>Walk into your home
>You find Chloe Moretz standing there
Wat do???
Tell her she's fat
Ask her to measure out the shit and start cooking the p2np down and light me up a cigarette, turn pc and tv on, tell her she can lay on the bed or fuck off, I got work to do.
>>733825847
Ask her for a job I guess. Not that I don't already have a decent job, but I bet it would be interesting and lucrative to work for CGM.
Some french kissing
>>733827541
Call the police
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>>733827592
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>>733827470
Lay off me I'm starving
>>733827678
get the fuck out of my house I'm playing minecraft
>>733825847
tell her that she was trespassing, and in my country we got kangaroo courts so I would get her to prison, and our prison system she would be raped in the ass on a daily basis.
So if she doesnt want me to press charges. I get to fuck her in the ass till she bleeds.
CGM is our generation's Gaby Hoffmann.
>>733828621
This is awful.
>>733825847
sex. A lot of it. Then marry her. Then more sex.
this thread has made me kek the hardest in a long time and distracted me from wanting to die temporarily
>>733829068
>no mexican kid
You had one job.
>>733825847
Nobody tells the truth, anyone would punch her in the face and fuck the shit out of her ass while she is unconscious
>>733829959
Not really. Her body is too gross.
>>733825847
Offer her coffee or tea.
Sit down with her, ask her why the visit.
>what? You think we should all violently ram our dicks balls deep into everyone who appears in our home?
>>733827359
nice
>>733830332
Yes?
Well I'd be polite but the end goal is being balls deep.