Femanons: what's the most unusual thing you ever put

>femanon
>b

>>733713446
/thread

>>733713042
>A penis
>because i'm a woman
>and a virgin
>and this is the internet

anons dick

Not too odd but poor choice I suppose, first thing I stuck up there was a shaving razor (handle-side in)

condom cover hotdog and them made my boyfriend eat it after I warmed it up.

>>733713836
why did you choose that?

>>733713042
a pice of pvc pipe

>>733713866
how long did you warm it up?

>>733713866
nice

>>733714130
ouch, how big?

>>733714106
I was young(12ish maybe), and recently learned about the whole sex thing, was too tight to really try anything thicker and I thought it'd be stranger to try it with a toothbrush kek

>>733714157
until I was finished.... it was bigger than my boyfriends

>>733714320
how'd you like it?

>>733714196
1.5 inches

All of these "femanons" posting are just anons pretending to be femanons.

Okay. Who has a "at band camp.." stories to share?

>>733714417
how old were you at the time?

>>733714500
proof

>>733714585
This is /b/
Need more proof?

>>733714486
It actually wasn't too bad tbh, the handle had rubber grips with interesting grooves and it felt pretty nice. Got the courage to move up to a brush handle about 2 months later

>>733714557
14 and horny as fuck
at 13 my parents left me condoms for me cause they knew the pillow was going to get real

>>733714683
/thread

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Well for one I was using the handle of a hair brush and the rubber end came off and I couldn't get the fucking thing out, ended up having to get it out with a pen, it was a terrible experience.

>>733715375
Thanks for the timestamp. How old were you when that happened? How long did it take to get it out?

>>733715375
Boobs.

>>733715375
>>733715524
This^^^

>>733715375

Can we get a pictrue of said pussy, please?

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>>733715516
This was last year it took me idk 45 minutes to get it out and I threw the brush away in the end.

>>733715375
Biggest dick you've ever had? Was it uncomfortable?

>>733713042
My daddy's dick

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>>733715524
>>733715639
Sorry sirs but I'm not here to be your personal porn star, you can tell me to gtfo if you want too but I was just here to tell a story.

>>733715724
45 minutes...yeesh...must have been on the edge of panicking for some of that. Can't blame you for throwing the brush away.

>>733715375
Holy shit, a timestamp. Very nice.

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She also did cucumbers, bananas, Sharpies. The cigar in the image went to a cop she lost a bet to who wasn't her husband.

>>733713446
>b

kys

>>733715895
I thank you for posting pics anyway.

>>733715951
That's disgusting.

What was the name of the big robot dinosaur from the Rugrats movie?
Well, it was a toy of that.

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>>733713042
Had an ex that told me when she was 12 she'd put one handle of those big bouncy balls in her pussy, hold the other one and bounce.

A rock

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>>733716157
LOL

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>>733715735
Biggest one I've ever had was from my brother's friend actually. Probably like a 7.5 incher maybe more, it was uncomfortable and I really didn't feel any pleasure but at least he had a good time.

Potatoes..,

>>733713836
Did you cut your hand?

>>733716217
Out of curiosity, what is your ideal size?

Last night I put a tapered candle in a latex glove and fucked myself pretty good with the thick end of it.

>>733715724
had you used that brush for masturbating before? or any brush?

>>733713042
My husband's dick.

I actually enjoyed it quite a lot, to be honest.

>>733716580
Smooth brother. You got this.

>>733716575
>candle
How bored do you have to be

>>733716473
Luckily no, remembered to keep the blade guard or whatever it's called on
>>733716157
holy shit this is actually a genius idea, I wish I had one of those when I was younger

I'll post a timestamp when I go back inside folks

>>733716575
what else have you tried?

>>733714753
I did that too, Anon-chan. I moved up to a toothbrush after and ended up breaking my hymen with it.

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>>733716503
Probably 4.5 to 6 inches does the trick. Honestly though the biggest problem with guys is they have no stamina. A small guy with a good stamina is a winner.

>>733715974
I post pics so other ppl don't claim to b me in the thread.

>>733715375
Do you ever think about what it would be like to have two left feet

>>733716807
Well better to break your hymen before you have sex.

>>733716046
That's ok, I am sure there is a penis out there, somewhere just for you.

>>733716818
Its called being anonymous you cunt

>>733715375
fake timestamp. challenging with sharper in pooper plus shoe on head and timestamp that says 'mr owl ate my metal worm'

if not, gtfo

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>>733716580
Yeah it's the staple of teenage dildos. Honestly I think hair brush companies know what we're using the handles for so they even make some bumpy and twisty and stuff. Just look up hair brush handles and you'll see what I mean.

>>733716110
Reptar

>>733717049
>mr owl ate my metal worm
Where can I get some of what you're taking

>>733716742
I used the soft legged barbies when I got a little older. I used the soft handle of a razor, I've used multiple tooth brushes. I tried using a sharpie before, a thick pen, I actually didn't like using my fingers up until here recently. But the tapered candle and the latex glove was pretty good, though it was a bit more than I've ever taken before but even then it wasn't very thick.

>>733717169
oh yeah
he hurt
I don't know why I was so determined to do that

733717049
D.R.U.G.S

>>733717059
Heh, I think you're right. There's just having a grip to hold in your hand, and then there's all the bumps and twists they do on hair brushes, like you noted. How thoughtful of them.

>>733715895
Tits or GTFO

>>733715895
Good. Then GTFO whore.

>>733715895
Dude you proved you were a grill (maybe) and participated in the thread as OP intended it, you did good.

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>>733716807
Yep! Broke mine with the hairbrush handle, surprisingly didn't hurt too much so that was nice. Temporary kinda-timestamp bc I'm staying outside for a bit longer

>>733717392
>>733717355
Virgin samefag detected
>I could be wrong and it could be just 2 virgins.

>>733716873
I dunno, while I still haven't had a dick in me, I wish I had my hymen. I've built up a fetish for the idea of a man breaking into me for the first time and struggling not to rut and telling me I'm his forever.

>>733717206
>i dont know what a palindrome is

>>733717520
Virgin whiteknight detected

>>733717516
It hurt like a bitch when I broke mine with the toothbrush. I was kind of young so when I bled a little I thought I'd punctured myself and I panicked for a few days. I kinda wish I'd had a good hair brush for dildo-ing. I think I tried once with one that had a hole on it, but it threw me off.

>>733717545
Generally how it goes is "O shit, you're a virgin? Why didn't you tell me!".

a scissor. Damn pube hair was glued to my vag wall with mucous and blood, had to cut it to get that shit out. when i was done it looked like a murder weapon

>>733717686
Not hardly. You don't go into a thread that actually asks femanons something and say (TITS OR GTFO) It's not attentionwhoring answering an actual gendered question newfag.

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My current goto dildo.

>>733717756
I mean I held out for a long time since I didn't believe in casual sex. I would always tell someone I'm getting into a relationship with that I'm a virgin and don't know what I'm doing.

>>733717856
Im the newfag. Youre a huge pussy. Old /b/ demanded tits regardless.

>>733717465
That's not how it works cocksucker. She's supposed to be anonymous. Showing she's a woman is an attention grab and if she wants the attention for being a women then pay for it with tits it fuck off and stay anonymous. Anonymity is equality.

>>733717941
show dildo side by side with timestamp that says; mr owl ate my metal worm

do it. if you can

>>733718066
virgin

>>733717516
Do you do it with that dog?

>>733718152
fake

prove it with a timestamp. if you can't, you're a fake. now prove it of gtfo

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>>733717778
What were you thinking

>>733718271
I was thinking "goddamn it my pubes are full of blood again, i think ill get rid of them"

>>733718029
Not in a thread like this faggot, proof is better else it's just a bunch of faggots posting stories and jerking off to other faggots reading their shit.

It's literally a thread asking about vaginal use.

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>>733718163
I do not anon, he's a good pupper though :^)

>>733718253
still waiting

>>733713042

your moms dick

>>733718427
As opposed to faggots like you running off every gril in vicinity.

Calm down dipshit. This is a decent discussion. You are the only one attention whoring.

>>733714511
>implying female band members are gonna be on /b/

you'd have better chances finding a girlfriend, cuck

>>733718022
You're more cancer than newfag, tits or gtfo was there to combat attention whores looking for satelliting white knights and hordes of desperate fags. This thread isn't about that, albeit there is one or two attentionwhores in here that ruined their anonymity and therefore have become the attention whores oh say tits or gtfo to.

When i was like 7, i put a small lego piece up there and havent seen it since. Prolly gonna have a baby with lego embedded in its forehead one day

>>733718280

Nice! Moar of this girl? Love those tits!

>>733718340
this just raises more questions

A cheese string on webcam for 125 English pounds for ten minutes

>>733718790
such as?

>ITT: faggot OP posts pics from imgur and trolls newfags for le epic lulzzzzzz!!111!!!!!

>>733715895
holy shit you're hot though

I almost forgot, I used the handle of a screwdriver too.

>>733715895
Gtfo

>>733718746
Not a woman.

>>733718790
(razor here, not scissorpube op) if you dont shave pubes and use pads rather than tampons, chances are you'll get some blood stuck in your pubes overnight. fuckin sucks, one of the main reasons I started shaving down there

Any of you femanons do any butthole pleasuring when you were younger?

Also, when was the first time you flicked your bean? (What age)

>>733719045
Holy fucking shit, same. Nothing worse then fucking period stuck in pubes, clear of hair down there is much more hygienic imo.

>>733715895
how hard is it to write 'mr owl ate my metal worm' or 'never odd or even' on a piece of paper and hold it infront of a camera side by side with your face?

CLICK! authenticity proven. move along

is it really that hard to prove me wrong?

>>733719195
no one with a braincell would post their face

>>733718746
Homer Simpson's momma

>>733719252
tits then or gtfo

>>733719079
No, butt stuff is gross and disgusting.

Bean flicking started early since I was molested by my older cousins. My first orgasm was when I was nine, I had HBO porn on mute and was humping a pillow. I still do the latter, but with better porn now.

>>733715895
Pussy pic with time stamp or gtfo you filthy trap!
We don't care about you getting a brush stuck in your ass hole!

>>733715375
trap

>>733719252
she already posted a pic of her face. with bullshit pixellated timestamp

im just calling bullshit is all

>>733715895
Nobody on this board wants you to be their personal pornstar.
Why you ask?
you're 30-40 lbs too chunky.

>>733719151
Exactly, makes everything so much easier!
>>733719079
Never did anything with my butthole when I was young, just didn't consider it
First time I flicked the bean was probably 13-14

>>733719195
who the fuck are you? no one gives a shit to prove anything to you you autist

>>733719079
>when was the first time you flicked your bean?
I've never masturbated. My daddy taught me only my owner can give me sexual pleasure and it's wrong for me to do it myself, it's like trying to put myself on his level.

>>733718636
great,.. I mean *grate

>>733719468
seek attention somewhere else then. you're fake ass persona is showing and you know it.

tits + timestamp or gtfo

>>733718022
No, it didn't you fucking retard.

Your demands are that of an autist.

>>733718394
Did everyone just ignore this?

>>733715375
>Photoshoped timestamp

>>733718022
>Newfag that's trying to pretend they're an oldfag

Try again.

>>733719482

Oh, how I wish this were real. I would be working on becoming your master right now.

>>733719482
When did daddy touch you for the first time?

>>733719482
Good boys and girls sleep with their arms above the covers.

>>733719338
Your cousin molested you when you were 9? How old were they?

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I guess you could say she was really in the mood for some SCISSORING!

A can.

>>733720114
CARLOS!

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>>733717059

>>733719879
>becoming your master right now.
Too late, my daddy gave me to my husband when I was 16. He owns me now.
>>733719918
When I was 2yo.

>>733719964
One was one year older and the other was three. I can only imagine they didn't understand how wrong it was and they were just learning about sex at that time too.

>>733713042
a dick

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>>733719952
Exactly. Otherwise, good parents put these on their children to keep them away from sin.

>>733720393

So, assuming you're not actually a guy rping, would fucking and/or killing your husband be enough of a dominance assertion so that I could claim you?

Also, what is your tit size?

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>>733720114

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>>733721093

>>733718394
you look mtf trans with that pussy

Lesbians are great

>>733720589
>would fucking and/or killing your husband be enough of a dominance assertion so that I could claim you?
No, that would just lead to his brothers/my brothers/other kin killing you and his brother would inherit me just like if he died normally.
>what is your tit size?
B or C, maybe, I don't know, I dont wear bras so I don't measure my tits.

>>733714768
>they knew the pillow was going to get real
What did he mean by this?

>>733720467
I feel bad you were molested but that's kind of hot. Did you enjoy it at the time?

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>>733721293
kek i was wondering the same

>>733721093
nice clit.

>>733721293
instead of riding the pillow, she was going to be riding the cock

>>733721209
Post your tits whore

>>733721361
that the pillow would have become a rel person

>>733719617
Summers early

>>733721361
That's a cute doggo

>>733721209

>B or C

Nevermind then. I like them significantly smaller.

You and your clan are safe from my greed. Go in peace.

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>>733721453
o ok
>>733721495
ty, he's a good pupper :)

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>>733715375
Soapy get your trans ass back into regalia smh

>>733721209
...and I thought fucking little edgy teen fags/traps like you was considered haram in muslim states?

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>>733717516

>>733721334
Wait were you 9 or younger? Also your first name/nickname? Pls timestamp/ post pics (even not nude) so we can know its you replying?

>>733720339
Kek

>>733722267
Reply was meant for >>733720467

>>733721334
No, it was really uncomfortable and scary even. He was my favorite cousin and said he'd never talk to me again if I didn't do something. I also had a female cousin who used to make me do things with her too. I knew I'd get in trouble with my mom. I'm not going to go into details because it sounds like you're into stuff like this.

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>>733716217
uhm..... wassup with this? always post pictures of yourself? or maybe you're just a fat dude pretending...

>>733720467
Do you have a fetish for it now, did it affect your fetishes in any way?

>>733720467
>other was three

Three year olds 100% can NOT rape anything

>>733722463
The "girl" is trans. I've talked to her on discord and she's proven that she's real. She's got a dick tho

>>733721649
Why all that shit around his neck?

>>733722525
>>733722403
Different anon just genuinely curious, not into pedo shit but into psychology.

>>733722578
I assume they meant three years older

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>>733718280
is that a Forst Bier

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>>733722077
new shirt bc it was fucking hot outside

Oh heyyyy you, didnt see you there LOL Well, my story? Me Ashley Brooke heather all coming back from a second rate danceclub new haven ct. omg all dying in the ride from the fun stories about the guys of the night and also all absolutely dyin for really fresh tender goose meat. ash would NOT shut up about it and we so had a craving. i played it real cool like lol i dunno lol where could we get some? no where? then……when my absolut FAVVVVV regina spek. song comes on “UH hey babes *lifts up skirt* pushed a Goose meat slab slowly right out on the exterior of the backseat!! I had stored a bunch of fresh dark goose meat up my pussy before we left and had it up inside my pussy the whole night!! haha I was *goosh some out slowly to one friend* and then pointin my pussy at the other girls *goosh in her direction out the pussy* we were all howling with laughter and the grizly juices were pouring down our chins as we indulged ourselves some goose meat was still trickling out from the deeper parts of my Pussy when i get home. memories!!np – green day – time of our lives

>>733719045
Jfc, maybe use one of the many non pad options that are available now? You're still getting nasty shit all over your pubis and shit. It's still there, even if there's no hair to mat down with it.

>>733715375
whats your snapchat?

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>>733722657
Ohhh, well... that makes things more understandable.

A water bottle .

>>733715375
add star_crew on snap ive got piercings too

>>733722852
I use tampons now, when I first started having periods I was just too uncomfortable using them

>>733716157
kek'd

>>733722403
I'm not into it if it's not mutual. I just enjoyed messing around sexually when I was a kid. Me and this girl used to diddle each other when we were 6-7. Totally mutual and "consented" if such a thing is even possible at that age.

Sorry your cousin messed you up

>>733720467
Did your parents ever find out and beat the little shits or are you in some shithole where this is ok?

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>>733715895
would smash
ignore the fags saying you're overweight... that's probably why they're single

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>>733713042
I have this pen that engraved on hard surfaces. The tip is a little drill and it vibrates. I didn't even think of this until after I bought it...it's the girth and length of a dick.

>use pliers and rip tip off
>tape down the on button
>go to town

Also a toothbrush holder, it's shaped like a dick. The ends are flat so I crumple up a tight wad of tissue into a ball to use it as the head, and just put the whole thing in a condom/plastic wrap to secure it in place.

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>>733723097

>>733722525
No, I don't have any fetishes for incestuous stuff if that's what you're asking. I do believe it had an impact on my discovering sex and sexual acts before I should have and therefore I have a rather unhealthy relationship with sex. I developed my own fetishes through reading dirty ass fan fiction in my tween years.

>>733722578
Three years older. One was one year older the other was three meaning an implied older. The younger one was basically molested too. Older cousin had me touch the year older cousin's privates and had us 'play' husband and wife under the sheets where they touched my privates.

>>733722653
I don't have a bad relationship with my cousins, because it's just one of those things of where kids don't understand exactly what they're doing. My cousin learned about it through school friends and didn't get the talk until after the fact. There were other problems too, where he let his older black friend forcibly make out with me. That was one of the most terrifying and disgusting things I was put through. He and my cousin tricked me into playing truth or dare and we were in a storage shed out back, I said no when my cousin dared his friend to makeout with me. The black kid ended up forcing my mouth open. Then my cousin's older brother basically saved me by throwing open the door to the shed and telling on them. I don't think my cousin who dared the dude to do it was okay with how he did that to me either.

>>733723172
I got grounded during the nigger trying to makeout with me thing (only from going outside I wasn't in any actual trouble).

But I kept the molestation secret for a couple of months until I started experimenting by myself and my mom caught me (way too young to be doing that). So she asked me where I'd learned to do stuff like that, why I was doing that. (told her I was itchy at first). I ended up telling her what happened, the next day we went off to my Aunts house and I think they had a discussion about it. It stopped after that

>>733715375
Tits or GTFO

My younger sister was a twat so I stole and photocopied her diary with names blotted out

She talked about using a hotdog in herself plus stuffing a cube of butter inside and letting it melt into her panties

I posted these in toilet stalls few weeks until one of them mentioned about a hated teacher and how she's wanted to shot him down "like old Yeller"

After that police were involved and I stopped

>>733723703
So what fetishes did you end up getting into?

>>733722725
tits or gtfo

>>733723097
more of this???

>>733723703
That's fucked up, did it make you hate kids?

>>733723243
*tips*

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Any femanons into beast, even just as a fantasy?

>>733723703
i assume you hate/dislike niggers now?

>>733724028
nah I'm at my family's house rn, only posting tits at night

>>733724540
add my snap or post snap

>>733716818
best chair in thread

help me and i will post her nudes >>733723320

>>733724686
Who's nudes?

>>733724603
nah mate, I've started posting on here semi-often so I keep snap out of it

>>733721419
what the fuck how are you so smart

>>733723162
I'm not really messed up per se, if things are just different because of what happened. It wasn't violent molestation with terrifying coercion, it was just uncomfortable kid stuff that changed how I'd grow up learning about sex.

My female cousin used to play with my boobs and make me play with hers, which was also weird and we got caught and got in trouble. I didn't understand what playing with boobs ('more nips in my case) at the time meant and it was just confusing.

>>733723988
I actually discovered fetishes on my own through fan fiction. I had a thing for bad guys in cartoons/anime/movies. So a lot of the stuff I picked up on was rough and dominating. I've never had actual sex before so I can just say what I've tried by myself I've liked. Slapping, punching, scratching myself, choking, just rough stuff in general. Hickies and bruises are appealing. No knife play or edgy shit like that. Hair pulling, light bondage (hands and rope). Not really BDSM stuff. But I also enjoy romantic stuff, body worship, the idea of giving blow jobs, cock worship, the thought of getting creampied and impregnated. I don't like the idea of a guy going down on me, but I love penetration and grinding for sure. On the switch side, I like to think I could be rough with a guy, teasing, biting, scratching, etc. I'd also like a bad dragon dildo, but only after I have a boyfriend/husband I'm committed to give the okay. Tentacle and egg laying is probably the weirdest thing I've got going right now tbh.

>>733724148
I used to be a Tumblrina in my early years and I thought I would be a lesbian (lmao that's a no) and I hated the nuclear family and shit- But I was in a pretty good long distance relationship that sorted me out on that. I'd love to have a husband and kids in the future. >>733724335
Yeah, that's safe to say. That incident and growing up in majority (81% black) town made sure of that. Also that should be enough to explain why I'm a technical virgin too.

a penis. only happened once.

>>733725026
Marry me

>>733724913
Do you have an older picture

>>733715375
gosh rate my pierced dick

>>733725026
Why are you single now?

I mean you're here so you must be lonely. You might be more messed up than you realise.

>>733725026
Post your tits so we can see what your cousin was working with

>>733713866
ugh. fucking nasty

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>>733725026
how old are you

>>733725363
I'm not single. I have a long distance relationship currently that's going pretty well. I actually met him on /b/. I'm committed to him.

Oh nah, I'm super fucked up because of other stuff. Dads in Jail, one of my other cousins was murdered, I had a near death experience. Etc, etc. plenty of baggage to lead me down this life and end up here.

I honestly wasn't planning on posting this story, I just thought it was an interesting sort of thread. Wanted to know what other femanons did.

>>733725774
21 now

>>733716157
I mean, this is kinda genius really.

>>733725508
I fucked my wife with a snickers bar until she had creamed down to my fingers and then I ate the candy bar. The only nasty part for the person you were replying to is the taste of the condom. Condoms taste like shit

>>733715895


Sassy.

Nice

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>>733725229
ye sure, from the tumblr archive bc I dont keep them on my phone afterwards

>>733725938
What's the archive, post link

>>733717545
You're gonna be disappointed.

>>733725831
kek. found a /b/tard to date. I hope you've seen him or met him sweetheart, don't end up with a sleazebag or some nigerian prince.

Good on ya kid for still being (relatively) normal.

P.S. And don't use the 'n' word in a 81% black town.

a broom stick

>>733725899
>Condoms taste like shit

Only after anal.

>>733725938
Holy shit that's a great set of tits.

Moar

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>>733725831
where did you exactly met on the bord? /soc, /b...?
did you ever meet each other in real live?

>>733726264
>>733726055
gecko-chan tumblr com
password is #sweet

>>733725899
Dude you are disgusting. I would never no this in a million years.

ty femnon

>>733726264
I almost thought you were Gecko chan until I read the page. Looks like I already have this collection since my /b/ro collected it for me as a birthday gift today.

>>733726143
So far I'm not. I'm pretty confident in it.

>>733726168
I've seen him. No worries. Thanks for listening though, anon. That was good to get out.

Little do you know I've earned the right to say nigger.

>>733726417
I met him on /b/. We had some similar stuff going on on one thread, and he wanted to be friends. It ended up developing pretty nicely.

Since it's relatively new, we haven't met in person yet, but we're planning on it.

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>>733726446
Welp, I'll be blowing my loads to this for the foreseeable future.

ITT: boys pretending to be girls, cringey newfags fapping to guys.

If I'm wrong, prove me wrong. Timestamp whatever that one fag said about eating a metal worm. If you are perpetuating this thread, YOU ARE THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING B.

>>733726446
that is the dumbest fucking way to archive anything
mega?

>>733726746
Right? Damn gc when are you gonna be posting

>>733726727
This

>>733717856
This is /b/ faggot. Tits are demanded and expected. Saying you can't ask a femanon for tits because of the thread topic makes you a giant fucking pussy. Fuck off.

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>>733726671
It is me kek, I don't manage the archive but it's useful considering I don't save my own nudes

>>733726983
This.

>>733718636
It's fine going in cause it's going the opposite way that it cuts, but then getting it out........

>>733727016
When do you think you'll be posting again

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>>733726955
Most likely tonight :)

>>733727016
Then your collection has been the only gift I have received today and it is fantastic. Thank you for being free with yourself.

>>733713042
Male Anon here. I thought this thread was gonna be hot.
I was mistaken

>>733727156
Fucking lit, I'll be on

>>733727200
this

[b]test[/b]

Ive noticed the only names on /b/ are girl posters what does a guy have to do for him to get a nickname

>>733714768

did mom ever get tired of scrubbing out the saddle stains?

>>733726983
Shut up newfag, the adults are talking. Go fist yourself to a loli bread or something.

>>733717856
First off you don't gender a fucking thread like this piece of shit cancerous one were in. Secondly a "femanon" identifying herself as female by posting a story in this thread bears the absolute burden of not only posting a timestamp but tits in compliance. Quit being a faggot. Although that's gonna be hard for you not to be, because you whack your cuck dick to guys stories

[b]tes11t[/b]

>>733714500
facts

11ttest

>>733713042
My penis gets stuck in my pussy all the time.

>>733727422
Funny the new definition of adult is "someone who lets self proclaimed females go into a thread to seek attention, and someone who hopes for green text stories from other guys so they can beat off to em"

Last time I checked, that was the cringiest version of faggot that one could achieve.

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>>733727159
Glad you like it, happy birthday anon :)
>>733727281
Sounds good, see you there!

>>733727432
I can hear your autistic screeching from miles away. Kek

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>>733727448
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>733726675
>>733726417 here. I met also a girl on /b.we were texting for a year. she is from usa, i am from europe. after such a long time telling nearly everything eachother by chat, exchanging nudes and not spending real time is just exhausting. the "relatioonship" died without us even noticing. i hope you have better luck. if you can, meet eachother.

fuck my english

Fucked a goddam huge bedpost once when I was really drunk on cosmos.

>>733721151
Nah....that's Not what that is at all

>>733727685
Id rather be autistic than whack my dick to other guys whacking their dicks.

>>733727668
So is this like a fetish/kink for you? Its rare to see women posting like that on /b/ nowadays.

>>733727790
Because they're fucking guys you reject

im a femanon and i will not tolerate rude behaviors and aggressive attitude. i will not show you my tits because your stupid made up rules does not apply to me. so fuck you asshole.

>>733727790
Then don't question it, May the water once again flood the land

>>733727432
Shithead, she posted pic with timestamp, she posted a bunch of nudes and linked to an entire archive of her old nudes. I think she met the burden of tits or gtfo.

There is enough material for you to fap. Go ahead kid, knock yourself out.

>>733727668
you have more piercings?

>>733727889
Bait

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>>733727790
Pretty much, I'm too shy to be an exhibitionist irl so this is about as close I as I can get

>>733727781
You edgy kids and your reeeeeee at everything on /b.

>>733727923
Fake timestamp, did not comply with one simple request. you are irreversibly retarded. You don't belong here

>>733715951
Would like more pics of this pussy.

A hair brush, a man told me it would feel good so I tried it. It was okay

>>733715724
Did it take a crane?

>>733716157
I always wanted to do that had I been a girl.
Always thought those two are too far apart for DP though.
Maybe they're designed for two girls to enjoy at the same time eh? :--)

>>733727156
Damn what size bra do you wear?

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>>733728031
They're arguing about the first female who timestamped in the thread I'm pretty sure
>>733727929
no piercings anon, I used to have ears pierced but they closed up

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>>733723404
lost

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The cringe in this thread is real lmao. One attention whore posts and immediately the brown nose virgins come out of the woodwork. And lol @ that autist who thinks he's being clever with his shitty fansign request.

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>>733713042
>Le image search
>Tumblr

Fckin kys

>>733727999
your Indian name is "whacks to dicks"

>>733722837
that was quite a ride...

>>733723097
To assert her dominance over her territory, a larger vagina will often allow smaller ones into the realm where they are unsuspectingly watched. Before she can escape, the smaller vagina is captured and, after a brief struggle, is consumed whole by the larger vagina. Predation is a common part of the life of vaginas, a world in which often only the strong - and the hungry - survive.

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>>733723404

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>>733728157
I honestly don't know, poorfag so my friend gives me her hand-me-downs (they're 36C or something and a bit too big for me). No bra on atm because I'm just at my family's house

>>733727967
That is actually kind of adorable. IRL shy and modest but online being able to be free and have fun. Pretty much how I view the internet.

>>733721093
I once put a banana up my ass. It was a mess even though I used a condom. When I came, the retractions of the asshole of yours truly squeezed it broken. The fruit meat, now all soggy and warm flowed down and ruined my chair. Couldn't clean that shit with anything.

>>733727744
I understand that, Anon. I'm sorry that it didn't work out for you. I've been in two committed long distance relationships before this one (two real life ones that didn't go far). The longest being my first one, I committed to for five years, the second one I ended up meeting the guy and he was a dick and tried to force me to do things before I was ready to do. Originally I said I'd never get into another Long Distant relationship again, but I clicked with this guy in a way I haven't before.

We talk for a reasonable amount every day, but it's always possible that we could drift apart and nothing could come about it.

Your English is legible, where are you from?

>>733715375
This stamp look like shooped

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>>733728477