>Be me >22 >virgin, never kissed >5'5 manlet.

Post hair and await critique

>>733886596
At least you're not OP.
um.... wait....

Someone would have to clean up after you.

>>733886596
Niigger dont forget to live stream it :)
Love sexy fella
Cuz i likezzz hairy niggers

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>>733886596
Stop obsessing over female attention and assurance and develop a hobby or something seriously.

>>733886596
Because that would be weakness..

Rise above your fucking humanity and lay all those around you to waste.

Or not... what the fuck do I know, right?

>>733886596
How do you get that far in life and not get laid?

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>>733886596
I will give you a bit of a treasure trove, okay? do with it what you wish.

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>>733886596
Because this is now a spiderman thread

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>>733886596
Image might be outdated.

>>733886596
because hanging is painful and disgusting, you should take pills instead

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>>733886596
Image might be outdated or not 100% accurate.

Save up a bit of money and get your ass over here. Fuck some whores first to get some confidence, then meet a hot Asian girl and have a serious relationship. Don't off yourself until you've exhausted all options, you haven't given Thailand a try yet!

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>>733886596
Unsure of how accurate this one is.

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>>733886596
Unsure of how accurate this one is, but has some alright stuff.

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>>733886596

Stop being a fucking faggot and get good at something you like doing. The rest will come from there

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>>733886596
Unsure of how accurate this one is, but fuck it, it's another.

Listen kid, we've all been there. The solution is easy, shoot up a school.
If you do it right you can even get away with it and everyone respects a shooter. Killing automatically makes you an alpha.

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>>733886596
Because everything you have said relates to you not being able to get any pussy, which means you're putting pussy on a pedestal. If you're that desperate, just save for a month and go to the Philippines or Thailand. As long as you are white, you will stand a chance. Then you can realise that sex is brilliant up until the point of climax then it's nothing and you can stop this woe is me teenage bullshit that you're too old for.

Hey OP I know it isn't really that important but I'm quite curious. Can we see what you look like?

>>733887357
>>733887505

I didn't even read this before posting. Are you also having a shit and a beer right now? Stay classy.

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>>733886596
Food time.

>>733887511
Yeah, c'mon. If you are going to kill yourself anyway, what does it matter? At least give us something to go with here.

Alright so ill tell you what to do.
Im going to guess that you are fat.
1.lose weight, stop drinking soda, run every day while listening to music, lift some weights, eat healthy.
2. Manlet. 5'5'' is pretty bad but not horrible, get tinder if it means that much to you, at least ONE girl will swipe right, go on a date or some shit not all women want a 6' guy. some will be ok with you beign short
3. improve your apperance. get a haircut. you can;t change your height but you can change other things
4. be more social. you will find that not many people care too much about height. as they dont with skin color and weight and shit.
and the reason you shouldnt kill yourself? you have a chance anon. try. atleast try.

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>>733886596
More food.

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>>733886596
A little more, and that'll be it.

>>733887709
Also stop caring about female attention so much improve yourself, get a hobby. and be more social and a bitch will just come to you eventually chill out. if not just geta tinder it aitn that hard unless ur autistic and cant talk to people

Only 22? LOL you are a Noob

>>733887750
That's beautiful.

>>733887709
That isn't that short. My gf is only 5'2 and I'm 5'7 so she still considers me tall. Plus some women like shorter guys, odd as that may sound

Why does eveveryone ignore the fact that consciousness isn't ended by suicide? Its not even hoodoo spirituality shit, its proven science. There is an energy inside of us that leaves our body when it dies. If you kill yourself you'll probably be reborn an actual midget. Your problems will never go away till you overcome them.

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>>733886596
Lastly, this.

A young adult novel that's pretty fucking depressing, but may get you to change your perspective on things... or maybe not.... Like I said before, what the fuck do I know, right?

Good luck Anon.

>>733887937
Probably too many edgy kids here to even comprehend this level of thought, but he's right. The bigger picture of life is simply unfathomable to us. There's a reason why suicide has been considered taboo for thousands of years by most cultures in human history.

>>733886596
aparently you are also an idiot so i really have nothing to convice you ...

you still there op? these faggots gave you good advice

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>>733886596
Fuck it, last one.

>>733886596
Just jump off your bed and kill yourself

>>733886596
Would you like to commit suicide as part of a group?

>>733886596
Iam hairy as fuck, except my back. Been drowning in pussy before i met my current gf.

Your excuse is invalid.

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Op here, I guess I won't hang myself tonight. But I'm still depressed as fuck about my fucking height. At 5 feet 5 inches I look like a fucking kid, when I go out to bars or even malls I always have people towering over me, Including roasties, which is infuriating.
Also for the other dude who asked about my race and weight, I'm white and weight 132 lbs, but I still look like a weakling, people always start fights with me at uni cuz I'm an easy target. This life is fucking shit, my head hurts from all the crying, but thanks for the advice guys I'll try my best to pull through.

Instead of committing suicide alone, take others with you.

>>733888480
What changed your mind?

>>733888480
try 5'4" pussy

>go find a real job
>earn some real money
>find some hooker (but not a street one) and get laid
>become more self-confident

And remember, money is the best pussy magnet. More ugly you are - more money you need. But eventualy you will find some eager chick. Just show your wealth with your outfit and behaviour - wealthy people are often less stressed and more kind. Of course if you are still alive there...

>>733888536
people saying I put pussy on a pedestal, I guess it's true. I keep getting suicidal thought every 3 months or so and every time it's about something else. I'm fucked up.

>>733888480
Nigga chill out with shoes on your probably like 5'6'' calm down even 5'5'' isnt that bad noone gives a fuck about your height.
literally just get a tinder fuck

>>733888480
Man the fuck up.

>>733888674
I would just like you to know there are men shorter and fatter than you getting pussy and you are here complaining like a bitch anon.

>>733886596
Can't help you. I'm already pretty sure suicide is how I'm going out.

>>733888746
>don't say that shit to him, he might be suicidal irl.

>>733887727
Looks good

>>733886596
because youll die you retard.

>>733888886
epic fail dude. epic fail.

>>733886596
Because life us about more than having a girlfriend.
Jesus christ, how pathetic can one man be

>>733888480
I know this is /b/ and we're supposed to be cunts to each other but suicide amongst young white males is a fucking epidemic. We're fucking brothers and we need to look out for each other. If I was there man, I'd be your buddy. Just keep your shit together, you're still so young. You have 8 years until you're 30 and even then, 30 is still young these days. That's 8 whole years. So much can and will change, you just have to start making those changes. Let tomorrow be the day that it begins.

Don't worry, my father got married at 38 yo.
All gona be fine

>>733889051
>muh same numbers!
Eat a dick, faggot.

>>733889352
was he working on his career before he settled down? or was he sitting in his basement wallowing in self pity for 25 years?

>>733889320
Thank you so much.
>>733887709
Thank you so much.

>>733889451
One last thing: get off this site, especially when you're depressed. Looking at cocks and cartoon porn isn't going to help how you are feeling. Go and watch something funny on YouTube or read something positive or interesting. Good luck mate, this is just a blip, you're going to be fucking fine.

>>733889643
You're right, I'm out. Thanks again man.