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g'morning anon. hope you slept well. tell me why you will

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g'morning anon.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
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because i don't have stupid fucking tattoos
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A hunger games thread. Any time I go 3 days without doing one, I play russian roulette.

>mfw not a lie
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>>733797063
why no like tattoos ?
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>>733796977
Eh. I actually kinda feel more like doing it now than I have in a while.

But I assume my folks would be pretty bent out of shape if I did, so I guess I'll stick around.
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>>733797370
glad you'll be sticking around.
keep your head up anon.
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>>733797176
getting a quote on your ribs is the most basic bitch tattoo of the 21st century besides dreamcatchers, birds and feathers in watercolor, or those stupid anchors saying "I refuse to sink" or something equally dumb

Tattoos have become mainstream and every basic bitch has one now. Seriously my gf is friends with a bunch of basic bitches and they're all basically ctrl+c ctrl+v people
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>>733797442
thanks for sharing your viewpoint.
how are u today?
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>>733797521

Woke up to my gf leaving for work and she gave me a huge kiss. She looked really hot this morning. Got some coffee and now I'm about to smoke some weed.

I'm having a great morning. Only bad thing is I didn't get my dick sucked.
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>>733797442
>have become mainstream
>must be bad because I'm not a conformist
>fedora detected

a lot of people also have tattoos that purposely choose not to show them off. like dem chinese mother fuckers who work at a bank or some math place and end up having some double dragon tattoo on their back
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>>733797610
>gave me a huge kiss
>she looked really hot this morning
>indulging us with stupid fucking facts
>overcompensation
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>>733797610
that's great man.
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>>733797676
I dont hate tattoos. I hate basic bitch shit because its a disgusting display of attention whores who think they're special and unique when every single one of them are cookie cutter people
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>>733797938
yeah, but we can't do nothing about basic bitches. it's their choice to basic.
it's our choice to not give them attention for being basic.
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life is a gift.
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>>733798641
ur right, it is a gift.
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>>733797795
Sauce?
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>>733799934
wish i could help. don't know.
how are u today?
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Life's too good m8
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>>733796977
Cause I love rule 34 threads
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>>733800088
nice trips and dubs.
And I agree with you.
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>>733800088
gecko has spoken
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>>733800345
indeed he has.
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>>733796977
>>733797176

Source?
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>>733801195
i don't know.
how r u today?
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>>733801356
I'm pretty good. Can't complain. Woke up to some nice titties on 4chan
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>>733801647
titties are lovely. i agree with you.
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>>733796977
Because I'm eating chocolate frosting out of Andy Sixx's asshole.
Yum
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>>733796977
I'm only alive cuz two people need me. my girl and a friend who that I forced to promise that he can commit suicide only after i did
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>>733802081
i hope both of you continue to survive.
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>>733802201
thanks anon, love you
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>>733796977
>>733801647
>>733801356

Found it
LUNA C KITSUEN
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>>733802262
i love you too.
>>733802352
congrats on the find.
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>>733802562
Thanks /b/ro
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>>733797938

Definitely not mindset you want. That kinda thinking is just gonna make you hate the world because almost everyone has one now.

I've got one myself that's pretty damn big, but I'm definitely not cookie-cutter.
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>>733802941
i like back tattoos on girls. Give me something interesting to look at during doggy style.
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>>733796977
i might, it's always a possibility.
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>>733803026
please dont
how r u today?
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>>733803124
bretty gud so far
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I actually will be killing myself before the year's out. I have Non- Hodgkin's, I went through Chemo already, and that was hell for me, and it didn't stop it. I'm just too tired of it all to keep going. I'd rather do it myself than waste away powerlessly.
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>>733803170
thats good to hear.
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>>733797442
You're not wrong, but it shouldn't bother you that much my dude.
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Having a hard time finding a reason not to now. Girlfriend said she doesn't love me anymore, I have no friends, I'm out of work for the 5th time this year, and I'm broke.
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>>733804986
Then get some other pussy. That fixes most problems I think.
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>>733804986
fuck her.
there are other girls out there, anon.
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>>733797136
wtf explain why
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this is good /b/
glad that this is here, and that it's the 1%
more would be too much

in any case, congratz to y'all
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>>733805452
thanks man.
how r u today ?
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i am waiting for Half Life 3.
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>>733797442
>mfw my friend tells me he knows someone that "does good tats for cheap"
>i try to tell him i only want to get inked by those pros with wait lists for months
>friend: "why though"
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>>733796977
because i don't have a painless and efficient way to do it.
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I have a D&D session today. We're supposedly getting magic weapons.
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>>733796977
Just got a sweet new watch so I want to wear it.
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>>733801864
Thank god! Thought it was a trap
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>>733805213
Cause I can't game at all and I only feel good if I participate or even win something. My mom recently killed herself I hate everything in my life and put on a straight face when I work my shitty job. I'm a whiny pussy and it gets me no where. So when I browse here all day and I see that game I feel like I can participate or even win at something, even if its a fucking stupid chance thread game. Cant an hero because of disabled sister who isn't old enough to inherit stuff.
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>>733806951
nice.
hope u have a good gaming session.
>>733807027
nice. post a pic of it.
>>733807130
nah, i wouldn't do that to you.
>>733807168
sorry about ur mom.
glad you finding the strength to carry on.
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>>733796977
because i need to finish my stuff otherwise i'll come back as a restless soul

>>733807168
jesus fuck dude do a murder-suicide when you're really feeling it
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>>733796977
>>733796977
Cause I have a stronger willpower than most of these mopey faggots. I've dealt with depression for a few years it seems and now that I have a loving girlfriend, better job with more opportunity, and a car (I was really self-consious about not having one), I have seen that life goes on and so long as you fight through the bullshit you can grow into an adult and by making smart choices, be proud of what you've become
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>>733796977
I assume you're the same OP that's been doing these threads over the years. I always pop in every once in a while to say that I think you're a good person, OP.
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>>733807313
No. I would just kill myself. I was responding in one of those Hunger Games thread when I found out she shot herself. I'm just linked to it now in some fucked up way. cant really explain. just something in my brain that clicks. I dont know
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>>733807027
Post the watch
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>>733807392
thanks bro.
i hope you have a good day.
>>733807387
so glad you have a good situation.
>>733807560
yes, post it.
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>>733796977

Because I can't, I'm inmortal.

I survived Brussels 2016 explosions while being at the place and at the time,

(1)
>I survived being pursued as one of the terrorists
>and being pointed at, (my head) while thinking my bag was a bomb

(2)
>I comitted suicide thrice:
> one jumping from a bridge to a moving train, but police tackled me, the second, passing a surgery scalpel through my veins cutting a bit of muscle,

(3)
>The third one, not one year ago, jumping from 3 story, which I thought would be a quick death,
>I survived, went into a coma for one month, ended up disabled, could'nt walk, think properly etc... But I magically recovered in a few months.
>Had meningitis, and brain infection, lost half of my cranium which is now a plastic material skull,
>I am still recovering as I have brain liquid leak which makes my head go like an ALIEN every time I lay for a few hours or look down.

CAN'T DIE, THAT'S WHY
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>>733807452
Ah, you're reliving the final memories of her life. In those threads, you feel like she's still there but she'll be gone soon. You won't stop playing those games because in your fucked up mind it says, "If I don't stop, then she won't die." gg my fam

>>733807387
Mine went the other way and after a few years I found out it was Borderline PD so yay.
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>>733807863
maybe. I just want to die though. Talking about it too much is useless but you're probably right. I'm also too scared to do it. I'll just live my worthless life until one day the bullet lands. 1/6 chance.
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>>733796977
Because life is full of every joy and wonder in existence. Death isnt.
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>>733808257

Death is a good thing, I've been braindead and clinically dead and came back to life, and up there, there's only light, and peace, and everything is going right, I confess I actually miss being dead.
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>>733808257
good point.
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>>733808257
>>733808353
Yes I'm the coma guy
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>>733796977
having lady similar to pic.

enjoy the death for me lads.
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>>733808447
thats great you have such a lady.
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>>733807767
Thanks man. I still have my times of feeling blue and apathetic. That depression can still creep up but taking my own life is a weak thing to do and selfish too if you have a family that would miss you.
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>>733808650
fuck depression anon.
be stronger than it.
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>>733808540
Love when my girlfriend gives road head. We drove back after a night of clubbing and on the way back we fooled around a bit then as I went about 80 on the freeway, she went down on me. Told me she loved it. Basically did this for the whole 30 min ride back. Fucken great.
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>>733808787
that is a good feeling.
glad u have someone to do that for you.
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>>733808691
I know anon. I shrug it off and remind myself that it could be worse. That s what usually helps. Reminding yourself that some people have it much worse and I shouldn't be such a bitch
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Because my crush from 10 years ago, pic related, called me this morning out of nowhere and I'm not wasting a second chance because fuck you that's why.
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>>733808936
I'm just glad I met her when I did. I fucked lots of different woman but whenever I met a decent girl I would ruin it by fucking on the first date, proving my playboy vibe, or asking for nudes before even establishing something real. So if I met her sooner, I might have ruined it haha.

But people change you know. And I sure did. I realized what's important in life and now am focusing on bettering myself and one day settling down with this girl. She really has helped me. Mentally.
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>>733808975
do you exercise? that helps.
life is good anon.
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>>733809178
Go get it anon! 2nd chances should not be taken for granted.
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>>733809243
I do. Im trying to get to a tone kind of point of my body. I'm skinny but was scrawny. Now I have more muscle and confidence in my appearance. I don't want to be a total meat head but I do want to be at a really good point in my physique. I noticed that it really helps with my labedo too haha
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>>733809460
g'luck anon.
eat well, and workout hard.
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>>733809276
You know, I was really, unexpectedly happy until I started looking through her fb and saw that it looks like she has kids now, which if true...

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