/b/ I need your help. I need some kind anon to grab me a copy of Stardew Valley on Steam. But I'm not going to give you nothing in return, oh no. I'm willing to be your new best friend. Here is just a few things I'll be willing to do:
>Always back up any lie you tell someone
>Always have your back in a fight
>Feed your pets if you are on a trip
>Willing to fuck the fat/ugly girl while you fuck the hot one (AKA jumping on the grenade)
>Drive you around when you are fucked up/drunk
>Jack off together (not in a gay way though)
>Never leave you hanging with a high five
>Laugh at all your shitty jokes
>Tell our lady friends that I'm not gay, but that you do have a pretty nice cock (again, not gay)
>And more
For all this to be yours, I just need one kind anon to get me a copy of Stardew Valley. Here is my Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/the_butthole_bandit/
bump with waifu
bump again
Eh got nothin better to do have a bump
>>733776010
Hey, I appreciate it anon. You can have this
>>733775483
You're not working, are you anon? What are you, a neet?
>>733776113
Recently unemployed. Was working at a battery manufacturing plant, but my lead levels got to high, so I got laid off, and my unemployment got denied (appealing that at the moment)
>>733775483
Nice deal.
I hope you can get the game
You may be a faggot beggar but at least you have good taste in games. Have a free bump mah nigga.
Why not just bootleg it?
>>733776527
I like to keep all my games on steam like a faggot. Idk why.
>>733776527
piracy is a crime anon
>>733776616
Looks like a cool game. I might download it when i get a chance. Good luck.
>>733777034
Thanks anon
OG MegaZord Bump
Obscure ps1 game Bump
>>733775483
But where are you from, though?
>>733777505
KY. Shit state, unless you love Meth. Then it's the greatest place you could be.
>>733777601
Is the fried chicken at least any better?
>>733777675
Nope. I've been to the first ever KFC (In Corbin I think). Chicken was the same as any KFC. Found a hair in my mashed potatoes. 4/10 wouldn't recommend
>>733777770
R I P
Ever have chicken fried steak turn out to be raccoon? One of my history teachers did, driving through somewhere in bum fuck middle america. Can't remember where.
>>733777979
I haven't. I knew of a guy that liked to eat possums though. Never saw him eat it, just heard he did. I always heard that their meat was bad and not worth eating.
>>733778084
'S what I heard, too. Best of luck to ya, bud. I gotta crash now.
>>733778195
Later man
Cool Godzilla Bump
Dank Meme Bump
Bumping with ultimate badasses
Finally defeated Emerald Weapon Bump
>>733778769
Congrats anon, heard its tough
>>733778876
Yeah I read that a lot of people have more trouble with Ruby, but I had almost no problems with him. Emerald was a bitch though
>>733778960
I dont have too much experience with rpgs, but, is he one oof those assholes who heals a lot?
>>733779091
I think he may heal some (can't remember exactly) but what makes him so difficult is his enormous HP (1 million I think) and his special attack that can wipe your entire party in one hit. You have to cheese him to win.
OP. You fucking moron! The game isn't even on sale right now!
>>733779214
long fight, damn, should be possible to save between this kind of fights then.
>>733775483
>again, not gay
> steam id butthole bandit
>>733779356
I know, I'm a faggot for begging. Here's a question though, where is the web coming from in pic related?
>>733779465
not gay, seriously
>>733775483
stardewwww valley? what are you, fiiive?
>>733779511
He wanna fuck all the pixel grills in this game
>>733779511
Its like Harvest Valley. I used to play that shit all the time when I was a kid.
>>733779570
>wanting to fuck girls
What are you, a faggot?
Nostalgia Bump
>>733779622
Why you still protect it ... This thread is the proof OP 100% gay
>>733779508
So what now OP, no game, what can yo tell us about you?
>>733779957
I'm 34, my girlfriend is a waifu pillow but today I discovered I'm gay.
Got no money so I need to ask for games on 4ching.
>>733779957
I enjoy drinking heavily and playing video games. Had a fiancee, found out she liked to fuck dudes on the side while I was at work, kicked her ass out, and now I jack off a lot. Other than that, not much.
>>733780140
this works too
>>733780140
Wow so close gz anon
>>733780181
How old are you OP
>>733780349
Just turned 28
hey op! whats your steam? <3
>>733780394
http://steamcommunity.com/id/the_butthole_bandit/
Ok I'll send you a gift
hold on one sec guys, lemme do this
done! have fun anon
>>733780746
Not OP, What is it dude?
>>733780746
HOLY SHIT. Thanks so much man. Here's proof
>>733780860
2 generous anons gifted it to me, holy shit. I declined the second one. You guys are all cool in my book
>>733780860
Seeing this kind of thing makes me feel all fuzzy inside.
>>733781013
oh kek thanks for declining
maybe next time!
So satisfying, great people here
>>733781013
Thanks everyone for putting up with my begging. I promise to "pay it forward" or whatever whenever I get another job.
>>733781102
Shit man, thanks a ton anyways. Yeah, I'm not trying to rip anyone off. That shit ain't cool. Maybe you can refund it, or gift it to another poorfag. Thanks again
>>733779091
He deals a fuckton of damage based on how much materia (magic shit) you have equipped.
And seeing how you have to have a certain kind of materia to keep from dying while you fight him underwater, yeah it's a bit of a bitch
I wanted to gift too :(
can gift me hacknet if u want : 3
>>733781502
only 2 fiddy
>>733781268
Losing a fight in an RPG makes me angrier than any other kind of game