I'm bored as fuck, /b/. Ask a Norwegian PhD student studying

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>>733802950
If you ain't in the Valley then forget about it Leif.

We want clever EE and CEs that get out of 3 years, not poindexters too afraid to leave school.

>>733803117
I got out after 3 years, but nobody in the valley wanted me (because I'm competing with MIT and Stanford graduates). I actually figured that getting a PhD was my best chance at getting an interesting job internationally.

Also, it's not like I have zero work experience. I worked full-time during my master's degree and for a year afterwards, before realising that I had to get a PhD to get anywhere in this world.

Chloe or Boxxy?

>>733803340
Boxxy, no doubt.

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>>733802950
OK if you know everything what is this shit?

>>733802950
Are you nervous to box Floyd? How does it feel to hold 2 UFC championship belts?

>>733803438
This

>>733803466
Who are you even talking about

Am I a bad dude for taking creepshots of my best mate's girlfriend's ass? Follow-up: What do. I do if my best mate catches me creeping on his bitch?

U still got to do Java?

>>733803438
rolling for this. Explain

>>733802950
Looks like conor mcgregor

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>>733802950
>studying
KORFOR

>>733803438
I don't know.

>>733803466
>Are you nervous to box Floyd?
Yes

>How does it feel to hold 2 UFC championship belts?
Probably pretty great.

>>733803656
>Am I a bad dude for taking creepshots of my best mate's girlfriend's ass?
Yes

>What do. I do if my best mate catches me creeping on his bitch?
Say that she's hot as hell, I guess?

>>733803678
No

>>733803715
It's Edsger Dijkstra

>>733802950

Where is my other brown sock? The woolen one.

>>733803732
Det er betalt / lonnet.

>>733803816
Did you look under the bed?

>>733802950

What's your thesis?

>>733802950
>>PhD
>>computer science

wait how you be a computer doctor?!

>>733803951
Creating a software framework for dynamic and efficient sharing of IO resources in a PCIe cluster.

>>733804032

When you're ready, Intel should be willing to scoop you up for their Rack Scale architecture.

>>733804090
>Intel should be willing to scoop you up for their Rack Scale architecture.
That's likely, although the work I do is in collaboration with a Norwegian company which I guess partially owns the IP rights to my work though.

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>>733802950
>>733803438
>>733803521

ONE OF US

>>733804173

That's cool -- they're already working on a lot of their own implementation(s). They'll want you for your experience over anything else.

Have you seen their release of swan over the last month or so? https://github.com/intelsdi-x/swan

Definitely some interesting work going on there.

>>733802950
I laff u

>>733804211
Fuck you

>>733804404
Thanks, that's interesting.

Yeah, when I went to GTC a couple of weeks ago, a bunch of people (even from nvidia) were interested in my work. I have one year left, so lets hope I make something even more cool by then. :)

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>>733802950

Salam alaykum brother!

My question is, why are you not a muslim yet?

You have studied much, but you haven't studied the teachings of Muhammad PBUH?

Islam is the only true religion brother!

>>733805040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGMR9dnv2VM

>>733804727

Good luck OP! Maybe we'll run into each other without ever realizing it. :)

>>733805143
Thanks :)

>>733804657
you didnt just say that. You know what the pagafantas are?

favorite programming language?

>>733805397
Depends on the problem at hand, but Python for high-level stuff and C++ for lower to mid-level stuff. But I mostly do programming in C though.

>>733802950
Consider the following:

You are sent back in time.
You only have one bullet and can kill ONLY one of the following people:
Hitler
Stalin
Mao
Your grandfather
Which one do you pick and why?

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>>733804657
FUCK HER

>>733805618
plox answer this

>>733805618
Mao, because millions of people are suffering because of him even today.

>>733805734
id choose your grandaddy

>>733805734
Interesting answer thanks

Last bump before I leave

>>733806513
COME HERE TO YOUR NEW HOME
>>733801333

>>733802950

Name a Norwegian snack food

>>733806692
Kvikklunsj

>>733802950
You must do one of the following:
Learn to fly
Join the army
Die young but be famous forever

>>733802950
Hvordan går det?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2ZO1d_39oA

>>733805358
I don't give a shit! Fuck you!

>>733807014
Det går bra. Hva med deg?

>>733802950
Will AI liberate or enslave the working class?

>>733806738
Its like a Kit Kat, neat.

Do you ski or snowboard?

>>733807187
It definitively has the potential to liberate the working class, the problem is fanatics like Peter Thiel who would rather want people to starve than realise that we seriously need to prepare for the AI revolution and seriously consider social restructuring and some form of wealth redistribution.

>>733802950
What's it like wasting a shit ton of money on a PhD like when computer science degrees are almost irreverent in the job market.

Almost no one cares about anything higher than a BA and experience.

>>733807154
Bare bra buddy

>>733807254
I ski. I think it's 50-50 with skiing or snowboarding here, but skiing comes in two variants though: Telemark and slalom.

>>733807314
Det er bra å hore.

>>733807302
A PhD in Norway is a paid position, so I'm not paying any money for it. Also, what you said isn't true. Since higher education is free, most programming jobs in Norway require at least a master's degree.

See >>733803234
I'm aiming for an international career, so in order to prove my worth, I pretty much need a PhD.

>>733807470
That is shit. So you have to study for 6 years to get a programming job? Dear lord, what a waste of time. After 6 years of hard work in the USA your career is already made and you are making bank in IT.

>>733807877
A master's degree is 5 years in most of Europe, Norway included. But yes, that's the easy route. You could also drop out after a bachelor's degree and then work your way upwards to junior, but it's easier to just do two more years and go straight out in a developer position.

>>733807470

Cool, I ski too. Telemark looks interesting, but lifting your heel off of the ski would take some getting used to. I feel like I'd fuck up my ankle thinking my boot is constantly coming out of the binding.

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>>733807289
In other words, socialism.
Fuck you, OP. socialism has never worked before and it will never work. It's a failure, every time, all the time, no exceptions. Always has, always is, always will be. You're a stupid POS just for suggesting it.
/thread
OP is a faggit.

>>733802950
How big is your dick

>>733807966
>>733807877
But then again, you could do like me. I started working first part-time and then later full-time WHILE I was doing my master's, so by the time I was done, I already had almost two years of experience.

>>733808089
Well, you don't so much lift as just relax your knee and allow the ski to slip a little back, the bending and lifting comes naturally then. You can also do regular slalom style if you have newer telemark skiis and boots and bindings, because they're a lot more solid than they used to be. The balance point is slightly different though.

>>733808234
Well, the AI revolution is going to make a lot of people out of jobs, and if you deprive people of their livelihood, they're going to revolt. I'm just saying...

>>733808304
18 cm measured top-side.

>>733807966
Personal experience, I worked my way up from a unrelated art degree. I'm not in software development, but I am a network/systems engineer. The older I get the less I see a degree as necessity. (Once again, at least here in the USA) Not trying to insult you, just hate that college is the only way forward for some people.

I don't understand people like this
>>733803234
It must be a (neo) liberal thing. I started with no degree and an un-paid internship. By time I had my associate degree I was making enough money to buy my first house. Now I'm in a nice house, renting the first one and a nice career. I have 5 years of experience as of now and I'm already quite a bit up the latter. Hell, even the hacking schools will fast-track you here, so long as you work hard and prove yourself.