Moans like crazy.
I just sit on the couch and watch...and ache.
She licks her hands after.
She has a really, really nice ass.

>>733903342
I like your moxy

Ha no I don't. His food channels are gone

Fuck the tard.

>>733904382
post pics of her

Knock Knock.

Who's There?

Not his food network anymore.

>>733901638
Do not cancel, please.

Merry X-mas R-tard!

Don't cancel it, Fag

>>733901638
You're a prick.
Go kill yourself.

>>733901638
42 get
cancel it today, why wait until christmas?

>>733905202
reroll

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>>733901638
So many requests for saving the tards tv shows.

the old /b/ is dead.

we have been infested with redditfags.

>>733905262
I want it shut off today and op should shove a baseball bat up his ass

>>733905320
rerollllo

>>733905342
winrar

>>733905342
winrar
shut that shit off NOW and the baseball bat thing I'll leave up to you if you want to do that or not but I want that to happen also

>>733905425
u have got some serious issues my /b, also f u for canceling the tards cable

My wife works for a company that teaches retards how not to be so retarded. Some of them masturbate 24/7... so if you want that to start happening then cancel the cable.

>>733905234
vocaroo the call to customer service when you shut it off and tell the retard that you're going it so he screams in the background

>>733905342
DO it

>>733904382
>>733904618
post those pics anon. Is she there today. get her naked and take some pics. take away lion king and tell her she can have it back if she gets naked

>>733901638
You're a fucking cocksucker, OP

keep the tv on

>>733905320
OP here:

I've heard worse ideas.

Roll a 33 and i'll take a picture of a baseball bat up my ass.

Not the business end, mind you. the handle. and aluminum. not that wooden shit. Also, I don't have a bat, so i'll do the handle of a extension attack stick.

Nothing above this post counts.

>>733903795
>>733905342
so now you can shut it off and post some kind of proof

>>733905726
Why? The tardo is entertained, why shouldn't I be?

>>733905812
>up my ass
no up the retards ass but either way 33 gete

>>733905933
winrar
lube up that Louisville slugger

>>733905977
sneak up behind him and put him in a sleeper hold. when he goes out, ram it in

>>733905933
op, you need to deliver on the cancellation and the sodomy

Do not cancel it.

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>>733901638
If 42 you buy him every DVD about food amazon has until you're bankrupt or b&

>>733906571
Reroll

>>733901638
No

>>733901638
why would you cancel cable? Are you a communist?

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>>733903301
>Confirmed retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMColAwUht4

>>733904382
more on this please.