This is the slowest this board will ever be. Post in this thread

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I EXIST

w-why should I

>>733884767
today i am become passfag

>>733884767
B U L L S H I T
I have seen slower, but I just lurked

>>733884782
>back in ye oldefag days goneby...

will archive

>>733884782
>I have seen slower
When was that? The only time in recent memory i can remember was when we used to get DDoSd and posting would go down. It would only take a couple of minutes for posting to return to normal though.

>>733884835
like in 2006 maybe. in reality it was yesterday
probably before you were born shrimpcake

I am here

ok

I normally don't post on /b/ since you guys are reddit normalfags who like 3D too much.

>>733884871
Are you sure?

Based

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I witnessed the day the poor were removed from 4chan

heyyy

>>733884901
show us your anus

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>>733884906

>>733884911
BBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP

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We wuz here n sheeit

>>733884847
I wasn't here in 2006 so i can't prove you wrong. I was here in 2007 though and /b/ was rarely this slow. This board has received about 100-150 posts in the last hour. A the very least it hasn't been this slow in 10 years

>>733884835
I 'm a newfag but I think>>733884847
is right because 7chan and omegachan are slower than this by leagues

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Behold my special snowflake status, world

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>>733884767
How to clover my posts faggots.
I want to be a showy fag too

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type "since4pass" into the options field

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what's a newfag?

>>733885024
Ayy lmao
gracias

Ahoy mofos

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>mfw still visiting this fucking board
I hate all of you so god damn much. Happy Caturday.

kys

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>>733885045
If I see that fucking cat one more time....

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/b/ is finally not shit

Can't believe i was here for the death of 4chan

>>733885077
you weren't

May all mourn his passing
>Goodnight Sweet Prince

hmm

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Greetings from /pol/, Make America Great Again!

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>>733885120
I miss facebook frog.
What the hell is it with frogs and the internet? It's like a recurring theme.

>>733884895
they built a (pay) wall

to keep out the dregs of humanity

>they need a pass to post

What are you, new?

test

>>733885306
MODERATOR DETECTED

oh for fuck sake, here we go...
>>733885306

>>733884767
jokes on you idiots for buying a pass. all you had to do was turn off legacy captchas. thank Hiro for allowing him to steal your sheckles.

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>>733885306

>>733885306
If dubs, I get banned

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>>733885306
MODS = GODS

>>733885306
wat is dis

>>733884767
test

>>733885306
fuck off mod
you don't exist on this board
LEAVE

>>733885306
go back 2 reddit kid

>>733885306
>shitty fotm anime
fuck off faglord

>>733885354
you can turn off captchas ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>733885417
bad bait

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>>733885417
you fucking newfag, look at the settings

>>733885306
>mods have shit taste in animu grills
What else is new

poorfags back

Rest in piss VIP /b/. Fuck you gook moot.

I could puke.

Why is it slow?

>>733885535
cuz you suck my anus

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Fucking faggots i am able to post just fine from mobile.

Wow!

test

i love you faggots

I'm here m8

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>>733884778
No you don't.

>>733884767
all your captcha are belong to us

Test

Welcome home, plebs.

>>733884767
test

You newfags new to go back to school, it's not summer yet.

Test

LMAO AT THAT RETARTS WHO GOT CUCKED INTO BUYING A 4CHAN PASS

It was slower when /r9k/ launched

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>>733885045
The feeling isn't mutual.... I fucking LOVE this place and hate it at the same time... been here for around 10 years now... Please kill me, before I actually start Uni and get through those 3 degrees and then some and then FUCKING KILL YOU.

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>>733885743
kek wtf

Why /b/ is so slow anyway?

I just want to shitpost guys

>>733885777
FucK you 4chan's given me more than 40 dollar worth of lulz in 10-12 years fgt
also chekt

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>>733884778

>>733885909
20************

>>733884767
▲

>>733885909
LMAO 40 NIGGA YOUS A BETA CUCK SCAMMED BY JEWT AND THE CHINESE MOOT HIROSHIMA XF

>>733884767

not happy fam

Why is this a slow day?

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roll, faggots

I did it fam.

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>>733886020
I recognize that ass.

>>733886023
we dd it reddit

>>733885952
Does boxxy belong to the japanese master now?

>>733886169
yes, she's being force fed liquid feces and pushing her tongue up a golden retriever's anus right now

Nigggr

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>>733884767
It me

>>733886706
except Einstein never said that

What the fuck ?

>>733884767
i was never here also get

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>>733885485
type in words like a faggot, faggot

>>733886054
Me too thanks

>>733886706

http://quoteinvestigator.com/2013/03/19/tech-surpass/

"In conclusion, QI believes that Albert Einstein did not write or say any of the three variant quotations. Individuals who were aggravated by the behavior patterns of cell phone users probably facilitated the construction, evolution, and dissemination of this meme. The phrasing of the saying has changed over time and different sets of pictures have been attached. QI hypothesizes that the origination date was recent, perhaps as late as 2012. The efforts of the creators have been successful for now. The basic saying has achieved viral status with its dubious ascription."

Gay retard

>>733885404
>>733885491
butt hurt kraut

>>733884911
cute

>>733887870
Come here for more of her. We're having a good ole time
>>733884783
>>733884783
>>733884783

>>733885306
>use a div where it should be a span
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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MFW gay

>>733884767
Fuck posting, I'm going back to lurking.

>>733885952
did moot fuck boxxy?

It shall be the only indication that I ever existed at all

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>>733884767
/b/ is slow now? What happened?

>>733889096
Captcha was dead, users left, will probably return later.

>>733889165
I have a pass. So was captcha removed or some shit?

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>>733889255

>>733889255
Le questioning feline face.

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>>733889096
Most people couldn't feel the chenergy.

>>733889287
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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>>733889464
You have been convicted of newfaggotry.

>>733885306
that's a big girl

afsdfds

>>733889656
Haha, kiddo, I'm not a newfag. I'll have you know I've been here since 2015, ergo, kind sir, not a newfag :-)

>>733884767
Don't fuckin' tell me what to do.

Aw, shit.

>>733886086

What a stupid fucking haircut for a stupid bitch

ye

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>>733886833
proof it

Wut?

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I was here

Nigger

Test

>>733885306
fuck of you furry faggot
go back to >>>/trash/
I dare you to bane me faggot

I want to die.
I was here.

>>733890640
Nekos are now furry?

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Here i go tbh

Here I am

You have no idea. There was a time... waaaay back in 2003-ish when 4chan first started... it was empty.


Now, 14 years later, I dont know if moot would be proud.

SUCK A DICK NERDS

What

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>>733885306

>>733885024
wtf up

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>>733886020

wath

>>733884767
k

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>>733884780
Same here. Not sure why the fuck I waited.$20. Big whoop.

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>>733884780
Meant to ask: can everyone see the clover or just fellow passfags?

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hamcocks here

>>733891410
more?

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>>733891707
I asked a question, I expect an answer.

Ding-dong diddly

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Is me :DDddd

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>>733892160
>Butterfly

Fuck

I want to kill myself

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>>733892403
Is it really? I've been coming to 4chan for a literal decade and I've never noticed.

So. are passfags marked by a butterfly for all to see?

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>>733892455
lion ass. I just checked.

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>>733893147
I didn't actually buy it yet........................

>>733892455
Gd she is cute

Niggers

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>>733885306

>>733893498
Wait am I going to jail for this one?

>>733893577
Holy fuck bro

>>733893629
Well then, "The Fappening" is playing tonight featuring her

Hello summer friends.

>>733892623
>I've been coming to 4chan for a literal decade
>butterfly

nice b8

>>733893804
Fucking a cotton. I'll buy you a beer in the 402

My name is Hein

>>733893963
Well, hein, I'm Joel and I'd wreck that

>>733884767
niggers tongue my anus

>>733884767
Did they fix it?

Am I missing something? Context? Why is the board slow?

>>733894053
Who is she? You know her or is she professional

making history here

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>>733884767
reporting in

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Posting.

>>733885024
lets see

>>733894117
Dani Meow or some shit

>>733885024
ok

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>>733885306
Charlie is more kawaii

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whats this a b thread woefully underpopulated of b's

a fuckton of b's should put a stop to that

eh

>>733885074
We had an extremely rare Yotsuba thread last night. All was good that day

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>>733894409
Doctor Beeeeeeeeeeeeees

>>733895209
doctor /b/ssssss

why is /b/ so slow tho?

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:^)

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>>733895433
it got bant

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/b/ slow cuz im downloading

test

Is this slow? What? I'm not using a pass...

What's going on

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>>733895740
life

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/b/ not slow for me

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>>733884767
shiet

>>733885669
This picture is stupid. All of the "then" pictures are actors, all of the "now" pictures appear to be musicians. What's the joke? There are still actors.

David Lifhenroah, from Lithuania. I was here for this piece of herstory

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>>733884767
How could I not be here?
This isn't a ride that ends.

>>733884767
Greetings from Russia

>>733889464
THERE SRE NO MODS

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>>733885306
MODs are actually a thing?!?!?
Then the legend is true!
We must ride for the holy board.
>To page 15 and beyond.
>Far past /z/.
>And beyond still further.

>MODERATRIX VULT!!!

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>excited about RSS feeds
>development was happening quickly
>hear of kid not much older than me is working on rss dev
>timepasses.css
>find r/programming and the rest of reddit in 2008
>find this place same year
>threads were slow but most were heh worthy
>seen the influx of newfags
>seen how year by year the rules don't get read and aren't followed
>everyone talks about /b/
>iBarelyRecognizeThisPlaceAnymore

no worries. there are still great communities that haven't been poisoned by /pol/fags and ignorant newfags

>>733885024
Fag

Shiggy

hay

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>>733896441

>>733884767
w-what do you mean? :/

Checking in faggots

SITREP required

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How is this do old

So this passfag shit is legit? woah

aids

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yo

>>733884767
MOOT DID 9/11

niggers

I'm just sitting on the toilet with diarrhea right now. Shouldn't have eaten that ice-cream. But it was so delicious. Damn...

if dubs i leave /b/ forever
▲
▲ ▲

>>733884767
Sorry guys, I've been using our home phone for a few hours.

hi

I eat ass

>>733899298
Nah its a meme

>>733900871
Male Korean

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just snapped this pic of myself. lookin good, and in before flynn!!!

>am i an oldfag yet

Fuck you all.

Why?

>>733902150
Why not?

Fuck you!

>>733884767
sage

proof of my existence

>>733885024
niggers

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>>733884767
No.

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>>733884767
Pickles are good

Why contain it?

>>733884767
https://youtu.be/iSwvVwGO7Ok