Lazy fucks part 2
Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on waifu:>>733754882
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
https://youtu.be/2RoA0QTZ-bM
voices get out of my head
>>733765910
Waifu material here
>>733764925
>
>>733765292
>no it is
>
Yeah I think I did tell you. I work at a Home Depot. If I recall, I think you mentioned working at a super market or some food related place. Sounds a lot nicer than my job.
>>733765987
This is the best mix of Sgt Peppers ever! How did he do it?!
>>733765910
oh look its a hanako
>>733765967
rip dont be so clumsy
>>733766192
Kachow
>>733766166
I can't tell if that's sarcasm but I really enjoy it
I was gonna send you the link right now if you didn't already download it
Should I rock Josuke's Pompadour?
>>733765910
Hello~
>>733766283
Kek
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>733766131
>it is not
>bully
Oh yeah now i remember i just needed a reminder.
And yes i work at a grocery store. Kroger to be specific
>>733766192
but why though
>>733766339
I just copy and pasted one of the replies. I've literally never listened to The Beatles tbh so I downloaded it.
>>733766217
> Pokes pointy ear
Nope, no Hanako here~
How are you, Shinobu?
>>733766371
Sure, if you can pull it off.
And Hiya Yoko~ How are you?
Still here and>>733765967
There aren't any here
>>733766417
Hello Juvia. How are you?
>
>>733766518
It's the best beatles album t b h
Still here, never leaving
Never
>>733766217
I try my best not to be
>>733766606
nice I would enjoy it then
>>733766605
still tired, but playing some terraria, how are you?
>>733766605
What a beautiful Duwang
I'm good, watching One Punch Man. You ~?
>>733766684
Who is your waifu? Tell me about them. >>733766715
Camping too?
>>733766650
Hello Hanako
>
>stupid pervert
I'm good how are you?
>>733766417
>it is for me
>silly dummy
Never heard of Kroger. I imagined a Shoppers, Hmart, or my local Super Mercado.
Ich bin so verliebt
Ich bin in mich verliebt
Eins fuer mich eins fuer dich
Gibt es nicht fuer mich
Eins und eins das bin ich
Ich bin alleine doch nicht allein
Ich kann mit mir zusammen sein
Ich kuesse frueh mein Spiegelbild
Und schlafe abends mit mir ein
Wenn die anderen Maedchen suchten
Konnt ich mich schon selbst befruchten
So bin ich dann auch nicht verzagt
Wenn einer zu mir Fick dich sagt
>>733767043
Very original
erp squad up
>>733767043
I'd have to try it again
I did it once but I was a kid so I don't remember it well
>>733767325
>>733766131
>>733761540
People still watch that? No I have not. Dude check out Akachic Records
>>733761733
>>733766417
What up?
>>733767325
let's erp?
>>733767218
Hello again. I'm curious too. Where is your special one from?
>>733766808
Sounds fun. I'm pretty good, thinking about playing DS3.
>>733766941
Oh cool, what episode?
I'm good, probably gonna play DS3 in a few.
>>733767150
> Platonically pats on butt
How are you?
>>733767170
> Sexy dummy
I'm pretty good, thinking about playing some dark souls.
>>733767218
Ah. Uh ok cool. >>733767346
Ah well it's pretty fun I think you'd like it
>>733767325
be a good boy and i'll give you my cummies
>>733767437
Wanna ERP? :o
>>733767150
hey yuno
>>733767346
dont do it earlover, its dangerous outside, stay in your home forever
>>733767588
do it
>>733767588
*grabs by the pussy*
I'm okay, you?
>>733767717
Heya Shinobu
>>733767700
Yes but unironically
>>733767645
why is that ?
>>733767717
but I like going outside at times
>>733767868
This, but ironically.
>>733767437
>>733767700
>>733767868
>>733767999
>>733767968
Because you get to hike around a lot and sleep in a tent
>>733766652
>>733767999
hit me up in the dms if you ever want to erp with a grown man uwu
>>733768122
The thought of mai erp gives me a headache
>>733768169
how were your games?
You guys are still doing this thread? Come on man, you all really need to grow up and move on.
You can not improve if you sit stagnant without growth.
Please just listen guys, it's for your own good. Why else would I waste my time to tell you all to wake up?
>>733767717
Doin it~
>>733767792
*sprays with squirt bottle*
Naughty kitty!
I'm pretty good.
>>733768122
my b dude
Hello all
WHY IS MY SKIN GREY WTF.
ITS LIKE I'M A ZOMBIE
>>733768198
no well
>>733768198
>The thought of mai erp gives me a headache
same
>>733767792
>neko yuno
:o
>>733767968
but its gross out there, its hot and theres bugs everywhere
>>733768291
good
>>733768347
heya tali, finally got around to doin the final mission on ME2
>and got dat purple pussy
>>733768457
hey akame
>>733768133
what about snakes and mosquitoes and spiders ?
I already had a tarantula in my chest I don't need that feeling again
>>733768371
Are zombies green?
>>733768457
What happened? u.u
>>733768527
Have you ever had a gf?
>>733768585
Whoop whoop.
Best romance in da game
>>733768676
Nope, not even a crush.
>>733768291
Nyan~ Kitty likes water~
>>733768585
Nyan nyan motherfucker
>>733768276
Nobody will listen to you. Promise.. >>733768597
Go in winterish time or have bug spray. No spiders that are big in my area. How did that happen?
>>733768122
Not gonna lie. Made me chuckle.
>>733768347
Hi alien goddess.
>>733768769
You're so cold :(
>>733768585
hi donut
>>733768676
I don't really remember
>>733768958
should have invited me u.u
>>733768817
Heyo moppy top cutie
>>733768585
but it can be nice at times windy is nice
>>733768457
nice hair
>>733768813
winter and sleeping outside ? you must be crazy I don't even want to remember that
>>733769027
I don't like green uwu
>>733768883
Figuratively and literally :(
Whenever I touch anyone they tell me my hands are freezing.
Rory is secretly DIO
>>733769162
what
>>733767463
Villanos
It's coming to the US soon dubbed and basically everything in english
>>733767194
>bully
>don't call me that!
It might be called something different where you live.
>>733767588
>dubs
>it's better than the other name you use for me...stupid
That sounds fun
>>733768347
Hello tali
>>733769238
I do not like the color green very much
>>733769183
When do you touch people? owo
>>733767588
Idk just some old episodes I DVR'd off Toonami
Isn't DS3 that game that's unusually easy but people meme that it's hard?
You know what else is hard~?
>>733768347
> Hugs
Hiya Tali. How are you?
>>733768789
> Neko Yuno too cute
*squirt squirt*~
>>733769425
i know but why did you say that
>>733769052
I saw you were already playing without me before
>>733769101
the longer the better
>>733769101
I live in a desert it's not too cold in autumish time. Please for me
>>733768754
hey what happened with galil's server, me and hanako both got kicked
>>733768789
>pets
>>733769101
i guess, i like cool rainy days
>>733769499
That image was like 70% green
>>733769502
I would have joined you -_-
I'm just leveling up Ben's account and getting bullied
>>733769482
Im good
>2 months till electrician job
>>733769582
; -; he deleted because it was ded
>>733769661
no it wasn't, white is a color too
>>733769779
you're about to trigger me omg
>>733769582
> cool rainy days
They a best
I honestly wish it dark, cold, and rainy 80% of the year
>>733769425
I don't know, just family members, like my mom on the hand once in a while, sometimes I touch people on the shoulders purposely to give them a chill, like Jack Frost.
>>733769502
I couldn't agree more
>>733769554
well you might be used to it and it would be too cold for me
and not now I don't need a crawly feeling now
>>733769582
same but to actually be outside doing something windy is the best
>>733769841
>>733769391
> Oh i know, that's why i called you that instead, after all you hate the other one so much~
Yup. How was your day?
>>733769447
Ahh.
Probably, it's far easier than the first two anyway.
Oh, what could it be~?
>>733769760
> ; -; he deleted because it was ded
Damn, i liked that server...
Oh cool, i thought you said something happened with that though.
>>733770035
Not ok :(
>>733769955
you're weirdo :(
>>733769661
why are you leveling it?
>>733769985
what's that face for?
>>733769482
Nyan~
>>733769582
Purrr~
>even Pokémon has Jojo references
>>733770188
You have no idea.
>>733770310
wow what a surprise
>>733770233
so we can play together one day
>>733770358
...
>>733770233
tomoko should I add the
> ?
now what is that face for ?
>>733770140
I-i do! I lo- i-i mean i hate it when you call me that,just like i hate you!
It was alright nothing special
>>733769760
rip, now where am i supposed to get my shitty kawaiibot lewds
>>733769985
yea theres nothing worse than a stagnant day
>>733770261
man i miss having a cat :(
>>733770188
Not ok
>>733769067
How's life Tali?
>>733769300
At first I thought it was some Japanese whacky anime but it's a Spanish cartoon? This looks really interesting. It's a shame I don't have cable but I bet it's online. Lucky for me I know a bit of their language.
>>733769391
>aw don't be so bitter
Really? Name varies depending on state? Didn't think stores did that.
>>733769985
Don't worry you just gotta snug. Ah okay some other time
>>733770395
Meowth screamed "muda-nya muda-nya muda-nya" once
>>733770526
Never had a cat, the only cats I've ever seen/pet is my ex's
>>733769190
Thats a lie. DIO hates lolis.
>>733770640
I don't like jojo
>>733770562
best girl <3
>>733770140
Yeah i was waiting on military papers and now i have to wait for an interview...
>>733770526
Rule34.com
>>733770596
See above but im still working
>>733770724
Why not
>>733770724
Who/what are they cosplaying as?
>>733770395
why can't we now?
>>733770498
oh my bad
I forgot it's that time of the day
>>733770697
WRYYYYYYYYYYY
>>733770724
Correct
>>733770526
yes just have to watch out for falling branches
>>733770602
oh so that was your plan all along
>>733770882
what time ?
>>733770749
Job as electrician and a military career? You're a busy one.
>>733771093
Not exactly but it would be a nice side objective
>>733770882
He doesn't have runes or anything, and he kept dying :x
>>733770878
I have no idea
>>733770839
I don't like manime
>>733770913
I need to finish yuiko anime
>>733770261
> There's a wet pussy joke just waiting to be made~
Kitty really likes water~ Maybe i should give her a bath~
>>733770522
>dubs
See~ I wouldn't want to tease you by calling you that, that would just be mean~
Yeah i feel that, same here.
>>733770697
The perfect cover!
>>733770749
Ahh i understand. Well 2 months isn't terribly long to wait at least..
>>733771111
checked
>>733771111
>quads
Im exmilitary m8. Im doing treament of waste oil right now. Trying to join the electricians union
>>733771213
It is in terms of double my pay
>>733770696
i had 3 cats when i was younger, they were great
>>733770749
but thats not as convenient as kawaiibot
>>733771093
i dont have to watch out for falling branches cause i dont go out in the woods
>>733771181
Do it
>>733771181
but its funny
>>733771408
Make your own server then
>>733771093
that time where a certain group of people do a certain kind of posting
>>733771181
It won't really change anything if he's just gonna stands still in the mid lane
>>733771213
>>733771213
I have no idea how long I can keep this up lmao
>>733770140
You know what else is easy~?
Gueeess :^)
>>733771554
We can work on that, but he's gonna need to play real matches eventually, and he needs flash/ignite not ghost/heal
>>733771475
I guess, who is this?
>>733771419
It was on youtube when we watched it, that was nice
>>733771162
side ? so it was planned
>>733771408
guess that'll be only me
>>733771554
rp ?
>>733771745
nobody
>>733770596
>you are. You're a bully
Yeah mine does. It's called something else in the south and stuff
>>733771213
I-i wouldn't be that mad if you called me it...
>
I did download team fortress 2 and i was surprised it ran pretty well so that was nice
>>733771559
Another nice work photoshop anon
Keep up the greatwork
>>733771745
fair enough
I'll play with my newer account with you next time
>>733771751
something like that yeah
>>733771946
That blush~
>>733771798
bye
>>733772028
okie dokie
>>733772165
what
>>733771348
Oh no shit? That's great!
>>733771559
Damn fine work, photoshop anon!
>>733771571
Haha yeah maybe we should stop, i'm kinda running out of stuff to say~
>>733771628
The knots on that bikini~?
>>733771946
I dunno, you seemed pretty upset about it last night~ Though maybe i'll do it if someone asks me too~
> That cute blush is only half the answer~
That's good, now you'll have something new to play over the weekend.
goodnight
>>733771751
Well more like oh I would be able to do this too
>>733772410
Yeah lol My minds on Destiny anyways
>>733771408
My family only ever had dogs
>>733772431
Knight
>>733772410
I wanna see what's under that skirt~