So I found this fat chick online who is willing to fuck my fat

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I don't know If I want to enter this. Or possibly get robbed/murdered.

Any advice?

No, you can get a fat ugly chick at dive bar for like 10$ in drinks.

>>733817380
I have never been in a bar in my life. Too autistic. I think this might be my only chance.

>>733816492

fat girl on craigslist is exactly how i lost my virginity. It was good but i do regret it alot, id say pass op.

>>733816492
Any fetishes? It may not be worth $100 for vanilla, but if you can fist her ass or piss down her throat its a different story.

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This is what she looks like.

>>733816492
$100 for that ugly fat pussy? What is wrong with with you?

>>733818145
Thats not tooo bad. Also, protip, fat girls give the best head.

>>733818017
No fetishes and a condom. But we haven't set anything up yet until later tonight.

>>733818285
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>733818238
Where should I start? 6'1 285 lbs with a measly 6in dick and I think genuine autism. Masterbate 1-3 times a day. I have never had sex or even had a girlfriend but I do have $21k in the back and no self esteem

>>733818285
Only way its worth it if you stealth her. Sex is about 5x better with the rubber.

Other options is to finish in her mouth. For 100$ bitch better swallow.

>>733818492
You can get a better hooker on backpage. Fetish friendly and every color of the rainbow.

>>733818492

Just do it and get it out of the way. Definitely don't tell her how much money you have. Also, sex is not the porn you normally watch so don't be a fucking weirdo.

>>733817822
>real world
>too autistic
precious snowflake confirmed

>>733818492
so above average height and dick size. go out there to a bar grab a few and get someone a bit better for cheaper.

>>733818878
Snowflakes and autists are different.

Snowflakes won't go out because they will get their precious feelings hurt.

Autist won't go out because they can't sustain human contact without sperging out and therefore have no social construct.

>>733818878
What fucking website are you on? Half of /b is far too autistic to pick up a girl in a bar... Also op i would post on r9k they would be more helpfull

>>733818936
Did I mention fat as fuck and hairy too?


>>733818878
Please, I realize I am a shitty person with nothing in life.

>>733816492
>Should I do it?

No.

Pass don't hit it

Is this bigger serious? Go to a bar nerd

>>733816492
Buddy if you're not very much into fat chicks thats totally not worth it, You're realy not missing anything if you have never fucked a landwhale, I've been there and i'd rather say i'm a virgin than admitting i fucked that to anyone.

>>733818936
How is 6 above average?

OK real talk, no jokes.

Sex is great. If you're a virgin do it. For the $100 insist on a little bit of bareback first, just to experience it, then put on the condom and finish.

You are getting a bit ripped off. But once you've gotten through the pressure of it being the "first time" you'll be able to handle it in the future.

Pass dude that ain't worth 100

Just get a blowjob from a decent hooker for 50, you will guaranteed find one that does it. If you start giving fat girls money for sex you realy lost in life.

>>733816492
Don't do it. You better up with a hooker, may even learn a thing or 2 from them (just make sure u wear condom).

I once fucked a fat bitch but for free, she only lay down and I had to do all the "work". Hell I could've just jacked off instead but she half as fat as those ugly fucks..

Ehm don't do it. Girls can sense your miserable sissy presence and they will use it to their advantage.

>>733816906
>>733818145
do NOT

>>733816906
>>733816492
ew i wouldn't
>>733818145
ugly as hell

>>733816492
Why pay for fat chicks? They should be paying you.

If fatties are your thing, why settle for an A-typer who's going to take your money. When a D-typer, with such low-self-esteem would fuck you out of their own necessity, and the need for sexual acceptance...just like you.

It can't be that hard finding a free fatty to fuck.

>>733820886
>con't
...also, if you are willing to pay for sex. Go for the hotties, 10/10 ones. Smoking hot, spinner chicks with daddie issue. Might shell out more $$$, but they shouldn't judge you for asking them to take your 'v'.

Spend twice as much and get some respectable pussy for fucks sake.

>>733820886
You are making way too much sense to be on /b/

>>733820556
>>733821082
I am the squarest fucker around. Where would I find a quality hooker anyway?

And I know I have no right to be picky but I hate dolled up sluts with huge fake nails and 5 pounds of makeup. I wouldn't pay for that

>>733819815
You watch too much porn friend

>>733821493
What city do you live in or is closest

>>733818145
>>733816906
>>733816492
Anymore pics op?

>>733818492
$21k in the bank and you want to lose your v for $100 to a fucking moonpig?

Get a pro who will do anything you want... all fucking night!

>>7338216
NW Chicago suburbs

>>733821493
>I am the squarest fucker around. Where would I find a quality hooker anyway?
BP, CL, okcupid, PoF....numerious 'dating' sites....local red-light street corners....nearest large city with a 'selection'.....not hard, if you're willing to look.

>And I know I have no right to be picky but I hate dolled up sluts with huge fake nails and 5 pounds of makeup. I wouldn't pay for that

But you're willing to spend $100 on a fat-chick?

Still though, if you talk to a hooker who advertises on the web, explain to them through e-mail that you don't expect them to be 'dolled up'. Sometimes they come to your place/car/hotel, dressed like your typical "pumpkin spice, starbucks customer" in a hoodie, yoga pants and Ugg boots like every other 'regular girl'.

Most people seem to be against it that makes me nervous.

>>733822226
I found this one on CL after going through God knows how many scammers and fake bullshit.

>>733822226
How can I know she is legit and not some crack whore?

>>733819114
Wrong.
Snowflakes are millenial libtards. They think they are unique and special and that libtard Democrats are "their" kind. They are therefore very dumb as well.

Snowflake=libtard millenial

>>733819114
Lol. You don't understand autists very well then, do you. Autists go out more than normies do, by far. They also tend to comprise nearly all of the supergenius population and are responsible for nearly all of the major advances in mankind.

No, I'm not an autist. However, I've known a few, including the valedictorian of my class who graduated at 14 and went to Harvard on a full scholarship. He was not anti-social, just had a very difficult time talking but once you learned he was nice (and wicked smart), he was actually a very cool guy and despite the fact that I was 4 years older than him and now working on my Ph.D. in Chemistry, I can say he was easily the smartest person I have ever met. Fucker could do puzzles in seconds and do complex math in his head that I'd need a calculator for.

>>733823344
>scammers
Well, that's the down-side of 'mongering', I won't lie. They are out there. But there are "guides" out there, like 'escort review' sites that sometimes drop an FAQ on do's and don'ts; and how to minimize the risk when searching for a good hooker.

>>733823980
>crackwhore?
Most of them are. It's a fact of life, sadly.

Even the higher-end 'escorts' could be 'party'd out' still thinking their value is on the plus-side of $500 a session.

You can tell right away which one's are the burn-outs, and one's who haven't quiet yet reached that point of 'decay', y'know. It'll all depend on your standards, or how 'low you want to go'.

Diseases is a risk across the board no matter how far up and down the strata of the craft you go. Just look at the signs.

...again, check out those FAQs.

>>733816492
>fattie for $100
they are worth zero and by paying, you are just encouraging this shitty behaviour. you have to be hot to charge

>>733825495
Thanks I guess I will pass on this girl. At least I can master ate to all the screenshots I took during our facetime chat.

>>733816906
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOT, OP.

>>733818492
I'll suck your dick for 20 bucks, fellow fatty.

>>733816492
OP what state are you in. maybe we cna find you a better girl.

>>733828091
Illinois, Chicago suburbs.

>>733818145
100$ ? Wtf
Just pay a real prostitue 150$

>>733825040

In the words of Peter Griffin.

"Because there's nothing wrong with being mentally challenged. In fact, I've learned that we are superior people. Above all you dumb brainy smarties. Someday, you wilI beg us for mercy and we wilI consider it."

Also "autist" is a very specific type of person in 4chan parlance you gaping faggot. Fucking summer fags.

>>733818492
Get a real hooker

Pay an extra 200

>>733828519
ps. Go back to tumblr

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Are you insane OP?
I can go to the red light district an hour away from house and fuck a svelte brazilian with a 10/10 ass for a 100 bucks.
Raise your standards for fuck's sake man, YOU"RE THE ONE PAYING.

Go for something else. If it's your first time you might as well make it special in your own way. You might as well get the best you can.
Don't ruin it by humping that disgusting beast. She doesn't deserve ANY money for fucking, let alone 100 dollars. Jesus.

>>733828318
gonna look some shit up right now for ya OP.

Don't fuck the fat bitch, you got 21k splash a bit more cash and hire a model it's actually quite easy and probably cost about 500 but worth it because they're 100x more attractive

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>>733818145

>>733828972
also bragging rights to your friends

>>733818145
She looks so tumblr

>>733818244
Fatty detected

>>733816492
Pay about 100 bucks more and get a real hooker.

>>733818492
With those stats you will still not be getting any pussy. Your combined factors mean you need fourinches just to penetrate the fat zone. SSo if you are lucky you may get a whole inch in a half in. And she should be paying $100 to get to even suck a dick.