That is one weird stick figure. evening /b/, what's everybody

>>733760149
I'll bet your dad drinks to forget that his son is an embarrassment to his family and will single-handedly wipe out his bloodline.

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>>733760500
it IS one of those listless nites, unsure of the future and bereft with uncertainty.
But I love my dad, and he loves me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEspxEte8S8

You look like a guy I used to room with but like 50 lbs heavier and like 25% more of an edgelord.

>>733760650
Can i lick your asshole?
I'm a girl btw.

Water dude. Underage.

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>>733760698
I guess that's bad, I dunno. Was he also memorable for being a prick?
>>733760799
Sorry, I'm taken~ also, prove you're a girl or be prepared to be designated 50 varieties of water twat.

>>733760149
oh boy here we go


how many times do you have to be called an ugly retard before you get a fucking clue

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>>733760149
>>733760650
>>733761035
ugh you again. kys

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>>733760944
Good on ya for playing by the rules!
>>733761085
I don't get that one, this is a first~
>>733761145
Aha, the biggest fan is here.

>>733761035
Lose some weight you fat fuck.

>>733760149
You should drink less. Its really bad for you, plus like why? Is it that enjoyable to just drink and then pass out?

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>>733761035
Sup op vodka and Pepsi what about you famalam

>>733761145
Youre doing gods work son! Keep it up. That caption is hillarious lmao

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Willett steel pot reserve

>>733761255
You know im underage but ive had alcohol before and ive been drunk and my family has a history with enjoying alcohol in its many forms. Why do you like it so much? I enjoy the history behind it and the creation process

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>>733761255
>>733761035
>Sorry, I'm taken
yeah that's cuz ya only like babies you fat fock

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>>733761268
Yeah, sure~
>>733761369
I work all week long and dive into the depths of this place when I don't have an 8am arrival in the morning. Yeah, bad for me, but I'm not just getting drunk and staring at the wall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXYjhu4u7N4&t

>>733760149
Oh god you again. Why do you do this? Go away, you salty looking fuck.

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>>733761626
Whoa! That's a nice drink, anon! Gotta love the classics amirite? Jk, you have shit taste. Kys. Gotta diddle the kids tho~
>>733761647
You're underage and you like alcohol? Come to my house! It has free candy

>>733761957
Eh you seem fake im not coming over

>>733761411
ew wtf

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>>733761411
the 'ol standby! Steel Reserve, served in my noble mug~
>>733761626
wow, I don't know what that is, but it's a handsome picture you shoot, friend. Cheers!

>>733762063
It's a great bourbon. Puts makers to shame

Nickel!!!
Deep throat a ham sandwich on cam, I'll buy you a bottle of your choice

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>>733761833
Why do you keep coming back, then?
>>733762134
Even Maker's Mark? daaamn.. what about Johnny Walker Blue, might be the best I've had so far.

take a pic with you holding one of those crutches as an assault rifle

>>733761957
> "Jk, you have shit taste. Kys. Gotta diddle the kids tho~"
lold so fucking hard

>>733762347
Blue is a bit of a meme. It tastes great no doubt, but at that price it's not worth it for a blended whiskey.

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>>733762330
dammit, we're out of ham! plus, I don't do requests!
but that does sound good, I'm hankerin' a samwich.

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>>733762347

>>733762347
>>733761957
To watch you get trolled till your morale gets lowered and eventually everyone ignores you and you say goodnight even thought youre salty

>>733762535
Lol

>>733762347
Bitch don't try coming at me with some wannabe smart ass reply. Why do you keep coming back? You're fucking cringy as shit and if I can tell you to fuck off then I'll do so. Don't you fucking get that no one likes you? No one in /b/. Get out you grimy sideburn ass man toad.

>>733760149

this faggot is pure uncut autism

go make yourself a youtube channel to feed your pathetic need for attention faggot

>>733762555
Nickel as a child molestor is goona go down in 4chan history as a non forced meme i guaruntee it lmao. I go on this site all the time and alawys. ALWAYS HE CATCHES U
its fucking hillarious

>>733762347
And stop with the dumbass facial expressions. You look ridiculously retarded and punchable. Disgusting looking slob. You probably smell of rotten goat cheese and salty nipple sweat.

nickel touched me

>>733760149
Im drinking Vanilla Coke, OP. What about you?

can we get some good captioned images of this fat retard so im armed the next time he gets the autistic itch to make another one of these fag threads

i hate the thought of saving this fat idiots photos on my computer but this attention whore needs to go

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>>733762427
you feelin' punky, luck?
>>733762509
true, but my friend has the silk road selection, plus the gold bottle. Smooth, tasty stuff but yes, kind of still just whiskey taste.
>>733762557
what's with the salty? some new word the Facebook kids are throwing around?
>>733762600
WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING BACK?
>>733762753
I love it when you talk dirty~

>>733760149
I have a beautiful female and plan on fucking her brains out all night you lonely fat ugly mother fucker, I don't have the need to drown my sorrows with alcohol you major beta queer fagt, you are an embarrassing example of a male, stay drunk you fucking bum I hope you die fuck you and your threads just fucking kill yourself mother fucker make space for those who will do something with their life, you cant even acomplish your most basic purpose of procreation you are a sorry little bitch, fuck your lame threads fucking fagt kill your self

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>>733762802
well, drinkin' in a lot of praise, apparently. These haters musta had a tough day of unrequited pithy rage in their circle-jerk of a life or something, /b/-hive is really roiling in here.

>>733760149
Ahh drinking again are we? How long do we have to wait before cirrhosis of the liver takes your sad life.

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>>733763033
I dare you to spell a sentence without using the letter F~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgxfG8-sZA

>>733762848
Hey faggot look around and get the fucking hint. No one likes you. Go cry yourself to sleep and remember to not come back next time you start feeling like an attention seeking faggot. I keep coming back to call you out on your dumb bullshit and also your fucking face annoys me. You look like someone chewed up gum with their sweaty and hairy ass and spat it at some bucket of autistic jizz. Autistic walrus looking ass bitch.

>>733760149
whats the bigest dick you have ever eaten?

>>733763050
Lol usually you get some love nickel. Cant lie i always shit talk you in all your threads. I kinda feel bad you lost all your weeaboo and autist following. Youve been a staple of shit posts on this board for a long time. Maybe its time to move on?

>>733763050
They aren't "haters".... sorry to say it but no one likes you at all. Maybe try thinking about it and you'll probably understand it?

>>733763050
>These haters musta had a tough day

well either that or youve been designated the punching bag

way to go

/b/'s bitch

your father must be proud

>>733760149
Long islands were the special at the bar. Vodka and lemon juice at home.

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>>733763264
Whatcha doing here? besides, I asked what you're drinkin', now why you hate.
>>733763266
like, spotted dick? 'cuz I can eat a lot of british cuisine, lemme tell ya.
>>733763312
Oh, but what would the haters do without me?
>>733763429
I love the stories these folks insist on writing for me, whole backstories and everything!

Vodka and cranberry juice to numb away some pain

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>>733760149

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>>733763512
Aww man, that sounds refreshing in this Texas heat, both actually! How ya keeping, friend?

nothin' like a Dead Man's Party~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iypUpv9xelg
>>733763847
Anything you'd like to talk about? I mean, if it's emotional or physical.

>>733763752
Here to call you a sloppy cock sucker.

>>733763992
Ew what the fuck is that?

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>>733764057

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>>733764016
It's emotional, about girlfriend's current mental state

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>>733764021
Fair enough!

Time for more music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyQWXRJ8Lc4
Shout out to MACROSS!

i love how he hasnt established a single meaningful conversation after 56+ replies and he still feels the fucking need

GTFO OP you are, by a wide margin, the cringiest little fat nigger fuck ive had the pleasure of watching get humiliated over and over

your ass ugly mug and lack of class just leaves a bad taste in my mouth every time i scroll thru the catalog consider a guy fawkes mask for your next thread

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>>733764418
is it affecting you, her, or the both of youse? Open up, if you like, I'm a good listener.
>>733764498
You could at least try being yourself, instead of being another drop of piss in an ocean of urine.

>>733764182
Nice shades. Where'd you get them?!

>>733762063
This nigger with his faggoty glasses, fedora, and stupid tea cup is the complete epitome of a typical /b tard.

Let me guess, you're a euphoric atheist?

>>733764016
Im pretty fucking miserable and I think we had this same conversation last week. You here every thursday?

>>733764645
You wouldn't be so fucking bad if you'd at least stop posting pictures of yourself. At least stop with the dumb ass expressions.

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>>733764645
great response jackass

you are the last person to advise others to be themselves all thats gotten you is a total lack of posts that youre forced to respond to me

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>>733764805
Spirit of Halloween, 9 bucks. I do need a new pair, gotta remember in a few months.
>>733764898
I'm a working class asshole with too much time on his hands, what's your excuse?
>>733765011
hmm..
>>733765054
And be another faceless tosser without a physical point to prove? Get real~

>>733764645
I could say it is affecting both of us, but her mostly. She was diagnosed with depression about 6 weeks ago and she was doing great until tonight, where everything to her was terrible , and she said there wasn't a way I could help, no matter how much I begged and pleaded to help. We got into an arguement and her parents took her phone away because of her change of attitude (I'm guessing that). So, now the emotional fuck I am, I'm drinking to ease the pain of her suffering.

>>733765011
Fool don't ask him for advice. I'm sure shit is going bad for you but damn don't go low enough to ask this creature for advice. Start a thread and you'll have reasonable people with class to help you out.

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>>733765184
im beginning to think you really do suffer from some form of mental disorder

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>>733765080
yeah yeah, the worst part of being yourself is doing it on the reg, how dare I, doo dee doo, you could at least post some music or something.

>>733765249
its actually him talking to himself hes developed multiple personalities for situations just like this

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>>733765189
life will only get worse and drinking doesn't help!

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>>733765189
hm.. does she show any signs of wanting to fix this problem for herself and not just for the two of you? It might be life warning you that now is the time to get away before she absorbs you into that maelstrom of pain and sadness. If her parents aren't working on helping her, and only taking away her communication, perhaps this is a good time to cut and run.

Miller Lite
Just got the first thing I saw on tap.

>>733765670
Is this OP, or a friendly stranger? (not trying to act like a fag)

>>733765184
You'd be much more tolerable and "classy" as a faceless tosser. Believe me.

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>>733765249
I didnt though

>>733765481
You could at least stop posting pics of yourself.

>>733765670
Truth. Benzos are what you need.

>>733765521
I wouldn't doubt it at all. He probably puts on different glasses when he replies to himself

>>733765879
NOT OP

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>>733765846
aw man, I hope you're at a bar that allows smoking, I am CHOKIN' for a cigarette.
>>733765922
there's nothing classy about my life, believe me.
>>733766004
HAHAAAA!!! wild man!
>>733766043
yeah, I could.

>>733765795
She trys her hardest to fix the problem but she went off on me, and I couldn't get what she said out of my head "The fact that I'm so screwed up that people just want to fix me but I'm too damaged" Her mother is out of the picture (for good reason) and her step mom and father are very good parents, they just dont want her returning to what happened in the past, (raped, not by me) so thats why they take her phone away. And only time will tell if she trys to absorb me into her sadness, and if that happens, it's up to me if I want to help, or if I want to move on.

>>733766209
man you are one stupid looking guy

>>733766209
I know you're not classy. Didn't say you were and you definitely didn't have to tell me for me to know there's not one speck of class in your life.

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>>733765359
Best thing about you is how you brush off every bit of neuroticism and negativity that gets vomited onto you here. Never change.

I like you, Nickel

>>733766209
Smoking's been banned since '08 or '09 here in MI. I would love a fucking Lucky right now.

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>>733766261
well then, you know what you gotta do, cowboy. I don't mean to be obtuse, but this sounds like something you have to do on your own.. but my suggestion stands, this sounds like a hyper-mess you don't need to be drowned by.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-anabfAg06U

Y'know. You always seem so chill. (I hate the term, being an old man). Despite the cunt's who seek to degrade your reputation.You seem cool. These threads seem like a poorly disguised threads.
No matter. I homebrew potent enough to not warrant these threads.

>>733760149
What's up nickel? In drinking some Milwaukee's best, just got off of work and listening to conway twitty

>>733766612
Get past that pesky Michigan no smoking in bars laws by signing away 6 years of your life in the army and joining the Legion, its a club not a bar and you can smoke if the bartenders not a bitch,

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>>733766367
>>733766410
no surprises.
MEDIOCRE!!
>>733766445
I do what I can and will, despite what happens.>>733766447
Thanks, friend!
>>733766612
Aww heck, that sucks! And it's sucked for 7-8 years! what a crime.. will our badasses in future cinema inhale a fucking Vape?

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>>733766772
I have no idea what youre trying to say

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>>733766772
thanks, buddy!
>>733766943
I can dig it! the Mill's, I mean, I wish I knew who Conway Twitty is.. an example perhaps is in order?

>>733766445
He's not brushing it off, he's just too fucking stupid to realize anything. Maybe he's just fucked from drinking so much.

ITT: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>733766772
Fuck off, fag. We know this is OP.

>>733767129
>You seem fine (I am already old by youthful standards)
>I see many cunts that seek to degrade you and your reputation
>These threads seem like poor disguised bate sometimes
>I homebrew my own beer to handle life's various troubles.

>>733767427
Wow the best picture you've posted. Nice one, pal.

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>>733767548
KYS

this thread is such a fucking clusterfuck of anger and retardation I cant believe a thread died to give birth to this nonsense

Vanilla coke
and a cigarette

>>733767702
Suck his dick if you like him so much.

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>>733767427
Conway Twitty was a 'rock 'n' roll' artist initially then he turned country. Big deal country musician for decades with tons of albums. Conway Twitty was not his real name.

>>733767107
>will our badasses in future cinema inhale a fucking Vape?
I hope not. I like sucking robo-dong, but I'd rather cigarettes stay an icon.

>>73376700
>army
Nope.

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>>733767484
I MISS THAT GAME.
>>733767674
heh hehhh..
>>733767702
WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING BACK?
>>733767800
dammit!! aww, man, I could use a smoke..

instead, MUSIC!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHsuor8YuYQ

GOD, I'm starvin'

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I'm drinking original cola my job had an unopened box of it from a concert last night. they threw it my way not gonna say no to free soda.

>>733768098
well now you killed it.

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>>733767985
God, that cat creeped me out..

I will look up this artist a bit later, for sure!
>>733768409
what strange cola you have..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7ZfxdaTOhI

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>>733760149
What kind of shit is everyone eating tonight?

>>733768505
Don't know how i feel about it. Its made with real sugar and it has a weird aftertaste kind of like a diet soda.

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>>733767427
Check it out man, pretty laid back music.

https://youtu.be/WSyKQcDnczE

>>733765184
>working class
>time on your hands

choose one you euphoric fag knocker

>>733768670
Kek. The persistence is amazing. Happy to hear from you, log anon.

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>>733768538
>>733768830
well hot damn, Conway Twitty ain't bad at all! kinda rockin', actually, like a rockabilly country singer!
>>733768758
further experimentation is required.

>>733768830
enjoy your shit-tier mass produced urine beverage. man up and try a craft beer--you know something with real flavor.

>>733769350
Yeah it's pretty mass produced and shitty but I drink fairly often so I'd rather not spend the money that craft beer costs and nine out of ten times I don't care for the taste. Not my thing man but you do you.

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>>733769017
you mean me or the shit-folker there?
>>733769350
Lookie here, I love the crap out of Shiner, Oskar Blues, and the Stone Brew IPA, I don't wanna spend 20 bucks getting schlit-faced on it, I save' em for special occasions.
Like the Fin du Monde, only have that on New Years.

>>733769038
Have you ever been to anything like AA? I got in a little trouble with alcohol and I have to go to a class, not looking forward to it.

>>733769818
Drinking some good ol' Gin and Ginger Ale. I'd prefer a tanq n' tonic, but alas the finances will not allow.

>>733760149

why are you stil alive ?? seriously why haven't an hero already?

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>>733769818
Nah man I enjoy seeing your threads and seeing that you're still around, I was talking about the anon that posts Andy sixx constantly, his dedication is extremely impressive.

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Imagine being at a point in your life when you need to constantly get social validation by using /b/. You can't do it IRL because look at you. I guarantee women would move as far away as possible if they saw you coming. And you can't do it on Facefuck, because, look at you, anyone who's even remotely adjusted in society will see you for the sex offender you are. So, keep making your pitiful threads, I actually feel bad for you know, you fat, lonely fuck.

>>733770083
He's just a good anon enjoying a drink relax faggot.

>>733770234
Sounds a little like you're projecting yourself onto him, anon... It's okay man.

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>>733769823
I only bother strangers on /b/, when I'm drunk in real life, I take every measure to not be an asshole. No time in the drunk tank for me.
>>733770055
damn! My mom and I prefer New Amsterdam's when we hang out, but Tanqueray is pretty nice~
>>733770083
'cuz I got shit to do!

>>733769818
You're still a euphoric tool, but you may have slightly softened my heart with Oskar Blues and Stone. Shiner is just above shit-tier though. La Fin du Monde from Unibroue is god tier though. Have you tried anything else from that brewery? I HIGHLY recommend Trois Pistoles or Maudite. Pic is definitely related, these are my 4 favorite beers from them.

>>733770083
no he is an attencion whore.

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sorry, forgot pic

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good to see you again, /b/ro.
Still drinking my shit canadian whiskey

>>733768670
>>733770708
Unibroue fucking rules! La Terrible is the shit.

>>733770708
Why are you so negative about cheap beer? If you were at an event and were sharing beers would you really buy a whole 30+ of them? I don't really care what it tastes like personally, it's more about getting a buzz. Of I want to taste something good I'll drink something non alcoholic.

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Thoughts?

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>>733770197
Everyone has their needs.
Speaking of, that is a super disappointing turn-out for that display in the webm, musta been a practice footage.
>>733770234
I'm here for fun, why complicate things?

>>733771073
Shit, didn't mean that first quote. Enjoy the (You) anyway.

>>733771115
>want flavor, drink something without alcohol


Fucking highschooler detected. Get back to your Mt. Dew and let the adults enjoy a conversation. We get it, you vape.

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>>733770708
I will copy those down for the 4th of July ritual beers, they sounds excellent! Thanks for offering up a suggestion.. I like to expand my horizons.
>>733771015
KAHAAA! that ain't no crime, brother.
LET'S DRINK!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvwQmxLaknc
>>733771131
ehh, too sweet, not enough booze

>>733771345
>thinking alcohol is supposed to taste good and thinking you're a man because you enjoy the taste.
>calls someone else a highschooler
How's it feel to be insecure, anon? Are your fancy craft beers replacing some sort of void in your life?

>>733770234
You sound like a bigger faggot than anyone here

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You ever seen this shit? A chick I used to hang out with showed it to me, one of my favorites.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU IN PLANO I'M IN PLANO RIGHT NOW???

>>733760149
i'll have two number 9s

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Bump

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>>733771738
Huh? I'm insecure because I consume a product that someone put actual time and effort into instead of using the cheapest ingredients possible? Also I'm supporting a local business instead of a multinational conglomerate. See, you're still a highschooler with no palate, no sense of community, and no understanding of the world.

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>>733771165
I enjoyed it, gave me a little spark

>>733771904
When did normies start coming here?

>>733772106
Okay anon, I'm in highschool. You win.

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>>733772366

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>>733771904
I love when he goes into the Dark Knight voice when Sophie seeks him out in the deep tunnels of pain. Great flick, but I prefer Pom Poko.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz4OLOpXKCo
>>733771929
I'm in Mckinney, fool!

>>733772114
Kek
>>733772508
I'll check it out man

>>733772508
like that's far?? I'LL COME OVER THERE, FOR THE LAST TIME WHERE ARE YOU

>>733760149
Steel Reserve... and i'm not happy about it.

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>>733760149
Absolute lime took 3 limedrop shots and ending the night with this

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just finished

feelin goooood

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>>733772628
I'll see ya again, friend~
>>733772826
Here in town! you'll find me easily enough.
>>733772965
could be a fitting cap to the nite, no?

>>733771131
not bad if you like it, but for me I need a higher % of alcohol to feel anything

>>733772835
>>733773070
When I used to drink alot I remember being underage and getting my friend to get me 4 40 oz'ers of 211 and god damn was I fucking drunk

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>>733772835
why's that, buddy?
>>733773070
OHO, THAT'S SOME SWEET FUEL! Cheers!!

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Sea hag!

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Not drinking but I'm going does that count?

>>733772115
bout 2011 was the downfall

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>>733773403
I'm toking not going. Dumb phone

>>733772965
>>733773174
Awww yee about to sleep good
Till next time /b/rother

>>733773331
The Man, The myth. The legend. How are you budy, Kieths here, craddling over the loss of my senators

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>>733773345
GYA HARGH! KILL THAT BITCH!
>>733773403
>>733773473
yeah sure, that's cool!
AFTER A FEROCIOUS RUSSIAN DANCE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVWfqOSdzs4

>>733773603
Sleep well, friend.

>>733773174
WHERE WILL I FIND YOU STOP GOING AROUND THE QUESTION

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>>733773995

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>>733773923
Working on killing that seahag, killed a naughty nurse, a Hendricks gin and tonic, and two more prior.

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>>733773759
The.... hockey team?
>>733773995
A-KON, IN FT. WORTH.

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>>733774150
KARHARHAR!!
I got a 40 and a half left.. let's get FUCKED UP!!

did u not like /bant/?

>>733760149
fat weeb, go die. baka gaijin.

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>>733774391
Seahag is 11% with a citrusy kick in the face. My face is now numb, lol.

>>733774215
WHAT DAYS YOU ATTENDING

>>733774391
What's your favorite gta game? San Andreas has the most nostalgia for me, I'm a fairly youngfag (21)

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>>733760149
hello, you fat, degenerate, worhtless low life puerto rican from brooklyn. we are Anonymous, and we know who you are. we do not allow camwhores.

start putting sharpies in your ass or we will retalliate. you serve only us. you want to be a camwhore, you must abide by the camwhore rules. you are here for our entertainment; nothing more. hurry up, fat boy. the clock is ticking.

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>>733774517
It's not fully cooked yet, once it finds it's identity, we'll see if 'ol nickel has a place in it.
>>733774576
WHEEE HEE! post your favorite drinkin' music, I'ma do it too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55CqLc6IR0
>>733774593
the whole convention, perhaps a day early. I love the cosplay AND drinkin' crowd at Akon, just wish it coulda stayed at the Anatole, it had a killer courtyard and was only four blocks from a liquor store!

>>733774927
Hack me like I'm your ex, cuck.

>>733760149
How do you do this? You are like a fish in water here, way more comfortable than I could be. Referring to the act of showing up and interacting while posting self pics

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>>733774883
it's gotta be GTA5, it boasts so much potential! I could play any situation in that game, a co-worker told me about private RP servers today... imagine being a vigilante player, dodging both sides of the law! bad-ass~

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>>733775097
for my friends, whoever comes along and has enjoys what I can do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCb3rblTEds

>>733774941
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u8Hb5nzwE4I
New England brewing is my shit.

ur fingers look like uncooked hotdogs

>>733775510
Rude

Only the finest, crown rouse vodka. Just kill me cause i hate being a broke /b/ro

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>>733775578

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>>733775174
5 is great too. I have a huge amount of respect for rockstar for their consistency and quality, I'm looking forward to rdr2. I'm about to pass out though, I'm pretty lit. Take it easy brother

>>733774927
Wait what?
>we are Anonymous
yes. WE are Anonymous.
YOU are just a "hacker" that wishes to countinue an era of keks and lulz that is no more.
Even if you had the know how, and technical prowess to pull off compromising him (which I highly doubt), you would probably only DoS him for a secound and then drop, and you probably use Cain and Abel (kek). GTFO!

You're all stupid. See, they'll be looking for army guys.

>>733766060
Alcohol + a light dose of benzos is like cocaine level greatness for me. Makes me feel like I can do anything before I inevitably fall asleep.

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>>733775345
Aw heck, I did this one this year at Paddies Day! loved the jokey structure of the boozy brain.
YA DRUNK, YA DRUNK, YA SILLY OLD FOOL!
come on, clap with me now! WHO OWNS THAT HEAD UPON THE BED!

>>733774941
I knew you were an anime fag. Ir's gonna cost you in gas to drive out there every day.

ANYWAYS I WILL GO THERE TOO THEN, ND I WILL BEAT YOUR FUCKIN ASS. I'VE BEEN WAITING TO DO THIS EVERY TIME I HAVE TO SEE YOUR PATHETIC SELF ON HERE I WANNA KILL SOMEBODY

>>733775646
Allah was right. No more pork for me

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>>733775627
I feel your pain, drinking gets expensive

>>733775929
Why did they killed him

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>>733775627
Work hard, make sacrifices, get drunk in comfort!
>>733775677
Likewise, the wild west is a native fave! Sleep well, brother.
>>733775802
I'd rather not ruin your vacation.. enjoy the sights!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOiMSTzwa28

>>733775987
Global warming made them do it

>>733760149
Drinking powerade, arizona lemon tea, and water
Smoking platinum kush and a bit of tina to keep me up till the sun rises

I hate my life in the worst way.

How's everyone else doing?

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>>733775987
Cuz he's black

>>733775987
Why does ISIS do anything?

>>733773331
Because when i drink steelys i remember that im too poor to afford good beer and also want to get drunk. i am also drunk.

>>733773070
top tier cheap shit. shouts to you anon.

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>>733776088
you.. feelin' pwumped at least?
>>733776260
well, there's the snake eating it's tail for ya, no? trust me when I say "Don't worry so much about how you get the buzz, mind how you wield it!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJNBfBr-OGU

>>733775802
>>733776065

>4 days later
>"Anon on Anon violence today"
>Anon live streamed himself on <stream.site> live"
>GRAPHIC CONTENT
>"Anon is seen here killing said Anon."
>r.i.p in preace arnon

>>733760149
Isn't the point of this board to be anonymous and not plaster your fucking face everywhere?

>>733776451
how u know that's his face tho

>could be a mask

>>733775717
silence. you bottom feeding low lives who have infested the site could only dream of having our skill and power.

and isn't that what you aspire to be? hm? get on my level first then we can talk. i have already asserted that i know who OP is. you are inconsequential to me.

but you strive to be like us, isn't that strange. you want this power for yourself, but you cannot have it. you are unwilling to work for it, or too studip to acquire it. come down the rabbit hole anon, the knowledge is freely available now. come and face me in the digital world. and then talk the same trash.

>>733775070
who?

>>733776451
Welcome newfriend.

>>733776427
"Do the drugs, don't let the drugs do you."

>>733776550
An elite hacker would already know who

>>733775717
shut up you fucking faggot

hey OP, tell us about how many cats you have.

>>733776674
i'm not a cuck, fat boy. i don't have any ex that i have tried to destroy, i've let them go be roasties and ride the cock carousel. you are you assuming that i know, or are you referrring to? very telling, fag.

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>>733776437
Could make for a cool post!
>>733776451
Probably~
>>733776655
WINNERS DON'T USE DRUGS.
>>733776767
...I miss Zappa.

>>733776550
>Down the rabbit hole

Your puzzles are incomplete, and therefore your logic has holes, much like your intellect? I have been down the rabbit hole, and that information is free because of those who took up the coak and dagger, and stormed parliament. NOT from those that sat, cowering. If you knew what you spoke of you would not be here, spewing talk of knowledge that you have none of.
Nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8.

>>733763264
He seems alright by me. Sure hes odd, but hes charismatic to a certain extent.
Now isn't it past your bed time?

OP is a fat fuck fedora tipping virginal scumbag. pay him no mind. why is this thread around?

>>733776888
wasting trips with your goddamn hacks. I'm boiling with rage

>>733776948
weak faggot. play with fire you're gonna get burned.

destroy him.

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>>733776897
No not this fag again

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what can I say..
I'M TACKY~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq7Eki5EZ8o

I'm just smoking, havent drank in awhile

Im smokin' da reefer.
And if you don't like it.. Well, thats just like, your opinion, man.

>>733777141
Say my first name.
prove youself.

>>733777246
Hey man just wanted to say thank you for making these threads i enjoy them greatly even though they get littered with spam but you keep doing them honestly it's pretty inspiring.

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>>733777341
>>733777283
that's a bummer, man!
..that's a bummer.

>>733760149
How many sex offenses have you committed, OP? More than most of us have had hot dinners, I imagine.

>>733776427
I can't remember the last time that I wasn't pumped to be honest lol
24/7 it's just GO GO GO GO GO

>>733777431
Kitchen

>>733777844
Th-this guy... this guys good.

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>>733777515
Thanks for the kudos, buddy!
YOU'VE ENTERED THE FUN ZONE~!!

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>>733777844
impressive. Do me next

>>733777820
>>733778009
whoops, TIME TO GET PUMPED AND FUN!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjDVEqlInQk

Is it true that you're the world's biggest pedophile?

>>733777431
shut up david. faggot idiot. all of us are always here.

Hey nick
D&C here
How's it going man! Its been a while!

>>733778009
>>733777515

Is this guy samfaging most of the thread to keep his own thread going so that other anons come in and see why "other anons" are in here, but it's just him replying to himself, posting pics. But really it's just a bot that a MOD uploads pics to every day. woah.

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Hey up, gotta close out the thread for the nite so I can wake up with a bit of sleep on my brain
LAST CALL, FINISH YOUR DRINKS!

>>733776065
lol so you're not gonna come cause of me? I knew you'd punk out. Anyways, i will find you regardless, i have friends who will be looking for you

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Remember your rules...

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>>733778295
FUCK! I was just checking out for work.. apologies, friend. Can't spare any time, gotta hit the hay soon!
>>733778337
Go for it, but announce yourself for adventurous purposes.