Bored at the office again... Dubs = I do something small that

>>733706817
I'm gonna roll.

>>733706817
Dubs and you go back to work OP.

Take selfie and post here

>>733707178
Reroll

get back to work

ReRoll

>>733707493
>>733706867
appreciate the rolls but wtf you want me to do? what are you rolling for

>>733707547
>>733707493
Bait

Roll
You made everyone copy of the office layout

Go cum on men's toilet

>>733707823
roll for this

>>733707823
Rollll

>>733707823
This

>>733707823
rollin but female toilets

>>733707823
Rawl

>>733707823
roll and post pics

You strip on the conference table
Rolling for quads

>>733708033
Never jacked it in the office before this will be interesting. Give me a minute boys, i'll try to do this fast. Keep it bumped for me?

>go to women's toilet
>take a huge dump
>leave it unflushed
>everyone will blame on the obese bitch

>>733708088
Take ur time, post pics

>>733706817
Change the timecards to make everyone but you late...if possible.

>>733708222
I finally got a fuckin trips when it mattered.

>>733708222
TRIPS BITCH. DOOOOOOOOO ITTT

go to the mens bathroom. Take your socks off and shit into them. Tie it and take it and put it in the employee refrigerator hidden in the butter drawer, or the somewhere not visible.

Go into the refridgerator and take someones lunch out and throw it on the floor.

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Sry took so long here you go

>>733708222
Okay... not really sure how to do that though to be honest. The timecards are stamped by a machine. I can't change the time on the machine because it's all locked up by key. ideas?

>>733708922
Op you degenerate

>>733708783
roll for this

adnvreugvdh?

>>733709080
Dammit all. I designate my trips to go with the refrigerator guy then!

OP delivers!

>>733708922
Good job OP

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Sharpie the bathroom mirror 'Hitler was right'

>>733706817
how do you have an office almost as big as the boss?

My roll is for quads, flash dick at both loud bitch and obese bitch

>>733709363
only 636 off, so close roll

>>733709298
You got it, one minute.
>>733709363
It's our inventory room, not really an office.

Get a glass of water

Dubs - shit on toilet seat

dubs - take a dump in the toilet, fap on it, leave it there

Get porn playing on other peoples computers

>>733709487
so you are a peon stocker ?

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Not much in there so I chose someone's leftover panda. Stepped on it too.

Photocopy your ass and leave the paper there

Borrow a stapler (or something similar) from obese bitch, smear some shit on the bottom of it, then place it back on her desk.

>>733709639
No I manage our deliveries, our "inventory" is really just hardware we order in then send out to customers.

Candid vid loud bitch being loud

>>733706817
how long has your receptionist been fucking your boss?

also roll for this.
>>733708131

>>733709324
Roll for that

>>733706817
stel as much office supplies an flert with receptionist if hot

Buy mcdonalds for the fat chick

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Print out this
And place it where it will be easily found

>>733709695
send me some shit, no one will miss it

>>733709811
winrar

drop your pants and walk into boss mans room

>>733709672
Of course by "some shit" I don't mean "anything", but actual crap. It's obvious really, but just in case.

>>733708618
Rollin for this

>>733709745
Pretty much everyone here is overweight and ugly as fuck. Nobody is fucking anyone unless they want to start an earthquake. Me, bossman, and tall guy, are only ones under 200 lbs

>>733708922
now lick it off

>>733709797
roll

>>733708131
roll

>>733709811
Address?

Scream Sieg Heil

>>733709877
winrar

>>733709877
Doing this. If I go away for a minute I am technically working so people may come grab me. I will not abandon thread until lunch time.

>>733709811
Don't forget your mum's credit card info

>>733709894
nah i really dont want to post that here, send it to the president. 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500

>>733710007
listen you mongoloid neck beard 12 year old, I am old enough to be you're grandfather

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Taped on microwave

go shit on the floor in the girls bathroom

>>733708783
Roll

dubs -
shit on the floor

>>733706817
Roll~

Lock all doors

>>733710147
well done op

>>733709324
>>733709324


ROLL

>>733706817
activate the fire alarm

>>733710111
You just wasted some lovely trips

>>733709908
Roll

Print out this forum and put it neatly on your bosses desk.

>>733710255
We don't have one

>>733710266
and you wasted some lovely dubs man, shame

>>733709324
This

>>733710315
O shit yeah.
Put a poo in boss man's drawer

Draw a hitler stash on yourself and go talk to your boss about ovens

play LOUD spanish music on your phone until lunch.

go get some sugar or something and snort it in front of another worker. right out of the bag. and say it's more healthy that way my older cousin taught me when i was 6. like a little sugar pack or splenda pack or whatever.

>>733710443
SO FUCKING CLOSE!!!!!!!

>>733706817
Stand on your desk and yell:

"Attention...may I have your attention....I have an announcement.."

And then read the United States Constitution through the Bill of Rights.

>>733710308
Then draw swastikas in bathrooms

>>733710443
LOL fuck i would have done that too that's hilarious
>>733710417
Boss isn't here today, pay attention to pic & post

>>733710466
WINRAR

>>733710466
DO ET.

and if i get some in this post shit in your pants and tell your boss u have to go home because u shit in your pants.

>>733710492
Rolling until I get it

>>733710492
Please do

take a shit on your desk

>>733710147
o boi hope you don't have any Security cameras.

>>733710492
Rolling but losing interest.

>>733710515
Put googly eyes on random objects around the office.

>>733710492
Roll

take off your socks and put them in someone elses lunch pail and leave a cryptic note about it.

Tell everyone you want to kill yourself

>>733710147
Absolute madman

>>733710664
Oh for fucks sakes

ask your boss if he wants to fuck, and touch yourself whilst asking

Print off an application to weight watchers and give it to obese bitch

>>733710492
Another roll

Print a picture of a loli and ask one of the bitches to pick it up from the printer for you

>>733710688
waste of dubs

Tell your coworkers u believe in bigfoot and listen to sasquatch chronicles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGl-_G2E5qw

Text your boss that the office is on fire and it may or may not be your fault

>>733710749
Roll

Silently walk around the office. Stop after a few second in the middle of it. Start singing poker face very loudly for a few second. Walk back to your desk. You have to film everything aand post it here.

Roll for taking a shit on your bosses desk

>>733710147
Get rid of the 4chan link on the bottom dude

>>733706817
Light building on fire in way that is sure to kill everyone.
> Be an hero.

Go steal a coworkers stapler in front of them without speaking to them.

Order your whole office pizza minimum $80 worth and tell them you appreciate being part of the team even if it doesn't seem like it. Be a nice person and stop all this bullshit.

>>733710911
P.S. they won't write you up.

ask Loud Bitch if she knows the best way to photo copy your penis

>>733710934
roll # 2

Find a communal hot drinks cup and rub your cock on it. Then put it back.

added

>>733710934
rolling again

Go up to a coworker and start taking photos of them

>>733711002
added points for smeg*

FUCK.

Shit your pants and stay at work

>>733710934
order the pizza but put the obese bitches name on the order and act like she ordered them for herself

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>>733710492
PLEASE

>>733711055
you gotta do it op

Tell loud bitch you wanna make out so u don't gotta listen to her

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We have no sugar packets so I did something close. Put a line of salt on Fatman bro 1's desk. We'll see what happens

>>733711055
KEK

>>733711087
reroll

go to the receptionist desk and ask for a pen put it in your ass with a timestamp and go give it back.

>>733710911
dubs and
>>733710941
has a point.

>>733706817
toss your computer monitor out a window

>>733710688
Boss isn't here. Thats quads worthy

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>>733711110
FUCK

>>733710929

Start watching porn super loud

>>733711055
delver

get a lighter and burn off one of your eyebrows and act oblivious to it. take a picture to prove it with a timestamp.

>>733710492
Do it, with a loudspeaker if you can.

>>733710929 reroll

>>733710466
Don't do this. I know a girl who snorted a pixie stick and got a lung infection for 6 months.

keep your phone ready to do a recording when get fired for all this tom-foolery.

>>733711262
Do this, and make direct eye contact with them the whole time.

>>733711110
Wtf those digits
rolling

>>733710934
Roll

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Press the fire button and act like it wasnt you. See what happens

Ask the nearest female coworker and yell as loud as you can if they want to fuck tonight.

Go and buy your co workers some nice snacks

>>733711063
Reroll

>>733711055
hahahahah

>>733711110
almost >>733711111

>>733710900
Dubs demand. Sharpied it off.
>>733710911
I will for Quints
>>733711055
I'm not shitting myself for dubs.
>>733711255
And I ain't burning off any part of my body for dubs.

INb4 OP is fag and won't deliver.

>>733711385
roll

ask the fat bitch if shes pregnant

>>733706817
woah so dude your workstation is only accessible from the outside? seems pretty cool

honestly i would kill for a desk job, why are you trying to get fired may i ask?

>>733711385
we have no fire alarm

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wear a big ass overnight diaper to work under your pants tommorow.

>>733711110
1 off feelsbadman

Go tell all your coworkers that when you were a kid you shit your pants at church. Act really upset, ask for a hug, and take a selfie with them. Upload it here, blur faces if you must.

>>733706817
> corner office
> opposite side as bossboy
> right next to shop

is daddy the foreman of an upstanding construction organization???

>>733711542
Yeah it's pretty cool. People have to open two doors to get to me so I have time to pretend like i'm working. Also the other door is locked all the time from the outside. Idk why.

Not trying to get fired. Boss isn't here and I'm bored.

>>733710492
Do it

tell the fat bitch to shut the fuck up
then call her a nigger

>>733711543
thats dangerous...

>>733710492
it must be done. post video too

>>>733706817
did you draw this in excel?

>4chan org jpg
I keked

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draw on your hand a face and have a serious conversation with it in front of another employee while acting like u don't notice they're watching u.

22 minutes until I go to lunch and abandon thread.

Arson

Leave a note on your bosses desk telling him you think hes a sexy beast

draw a dick with shit in the bathroom mirror. leave the shit in the middle of the bathroom. let your inner artist go wild if you want

>>733711670
yeah but i mean putting loli torture pics up on the microwave, if your coworkers realize its you won't that make your work a bit awkward?

also is that a microwave you put the pic on? i see no kitchen on your map

Arson x

>>733711738
this got to happen.

>>733710696
this. trips pls.

Quit your job now

>>733711732
Yeah I did haha. Format cells > change borders

>>733706817

>Go to copy machine
>copy your ass
>paste them in womens bath

Also
>shit on boss office

Arson c

write "Glory to big penis!" on the wall but hide it so it's hard to see

set your boss's office on fire

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>>733710147

obviously record you coworkers until they get pissed, then continue.
also post video.

>>733711597
Reroll

>>733711834
reroll

>>733711871
Reroll

Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrsssssssssoooooooonnnnn

Yell loudly random gibberish words for 10 sec. Dont stop if somebody comes in the room. Provide proof in form of video or audio

>>733711834
fucking please

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go into the bathroom andwipe your ass with toilet paper but leave it on the roll.

>>733711789
Yeah well, whatever. I doubt i'd get fired for that. And it's literally just a microwave and a minifridge. No break room or anything.

>>733711822

WINRAR for copy ass

>>733711837
reroll

>>733711834
come on

>>733711597
Last time.

>>733711781
reroll

>>733711919
This

>>733711891
roll

>>733710929
this

>>733710492
Rerollll

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>>733711999

>>733711999
TRIPS WINRAR !!!

>>733710934
this. rolling for niceness.

Try to convert your coworkers into communists. annouce that you're starting a revolution since the boss is gone

>>733711999
WINRAR

>>733711968
roll

>>733710934
rolling

>>733710492
Dewit

>>733711834
last try

take off your socks and put them over and around coworkers computer mouse that isn't at their desk.

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Now post this in the bathroom, next to your cum, make it look like this is what you were maturbating to

>>733712066
WINRAR

>>733712072
Retry

Get fucking drunk. Go get some beer.

>>733711999
Fuuuck. Idk how fast I can deliver though I took a fat dump before posting this thread. Can I use something else to draw with?

>>733712089
FUCK
Also, roll

>>733712084
roll

Go up to your boss's office and take a shit on their desk.

>>733712084
Roll

D

time stamp your ass in the bathroom with something up your ass and put the picture up here.

>>733712133
WINRAR

set your boss's office on fire

>>733712109
Try to make yourself throw up then use that.

>>733712099
ALSO WINRAR

>>733712109
just use whatever you can find but make it as big as possible

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>>733712126
Another try for freedom

>>733710492
Rolling for quads

>>733710156
Roll

>>733712203
rerool

>>733712270
Yet another roll for freedom

>>733712288
Double double. That's gotta be worth something.

>>733712109
with ketchup or something like that then. cum if you're brave enough

>>733712312
FUCK

Goddamnit, Kek, give me dubs

>>733712203
this

Ask everybody for a meeting and when everybody came together scream leroyyy jenkiiiins and run away

leave a note to the fat bitch that your an adult baby diaper lover fetish and u want her to be you mommy. you'll do anything she wants and be her slave.

>>733712203
do it

Take only your cock out of your zipper and walk around like that all day

>>733712430
rolll for this again

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>>733712340
>>733712312
>>733712270
>>733712126
>>733712089
>>733710492
Another try, probably my last. Kek Vult

>>733712379
Rolling

>>733712489
pls trips

>>733712099
reminder to OP that THIS will make everything else easier.
>>733706817


OP, you have many tasks infront of you now.

>>733710466

>>733710929 because of >>733712011

>>733710934 because of >>733712066

>>733711781 because of>>733711999


Get busy OP!! this is already a great thread make it EPIC!!!

>>733712492
Shit nigger reroll

>>733712207
You got it. I'm gonna chug some mustard and hot water, i always heard that makes you yack. Give me like 5 minutes?

>>733710492
Rolling. For fuck sakes gimme the quads.

>>733712560
Reroll. Again. Hurm

>>733712545
maybe the last time

>>733712602
Gimme dubs nao

>>733712551
sweet sum up /b/ro

>>733712568
I BELIEVE IN YOU OP!!! SHOW US YOUR VOMIT ARTWORK

>>733712640
Shit man, I don't even care anymore, I just want dubs: reroll

fuck someones yogurt, post pic with timestamp

>>733712705
Reroll. Sigh.

>>733712622
winrar

>>733711741
>22 minutes
op abandoned

>>733712744
WINRAR
>>733712203

Is op still here ?

>>733712902
Keep waiting and find out.

We all know you don't have anything better to do.

>OP got fired

PUT ME IN THE CAP

>>733713123
OP said he had to work on and off, don't be a faggot, he will deliver. I know it in my heart.

>>733713166
we need to hang around and bump until he comes back.

Cmon OP Dont b a fag

OP here. I left the thread open and fat bitch came looking for me. Found me and cussed me out for looking at NSFW website (i guess she saw the ads on bottom).
>Anon if you don't' have anything to do then go home. Don't come to work until BOSSMAN and I talk, I'll have him call you.

sorry fellas. driving home now

bumperino

bumpity bump to keep this on the run

>>733713369
we just need to keep bumping

like anon ( >>733712551 ) said he has a lot of tasks ahead, and he needs to provide evidence for doing them.

Roll
Jack off on recepcionist main table

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Bump, keep it alive.

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>>733713414