State you're job, salary, and age. I'll begin: >Sous

I am job, salary and age.

>>733808690
>Plumber
>~$40-50 an hour
>23

Christ you're not a chef

Lifeguard
18
8.50 per hr

This
https://youtu.be/xtLHvFy_Ws8

>NEET
>$0/hr
>23

Commis Chef at Taco Bell,
$8.25/hr
23

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Material loader
$12.85
20

>>733808690

Brazilian wax specialist
Volunteer position
37

life quality assurance consultant
paid in equity.
25

>>733808690
>Sr. full-stack software developer
>~4.75$ per hour
>24

> 23
> goldmansachs clerk
> $$$$$ :)

>>733808690
>Student
>1,013/mth VA Benefits + 5k Pell grant Annually
>22

>>733808690
>live music photographer
>depends on show, negotiate per clients needs (can usually make around a couple £k a night for a decent band)
>18

>>733808870
>Being this new

>>733808802
Underrated

>>733809294
>>Sr. full-stack software developer
>>~4.75$ per hour
wtf, no way
what country?

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Senior Security Engineer / 42

Job 1:
125K
15% Bonus
4% 401k Match + 3% gift
10K Signing
100% Work from Home

Job 2:
125K
10% Bonus
6% match + 1-3% gift
4 days wfh + half day in the office

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>Dominos PIzza Delivery Driver
>About $14.00/hour
>24

Erection specialist
~$24/hour
26

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>Jr. Sommelier at blue hill at stone barns
>$35 an hour $43 for big events
>26

30 years old
Compliance manager at a back
~$62k

>>733808690
The Sous part sells it too hard, post the original Pasta. This is why no one took the bait, anon.

Logistics Director/37
$130,000

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Airforce: Aircraft Structural Maintenance
Salary: could be better.
Age: 20

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>>733809563
>18
>takes pictures of his friends bands

you make nothing

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>>733809707
Russia.

>>733808690

>You're
You deserve to have a shit job for being illiterate

>>733810091
Time to move, Vlad.

>>733810091
Yeah enjoy your sanctions.

Sr Full stack in US would be making $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

>>733810027
>could be better.
dude, don't be a fag.

£25,000 (UK)
Property loans
28

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>>733808690
>Systems Analyst
>$35.81/hr (work from home)
>44

>>733808802

>>733810209
Before the sanctions the exchange rate was twice lower. 9.5$ per hour still wouldn't be a good salary.
And the more funny fact is that the sanctions from EU and US actually didn't target regular Russian people at all, it was our government that turned in countersanctions that limited the international economic cooperation and resulted in raising of the exchange rate and drastic fall of the quality of life.

Infantryman (Private) Canadian army
-49K CAN/year (and so many advantages)
-19

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Fuck this. I'm going to become a chef at Wendy's. Apparently they have enough free time to post this same fucking thread all dead.

Trust funder
Don't know how much, never seems to run out
32

>>733808690
Copy pasta, only changed from chef to sous chef. Wendy's must be getting harder on their employees.

>stripper
>All that cash money
>19

Grocery store supervisor, 16/hr, 24 tomorrow

>>733808690
>yt
>barely $36,000 a year but only work 15 hours a week
>24
I have 4 channels. The most subscribed is 23,000. Shit shit shit channels. Just there for a quick buck. Just put a top 5 fidget spinner video on my page for kids age 8-13 today.

The most views i ever got was 78,000. It was some shit video about minecraft.

>>733811126
>pics or it didn't happen

>>733808690
>EM resident
>$55k/year
>36

>>733808870
>Taking the bait

CFO
125K
63

>>733809930
How did you get into this?

>>733808690
I hereby state I am job, salary and age.

>Learn the difference between your and you're

>>733808690
Business owner.

Last year was between 250-300k. Depends on the year.

33

>>733808690
Digital Marketing & Social Media Specialist £17.5k/$22.3 per year

>>733811368
>CFO
>125K
>63
um yeah, CFO should make more than that or you are lame and get the fuck out old man

DevOps Engineer
21
£30,000 + 3% bonus (UK)

>>733808690

Well I used to work minimum wage at subway.

I pretty much said fuck it and started backpacking across America.

>>733808690
>Never worked a day
>28
Suck it up, OP.

Noc lead $25/hr 26yr

Labourer
£10h
19200 a year

>guest chef at Wendy's
>$90,000 a year
>26

>Manager at Zumiez
>$9.25 + Commission
>19

>>733808690
>I am job, salary and age.
I am job, salary and age.

>>733811523
small company, cheap CEO

hoping to move on shortly

>>733811810
>>hoping to move on shortly
to the great beyond?

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Nike customer service athlete
13 hr
23

>>733808802
/thread

>>733811231
Rough estimate of how much you make every thousand views? I've heard it is only about a dollar per thousand views.

>>733811597
How many stds do you have?

>engineer at Lockheed Martin
>$120 an hour
>48
We just built an intra-anal probe that looks like a tape worm.

>>733811454
Being a business owner is alpha as fuck. What type of business do you run

>>733808690
unemployed
$0/hr
23
life's hard right now. possible shit job to crawl back to is yardwork for $15/hr with entirely unknown hours for a true asshole.

>Music teacher
>$35.00/hr
>25

>>733811979
Construction service.

>>733811862
It depends on who the advertiser is, it can change as well. Big mistake is looking at a video with 100,000 views and going "oh that's $100 with a $1 CPM"
Not all those views are monetized or they could be adblocking, assume 60% of traffic is monetized.
The highest CPM i got was $4.35, i made $60 profit on that one.

>>733808690
I AM SOB

I AM CELERY

I AM RAGE

Senior Sales Engineer
$25 /h
32

>>733811979
Nah its pathetic. You dump 80% of your money into the company which will fail soon. Or youre a typical entitled small business owner, pocket all the money, then go out of business cause youre a crummy fuck

woodshop
20
$10/h

>>733812395
You build shit? Or just process wood? Sounds dope either way.

>>733811827
yeah, that too.

Gay escort ,depends what my clients want to do with my body ;)

>Fast Food
>$20.30/hr
>21
Plus paid annual and sick leave as well as 9.5% extra in superannuation (Australia's 401K)

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>making sandwiches at succway
>$2.54 an hour
>18

minimum wage at mexico sucks ass!

>>733812369
You have absolutely no clue what you're talking about. Try to sound intelligent if you're going to speak on things you have no experience with

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how the fuck are you a sous chef at a fast food joint, you aint nothing but a fucking grill cook..

>industrial software programmer
>55chf/h (~55 usd)
>20

switzerland is fun

>Dishwasher at a bar and grill
>$9.50 an hour
>19

wew

>>733809398
Holla back

>actor
>millions
>32

>CPA
>$150k, $60k bonus
>33

>>733808802
Inb4 OP doesnt understand

>Senior Credit Specialist
>£22k per year
>23

Can't complain, not luxury, but it'll for now.

Gay prostitute
$20 for a handy
$50 for a blowjob
$100 for anal

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>pump mechanic
>52k
>24 years of pure loneliness

>Investigations Specialist, Big Tech Company, Seattle
>45k yr
>23

Personal Trainer/ Group Fitness Coach/ Meal Prep business co-owner.
PT- $30-$50/ hour
Coach- $22/ hour
No idea with the business. My girlfriend owns it and it's just side money. We travel and do fun shit with it.
29

Auto service advisor

$62,000 year

32

Soul is dying

>>733816661
Make another Tron, Garrett!

>>733816661
I enjoyed you in Pan.

> Head of maintainence
> $12/hr
> 21

aviation mechanic
$32/hour
20

>>733808690
>Police Officer
>85K a year
>25

Mascot
$12.20
18

Incident Command Specialist
$18 an hour
24

>>733821428
Do you have friends ouside the force?
Or are all your friends cops?

>>733808690
>Psychologist
>£105 per hour
>21

>pre-school teacher

>14 bucks an hour

>33

>>733808690
>Sous Chef at Wendy's

Yes, anon. And I'm the head engineer at 7/11.

>>733808690
>Sous Chef
>Wendy's
Hahahahaha. No, faggot. You're a cook. Not a fucking chef. Fuck me, man. I'm a delivery driver. Am I a professional OTR Driver? No. I'm not.

>>733810731
keep voting for putin and enjoy the rape

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>>733809700

>>733822112
what the fuck are you doing on /b/

This shit is posted by wendy's marketing. 100% spam, FU hard proffetional beggers...

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>>733808690
Sous chef? Good try faggot. BAIT!

>>733822310
every now and then there's a funny or interesting thread

>>733808690
Dishwasher
$12 an hour
19

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>>733822608
A completely respectable art form.

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>>733808802
FPBP

Now we know why OP doesn't have a job as a writer.

>>733822721
hey man someone's gotta do it and in the words of my weed dealer "There can't be any winners if there arent losers"

Cutting machine operator
18USD/hour
Age: 21

Baker, Tim Hortons
$12.75
21

>>733817594
You're starving to death, aren't you?

Shift lead (manager) at Taco bell, 11.50 an hour, 20.

IT Director
$56500/yr
25

>>733818325
Fuck Seattle cost of living bro

student
parents pay for everything
22 in a week

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>Pizza mang. local place
>11$ an hour
>21

Canadian Armed Forces
18
100 per day

Señor Maneger
52'000k/yr per year
24

Private Investigator
$45k a year
41

German police officer
20,45 $
34

>>733812983

Jesus no wonder you niggers are fleeing up here into California. Too bad all the ones who make it here are ungrateful shits.

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>>733809635
>>733811338
>taking the bait to my bait
oh lordy y'all tried, better luck next time

>>733823478
Im afriad you actually just took the bait to your bait to my bait

>Airport Security (UK, not a TSA Faggot)

>$36,000 pa

>25

>>733808690

>Sr. Systems Writer
>$70k a year plus bonus
>30