Why don't you own a fleshlight? Almost every women owns

Because it's so fuckin expensive

Its not necessary. I have hands, quicker and no clean up

Don't know which ones are good or where to buy them. Cleaning them is hard I've heard

>>733858168
expensive, hard to maintain
like a real woman

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>>733858363
you literally just run a sink through it for like 15 seconds and let it air dry after use

>>733858168
tfw no porn made yet with a dude fucking a fleshlight in a vagina

>>733858257
It's really not. I got one from Spencer's for $20.

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>>733858168
I pay the bills, why the fuck would I need it? I can just turn the lights on at night, don't need a fucking fleshlight for nothing. Are you poor OP? fuck off

>>733858168
Own two. They're shit. Wish I never wasted my money

They're overrated as fuck.

I still live with my mom.

>>733858580
so she takes care of your needs?

>>733858642

No, you sick fuck. Just can't purchase one on the sly.

>>733858514
Same. It's more satisfying to just use my hand.

>>733858168
Fleshlights are great but they are so much effort -- heating up, cleaning, scheduling the right time if you live with parents/roommates, etc.

my sex toy is already attached to me

>>733858451

>like a real woman
>you literally just run a sink through it for like 15 seconds and let it air dry after use

That's waterboarding, bro. Not cool.

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>>733858722
Why? Is she a fucking watch tower? The Inquisition? The fuck's wrong with you?

>>733858722
Have you asked her to? She could be into it.

>>733858168
Why own a sex toy when I can just use a woman as a toy?

>>733858168
Would if I could find one to buy online

because I own a prostate massager

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>>733858287
>>733858257
this.
why do you need a rubber sleeve to masturbate? ...is the better question.
>>733858451
>literally just run a sink through it
fucking kek'd

I just shove mashmallows up my ass and pump my cock till its extremely swollen, use a urethral sound and shock my frenelum.

I do. Or at least did. Whip it out when you feel like more than just a fap but don't wanna do butt stuff.

Buy the cheaper ones and they'll last a couple dozen uses. Can't say about the more expensive/concealable ones.

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>>733859102

>>733859150
also, you're all acting like they're hard to find.

Love
Honey
.com/co.uk

>>733858257
$20 on amazon I had it for a fuckin year or more, used it last night. Best $20 ever spent.
When it gets dirty, I boil it. Good as new.

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>>733859150
Don't wanna do butt stuff?

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>>733859320

>>733858168
They are a giant pain in the ass. Requires warming up of the lube and the sleeve in warm water, make a bunch of noise when in use, only stay warm for 15-20 minutes or so, have to cleaned right after and only feel marginally better than my hand. Not to mention have to store a severed vagina in a secret location.

>>733858919

She's naive and still thinks of me as her child. It still takes her completely by surprise that I whack off occasionally.

"Why's your door closed, Anon? You never close your door! Are you mad at me? :("

>>733858460
It's out there, I've seen it, I've done it.

>>733858931

Incest is not a functional adaptation, you decadent moron.

>>733858901
underrated kek

>>733858319

not quite true, if you want to use them to the proper method then it's a bitch to warm them up in water when you just want to fuck it. I never warm mine up.

For cleanup, it's easy to clean up, you just run some cold water through them first (cum sticks to warm water) and then warm water and let them air dry.

The annoying part is air drying them obviously as putting them away wet/damp ruins them.

I have a fiber free cloth that I pat it dry with then run a dehumidifier through the gap for an hour or two and then store away.

>>733859478
Move out, this is how you become a serial killer. Eventually you'll be yelling at her rotting corpse for not making you chicken fingers.

>>733859635

i lol'ed

>>733859635
Kek

>>733859452

MFW this nigga lasts more then 10 minutes ahha

>>733859452
You're clearly not talking from experience here. Just go pick up a $30 doc johnson sleeve and some johnson's baby gel with aloe and you're golden. Just rinse the thing off from time to time. No other upkeep required.

When i had one it was good untill i would cum. Idk why but its like my dick was too sensitive and would almost hurt to bust a nut in it. Ive had like 4-5 different ones cause of that and they were all the same.

>dick stays diamond
>destroy every vag i see
>permantley tied around waist like wrestling belt

Pretty coo guise

>>733859845
Got a three sleeve deal then threw them away when they gathered dust.

>>733860233
Why buy them if you aren't going to use them?

>>733859845
So you leave full loads of cum in yours and then use it again and again?

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current fav

>>733860323
Because I wanted to use them. Wanted to like the product.

>>733859320
not every time i jack off

>>733858168
>Why don't you own a fleshlight?
unless you're after the disposable ones sizing is dubious.

>>733859478
so start closing your door.
unless you're like 14 she sounds really overbearing and the situation isn't healthy for either of you.

>>733858168
I'm semi-convinced you work for fleshlight.

>>733860333
>Just rinse the thing off from time to time.
>leave full loads of cum
I mean, whatever floats your boat, dude

i had one but binned it when i tried to do nofap


regrets

>>733859478
You sound like you're enmeshed in an oedipal family

Your mother is trying to devour you, be wary of her "niceness"

>>733860837
I told him to bang his mom too

they are a waste of time

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>>733858722
seriously, she could have a thing for u since your her baby boy. Even if she just watches you use it and gets off would be koo

As of 3 days ago I'm single for the first time in 5 years. Before that I just had one night stands once in a while, never owned a plastic vag. Reason I'm mentioning this is bc I'm 27 and lazy now and all set with relationships for a while and hooking up. Should I invest in a flashlight atm?

Who says every girl owns a sex toy?

>>733861470
its common knowledge

>>733860003

I will assume you're uncut? And also prob not getting sex on the regular, at all or in a year or two?

If so that feeling is just sensitivity, just power through it and try relax your pelvic muscles when cumming and it will feel intense but amazing, thick loads and hard orgasms

Anyone uses the fleshlights that are supposed to be replicas of pornstar pussies? Do they really feel great?

>>733862061
If they are accurate representation probably not. They'd be all loose and wore out.

had a pocket pussy before. unfortunately it melted in the drawer. throw some lube in and it feels great. mine was open ended so cleanup was easy but cum had the possibility of shooting out.

best part is wife got it for me as a gift since she had a few toys herself and wanted me to try having a toy as well.

my girl gives a descent handy.

>>733862061
they only replicate the outside appearance. inside is made up of textures, ribs, and bumps. have you never seen the website?

>>733862373
Isn't the inside supposed to be more or less tight depending on the pornstar?

>>733862683
no, no it is not.

>>733859102
Jesus loves you, y'know

>>733862373
Nah man, look up the maria ozawa meiki toy. They scanned the inside of her pussy and made an exact replica, inside and out. Supposed to be pretty good.

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I prefer the self-cleaning model

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Because I would rather bang this

>>733863464
0/10 those feel terrible

Rusty Trombone

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>>733858168
>Afraid of owning a sex toy
>Why don't you own a fleshlight?

1. I don't need one, my hand is good enough for me
2. I also already own two Ona-Holes, No need to buy another over priced one
3. I also own two dildos, an anal wand and an ass plug.

I'm not afraid to own Sex Toys, in fact, I own quite a few.

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>>733858319
I >>733863316

>>733863161
I have a crucifix dildo

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get a bad dragon Natasha. cheaper than Fleshlight and you can pretend you're fucking a dog

>>733858168
Because for some reason when men do it it becomes pathetic.

>>733858168
Because the thought of having to scoop my own cum out of a fake vagina is gross and sad to me, and the moment where it becomes a weekly thing where I scoop my cum out of a fake vagina is the moment I throw myself into the nearest river.

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>>733863161
Jesus Loves me, this I know,
For republicans tell me so!
Little ones God wont forget,
So bend over and take Jesus's dick.

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I got one. Its nice when i feel like using it.

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>>733865935
>Throw Myself into the nearest River.

The fuck is that gonna do? It's water, you'll survive, jump off a building when you kill yourself, and do a fucking barrel roll on your way down.

>>733858580
Underage confirmed.

Get the fuck out you little baby dick, bitch

>>733866159
I can't swim and the nearest river is fucking freezing even on the hottest day of the year.

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>>733865855
FOX ANUS
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>>733866286
>Freezing
>Can't swim

Humans are born knowing how to swim, even if only in some rudimentary way. Plus, it's the summer, stop being a little bitch and just jump off a fucking building, be sure to drink some bleach as you do too.

>>733866365
This guy knows where it is at

>>733859320
thats an assload of gummy worms

>>733866490
kek'd

>>733858168
You have a limited amount of juice and mojo. Do you want to waste it on toys or actual pussy? Disregard that. Heroin is better

>>733866365
>be at work
>be looking through database for actual work
>see Bad Dragon LLC listed on a client list
>I cannot laugh about this, or tell coworkers why this is funny

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>>733866365
FUCKING FURRYS
U
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F
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>>733858168
because women who masturbate are empowered and men who masturbate are perverts.

>>733866968
Furry ain't even got anything to do with it. If someone else makes a decent quality stroker you can run bleach through, I'd love to hear about it.

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>>733867227
You'd be fucking a simulated Fox ass. Literal simulated Bestiality. It's fucking disgusting. Also, if you ran bleach though it, you risk getting bleach on your cock at some point in the future. You're fucking stupid.

>>733867466
hey at least they aren't going in the woods and fucking real foxes.

>>733867466
Bleach evaporates after a while or dissolves in water. You could also boil it if so inclined.

>>733867783
I totally would if they put out like JT.

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>>733858168
Why doesn't your fleshlight have a head, arms and legs?

>>733863316
wtf would anyone stick their dick in that???

>>733868010
/jp/, not even once.

Does it feel better than my hand?

>>733868320
If you get one that isn't shit.

>>733858168
i have soft hands

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>>733867924

You're implying a bleach solution in water is not harmful to a person in slightest, and I have plenty of warning labels on cleaning supplies that beg to differ with that statement entirely.

In terms of cleaning it out, boiling water will work fine, so long as the pan is not too hot while it's boiling, otherwise you're gonna end up with one big Silicone mess at the bottom of a pan. That's not accounting for the fact that by boiling it clean you're just getting the cum all over the toy. And if you boil fucking water mixed with bleach to remove the bleach, good news, you've just filled your kitchen with bleach fumes, good fucking job!

There are special powders you can buy online to clean them that work fine, and that would be perfectly okay to do it with. You've obviously never owned a fucking ona-hole, have you?

>>733858168
I have owned:

3 fleshlights including 1 fleshlight girl
4-5 Meiki's
2 Magic Eyes toys including internal skeleton
1 SoloFlesh

As far as fake pussy goes, anyway. Lots of other toys with my gf, mostly anal.

>Meiki's feel better than fleshlight but harder to clean.
>Magic eye feels good the first 1-3 times you use it then it starts feeling strangely hard/boring
>Soloflesh would be good if it had any texture, but it doesnt. Kinda nice you can choose the size. Super small ass or super huge. top keks when you fill it up to black-girl size
>Fleshlight feels a little worse than meiki but has a nice case and easier to clean

Not a single one feels like pussy. I've literally compared, by sticking my dick into pussy, and then directly into the toys.

They do feel good, but every single one is a pain in the ass to heat up, clean, etc.

If my GF isn't home or whatever to fuck, well, by the time I get home from work and I just wanna fap and go to sleep 8/10 times I just use my hand cuz I dont wanna fuck around with the lube/mess/cleaning/heating/etc.

>>733868010
Because we're not Pedo's, you fucking creep.

>>733868842
Trying too hard.

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>>733869124
Just pointing out facts that you refuse to acknowledge newfag. Not my fault that you don't know how to properly clean a sex toy.

>>733868951
>If my GF isn't home or whatever to fuck, well, by the time I get home from work and I just wanna fap and go to sleep 8/10 times I just use my hand cuz I dont wanna fuck around with the lube/mess/cleaning/heating/etc.

So I know I'm shilling the Dragon pretty hard at this point, but that's basically why I pay for them. Heat in bathroom sink, lube, fap, wash with regular soap. Fuck powdering, fuck "hole warmers", fuck gingerly extracting vagina tubes from plastic cases.

>>733869591
I'm the same guy you replied to

TBH, I only ever powdered 1 of my toys. One of the skeleton magic eyes. Otherwise my system was basically the same as yours

>either warm up in sink, or warm lube+toy in electric warmer blanket thing
>lube
>fap
>rinse out/wash out

It's still just too much work for me I guess. Don't get me wrong, I use them from time to time, and I think every guy should have one for those times. But as an everyday kinda thing it just gets kinda annoying.

>>733858168
PLEASE GOD TELL ME SOMEONE HAS SAUCE