How do I mentally prepare myself to fuck a fatty? Also

>>733676378
What's that?
A Fatty for ants?

Are we talking curvy or a land whale

Look in the mirror every morning and night for months, telling yourself this:

"You are worthless. You are worse than worthless. If you were worthless, you could just be alone. But you're so bad, you have to offer yourself up as a sacrifice for women who don't deserve love. And you're such a terrible person that you have to make yourself happy about doing this."

Step 1) Lobotomize yourself for even thinking about it.

>>733676654
Depends how you look at her. She's short, so she looks fatter than she probably is, sorta looks like a sausage roll. Cute face tho. Been having a dry spell but I'm not sure if I should degrade myself to that level

>>733676904
Masturbate then think about it

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I fuck mine everyday

>>733676378
>>733677122
faggots

You dont be a bitch and take the fatty casue fatties give good head.

And also dont look like fucking skeleton twigs.

>>733677122
Please see:
>>733676628

>>733676378
Remember when the word curvy used to mean a Victoria's Secret model with huge tits and a huge ass?

The word's meaning has been fucking decimated now.

>>733677319
What a silly use of the word. Clearly "curvy" should refer to a woman's ability to curve the fabric of local space-time with her mass.

>>733676378
Just keep telling yourself, "I'm not gay".

Tell yourself that a hole's a hole, any port in a storm, etc.

>>733678712
more

>>733676904
Degrade yourself? Stop being a faggot and admit that you can't get any anywhere else. As if fucking a girl who isn't a land whale was some sort of tragedy. Go get fucked by some giant dong you obvious faggot

>>733676378
Get drunk and don't. Don't you have standards? It's ok for men to be chubby, not women.

>>733677319

"Rubenesque" is the word we use to describe thicker, curvier women, and it's named for an artist who drew them in like the year 1600
Get some fucking perspective, you child.

>>733676378
enjoy it you psychopath. you won't regret it.

>>733676378
The key is to have an erection. If you can't do that with her, find someone else.

>>733676378
get drunk, pray you don't get whisky dick.
Also if she has pubes theyre likely to smell really bad

I fucked my fat friend last summer. Besides that I couldn't look in the mirror for a week it was ok. Ofc she told all her friends. Fucking bitch. I m a fat fucker now.

>>733676760
Why do you deserve love if you think someone doesnt purely because they are fat?

>>733679293
This, if you aren't into her you aren't into her and it will be a real struggle.

If you think you arre but aren't sure, just think of her on her back naked sweaty panting with you pounding away close to cumming.

If that doesn't excite you and give at least a semi then you are wasting your time and hers.

My current gf weights 200lbs for 6 feet, how would you call that ? Chubby ?

Just close your eyes and picture yourself fucking to normal chicks. Pressed against each other.

>>733676378
put it in the belly button

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>>733679545

Go whale watching

do nothing, if you're into it it's meant to be other wise kys

>>733677025
This.

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>>733676378
You get it up and get it in

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>>733676378
Pretty simple actually.

Pic related.

>>733676378
be prepared to do most of the work, she may get rly tired rly fkin fast on top

>>733680560
Also, don't 69 unless you want to possibly die. Happened to me once and I had to punch the bitch in her kidneys.

>>733680682
kek

>>733677319
'decimated' means to reduce something to a tenth of its original size or amount. Decimal, decimated.

>>733680682
He said chubby not whale, If you can't handle a chubby chick on top of you then maybe you should kys

>>733681037
BY a tenth of its amount, actually. So to nine tenths.

>>733681204
When guys say chubby on this site, I usually imply it to mean whale. They envision some Behemoth/Moby Dick lookalike as Sophie Dee or some other curvy bitch

Don't.
If you don't want to then don't, save them for the rest of us. Don't ruin a good woman with your vapidity.

>>733676378
u gotta ask urself, how is she gonna have to prepare herself to pityfuck a loser like u

>>733681480
Kek..

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>>733681480
lul

/thread

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>>733681453
That's the issues right there, stop using words like curvy to describe whales. Chubby chicks are hot, curvy and thick. Whales are nasty, fat and have serious health issues.

>>733676378
the tits will hang into her armpits, the pussy will seem like it is unwashed, but just wait till you smell down there

>>733676711
That's good breeding material.

>>733676760
Who broke your heart?

>>733679617
>>733679833
>>733679899
>>733680280
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>>733682004
>>733682543

chubby girls done right, post more like them!

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Just fuck her from behind

>>733682843
gross

>>733679526
fat...

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Interest?

>>733676378
>How do I mentally prepare myself to fuck a fatty?
If you have to psych yourself up for it, you aren't doing it for fun. Find someone hotter.

>>733682756
Solid advice. I never turned downed the opportunity to fuck a fatty/chubby because of this. It's the same thing I've been telling my friends.

Also, in most cases the chubby ones are far more crazy in bed. I miss my first fatty, she loved getting cum over her big tits and taking it anal.

>>733683816
Do you have kik?

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My fuck slut

>>733683952
Nice spread

>>733676378
prepare for the smell when doggy style... I was fucking some and i could smell a mix of sweat and shit from her asshole. I almost puke.

>>733685264
Fucking some unhygenic fat bitches then.

>>733683112

Posting my chubby

>>733685264
Same goes if you're a dude, I don't wanna be giving head and smelling the warm smell of ya taint mixed in with your chocolate starfish.. skinny or fat clean your back badge

>>733676378
Think of the hundreds of thousands of fat girls that get teased in school who are so chubby in early middle school or earlier that grow breasts and attract fleeting attention of the boys at that time then suddenly get pure hate and vitriol from the skinny girls.

They go home and are consoled by their Daddy who assures them they are pretty and then say if they weren't their Daddy and were a boy their age that they would be lucky if they could be their friend or - even date them. Their older brothers say roughly the same thing which piques the girls' interest.

"Reaally, Bro?", she blushes.

"Yes. Now shut up already and leave me alone."

"Ok", she giggles, "you liike me?"

"Shut up!"

Later that night her bro and sometimes the dad think about her pokey puffy nipples and wonder what shade of soft pink they are. They might try to sneak a peek at her in the shower while claiming urgent need to use the toilet. They might accidentally graze her chest with the back of their hands while wrestling or when driving her to school, do a sudden hard stop in a dangerous traffic situation and "protect her" from going through the window by putting their hand directly on the girls' chest to Save her. They act embarassed and apologize profusely saying omg I'm so sorry- please don't tell your mother. The girl may or may not Know instinctively to check out their male relatives boner- but she will Definitely Know when a male is lying to her about it being an accident. She brushes it off to a male Need to touch her.

Such girls learn at an early age that makes Want to touch and see their breasts.

Some bros and dads go too far and touch them at night.

Chubby girls need attention just as much if not More than regular girls, and are often Quite willing to be your perfect fuck puppet, having spent their early years being touched and felt up or spied upon by males related to them that society forbid to do much more than that.
Are You ready to be her replacement Daddy or Bro?

a drink or two might not be the worst idea

Start the foreplay off in the shower so you can wash out her nastiness.

>>733676378
just think that you will have a lot of climbing holds to grab

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>>733682756
Doggy style is always good advice. You can play with her ass too.

>>733676378
Fat girls are the best fucks. As long as your friends don't find out (which won't be a problem because you don't have any) then you're fine

>>733685747
Ewwww

>>733685656
Fat girls aren't any more smelly than skinny girls. It's just that some REALLY fat girls don't shower because they don't see the point if no one is going to touch them/be close to them.

>>733682756
dude seriously, ,i had a fat gf and doggy style hid pretty much all of it; plus their fat asses look REALLY good when their backs are arched

>>733685901
i was playing with this chubby chicks titties once and she had some nasty stinky cheese shit growing under her tits. got a bj and left

Not hard to prepare yourself to fuck a fatty
All fatties are desperate and ready to obey orders, they are starved for attention

Dominant them, dont be a pussy. I dont really like fat chicks that much but all the ones I've fucked have been fucking freaks in bed

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>>733685957
Dont mislead this young gent guys.

There are several kinds of fattys. Sexy kinda chubby with big glorious tits... a fat girl with small tits isn't even fuckable in MY eyes.

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>>733682756
>>733685757
In terms of what to prepare for, expect pussy to be a bit more loose thanthe average girl. Also depends on girl but yeah Pretty much this. Doggy style works the best with chubby or fat girls. Missionary is OK depending on who it is and if they're flexible
>>733685788
What this anon said is debatable but chubby or fat girls definitely suck the best
>pic related. Girl I fucked a few times. Wasn't really loose as expected but fucked her in missionary and doggy.
Also fat/chubby girls are pretty much down for whatever

>>733684646
>>733684722
>>733684814
>>733685085

would breed

>>733685630

My gf is like that, a little better to be honest.also cute face. I love her and sex is great, but everytime i fear the social stigma for being witj a fatty. I hate myself for thinking that.

>>733685945
Yeah fat titties get some nasty shit under them, if you're going to fuck a fatty just be sure she showers regularly and takes care of herself. This shit should go without saying, and yes this also applies to you. Fucking shower, or if you can't do that have some wipes on hand to wipe down parts that don't always smell the best at the end of the day.

>>733678712
looks like a trap

>>733676378

Find some place warm and moist.

Insert

Thrust

Repeat

????

Profit

>>733686893
Generally true on the looseness scale. I fucked this bigger girl once and I think she kegaled.. because she could flex that shit and make you fee like your dick was in a vice. Fucked her once or twice a month always with a condom even though she said she was on the pill. She quit answering my texts I figured ehh whatever not a loss. She told me later she was preggo. Turns out she was fucking me AND one of my buddies on the sly and he fell for her no condom bullshit

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>>733687482
Dang that ssucks. Also forgot to mention pic related girl let me facefuck her lol

>>733685569
Wtf bro

>>733687482
I guess. It just motivated me to find better/new pussy. Not my problem. I dont even talk to the "friend" anymore hes a total tool. 3 kids now by 3 different women and denies them all and signed rights away in an attempt to avoid child support but still pays on at least 2 of them. Total bitch mode.

Fucking a fatty is like riding a moped fun but you don't want your friends to catch you

>>733676928

I think this looks like my half-sister.. timeline would match up too with her going to college.

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My curvy gf

Fatties can be fun to fuck sometimes. They know they don't have a lot of value and don't value themselves. They are usually good at giving head, and they try really hard to please you.

>>733685569
Wow. You put a lot of effort into writing one of the dumbest things I've ever read on here. Bravo...

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>>733679540

>>733678712
if i saw her on tinder, 80% chance single mom reference in her bio

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>>733690173
name?

>>733690209
>>733690173
baldfag here, me like balding women

>>733684592
Nice

>>733684592
moar????

>>733690209
Would smash

>>733677025
This and this for every difficult situation.

>>733676378
Just don't, it won't matter, just the get a nice thin girl, forget about the fatties, they are not worthy, they are full of problems, physically and emotionally.

>>733676378
If only most of them looked this good. She would feel damn good in your hands, anon.

Most in reality are smelly ham-beasts. Your dick will betray you.

>>733676378
You dont fuck fattys. That´s discusting.
But if she has pretty face. Get her into sports and fuck after she turns into fitness hottie

>>733676378
Prepare yourself for the smell, and whatever you do, don't go down on her.

>>733686958
That stigma comes from guys who aren't getting any pussy. Guys who actually get laid don't worry about who other guys are fucking. So when you're balls deep in your sexy gf, laugh a little inside at those fucking virgins.

>>733676378
you start by not posting a fucking thumbnail you worthless nigger, i hope she crushes you.

>>733690209
Squeeze the day!

>>733689580
he's probably from Germany though

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Let's get some pictures going again here fucknuts.

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1) Be an adult: BOTH of you get tested to eliminate STD/STI here-say.

2) Hygiene: You don't want to face dive an 6month rancid fish taco and she doesn't want to slob on the dorito smelling shit stick you call a dick. Take a shower together, makes her more comfortable and improves the sexual experience.

3) WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM!!!!!!! Child Support sucks!

4) Communication: every game needs a game plan. Find out if she wants it gentle or if she wants to be banged like a screen door in a hurricane. She might like both?

5) Have fun! Elaborate, show enthusiasm and initiative. She'll notice if you're fucking her like you have a gun against your head. Make it worth your time even though she isn't.

6) LOCK. THE. FUCKING. DOOR! You don't need to literally be caught with your pants down. Nor do you want to be her kids example, "This is how babies are made, kids!" No, no . . . Just NO!!

7) Most Important: be clear on what you want! Is it a one night stand? FWB? Say so! You don't need a Stage 5 clinger thinking she just found her husband when she ONLY has a surprisingly awesome snapping pussy for a 300 pounder with a side of issues!!

/b/ safe anon/anonett

>>733676378
roll her around in flour
aim for the wet spot

>>733690705
It's shallow pricks like you that creates lesbians and liberals making it harder for the rest of us honest humans :/

>>733690550
Big girls need love to

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>>733690264
>>733690283
Kylie page

>>733691464
They love food

>>733691183
Fucking sexy! Smash her pussy good then treat her to dinner

>>733691480
Yes ma'am

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OC

>>733691464
and sex

>>733691646
Kek, I'm bigger than her dildo

>>733691726
That face kills the boner . . .

>>733679526
Built like an above average man.

>>733681480
Nice

>>733692165
Perfection

>>733684592
Love how trashy she is

>>733691350
And don't masterbate for 2 weeks prior. Makes it easier to maintain wood. You're golden if you just want to get it over and done with in 5 min or less.

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Oc gf.

>>733692599
Neet

>>733678712
Bethan?

>>733676378
You dont. You just jump in

>>733691320
Sloppy seconds!!

>>733676378
>do doggy
>prepare for glorious buss shockwaves

>>733692924
Epic typo

>>733693012
Nice

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>>733676378
not possible for me, I have tried, boner dies every time.

the best I can do is close my eyes and let them suck me off, I have been able to do that but even that takes effort tbh.

I genuinely tried. Biology says no, I need something more like pic related

>>733677025
do that and you will never fuck any fatties, will cure the confusion though and spare you both the awkward situation where you have to make excuses for why she killed your boner

>>733693124
Sexy

Fat girls are the best

Never feel insecure around them, into kinky shit, comfy to fuck, lots to grab and you can eat a pizza together after

>>733693624
Fact

Fat girls fuck like their lives depend on it. The insecurity fuels their lust more than any skinny bitch can handle.

>>733676378
Just know this, she will probably do anything you ask her to do. The best blowjob I ever got was from a fatty.

>>733676378

honestly, you really shouldn't do it. get a fleshlight

they latch on SUPER obsessively if you get a weird fatty, they fall in love so fast if they're sad fat

good head is not worth the headache

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>>733694307
Just missing my dick

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Here's one of her playing with her amazing tits

>>733693012
Love bellies like that

>>733694362
More. I want to see her get fucked

>>733694220
Dunno what kind of fat girls you've been fucking. Most that I've known are similar to gays in that they have a very undeserved amount of confidence.

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>>733693012
>>733693048
>>733694414

So what this thread is telling me is that fat chicks are clingy, desperate, and willing to do a lot?

Brb finding nearest fat chick

>>733680531
More of her?

>>733682004
that's a high grade chubby funster

>>733694477
>>733694450
Like all things you still have to play you cards right and put in effort but if you so it perfect you can come out on the other side like a king

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>>733676378
Everytime you fart put your hand in your pants, then smell your hand. This will prepare you for the smell when you spread her ass cheeks. Pic related.

>>733694535
king? more like fat fucker

>>733679389
Kek

>>733694535
I hear that. That's why I said most. A chosen few were some of the best lays I've had. Like other anons said, that insecurity does something amazing.

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>>733694429
I don't have any webms of us fucking yet, usually we spur of the moment sex so we don't record it

>>733694763
does she have round teeth from all the eating?

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>>733676378

Now, listen, here's how it works.
>She's gonna pull her rig off.
>And she's gonna get on all fours.
>Now, you stand behind her
>and drop your rig.
>Then, you're gonna see something that
l>looks like some kind of Japanese food.
>It ain't, so don't eat it.
>That's the bulls-eye.
>Then you just start tugging
>on your little soldier.
>Wait till he gets to attention,
>then poke him in there.
>Keep poking it in there till he spits up.
>You're gonna need a raincoat.
>As soon as you're done,
>run to the bathroom, wash your crotch.
>That way, you don't wake up wondering
>why you got oatmeal in your carpet.
>Breathe through your mouth
>so that you don't puke.
>Shouldn't be a problem for you.
You got it?

>>733692599
MOAR

>>733676904
Man, ive been in your situation before. It's not demeaning to fulfill a base need. Fat chicks tend to be submissive, use it a chance to be aggresive. I do stuff to fat chick's that normal chick's wouldn't dream if doing. Have fun and use protection

>>733678712
This thread is for pigs not horses.

>>733694556
Damn, would you look at the time. . .

>>733685747
This is the most disgusting picture I or anyone else on earth has ever seen.

>>733676378
No stress.

I wish normal sized girls would be as reliably unstressful.

>>733676378
Just as you go down on her think of all the sweaty chaffing cheese you are about to orally consume and savour

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Fuck a chubby assed boy first

>>733691451
Shut the fuck up, fatty.

I'm fine with all of the fat fucks out there cuz I know that I'm a prime specimen and bitches want that muscle definition. Fat != strength and whoever told you that lie probably worked for the food industry. I laugh every time one of you tubbies strains a muscle trying to show off.

Leave the skinny women to us humans, I don't set the bar low (you know this, because I'm in shape) for myself, so I figure the less competition you offer, the more women for my harem.

>>733697507
Holy god. Any more?

>>733676378

The anon who wrote 'curvy or a land whale' has a point. Curvy is the way to go- landwhale is actually kind of a gross logistical hassle. I lightly fucked a landwhale a couple of weeks ago for a giggle, it was bizzare and I wont do it again. Fucking fat chicks is a guilty pleasure. For it. Recomend it. is a whole bunch of fun, Landwhale though, nope. she was wearing of looser things when i spotted her,and the clothes fell straight down like a waterfall from her boobs disguising the truth- the curves were not really there, just an enourmous slab of fat- She had a gunt. I've never encounted one before, but for real, there was this extra roll that her junk hid behind. I had to lift it up. Curvy girls don't really have this. The sheer bulk of her kind of made her boobs less awesome- they kind of faded into the landscape. There were small stretch marks on the edges- maybe she got fat quick, maybe that's the result of increased gravity on her- we may never know, what was evident was, when she was on her back the whole show moved like a waterbed. a warm sweaty waterbed. Here's the thing about fucking the obese- your dick is immediately shorter. the fat definitely added another inch or two- I could feel it pressing against me, but could only feel ther vag gripping my wang for about 2 thirds. Changing position, fucked her from behind, her ass was flanked by fat that was not ass. Did not like. changed again, she rode me. Fat people are really goddamn heavy. Without trying she pinned me completely, and with each motion of her riding it forced out my breath and I couldn't breath in because of the weight on me. It was terrifying. Stick to curvy. If you spot a gunt, reconsider.

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>>733698473
She really needs some implants to lift those sad pancakes.

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>>733678901
This kinda looks like a dude. Kinda hot. But kinda masculine at the same time.

>>733676378
Why prepare? You're setting yourself up to fail with all that thinking.

>>733698850
why dont you fuck her while she lays on her back than your dick gets in it fully. thats with every girl

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>>733676760

>>733676378
Sauce

Better question how do you fuck someone that looks sickly thin

Smoke weed with her. Feed yourselves pizza and beers. Root.