Waifu claiming thread
Previously on waifu: >>733765910
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
voices get out of my head
Still here
>>733775048 (Hanako)
>always so close, yet so far
Oh, that's nice, where are you now~?
Yup, making myself some yummy usual, and stressing out because I have to show my project before the teacher~
How about you, any plans for the night~?
>>733775198
Congratulaaaations
BUKKAK
Claiming again
What's everyone up to?
>>733775313
what ok
>>733775328
hi
being lonely :c
>>733775137
Thanks for the thread, Hanako!
>>733774578
I'm not a perv! I'm a nurse!
How am I suppose to examine those for lumps!
Plus you're the pervert! Just look at that image! It's so lewd ~
>>733774443
How are you? I hope that your fine~
Why thank you, Firekeeper's hair is nice too~
>>733775048
Y-you can be as rough as you want with them if you like~
>
>>733775384
https://youtu.be/wDajqW561KM
>>733775262
too late for me now maybe another day
enjoy your drink
Hello Everyone
>juvia claimed
>>733774715 anon
Wish i could tell you
>>733774933 fire keeper
>dubs
I am well. How are you?
>perv
>>733775048 hanako
Shut up i hate you so much!
No you don't need it cause i mean exactly what i say! I hate you!
>no you stupid pervert keep your hands off
>shut up i am not a tsundere you stupid pervert i hate you!
Indeed there are
>i am not You're the stupid pervert!
>>733775061 urabe
Yeah well i suck right now so he'll do
Nighty night urabe
>b-boobies
>hug
>>733775419
Whatever you say
Perv~
You're the one always posting lewds!
>>733774933 Firekeeper
lots of just sitting around with alittle bit of LoL and overwatch mixed in
>>733775507
what do i win
>>733775419
Eh, I'm pretty good, sleepy tho~
And how how are you tonight? I also hope you're great~
Thank you!~
>w-wew, nice.. Gloves...~
>>733775549
Still sleepy. How was your day so far?
>a-am not, I was complimenting the hair!~
>>733775568
Damn you're lazy~
>>733775384
Why are you lonely?
>>733775419
Thanks for the fap material :^)
>>733775573
Since you got first post, you win harrasment
Y o u c a n n e v e r l e a v e .
>>733775780
Lol jk
>>733775729
ive been super tired and didnt really wanna do anything ;-;
>>733775756
because i always am
>>733775780
Ok
>>733775539
Going to bed?
>>733775309
I'm in Archdragon peak now, but before that i made it through the Dark Firelink Shrine~
Well hopefully the yummy breakfast will calm your nerves a bit~ So i take it you finished it then~?
Just the usual, though i might go to bed a little earlier tonight since i have work tomorrow~
>>733775419
Well, maybe i'll squeeze a little harder~
> Squeeze squeeze!~
>>733775549
I can tell~
No, it's because i can translate in my head now!~
> Aright i'll just keep looking at them....very closely~
> Heavy on the tsun, a little light on the dere~
> I am, but so are you and you know it~
>>733775756
Kek, didn't even know I had a pic like that
Meant to use this one
>>733775048
I fucking hope so..
>>733775328
Playing some OW
>>733775756
>dog filter
Tohka confirmed thot
>>733775729
I'm a bit sleepy, but happy that I'm on vacation from classes. Otherwise I'm just dandy~
>>733775925
Can I slap one of those toasty buns~?
>moans from the squeeze
>>733775549
I'm not a perv! You're a mega perv!
I almost never post lewds!
>>733775905
I am
good night nyquil snugs
>>733775865
good nigh elfpire
>>733776027
What's OW like? I've never played it
>>733776157
It's TF2 but better, more MOBA-like and better diverse
>>733776027
on console or pc?
>>733776117
night earlover
>>733776076
Hue, I honestly didn't know I had a pic like that on my phone, donna why it's there as it's not me or anyone I know
Dog filters are cancer anyways
>>733776259
Console
>>733776117
Night
>>733776398
gross
>>733775729
It's been good. Coming to an end as it's almost time for bed. Still haven't gotten my schedule changed so that's annoying but soon hopefully
>her hair is up on her head not on her chest
>pervert
>>733775925
Shut up I'm serious i hate you!
Translate this, i hate you, you stupid pervert i wish i never met you! I'd be a lot better off!
>stupid pervert
>shut up I'm not a tsundere let alone your tsundere!
>i am not you stupid pervert, you're the one posting those beautiful lewds...
>>733776076
I'm not a pervert! You're the pervert!
>>733776243
Might try it some time if it pops up at a free to play weekend or something, not gonna buy it until I've tried it, kinda want to get halo wars 2 as well so idk if I can afford more than one game atm
>>733776334
it's your future gf
>>733776588
OW is having a free to play weekend right now actually
>>733776503
You're gross
>>733776588
Halo wars is meh
>>733775754
>>733775756
>>733775757
>>733776699
>dublets
the opinions of peasants are irrelevant
>>733775865
Awww, that sucks ;-;
Hope you'll come back to normal soon
>>733775925
Ohohoh... You're in for quite a bit of fun times~
Dark Firelink Shrine~? But isn't it too much for little boys like you? Maybe you should just stick to the normal Firelink~? ;p
I also hope so, but as always: nothing some quality tea couldn't fix~
Well...... Kinda.. It doesn't work properly, so I'm hoping for the best now..
Work? Now that's something unusual~ Hope you'll have a great day tomorrow, as well as lots of fun in work~
>>733776076
You're a lucky one, I still got 1 month left... But I'm glad you're enjoying yourself~
Any plans for the vacations~?
>>733776529
Ah, well then, have a good night~
And that sucks. But yeah, hopefully soon you'll get it all set up~
>I k-know, it's still nice..
>The hair, I mean!~
>>733776027
So nobody from your clan wants to help?
>>733776076
Butt of course, go right ahead~
>
> Squeeze~
>>733776529
Oh no, i totally believe you~
> I like you, you pervert i'm so glad i met you! I don't know where i'd be be if i hadn't!
Like that~?
> Closer....~
> ....you really WANT to be my tsundere don't you~?
> And you're the one drooling over said beautiful lewds~
>>733776638
As if I could get a gf when all I do is fap to hentai 4 times a day and browse 4chinz
>>733776699
I liked the first one and I want to know how the story progress, getting tired of halo 5 and it's bullshit req packs but I want moar halo
>>733776863
No u
>>733776896
My clan is dead content
Wew I am drunk now boys
>>733776668
On what platform? I play on peasantbox one
>Tohka
>>733776930
got any plans for tomorrow?
>>733777032
pc, ps4, and xbox one are all having free weekend
>>733777120
Neat, I'll give it a try after I'm done raiding on ark
>>733776896
So crispy~
Its like they're beckoning for a hotdog to fill them out~
>slap
>
>>733776872
Aw that sucks... Anything I can do to make that month better~? I hope you'll enjoy yourself too of course~
Not really just gonna chill at home ~
>>733776529
It takes one to know one!
Now, I need to check Juvia for lumps~
>>733776872
It's not bed time yet just soon
Yeah me too. Then i can be here longer
>sure you do
>perv
>>733776896
Stupid pervert!
Wrong! You're wrong, it means i hate you and i regret meeting you everyday! You're a stupid pervert and i hate you!
>get away you perv!
>i don't! I hate you and your stupid little comments
>I am not drooling over them, even if they are sexy black panties with subtle hand prints
>>733777120
Just hanging out. I'm pretty boring
>>733776872
Oh trust me, i've had quite the taste of those fun times... Before i quit the game for the night, i ran into my good buddy Wyvern #2! Ahh i remember the wonderful time i had with the first one~
Pfft with my skills it was just a walk in the park!~ ;p
Let the tea flow through you and relax your mind~
I see...well you gave it your best shot so hopfully it will count for something..
(Un)fortunately it's just for tomorrow though, but hey it's something~ Thanks i'll try, it should be an easy day after all~
> Swimsuit Firekeeper is my favorite~
>>733777351
hang me yuuki
>>733776872
hopefully i'll get 8 hours of sleep tonight, thats all i need to get back to normal, just been waking up after only 4-5 hours the last few days
>>733777216
well it doesnt actually start for another like 10 hours, but it'll be free til monday night after that
>>733777351
hello again yuuki
>>733777356
family not gonna take you out to dinner or anything?
Claiming best girl.
Morning /waifu/
>>733777351
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>733777285
>>No over sexualized content
>>733777457
Probably not. They know I'm kind of hermitey
>>733777560
morning saya
>>733777457
Well there's still another 7 hours or so until I'm home anyway, so I'll have time for some raiding before it starts
Also I'm off school on Monday so I'll have loads of time to play
>>733777655
Hai Shinobu. How's you?
>>733777647
my family knows im a hermit but they still make me go out on my birthday -.-
>>733777560
do you wish was a jew
>>733776925
Ah i see...maybe it's time to find a new one.
>>733777285
Thank you~
Hehe weeeell i dunno about that~
> Squishes the buns~
>>733777301
*wink*~
I dunno, my translator is pretty accurate you know~
> Rub rub~
> as expected from my cute little tsundere~
> You're making a puddle with all that drool~
>>733777351
Heya Yuuki!
>>733777784
kinda tired, will probly sleep soon, you?
>>733777826
Well I am out right now actually. About to watch Shawn of the dead
>>733777414
no
>>733777457
am back, playing RL so slow replies
>>733777588
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>733777930
YO!
>>733777955
oh? where'd you go?
>>733777970
getting salty before bed?
>>733777970
why tho
>>733777970
So how's RL going tonight?
>>733778139
Im at a friends
>>733778139
Not tonight, we're doing well (though I've only gone up 1 rank lol)
>>733778214
See above, so far so good
>>733777930
I guess so.. the leader said there were two members whos good and carries the clan who wanted a flawless run..
>>733777970
WUZ GUD NIGGA??
Alrighty everyone, gotta go for now. Take care!
>>733777285
W-well... The pics you post are quite nice actually..~
That's also a great way to spend them, chilling is great~
Until later, take care~
>>733777301
Well, it's school time for me anyway, so take that 'goodnight' in advence~
And that would be really cool~
Goodnight, sleep tight and have a nice day!~
>am not!
>>733777396
Hahaha, don't worry, there's still plenty of fun left there~
Oh, but of course, who would ever doubt that~ ;p
It reaaaly does~
Well, more like in less than an hour, I'm presenting it today..
I really hope so~
>I know honey~
Take care Hanako, wish me luck today, I'm gonna need it~
>>733777457
Damn, that's harsh.. Hope you'll sleep better tonight!
Until later!~
>>733777836
No. Do you wish you was a jew?
>>733777936
Tired. Only slept 3h.
>>733778225
ah, well its midnight, so happy birthday
>>733778270
oh nice
>>733778374
bye firekeeper
>>733778376
i know that feel, its a shitty feel
>>733778376
idk do i?
>>733778357
Playing my dosage of Salt League before bed
>>733778480
Although now I'm back where I started tonight. I rank down but not up :thinking:
>>733778480
Fuck how about that. Happy birthday me.
>>733778516
Idunno why I still have that game installed tbh
>>733778270
Good to hear, hopefully it'll stay that way for the rest of the night~
>>733778357
Hmmm you could try finding them and see if they're up for it before you quit.
>>733778374
Oh boy, i can;t wait~
The map has truly helped shape me into the excellent player i am today~ ;p
Glad to hear it~
Well, good luck!
Thanks~
> It was very sweet for you to post it for me~
Thanks, have a good day Firekeeper, and i hope you do well today~
>>733778516
rip, gotta git gud to go up them ranks
>>733778554
you survived another year \o/
>>733778554
Happy birthday Tomoko.
>>733778480
Yea. Will probably clean up the place a bit and then take a nap.
>>733778487
I don't know. Only you can know it.
>>733778695
It's just a matter of finding the right time
Sure I COULD technically message the leader, she's always willing to help out if I want a raid so she'll try bugging some people to get on and all that jazz but I wish they were just on and invite me y'know?
>>733778705
>>733778778
Yeah. Go me
I'm going to bed now. See you tomorrow then
Nighty night everyone
>>733777285
Shut up you pervert!
No you pervert!
>>733777351
Hello Yuuki
>>733777930
It is not! It's always off youstupid pervert!
>get away you stupid pervert!
>i am not your tsundere i hate you!
> i am not! Stupid pervert!
>those beautiful breasts~
>>733778374
Alright well it's bed time now so nighty night
Indeed it would be
You too
>are too!
>>733778787
but i don't know either
>>733778880
Happy birthday tomo <3
>juvia
alright im gonna go to bed, night everyone
>>733778880
>snugs
>>733778624
Then uninstall it my dude
>>733778695
So far so good, we're like 5-2 on the night!
>>733778705
I'M TRYING
>>733778883
How's it going Juvia?
>>733778950
Yeah thanks and all that stuff. >>733779010
Snugs nigh and all hat
>>733779010
Good night
>>733779031
Eh I guess, it is somewhat fun to play with ya'll but ya don't invite me anymore and I ain't good
>OP can't even stick to the rules he posted himself.
This is why the good posters left and this is all what's left.
>>733779087
Fuck it.
Happy birthday.
>>733778796
Yeah i get what you mean, it'd be a lot simpler that way.
>>733778880
On your way to becoming an old man like the rest of us.
>>733778883
Maybe a little, but never by much~
> Rub~ You like it~
> Well you sure are trying hard enough to be~
> You could fill a whole bucket with it~
> I knew you'd like them~
Goodnight Juvia, sleep well.
>>733779010
Goodnight Shino.
>>733779031
Nice, keep it up!
>>733779177
Thank you Rory. I guess I got to save it on my phone>>733779258
I can't even buy beer.
>>733779120
I'm on PC, i thought you couldn't play it anyway?
>>733779258
Damn, division down. Gold 3 division 3. How's your night?
>>733779258
Another downside is they fuck around too much, always giggling and sending eachother shit on snapchat mid-raid, they don't like people uber serious which I can get.. but I really wish they would be semi-serious to where they'd like to get the raid done in one go..
>>733779423
I run LoL fine, I just suck and nobody invites, it's one of the only games I could actually play with the guys in discord
>>733779776
But i thought you had the game on your ps4?
>>733779298
Just one more year.
>>733779423
That's a bummer..
It's alright, about to play some more DS3.
>>733779776
What is the clan filled with teenage girls? I can understand wanting playing casually but if you're going to raid they should take it somewhat seriously.
>>733780104
Yeah. That will be neat
>>733779868
You're thinking of Rocket League, but that is under my friend's account but since his PSN Plus expiered, I cannot play it. LoL is not on Ps4, Smite is
>>733780104
>>733780104
The clan leader acts like one even tho shes like 40
Yeah I can get pretty serious for Destiny..
>>733777930
Much obliged~
Yoko in this pic is begging to be bred~
>
>>733778883
Goodnight you perv~
>>733778374
I'll post them whenever you want, if you desire~
Chillin' like a villain
>>733780104
Ended the night on a heartbreaker of a loss, ended at gold 1 division 3
dude erp lmao
>>733780223
Yup, plus you won't have to hide it anymore.
>>733780294
Eh i guess that's kinda good, young at heart and all that.
Haha i've noticed~ Sucks that it's hard to find people as serious about it as you though..
>>733780355
>dubs
O-oh my, i-i can see that~
> rub rub~
>>733780615
Well damn that sucks... But at least you had a good first half right?
>>733781227
LFG do have people that list "MUST KNOW WHAT TO DO" but Im sure they're just scrubs wanting to be carried
>>733781227
Yeah, I mean, we did all, but we just lost the crucial games :/
>>733781297
we did fine*
>>733781227
Yeah. Maybe move out too.
>>733781227
Hehe~
That's all the lewd I'm gonna post tonight, hun.
>>733781293
There's probably a handful of them like that, but i'm sure some of them are like you that just want to get down to business.
>>733781297
:/ ahh so those were the real important one...
There;s always tomorrow though!
>>733781518
Well as long as you can find a job and save up, that;s plenty of time.
>>733781805
Hehe alright, thanks for all the lewds tonight, they were great~
>>733782000
>checked
Exactly! And now I'm writing an email to a guy about possibly working for him..
>>733782000
Yeah maybe I'll give them ago soon.
>>733782000
You can have this last one because of those trips though~
And thank you~
>>733782000
YEah
Hey hey~
>>733782374
That's good, the job hunt continues!
>>733782480
Worth a shot.
>>733782554
Wew thanks~
Anytime~
>>733782907
So what are you drinking?
>>733783081
I'm drinking jack Daniels
>>733783081
Indeed, the hunt always goes.
Have a good night everyone!
>>733783081
Not today, now it's runescape time
>>733783173
Having your favorite on your birthday, good.
>>733783278
Goodnight Yuuki,
>>733783296
So what are you doing now that you're an expert chef~?
>>733783464
Grinding out some other skills for tasks or quests
>>733783464
Yeah. Watching Shawn of the dead too
>>733783081
So what are ya up to?
>>733783533
> dubs
Cool, anything in particular you're focusing on?
>>733783549
Nice, i love that movie.
>>733783840
Playing more Dark souls 3.
what about you?
>>733784012
Yeah it just ended and I want snugs or something I don't know.
>>733784012
Lying in bed almost completely naked
>>733782993
>>733784154
Send pics my friend
>>733784205
How's you?
>>733784132
Knowing you it probably is snugs~ Or headpats.
>>733784154
Sounds nice and comfy.
>>733784429
Alive, you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnC-cpUCdns
Goodnight thread.
>>733784426
Kay but you can't see anything since it's 4:45 AM and I have my lights off
>>733784496
It'd be comfier if I was cuddling with you though~
>>733784496
Yeah that sounds really nice. >>733784628
Turn on your flash silly
>>733784012
Mining, and now I'm doing what's called "Barrows Brothers"
>>733784750
Why do you want to see me half-naked anyway...
>>733784182
>Finally get curious about Saya's story
>Google it
>Written by Urubutcher
>Says is labelled as an antagonist
Color me intrigued
>>733784628
You have a point~
>>733784750
It does.
>>733784756
Is it better than cooking?
>>733784896
It's PvE activity, I have a chance of making mucho grande money~
>>733784550
Meh. Tired. Flu never ends. Kinda bored. Watching youtube and drawing.
>>733784840
>antagonist
Why would they say that about her? She's a nice girl.
>>733784840
Did you buy your waifu at the dollar store?
>>733784964
>Written by Urubutcher
I take it's something I can't take at face value
Gonna have to play through it
>>733784896
I bet your hair is really soft~
>>733785004
What is that book and where can I buy it?
>>733785046
Get a better waifu
>>733784822
I don't know tbh just why not really. >>733784896
Too bad it won't happen
>>733785086
Get a waifu
>>733784930
Ahh i see, nice go make that cash monies~
>>733785052
Maybe~ and i bet you're rather warm~
>>733785137
One day it will.
>>733785137
It's not like I'm a cute hikkiko like Tomoko
Pfft... I wish...
>>733785209
Maybe I'll do more than cuddle you~
>>733785046
It's a great VN. My favourite. Kinda short though.
>>733785209
Haha you're pretty funny. >>733785264>>733785264
Yeah she is adorable.
>>733785209
Ye buddy, I made 1mil on my very 2nd trip~
>>733785264
Oh, such as~?
>>733785405
Have hope.
>>733785420
Niiiiice~
>>733785657
Yeah yeah yeah
>>733785657
At first I was worried it might be hard with the running and swarm of enemies and puzzles but turns out it's ezpz and fun
>>733785727
Hey, you've already got head pats before, so you know it's possible~
>>733785921
All the better! So you just gonna do that for a while before bed?
>>733786350
Did like 4 trips, Ima shower and maybe play Destiny for a bit before bed
Going to bed now. Goodnight everyone!
>>733786520
Alright, enjoy the rest of your night~
Goodnight cutie~
>>733785727
Goodnight Tomoko.
>>733786350
I guess. That was a long time ago
Avatarfags get out of my thread
>>733786763
Voices get out of my head
>>733786750
Good night cutie~
>>733786820
Spiders get out of my bed
>>733786884
Niggers get out of my shed
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