Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>733775137
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in >>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Voices get out of my head
>>733787108
Cancer
Still here
>>733787191
Did you ever find a thing to show their personality
>>733787553
https://youtu.be/7QL9SQyQ7SM
I guess this would work.
Avatarfags get out of my thread
My waifu :3
Clicked this today when she was getting ready for work
>>733787832
Alice get in my shed
>>733787815
Hmmmmm...... I feel they would be awkward to talk to but probably rewarding if you did
Claim
Back and still bored~
>>733784964
Sorry for the late reply comrade.
>>733788805
"my last post for the week"
hi nothing -_-
do you say "an apple" or "a apple"?
>>733788806
Hello
>>733788805
Aimed
>>733787177
All of 4chinz is pure cancer
Tohka claimed
>>733788858
I came back for you uwu
Hi something -_-
Neither -_-
>>733788909
What are you aiming at?
>>733788909
Hey comrade German
>>733789146
Hi comrade
Claimed
>>733789191
ok owo
hi nothing :o
that was not a option owo
>>733789146
ur mum is cancer
>>733789191
You obviously
>>733789217
What's up Kamerad Lowgerman
>>733789217
Hi there
What's up?
>>733789307
You do know I only live there and was not born there?
>>733789318
The roof, how are you comrade?
My waifu is shy and freezes up when you stare at her.
>>733789284
Wow you have been keeping up anon~
>>733789390
When you look away she kills you though.
>>733789380
Kek, i'm good, just a bit bored in class as we're doing fuckall
How about you?
>>733789300
Hi something o:
I don't eat apples uwu
>>733789307
Don't shoot
>>733789444
No she just wants to hug you.
>>733789591
hi nothing
but if you did what would you say? :thinking:
>>733789575
I'm bored at home because it's too warm to do anything and everyone is too busy to play.
>>733789600
I want snugs
>>733789673
Hate when it's too hot, can't really do too much about it
tfw +10 degrees is too much for me
>>733789646
Hi something
I wouldn't say anything, i would just eat it -_-
>>733789911
That sucks, I'm more used to warm temperatures but +31c is just a bit too much to do anything outside.
>>733789911
>>733789956
hi nothing
what a autistic little retarded kid -_-
>>733789708
Those are the best kind of hugs.
>>733789965
I'd die at +31 c, I like when it's chilly, between -10 and +5 is good for me
My waifu
>>733789987
That they are. Very jealous of the guy in that pic
>>733789982
Hi something
Did you just look in a mirror -_-
Claim
All the drinks left in my house have caffeine in them this is not good
>>733790129
I'm perfectly fine with anything between -15 and +26. The rest just bothers me a bit too much
>>733790184
hi nothing
no :o
cut me Yuno
>>733790206
Hi yuno I'm drinking
>>733790303
ooowwww what you drinking?
>>733790268
>cuts you
feel better now?
no :( me Yuno
>>733789380
Assimilation gets everyone
>>733789591
Then do what I say :o
>>733790211
When it's above +20 I just can't do anything, and I just lie there, unable to move, much like the average murican who's fallen over at the local Walmart
Love the cold though, snow gets me excited whenever it appears
>>733790587
>pat pat
how about now?
>>733790523
Jack Daniels whiskey
still no me Yuno
>>733790593
I love snow as well comrade, sadly I only get to see it when I go on holidays to Moscow. So what do you do when it's too warm outside?
>>733790589
No.... just no.
>>733790256
Hi something
Why not :o
>>733790589
What do you say :o
>>733790742
Fap, watch anime and play games while I have 3 or mire fans pointed at me
¯\_( ツ)_/¯
>>733790680
Nice :DI would join you but it is still early for me so I will wait awhile
>>733790706
aw is there any thing I can do to help?
>>733790742
Hello comrade how are we this fine day
>>733790589
guten Morgen
>>733790961
3 or more*
This fuckin phone man
>>733790923
hi nothing
i really don't know :(
have you finished school now? :o
>>733790981
That's a cute pic. I feel uh horny. Oh well.
no me Yuno
>>733790961
Sounds fun, I either bother random people on my friends list or play something.
>>733790981
Fine as always~
>>733790961
bewwwwwwwbs
>>733791078
I like those
>>733790742
Yes, embrace it
>>733790923
I say we're gonna listen to "What does the Ben say"
>>733790981
Ah, making progress I see. Ausgezeichnet.
But it's even past noon for you, isn't it
>>733791036
Hi something
:(
I skipped :o
>>733791186
How do we do that
>>733791224
hi nothing
:(
:O
do you miss anthony?
>>733791072
What do you like to play?
>>733791154
They're great
>>733791224
We will go to his natural habitat called voicechat and then you will bait him with talking
>>733791293
Yeah. They look warm and inviting.
>>733791186
Nononononono
>>733791277
Ehh, I'm fine with almost anything but lately I've mostly been playing war thunder, strategy games and since a new pass came out csgo (after a one year hiatus)
>>733791351
Yes 'comrade', switch from quantity to quality already
>>733791336
just want to squeeze them between your youknowhat and pound away
>>733791273
Hi something
):
O:
Do you?
>>733791320
That sounds hard
My wifi
>>733791471
Nah right now I just want to snuggle into them. Nothing too sexy.
>>733791057
Do you have enough privacy to fap? also I bet this pic doesn't help
>>733791062
Aw well I guess is will just give you hugs then
>hugs
>>733791072
Not board? :o
>>733791186
12 mins past to be exact so I was correct when typing it but no by the time it sent
also I think I have found my new fav word "schadenfreude"
>>733791471
Hello again pretty eyes
>>733791565
hi nothing
;-;
uwu
no, do u
>>733791611
nice Yuno
>>733791594
maybe next time
thank you me Yuno
>>733791611
hi
>>733791611
Nope and I changed my mind. I don't want to>>733791672
Maybe if I was sober. I just want to cuddle.
>>733791393
No, the dutch are just too weird and their way of thinking is just messed up.
>>733791611
I'm always bored lewd comrade pinkie~
>>733791351
Never tried it, haven't really played any strategy games tbh, I mostly play things like elder scrolls, halo and ark, gonna try overwatch later today though, as it's a apparently a free ti play weekend for it now
>>733791829
Sadly my laptop can't handle elder scrolls online and the new halo.
And overwatch is F2P this weekend???? I'll download it right away because I've wanted to buy it for quite some time now on laptop buy I wasn't sure if it would run.
>>733791638
Shhhh don't look it is meant for tomo, she is a little randy today
>>733791677
It is no problem :)
>>733791705
Do you still want to do wiled things?
>>733791759
Oops you or that ^///^
>>733791737
Ho ok
>>grabs head and snugs it in to bosom
How about snugs?
>>733792034
Can I get one too? I'm super "randy".
>>733791565
Everything is
>>733791611
Hmm close enough, altho I would consider that prenoon and not morning
heh yeah that is pretty popular among non-germans
>>733791759
Then become a proper German, easy
>>733791926
Rip your laptop, eso is pretty damn good if you play with loads of friends
Halo wouldn't run on your laptop anyways as it's only on Xbox for now
#peasantmasterrace
An anon in a previous thread told me it would be f2p for the weekend through Monday, it's still a few hours until it starts though
>>733792034
That would make me so happy
>>733792143
Unless you're on about halo wars 2, in which case it is on pc, if you like rts games it might be good for you, I still haven't tried it after the beta though
>>733792077
Yall jerries are almost as bad as the dutchies.
>>733792034
? what's up comrade?
>>733792143
Yeah, I just read about the F2P weekend, it will be in 8 or so hours.
And if I remember correctly halo is part of the whole play anywhere program which makes it playable on pc.... it's just that my laptop can't handle it. Sadly I mostly play games alone since my friends only play fifa and cod.
>>733792239
My laptop can't run it, but I did get halo wars 1 a few days ago and it's okay.
>>733792057
Ok if you ask nicely and tell me if you want full nude or panty shot
>>733792077
Prenoon is a time? never heard that before
Yes it is great fun to say and there is no non sexualised equivalent in English or Welsh
>>733792203
"everyone needs a bosom for a pillow" there the best thing for snuggling in the world
>lies down with you and puts your head in between breasts making short you can breathe
>>733792330
At the moment nothing much I only just got back home from pretending to go to collage
>>733792330
Halo 6 and onwards will be, halo 5 on pc is only for forge and customs, no multiplayer
>fifa
>cod
Fuckin normies man
>>733792519
Welcome to the bored club then~
>>733792547
Ehh, I like playin cod waw custom zombies every now and then. But only playing cod is a bit overkill for me.
>>733792519
Okay, I ask nicely for a full nude super lewd and arrpee
>>733792330
We are the best and you know it
>>733792519
There is in German at least, Vormittag
Now I'm curious how you pronounce it
>>733792519
Thanks yuno that would be so cozy. They do sound so comfy I could just sleep
>>733791631
Hi something
;_;
owo
Yes, do u
>>733792077
Some things aren't
>>733792034
>she
>>733792683
hi nothing
:(
uwu
no, do u wish that was u
>>733792652
Yall are just a bunch of cowards now though.... sorry but no
>>733792707
Hi something
):
owo
What was me
>>733792748
hi nothing
:(
your avatar :o
>>733792683
Some things are just a bit more than others
>>733792734
C-cyka blyat
You are unworthy
>>733792796
Says the jerry.... Both of us know I'm right.
>>733792594
Gald to be here and now to do nothing in particular YAY!
>>733792649
well how about this one
>>733792652
Would that be Vorm-it-ag
>>733792666
no problem tomo I'm always willing to help you get comfy
>>733792594
Yeah cod was zombies is good i guess
Anyways, i'm going home, won't have an internett connection for about 50 mins, might be back in time for the next thread
>>733792922
I-I already have that one saved... It's a nice one but it won't do!
>>733792851
Yeah yeah, just wait, ruskie
>>733792922
More like Vor-mit-tag
but I was asking about Schadenfreude
m-mind doing a vocaroo?
>>733792922
It's a cute pic. Thanks yuno. I appreciate it even if you have seen my ass
>>733792922
Want to do something later on?
>>733792925
Oki, I'll talk to you later comrade~
>>733793056
Wait on what? Till Mutti Merkel strikes again? Okay, okay, I'll stop. Anything ya wantto talk about?
tfw
>>733792767
Hi something
):
No :o
>>733792796
Talking is one of them
>>733793486
hi nothing
:(
why not :(
>>733793165
Nah for my time to come
Glasnost v2 will be an outside job
Also I am not a citizen of Germany
hmm not sure. Since when are you living in the Netherlands?
>>733793344
Nuh, you just think it is
>>733793580
forgot pic
>>733793538
Hi something
):
I wouldn't be able to talk to you
>>733793580
Over 12 years now comrade. But if you're not a German citizen, then what are you?
>>733792962
Ok you can have this but no more lewds from here on out
>>733793056
My mic is rely bad and gives off lots of static :( but I have looked up how it is said and have the pronunciation down pretty good
>>733793063
I know she is so adorable isn't she ^_^
No problem :) how far in to your bottle are you?
>>733793165
Yes I'm up for some fun :)
>>733793683
hi nothing
:(
wouldn't that be a good thing
>>733793723
Aww... okay!
>kissus and grabs breasts
>>733793763
Hi something
):
No
>>733793723
A quarter of the way down and I want love and affection
>>733793930
hi nothing
:(
why not
I don't think anybody claimed Yukino Yukinoshita
>>733793697
And how old are you
I'm Austrian
>>733793723
Aw :( I wanted to judge myself tho
>>733794098
They haven't. Why do you love them
>>733787832
I just wanted to tell you that i'm sorry for what happened the other night, i didn't mean to say anything hurtful but apparently...
How are my cutes this morning?
>>733794331
I want love
>>733793982
Hi something
):
I like you
>>733793804
AH?!
no. rule is no erp in thread
>puts hand back at your side
>>733793943
Awww lovely and tipsy teddy bear level
>gives you gentle squeeze
>>733794152
http://vocaroo.com/i/s141EFUgeUeS :)
>>733794331
I'm great thank you :) how are you?
>>733794386
Give me he cozy snug I want it so bad
>>733794386
Rule is no RP in general
>>733794386
It's okay, I just wanted to cop a feel... now if you'll excuse me, I'll have to go do something.
>gets in the bathroom
>>733794502
Are you gonna jerk off
>>733794557
>is too busy jerking off to respond
>>733794665
Well at least send a finished pic
>>733794431
>wraps arms and legs around you and give you a full body snug
Aw your so sweet when you are tipsy
>>733794450
Yes but i don't erp cos it can be cringe for others to see but normal rp no one is to bothered by
>>733794502
Just be careful i left all my cloths in there
>>733794703
stop
>>733794765
Of course of course I am sorry yuno. >>733794771
That won't do it anyways. Sorry I'm out of it right now. Just hate me now it's fine
>>733794765
>locks the door
>wears and sniffs them like a huge perv
>stays in there for a long time
>>733794897
why should I
>>733794765
>no one is bothered by normal rp
We have a rule for RP and ERP for a reason
>>733794386
Ha yeah, that is very good
Keep it up
>>733794952
I don know
I want to die
>>733794897
Why you sorry I like snugging you
>>733794952
>gets dressed
>>733794985
Search Results
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>733795059
Yay I did good :D
>>733795338
>>keep ERP and RP in >>>/trash/
>>733795338
Oh sorry I didn't know
>>733795338
>is really bad at housework and cannot fold the clothes back to how they were
>slowly opens door and tries to sneak out of the house
>>733794367
You will find it one day Tomo.
>>733794386
Gooood thank you :) I accidentally fell back asleep for 20 minutes after I posted :/
>>733795338
Yes you did
Do more :o
>>733795619
Hahaha.
>>733795429
hmmmm
>>733795441
I'm a very snugly person, I always love a good snuggle
>>733795615
Ow hey there you are. How has you day been?
>>733795619
haha there is a lot of sleepy people in this thread today :D
>>733795743
This is great I am not very good at language normally but German is not that bad to pick up
>>733796015
EHH??
>slowly backs away
>>733796015
>>733796015
I don't mean to interrupt
Chia
>>733796086
Aw don't you want to chat?
>>733796277
Interesting
>>733796281
Striped ones they extenuate the but making it look curvier
>>733796310
>head pat
I like your ears
>>733794273
You okay?
>>733796662
U-uhh... your clothes fell down, I picked them back up.
Don't worry about it.
>>733796958
That is ok I'm not to precious over stuff like that
>>733797293
Oh, good! I-I'll go play some video games!
>>733796015
Yeah because it makes sense, heh
Now fully embrace it
>>733797322
*pinches butt as you pass*
heheh i hate to see her go but i love to watch her leave amirite guise
*elbows friends and proceeds with guttural laughter*
>>733794273
i thought that pic was a waifu giving head to a fat man for a minute
>>733797322
ow ok have fun :)
>>733797352
It seems to be a lot more logical than most languages witch is great cos now it doesn't set my dyslexia off so bad
>>733797471
wtf
>>733794152
I've just turned 19 comrade. And that means you're a mountain Jerry
>>733797471
>>733797602
you's gots sumthin to say about it pipsqueak
*laboriously stands up from from bar stool*
*cracks knuckles*
>>733797570
Unless you go to the articles, the logic does not fully apply there
>>733797648
I see
Youshouldbeassimilatedthentho:o
An even better German
>>733797961
*pinches butt as you pass*
heheh i hate to see her go but i love to watch her leave amirite guise
*elbows friends and proceeds with guttural laughter*
Pathfinder finishing up. Slow night.
>>733798879
I tried assimilating years ago... but the dutchies are just too weird so I decided to just focus on the Russian culture again.
Rem is the best
>>733798879
articles like in a magazine?
there always bad that is a universal truth
>>733799581
Hi rem
>>733799237
Were you playing or DMing
>>733799237
https://jlist.com/pre8620?utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=may17&utm_medium=j
Brand new
>>733799049
*pinches butt as you pass*
heheh i hate to see her go but i love to watch her leave amirite guise
*elbows friends and proceeds with guttural laughter*
>>733799785
Always playing. Im a bit too close minded to DM.
>>733799821
And something I cant afford for more than a few months now.
>>733799921
rory a cute