/b is nothing but a group of fat autistic betas. Prove me wrong.

you're part of those fat autistic betas buddy

>>733893282
This weekend I'm pre digging the hole

had a threesome and smoked a bunch of weed and its just saturday afternone yet

>>733893510
/thread

You wouldn't believe anyone with real plans anyway. Order another dozen pizzas and keep fapping faggot

Ive fapped so much my penne hurts
>checkmate normies

>>733893282
I'm going to Rattlesnake island in Rayburn in Texas tomorrow.
Small island full of:
Booze
Fake titties
And farmer's daughters

It's going to be lit dawg

I'm about to go to a graduation party and I hope I die of alcohol poisoning

>>733893644
/thread

>>733893282
I'm about to go and parade myself about actively looking for a black guy.

To sell me weed.

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>>733893282
Hiding her body

>>733893282
i think you got this board confused with >>/r9k/

>>733893771
>lit dawg

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>>733894099
Yeah?

>>733893282
Hey! a couple of us aren't fat.

>>733894178
Yeah

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>>733893282
playing video games, going out to a club tomorrow bc bank holiday and meeting my girlfriend to chill and probably just walk our dogs.
i think im gonna have a good time. it might not be "cool" but im doing things this weekend.

>>733894377
Yeah?

>>733893510
/Thread

>>733894402
Yeah

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>>733894395

>>733894178
What's your point?

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>>733893282
Going rockclimbing again with a buddy, hitting up Ribfest with my nurse girlfriend who dances as a hobby, then we're going for a 13km hike/run to get me prepped for the Iron Man race.

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>>733894521
im confused, do u think im posting a picture of my girlfriend? im not that stupid to do that man.

>>733894486
No plans, what is it called when you have all the resources to go out and do stuff( money friends car) but just wanna stay at home, smoke weed, fap, and rewatch T.V. Shows?

>>733894703
Yeah I understood that lol

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>>733894888
nice trips my guy

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Im gonna eat about 20 dollars worth of McDonalds Breakfast dollar menu items.

>>733894999
you too

>>733893282
smoking weed with my friends

>>733894888
>>733894999
check my trips can I be in the cool kid club?

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>>733895301
hell nah you can't

Working

>>733894655
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>733894084
Wow, okay.

>>733894713
We call that winning

Going on a canoeing fishing trip in about an hour, camping on an island and fishing again tomorrow till we have to call it a weekend.

Morning/afternoon, had a long walk. This night I will be doing volunteer work until 3AM and tomorrow lazy day of Overwatch since I've been wanting to try it for a while. Life's good.

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>>733897366
forgot image

>>733893282
TLDR

Garage, My 3 Cars, All weekend

>>733893771
You heard of updawg?

I finally made realistic looking tits when I crossdress.

As a skelly its hard to fake when youve got nothing there to begin with, but Ive been trying to gain weight and its payed off

>>733895301
nah, you just cant get trips. sorry

I'm going to a party/cookout in a couple of hours. Is that cool?

>>733897636
Just need to get dubs like me

>>733897653
What're you cooking?

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>>733897672

>>733893618
and that's cool? ahahahah, wow

>>733897775
Im not cooking, its at someone else's house. I'm guessing burgers and brats.

>>733897599
no, tell me the definition of updawg

I'm going to a tool concert and trying out all the best food from around the entire city.

>>733897849
fuck you

>>733897849
lol gotcha you retard you fell for it

>>733897828
Eatinng burgers and not having to cook? Stop caring about being cool, you're living the dream!

>>733893282

Replacing a clutch, flywheel, rear main seal, and swapping an engine in my other car. We're not all betas, here.

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Drinking and smoking all day
Might order sushi
2m friends bday stop by amd try not to be autistic
Monday try ti get some pudsy from a fat chick

Going to the movies with my girlfriend and roommate. After that we are going to this cool bar with arcade games. My roommate is real into street fighter and stuff but my girlfriend and I mostly play skeeball

/b/ is love
/b/ is life

check my trips

>>733898027
working on your car, might as well be working on a cock you fag boy

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tripped on acid last night, loads of fun even tho it was just a 150ug trip, had the most positive trip iv ever had even tho it wasnt very "deep", more just pure fun and happiness! Tonight im gonna chill with a joint, whiskey and some good food (makin egg+bacon atm #keto) while watching a couple of good movies - probably gonna start off with The Transporter

>>733898849
Projecting a bit now, aren't we? I have a skill and am a valuable, contributing member of society. What do you pretend to be when you're online? Lead developer making over $100,000 a year?

>>733893282
Taking my gf out for supper then getting sum succ

We need a poll