Post your kink/fetish bonus points for something not inherently

I just want to be strangled by a qt tbh

>>733833798
Go to a feminazi rally and tell them to make you a sandwich, they won't be attractive though.

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>>733833118
I've always had a thing for toys, like actual childrens toys I used to have this wind up grimus from Mcdonalds and it would kind of vibrates when he walked and I would jam him in my baby penis until it went inside out then when i got older i just started cumming on it, i used to look the shape somehow maybe just because of how it felt. Anyway by association the sound of wind up toys gives me a rager

>>733835351
Now THAT is what I'm talking about. You still use poor grimace?

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Back dimples

very petite girls
pale skin
goth style/personality.
mohawk hairstyles

>>733833118
This

>>733833118
I honestly enjoy incest rape and snuff

It's horrible and I'm terrified someone will find out some day

>tfw I'm a normal well adjusted 27 year old man

I had a former girlfriend nearly figure it out but I was able to convince her it was weird pop up stuff

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>>733836003
this image hits a lot of yes for me.

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>>733835675
Grimace is kill, his gears got clogged full of cum residue years ago. I've mostly outgrown this fetish however I sometimes go to big stores and try all the toys that have ''try me'' stickers on them and any of them that buzz or click or vibrate will make me need to rush to the nearest restroom for a quick-fap. I have a story about toy guns if anyone else wants to hear it.

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>>733836130
mein nig, what do you like about it? I'm more on the hypnotist side of things but I could go either way, the actual process of hypnotism is what gets me going.

>>733833798
My qt girlfriend strangles me when asked
Best sex ever

Diapers. Am wearing one right now actually.

>>733836306
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fap fap fap fap

really long hair
>on the head ffs

small penis humiliation and ballbusting

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Just try and tell me you don't want to go over to her house and lick and suck on those amazingly hot tiles.

>>733835892
i'm a guy with back dimples. pound me

>>733837180
She only gets a pass because she has huge tits.

>>733838158
Seems like she has a decent ass too.

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Bedwetting.

i'm doing all the right things

>>733835892
I've always been a dimples guy. It just is most fem qualifying thing ever. Until you gf told me I had them. And I have them bad. So my question: am I trap now?
P.est.of.S.est.: isn't it a sign of female superiority?

>>733837180
Ass man

CBT/rough play. Every now and then I like it when my gf chokes me while jerking me off or straddles me, gives me a rough handjob, and slaps me in the balls while she does it.

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Anything I can never have for real

>>733842444
So literally everything.

>>733842725

burn

>>733842725
excluding crippling depression

>>733836527
I wanna hear it anon.
Im gonna jerk off to it just so you know

>>733833118
Women in leather leggings. The amount of times I came on my old gfs ass when she was wearing them with heels... Am I the only one?

>>733833118
>something not inherently sexual
You people are the worst. Literally human garbage.

clothes. i can't fuck without her wearing clothes, like panties, a bra, anything
especially black tanktops, those make me diamonds

>>733844166
What can you do, eh?

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armpits

girls in wheelchairs, amputees, prosthetics.

bonus points if they're athletic or a bit muscular

sissy porn

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>>733844891
W-w-would you like a sandwich, anon?

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>>733845270

>>733844748
my man

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>>733845346

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i like upskirts and creepshots

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>>733845521
and bad photoshops

>>733833118
rubbing any form of fried potato on the skin of my body. Not too hot.

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i love animated animals fuck HARD

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>>733844891
Or is sushi more your thing?

>>733836003
same

>>733845901
i mean, they still have to be at least mildly attractive.

>>733837783
clearly you're sure he's gay like you.

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volleyball shorts

>>733846012
Thank you for pointing that out, we might not have noticed otherwise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpuVG4wGKHs


Smoking Fetish

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>>733846356

>>733847000
From the mouth of George Carlin, find something you love and let it kill you.

Black unchipped nails, glasses, pigtails = diamonds

>>733847101
From the mouth of an idiot.

>>733847625
>posts on /b/
>doesn't appreciate george carlin

fuck off

>>733847757
>posts on /b/
>mindlessly follows an idiot that spout spout pseudo political, narcissistic garbage and makes basic observation of mundane things based on that

Nah, but you can fuck off and get a real opinion. People who quote others tend to not be able to think for themselves.

>>733848066
spouts*, didn't mean to type twice. inb4 counter argument based off that mistake.

>>733848066
i wasn't even the one who originally posted it, but people who can't recognize a joke and then sperg out about a reference are fucking autists.

>>733848190
and sperging out over your own typo, assuming someone else is going to go autistic screech-rage-mode over it.

classic autism.

>>733848385
It's time to stop posting and go outside, you don't belong here summer.

I like to watch women poop.
But they have to be constipated.
They have to be at least a 6/10.
They have to make a lot of moaning and grunting noises.
And they have to be at least somewhat embarrassed about pooping in front of me or on camera.

>>733848487
>>733848486
>>733848385
>>733848190
>>733848066
>>733847757
>>733847625
>>733847101

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9Ox-lGm-wA

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Medical bondage/bracing.

>>733849261
Is that brace fitted onto her hips directly? That's an awful weird angle if so

>>733849481
I think most corrective bracing treatments for scoliosis require a forward pelvic tilt.

>>733837180
you know it those tiles+my dick= fucking diamonds goddamn

Im imagine that im the girl in porn show me who am i please

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>>733849261

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>>733850642

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fuck and use her while she sleeps

The other day some anon posted a picture of a girl who padded her hips to make then look bigger. It made my dick twitch.