Does anyone else gamble professionally? I do roulette and rake

im a professional black jack player

What a fucking TARD

im playing live poker and im doing good i guess.. people who play poker would know me instantly.. i cant tell you guys my name..

>>733896580
>professional black jack player
>"hit me... Ahhhh 22"

I could lose most of it if not playing poker

Made 4k gambling skins on counter strike

>>733896478
you know the drill, timestamp nigga

>>733898074
TmarTn is that you?

>>733896478
>I do roulette and rake in 5k losses in about two hours. This has always been consistent, and while I was a 22 year old millionaire, now I'm a faggot crybaby starting cringethreads on /b/

i was watching the housewives of beverly hills, a 20 something year old son didnt work or go to college, just accumulated cash from playing online poker & spent his days relaxing. ....i couldnt believe it was that easy???? is it really that easy? why didnt my dad teach me to play poker

>>733898383
>accumulated cash from playing online poker

I am an experienced software engineer who built a number of online poker thingies.

The software won't ever allow you to leave with more than a few bucks, because it's the standard that Jews imposed us.

Funny you should ask that anon. Although I'm no pro I have recently found a love of casinos. Only small places here in the UK nothing like I've seen on TV in Las Vegas.

Mainly played Roulette and bandits so far but I'm heading out to play blackjack tonight.

Any tips?

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Idk who in thos thread is baiting but kinda funny I made $15 playan slots the other day
Feelsgoodmane

>>733898659
>Any tips?
I've heard that the house always wins.

>>733898794
i can give you tips..
but you have to donate me through paypal..

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Here you go faggots. A few minutes late cause of interweb fuck ups. Pro tip: Use maths. Seriously. That's it. All I did was use maths and an excel spread sheet.

>>733899099
Lol tips? What kind of tips can you give on a game of chance? Dont break 21? Don't mortgage your house?

>>733899868
respect my dubs..
and kek you're the type of guys who will always lose in a casino

>>733896478
Post proof


Also give me money

>>733899965
Honestly i don't bother with casinos, ive gone twice in my life and its pretty meh. Won 2k the first visit and lost 400 the next. But your defense tells me you have no tips other than common sense

>>733899965
Anybody who isn't casino always loses in casino. Are you perhaps employed in casino business and shilling for it? Or do you really believe you can win against the house? Either way you come off as kinda naive. Stop wasting your time on unproductive things. Gambling is a waste of energy and resources for humanity

>>733897266
tom?

Op here. First of all, fuck off IRS, you'll get my proof when you drop those taxes! Secondly, if you think the house edge can win against a pro gambler with a large bankroll, then you are not said pro. And C, I don't tell anyone I know about how much money I have. Gotta stay mgtow and avoid gold digging jew skanks.

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>>733900825
Lol in two years youll be living in a box under the freeway

>>733896478
Bump for the tard

> Box under the freeway

Congrats. This OP has now kek'd it. Enjoy living in poverty due to your inability to calculate basic statistics. A box under the freeway is better than living off your dad's semen for a place to stay the night.

>>733896478
I've been into crypto since Dogecoin became a thing here. Best gamble ever

>>733901003
He's probably a casino shill. I'd like also add a saying in this post : "Fool and his money are easily separated." Ask yourself Anon "Are you a fool?".

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>>733901548
True, there's an AMA casino security thread up its likely him

>>733901355
Well I guess you'd have alot of knowledge dare I say experience in that matter huh OP?

Canadian dealer here. Been working at a casino for about 2 years now.
Your best bet is to either play blackjack or roulette.

OP here. Yes, his semen is tangy and sweet... Or was that your mother's flaptrap? Apologies, I can never quite remember a drunk threesome properly. Anywho, casino dealers are usually a problem if you use a system and constantly leave the tables with a high ROI (in my case 500% each time min.). It's safer to go to the rapid roulette electronic tables. It feels like playing the same video game over and over again. Boring, but it pays well.

> flap trap

My fucking sides

>>733896478

>Does anyone else gamble professionally?

What constitutes a professional?
I suppose I am an enthusiast/amatuer.
What kind of gambling do I engage in?
I have sex every Saturday night with street whores.
Unprotected penetrative sex.
So I gamble with my health/life.
Does that count?

>>733896478
you know the drill tits or gtfo

i do 5k buy in poker games about once every 3 months

Op here. The time has come for me to submit to the normiecentric culture craze of "sleep". Henceforth, I can no longer be fucked to respond. Nice chat though. Maybe I'll even show my tits next time before I gtfo. Cheers Anons.