Secrets thread. Tell us your secrets and confessions, /b/.

>>733671149
I post on /b/ on this site called 4chan.

I don't seed my Torrents.

>>733671299
You motherfucker

>>733671299
Eat your own head

I'm currently looking to pay a girl to spank me

>>733671149
I stole a balloon on National Free Balloon Day.

>>733671149
I throw away 80 the food i buy.
I also water my year all year long even when i am told not too.

>>733671342
looking where?

>>733671149
I showed child porn to my 10 year old sister

>>733671149
I don't recycle i used both cans and put everything into them,diabetic needles and i have aids.

>>733671424
Watering your year? You motherfucker!

>>733671509
how old were you and what was happening in the porn (ages, hardcore?)

What did she say?

>>733671664
this, curious

>>733671598
That is my 3rd mistake for the night i have to go to bed sweet dreams you all :3 i keked.
>>733669999 i could not find my other one good night :)

Had sex with a mate's girlfriend.

>>733671664
I was 19, I showed her a variety of things ranging from nn models to hurtcore, the girls were 4-14. Her reaction was that she didn't like the most of it, but she really liked Masha's lesbian videos.

>>733671149
Had sex with a mates female dog she was a Husky lab mix.

>>733671149
I raped my sister since she was 8 until she moved out at 18. She fucking hated me for the longest time, but she eventually grew to relax and enjoy it. I got her pregnant, kept the baby and my son perfectly healthy.

>>733671852
did you ever get caught? How do you protect yourselft from being swated? ANd what did she like about the lesbian video :O

>>733671149
I hid a poop in a nursing home

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>>733671968
Fucking get a room

>>733671149
i am currently renting my ass to a what can only be described as a predatory gay.
no one knows and i literally take zero pleasure in the act
ill greentext if anyone wants to know how the fuck this happened sinced its kind of complicated to explain in just a few words

>>733672029
not even the same anon! :O Maybe we should get a room for 4

I jerked off my girlfriends Doberman once and had him ejaculate in my hands. I constantly think about grabbing that beasts cock and have it submit to me but I'm afraid to get caught. Also /b/ fucked me up this bad

>>733671852
Did you ever do anything with her? Or just watching things?

How did you raise the subject with her and get her to agree?

>>733672043
Nobody wants to hear about that gay shit

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car :(

>>733672043
>ill greentext if anyone wants
do it faggot

>>733672225
;)

>>733672225
>tried
you didn't let her? Was she hot or ugly

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>>733672225
>fonger

was in shota relationship growing up. i get off to it now.

>>733671149
I break into friends homes and put dead rats,cats, somtimes small dogs down in their homes by droping them through the attic into the walls i am not sure why i do this but over 10 people now and as many as 40 times total even helped 1 of them take a wall out to find it they even thanked me.

I fuck dogs and baby unicorns

I get way too much joy out of trolling people. Like almost addicted. I had to take a break from here for 2 years and now I'm back. At least this place sucks now so it's easier to not come as much. Not a big deal but weird to me seeing as I don't fit the neck beard stereotype .

>>733671968
No surprisingly, thought she'd turn me in, but that's not what's happened at all. We didn't talk to each other after that happened for three years. We recently renewed our relationship, regularly cuddle in my room and have a good time overall. I dont really know why she liked it, probably because there was a lot of cuddling and kissing involved.

>>733672043
horrified, but go on

I jerked it to the sound of a cheerleader being raped by one of the gym teachers.

From what I heard apparently she wasn't the first that this guy had apparently raped.

I have a slight obsession with my best friend. I love her, and I desperately wish she felt the same. I'm constantly trying to find nudes of hers. She knows I have feels for her. I masturbate to her fb pictures.

>>733672396
Smh

>>733672043
story please

>>733672412
nuice

>>733672435
wow, details?

>>733672444
It's just weird to me man I'm not some neck beard nerd. My life isn't shit either.

>>733672543
Worst secret would be. I killed my kitten and probably bullied a kid so bad he must have problems to this day. Should have started with that

>>733672443
wonderfully pedestrian

I masturbated over my sleeping cousin and came on her face (she was 11 at the time, I was 30). I cleaned most of it off but left some on her lips. I'm not sure how she didn't wake up tbh.

I also "accidentally" stuck my hand down her bikini bottoms in the pool a few times and moved her to sit on my boner whenever she sat on my lap to watch TV or whatever.

I think her mom suspects something because she more recently never leaves us alone together, but whatever. She'll be too old soon anyway.

>>733671149
I cried when Ashi died in the Samurai Jack finale.

>>733672443
I was in the same situation, I shared her photos on Cumonprintedpics and seeing other guys use her to jack off to made me horny as fuck but also helped me get over "feelings" for her, as I started to see her as nothing but a whore to cum to.I suggest giving it a go.

>>733672443
She know and only strings you along for attention

>>733672824
Piece of shit, she probably was awake, but paralyzed with fear. How dumb can you get

>>733672824
how old is the optimal age for you. Also what is your minimum and maximum age, maximum being the age you are still attracted to her.

I fap inclusivly to shota. i have fapped to questionable photos before, but I don't want to be a pedo. i'm trying with all my might to resist. thank the gods i won't be having children

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>>733672920
that was a couple years ago. There's no proof but her own word, and she's a stupid kid. I'd just say she was dreaming and stick to my story and there's nothing they could do.

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I do pic related instead of tugging my peep.
idk if this is what god wanted.

>>733673008
Why not? Sterile?

>>733672540
He jerked it to a cheerleader being raped by a gym teacher who's apparently raped other girls before.

What more do you need to know?

>>733673040
incel

>>733672998
11 or 12 is pretty ideal, 8-9 is minimum and I start to lose interest after 16, 15 if they mature faster than normal.

>>733672254
ok
>>733672204
sorrry lil buddy, how you dont catch "the gay" from reading it

> this started about eight months ago
> be fat
> local gym was having a free trial day to try and attract business. shitty location and close to like 3 other gyms so myself and like 3 other people show up during the hours i was there
>a muscle guy was loudly talking about this dude he was fucking the other night as i walked in
> whatever not my crowd
> notice as im trying out the equipment he is following me and making it very obvious he was watching me. even winked at me when i gave him a glare
> finally ask management to get him to leave me alone
> he tells me some thing about how he would love to fuck me or something as hes leaving, gives me his number on a piece of paper
> i stuff it in the bottom of my bag because i couldnt see any trashcans and i didnt want to get yelled out for littering
> learn from others after i complain to them that he is a very in your face chubby chaser, in fact he loves to pay fat guys and degrade them, treat them like prostitutes (which i guess i am, fuck)
> whatever
> not the last time we meet, for a month as im trying to get skinnier he approaches me 3 or 4 times always in my face and telling me im fucking hot and what he would do to me given half a chance
> so long story shorter, i get into financial trouble thanks to insuffiicent funds and several bills trying to come out of my account at once
> so yes i remembered his numbe and dug it out of my bag because i didnt want to be homeless and poor
>figured id give him head once and no one would ever know and i could pretend it never happened
> cut to him showing up at my apartment and demanding i strip while he threw dollars at me to "show me whos boss"
> it was weird but it was like he instantly broke me, i didnt even hestitate when he told me to bend over my coffee table, and yes it hurts and yes it is nasty
> he left me a wad of cash and just walked out

>>733673122
thanks for the details. Do you molest children often or just look at them.

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>>733673034
>tugging my peep

>>733672824
You should turn yourself in.

>>733672303

what do you get off to most?

>>733673165
as much as I want to be an edgelord and say I do it all the time, I've never gone farther than what was in my first post and there was only one other cousin when I was younger that I ever touched.

If the right opportunity came along I definitely would act on the urges but generally I just look. I'd never do something extreme like kidnap one or actual rape or anything like that, that's not what turns me on.

>>733673139
God thats kinda fucked up
Consensual rape
Is he a prisonfag?
How much cash did he give you

>>733673293
no fucking way. Getting on the sex offender registry is worse than the death sentence. I'd rather die than get arrested for that kind of shit.

>>733673303

taking loads in the ass.

I paid a prostitute 200$ to loose my virginity today after months of debating whether to do it or not and honestly am disapointed wasnt worth it to me

>>733671149
One time I was watching you through the window five seconds ago.

>>733673339
I see. So you mostly get off on cp I guess? If so, do you take precaution to not get caught?

>>733673414
Yes exactly so you should do something of those options.

>>733673440
i also did this when I was 23 to lose mine. The asking price was $150 and I paid all the money I had in my wallet ($380) figuring it would get me better service. It didn't. It was alright though, I've had worse since.

>>733673440
Can you greentext my man? Why did you hate it? I'm sad for you since last time I found a young college girl. That was amazing.

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>>733673440
it's legit not that great unless you're emotionally involved generally.

>>733673351
i mean i dont think he was in prison, he doesnt really talk to much beside derogatory stuff
and its happened 6 times so far,
the first time was 3500 and the others were 2000 each
the second time was worse because i didnt know he was coming at all, he just showed up and handed me more money

the scary part is hes starting to try and take control of my personal life, telling me i cant go to the gym because he likes his "bitches fat" and he scared away this girl i was getting to know

I molested my cousin while pretending to be asleep while sitting between my wife and her while we watched 50 shades of grey.

I also fixed her iPhone and stole nudes off of it and shared them on here. Wish I never deleted them.

>>733673625
that's good money, bro.

>>733673440
I did this , manipulated/guilted a random student on craigslist to fuck and suck me for $50 and it was the best ever, fucked her for 2 hours

fucked her a few more times because she was way hotter than i was expected (i expected fat whale, but got tight asian student)

My fantasy is to cheat. I've had multiple relationships in which I couldn't help myself but to fuck around.

Probably due to a lack of confidence, or simply because I'm an ass.

Have been in a relationship for 1.5yr now, and slept with 9 girls since.

Never, ever got caught.

I really want to beat and degrade this girl I've known for close to a year now. Just some of the things I hear about her and how she is when around me make me angry.

>>733673479
my main rule is I never, ever save anything I come across. I like to try and maintain some level of plausible deniability, like I just happened to come across it and didn't seek it out. I always report it when it gets posted here for example (but still fap to it)

>>733673625
What the fuck, are you still a poorfag and need his money? If he's trying to control your life and scaring away people you like then you need to get that shit figured out.
You don't want to wind up buried in some woods somewhere once he gets tired of you. And letting somebody stop you from getting healthy is horrible.
But damn that's a lot of money.

>>733673625
he's a sociopath, you should seriously be careful

i know this is /b/ but yea. this psychological humiliation can fuck you up longterm. go to another gym, try and find a source of income, avoid that piece of shit.

>>733673697
no shit, thats why im still doing it.
i make less in a month then i do in less then an hour of grit your teeth and bare it

>>733673440
200 is a lot.

I lost mine to a whore, fucked exclusively whores until I was like 26 when I 'lost my virginity' for real. But once you have one real girl, you get confidence and it gets easier.

Married now, never cheated but I've had offers... I don't regret losing it to a whore.

>>733673720
its not really a fantasy if its just how you do things.

I cheat compulsively all the time. been with my girl 7 years, and do it once a month or so that whole time. it's not a fantasy, its just who I am.

>>733673792
I see. You can never really tell when you will find some then.

i have 3 girlfriends that all cuck me.

>>733673903
yeah which makes it frustrating sometimes but even with VPNs and shit I don't want to risk doing anything more

>>733673609
Cant greentext at work rn but it was a little awkward on my part very butter face from drug use pics were old before her face went to hell and very loose had a hard time getting into it she was insanely talkative which made it a little harder wasnt terrible just not worth 200$ for the hour

>>733673884
does your wife know about it. I know some girls are smooth with this.

>>733673823
>>733673794
it is starting to legit scare me, at first he was just an asshole with a lot of money, but he knows where i live, my name, my parents name, and alot of other information.

i may be screwed in more ways then one.

>>733673617
Yeah realize that now but 20/20 hindsight is useless

>>733673882
fuck, dude.
i need to get fat.

>>733674013
damn. I would try it again 100% if I were you. I only paid 140 and got a fucking nice girl. Try to filter more before choosing one.

I spent all day today trying to figure out the best way to an hero but not make it look like suicide. then i look at the gun sitting on my desk and wonder why I even give a fuck, i'll be dead, it's not my problem. But i'll give it some more thought before I just use the gun easy button.

>>733674086
not useless, now you know not to waste 200 more dollars.

>>733673884
I too cheat a lot.

>>733674063
He will probably threaten to out you then once you call it quits, if I was you I'd just call his bluff and tell him to go ahead.
Or, you could be sneaky and record him talking about extorting you and then just take it to a lawyer or something

>>733673883
Yeah i thought so to but the others werent much cheaper plus she had good reviews overall plus

>>733674063
thats literally a sociopath tactic, they obtain as much info as they can to ruin you.... its part of the fun for them, it isnt just about him dominating you during sex, its about him ruining your entire life

you should SERIOUSLY be careful and maybe seek help

the money is not worth it bro, he probably gets off on the fact that you're tempted by money

>>733674063
it may look like that now but you probably can still get a step ahead of him and turn the tables. Keep a detailed record of everything and wait for him to get complacent and let something slip.

My dog died when I tried to make him eat my homework.

I'm tired of being so fuckign useless. there is nothing for me in this world

>>733674029
nah. I wouldn't consider it cheating if she knew. I've been in poly relationships before, it's not one of those.

I'd love to date a cuckquean who got off on me fucking other girls but theres about 5 in the world.

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>>733671149
I jerked off and then rubbed my cum on the bicycle handle of this girl I knew so she'd touch my cum and touch her face with it and whatnot...

Also when a girl was passed out I sniffed her feet. I also caressed another passed out girl's feet one time too.

The first new house I moved into I fucked and came all over a pillow on the carpet in the empty apartment before when my roommates were gone while sniffing and licking the "welcome" card the super hot young realtor gave me. I had wanted to cum all over my right hand and let it air dry before meeting her so I could shake her hand. Never got to.

I raped and came inside my mom's friend's nephew. He is 11. I know he wouldn't tell anybody because he likes me and we still spend time together. I'm just worried he didn't wipe good enough and that his mom saw my cum in his cute little undies.

I lie on the internet

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>>733674223
>>733674183
i see
thanks for the advice anons.
kinda glad i decided to share. moneys no longer worth it

>>733674356
0/10

>>733674364
Monster

I sniffed the chair of a female coworker after she got up. Another guy saw me doing it and I pretended to be looking for a pen I dropped. I don't think he bought it but never brought it up.

>>733674113
The problem isnt that i dont filter enough its that the area im in sucks im not in a big city even though im in my states capital and i plan on try a hh session with someone else once i find someone whos hot and not $300+ an hour which apperently by me is what it costs for good looking ones

i hammerfisted my buddy right in the head and broke my hand
I'm a violent angry person deep down fulfilling the angry black man stereotype
still smart tho so fuck it

>>733674171
Tru

>>733674420
he probably sniffs your chair

>>733674356
Kys

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>>733674493
damn dude. I live close to a big university+close to a collge. See I found this in less than 30s. Bitches are so poors when they are in school.

>>733673883
Not a lot if you don't want to get herpes.
Prefer not fucking holes where plebs like you have been.

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>>733671299
Kys

>>733674673
It sucks to im moving in 2 weeks to florida like fuck me im probably gonna get 80 year old ladies or the men over 40 bs

>>733674699
yes because a 200-dollar whore has magical herp protections.

Everyone thinks we're just the couple with a few years age difference in the neighborhood we moved into when truth is my girlfriend who's a pillar of the community is actually my sister.

>>733671149
i dont know how to find cp, i need helP my anons, i need the cp to satisfy my sexual needs i need....Cock n Pussy...

>>733672824

of course she knew about all of it pedofaggotanon. would you sleep through my cumming all over your face and wiping it off? no, you would not.

you will be v& soon. enjoy the anal prison rape.

>>733674699
Different anon here but Most wont even bareback you for double the asking price and as long as your not eating ass theres not to much to worry about

>>733672304
This is strange. You'll end up killing someone one day.

>>733674780
damn florida may be one of the worst place. Even the premium bitches are surely in their 30s+ with huge fake tits. I don't know if I am the only one but that's a huge turn off for me. I prefer little tigh girls with round ass and nice tits.

>>733674801
Not a $200 one, but a $500 one yes.

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>>733673433
>taking loads in the ass.

>>733674817
Nice try fbi

>>733673440

dont' worry, it gets worse

>>733674817
I have never saw any cp involving true sex in my entire life. Not planning in seeing it. Must be hard to come across this though.

>>733674925
what's the fuckin' story behind that pic

I hide behind a fake mask, showing little to no emotions cause I'm a little bitch and I have this irrational fear of being rejected.
Every time someone tries to talk to me, I purposely act uninterested or ignorant to prevent further conversation.
It's gotten so bad that I forget who I'm suppose to be when I'm alone. It feels like the uninterested, ignorant and generally fucking rude version of me is becoming the "real" me.
that's the first time I talk about it. tbh it scares me so much just to think that I'm turning into the fake personality that I created for myself.

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>>733672824
>. She'll be too old soon anyway.

HE'S NOT MOVING TO AMERICA!!!!!!!!

That I been horny for a young guy so I can worship his panty clad cock in private and love him for the sissy I want him to be

>>733672299
New

>>733674903
Im with ya on the tits anon and yeah im fucked with this ill see if i can crash with a buddy of mine in north jersey close to nyc so there'll be good pickins out there

>>733675035
Two bros cupping balls

>>733675048
>I'm turning into the fake personality that I created for myself
Nothing strange or unusual about that.

Pro-tip: cut that shit out.

>>733674823
if she was going to talk she would have already. Plus I don't even live in the same country right now.

>>733675121
oh yeah mt man. You don't need to fuck theme very week anyways. Once in a while will be even better than too often. The trick is to scout for students hehe

>>733674364
Is that a lie?

>>733674385
Definitely record and copy that shit.

>>733675048
humble yourself, let it go, let it all go man
doesn't matter just do what you're going to do

>>733675005
not so hard though it isn't the most common either for obvious reasons. Older girls can take a dick more easily though some younger ones are real champs too.

>>733673032
Honestly hope you die

>>733674158
Seek help bro, please don't kys

>>733675206
if only I knew how to...

>>733675284
Damnit, now you've broken the space-time continuum.

>>733675217
Ill take your advice anon. Question though have you ever had a threesom with them saw an ad for one was a little shady so i didnt bother

>>733671923
lies.

>>733675330
I can't, that's why I said it's an irrational fear. My twisted mind leads my to see the thousands of ways it could go wrong if I stopped pretending.

I've molested other boys when I was a kid (I'm male) even though I'm straight
I'm so much more fucked in the head than anyone knows, I think it's a dominance thing, I want to be in control and shit
I got a shrink now though so we talk

>>733671852
I don't even know how to react to this shit anymore

>>733675410
I never do it since I never see a young couple, they are always basic bitches. I'm slowly developping a addiction toward girls bellow 20... I would like to say I never fucked a girl bellow 18 but 16 is legal where I live... Anyways concerning your question they always charge so much money too... Maybe I should order 2 separate girls and make them ''meet'' with me though.

>>733675556
Meditate in 20 minute sessions once or twice a day to help with the fear; just breathe and count your breathes and start over when you reach ten or lose count.

I was the first to discover the bathroom at the Walmart I worked at had also become a meth lab...it kinda did what meth labs tend to do in the end.

>>733674385
fat bitch

>>733675688
explode?

>>733674356

a: bait

b: kys

c: no really kill your self, you've probablly thought about it but no joke, it would be better for everyone if you literally killed yourself. not figuratively, but i mean right now start the process of killing yourself because you deserve it. you, your family, the people you've disappointing, they would all be better if you were dead. so kill yourself

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That feel when I can feel smug because I am a pedo but there is a pedo worse than me in this thread. Never acted on my impulses and I really just want to be normal. I hate myself

>>733672303
Tell me how do I find shotas! How do I get into a shota relationship?

>>733675005
I wish I could say the same

>>733672824
As a pedo who has never molested, shit like this makes me feel sick.

>>733673440
>>733673527
Same thing. Funny story though. These two girls shared a room. I told them I was still untainted. They give me a look over, see my 12in feet and immediately imply they could give me a freeby in exchange for big cock. Unfortunately, there was no big cock to be had. They made me pay. I bartered to fuck both at a discount. Que akward, disappointing sex. My dick was literally half way flaccid. Call it a combination of nerves and nerve ending desensitiation. Finish and leave. But I was still unsatisfied and decide to try another hooker. For what ever reason, I decide to go to the same two gals. First off, they were pissed I had more cash then I said I had before. Second, I was a broken magnum wrapper on the cabinet, I assume from the last client.i must've been their last John for the night. This time, can afford only get one. ED problems once more. I can see they don't like this one bit. Fuck them though. Start pumping my floppy Vienna sausage in her. Ask to touch her snatch cause I'm an idiot. At first she says no. I convince her it will get me up. I didn't cut my nails. I'll never know if I really cut her cooch, or if she just faked it to get me out of there. It was the most awkward dressing up of my life.

And that, children, is how I became a man that day.

>>733671299
I leech.

>>733672824
Nigga u need help

>>733675780
Yes, that's kinda how I found out it was a meth lab.

>>733675377
Ive dug my hole myself, i turned my back on everyone, i lit the bridges on fire.. i'm really the only one who can help myself and I clearly cant/wont do it, I had the chance years ago and didnt take it. I pride myself on being as unselfish as I can be but i have learned that sometimes i have to do what is best for me.

>>733673122
are you like attracted to any women your age? or just kids? Also were you molested at a young age? Most sex offenders are victims of sexual abuse.

>>733673032
Kys

>>733675845
were do you guys find that kind of content. Don't tell me here there is only always shit. Even me as a no pedo can see that. Also I though the onion was dead... How?

>>733675942
I can get it up and enjoy sex with them, yes, but it's not the same feeling, it just feels like settling for the next best thing since I can't have what I really want.

And no, I wasn't.

>>733675596
Interesting idea you should try it. I ask because i was an ad for two girls 350 and one was hot but the other was mediocre at best plus they were in a particularly shady part of town and it being my first time the idea of having my dick decide it didnt want to work would be horrible id probably end up killing myself

>>733674356
That wasn't very good, you must be twelve, please work on that.

>>733675787
Fuck. I should kill myself. I dont want to end up like you guys. For some reason I have a drive to keep living. If I were normal i would not have suicide thoughts

I used my knowledge in chemistry to make ricin in my house, very pure, tbh I was very proud of the result. (I saw it in breaking bad and wanted to test it out)
then I placed some inside a box of cigarretes and gave it to a stinky homeless man.
he died a not so nice death like 2 days afterwards.
I would definitely do it again, thatperson was making the town look ugly

In high school I was diagnosed as a compulsive liar, I had convinced my entire class that I was an entirely different person. Eventually I did come clean and told many about it, but to this day there are still many people who think I am a soon to be professional hockey player.

>>733675790
>Tell me how do I find shotas!

he was a church man, so that tells you a lot.

>>733675790

>How do I get into a shota relationship?

i dont know. he got lucky with me. i was sexually aware too early on and things aligned. it probably almost never happens like that. sorry.

>>733676096
ewww honestly I don't think that would be worth it if one of them is ugly. I would prefer a single nice one over a 8-9/10 girl with an ugly one. I'm not THAT picky with girls normaly but cmon, if you are paying for it...

>>733675859
Had a similar problem today i my dick was way less hard than normal and went flaccid 4 or so times at least she was cool with the whole thing a was good at getting it back up even though i topped out at like 75% compaird to what i usually am hard

>>733676197
Awww. Ok....

>>733671509
How did she react ?

My mom had a friend who's daughter was molested for years by her father. When I was 12 and the girl 9 they left me to watch her while they went shopping. Everything was normal until I went to check on her a second time. She was still playing dolls but she was now just in her underwear and the dolls were in sex positions. When I asked if she was ok she blindsided me by asking if I knew how to "sperm". I had recently discovered jerking off but I as still embarrassed about it so I said no. I wanted to walk out but she followed up real quick with "let me show you". My hormone filled head was curious so I said ok. She approached me pulled down my basketball shorts and underwear and put my dick right in her mouth. The feeling was overwhelming I could feel every little part she was touching in her mouth. She knew more about sex than me at this point. In what was probably two minutes I feel the familiar feeling building but this time it was far more intense than usual. While trying to hold back I can tell I can't and I just let my load go into her mouth. She swallowed then said "see that's how boys sperm" I told her thank you and she smiled. From then till she was 17 we would hook up and have sex often. Her mom found out when she was 13 but she wasn't upset( of course that when she thought it started) and just told us to be safe.

>>733675787
I don't identify with the feeling smug, but I can identify with the self hatred. I wish I was "normal" too...

>>733675960
Onionland is far from dead. I also know of methods of obtaining such shit on the clearnet too. I don't care to share specifics. Honestly I wish I didn't know and I could live in ignorance when certain urges fuck with me.

>>733675845
"the pedo that never molestates" god you sound like Todd Nickerson.

>>733676242
Thats what i thought

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>>733671149

I once shot a man....

...just for snoring

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I farted but not hard enough to scratch my itching anus

>>733676416
fine onion is still alive. But without giving details, how do you access it on clearnet. IS there some site pedo gather? If so isn't dangerous to get caught? I heard VPN's aren't that good since they gather all your data. Even the best ones do it. I may be wrong but it may be why we hear so often about pedos getting caught.

>>733676412
holy shit is this how white people do?
I would literally get raped by my parents

>>733672293
is it summer already?

>>733676624
The feels anon the feels

My secret is that I know the truth to what happens when you die.

back story tl;dr
>be me
>died once
>lived to tell about it

Most people refuse to question their beliefs so I keep it to myself.

>>733676678
What should i do anon illuminate my path

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>>733676416
I only feel smug right now because of the people in this thread who are worse than me. Why was I born this way?

>>733676691
My belief is the "tunnel" is you mothers womb in you next life am i close? And people like you who come back are miscarriges and still borns

>>733676634
>IS there some site pedo gather? If so isn't dangerous to get caught?
Yes and probably

>>733676691
can you please tell what you see past that point?

I lie on the sofa with an obvious hardon clearly outlined in my boxer shorts whilst my two stepdaughters are with me watching tv.
If I notice one of them looking my cock gets even harder and I twitch it to make it hop a little

>>733676728
I do not know my child however do not scratch it with your finger it will only make it worse

I wasted so much time on women that were not worth it; I constantly lied to myself that they were worth it, and eventually put them on the highest pedestal. Biggest regret of my life. Relationships got so bad, that it got in the way of having fun with my closest friends who are now thousands of miles apart. Guys, don't be a desperate cuck who cling on to a man/woman that either don't deserve you or not worth the time and effort. Choose carefully who you want to spend your precious time with.

>>733676747
Now that you mention it, I do feel alot better about myself considering I'm not like most of these subhuman. In fact I feel like a decent upstanding citizens, a n ormie almost.

>>733676820
ok it's fine. I must not be leeching enough to see these gathering. Except maybe the ocasional vola there and there, but I think these guys are just plain stupid. Whatever I learn something everyday.

boring secret, but I'm a dude. I love to wear diapers and smear the shit around while I jerk off

>>733676691
I know a girl (shes hot af too) that died for like 20 minutes from alcohol poisoning
she's so fucking hot
the hottest girls are always massive sluts somehow

>>733676998
>I think these guys are just plain stupid.
We are.

>>733676991
Pretty much. People would not expect me to be a pedo because I don't fit the stereotypical look of one. I should try to focus on women since I am nonexclusive. Unfortunately i think my young girl fetish stemmed from my innocence fetish, and the mojority of college aged women (my age) do not satisfy that fetish

>>733677014
Thays ok anon one of the things my prostitute told me today was that sbe used her last baby bottle, bottle feeding her piss to some old dude

>>733677194
2 minutes*****

>>733675932
Bridges can be rebuilt. It's not worth it. There's a very, very strong possibility that in 10 years you'll look back and be very thankful you didn't end the only life you get.

Don't do it man. Carry on and keep struggling through.

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>>733677149
Sounds like my love life

>>733677050
Dark times indeed child but you are young yet and will on day be a warrior against the unquenchable dark itch for i know you are special it is why i grant you my knowledge so you can be prepaired for the day of reckoning

>>733677349
I have a dream that one day i will be like you master to fart hard enough to remove the itch from my anus like a feather on the wind

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>>733671149
I have blown my loads into many young and naive college girls that I target at large college campuses. I pick them out at parties, provide a fake name and take their bimbo asses to a secluded spot and dump a load or 3 in their cunt. I have knocked up quite a few girls, many drop out, some have even carried the kid to term and kept it. "Minorities" with families that object to abortion and those with religious objections to it are the preferred chicks to seed. I have at least 4 bastard children that I know are mine and 6-7 I strongly suspect are mine. That doesn't even begin to cover all the ones that went to the clinic to get aborted.

Sometimes I get to know their "cycle" one way or another and try to get them knocked up around their fertile time of the month. It pays to do your research before going out to do the deed. My last success was a shortstack mexican chick with great fat titties, she is going to need them is 5 months when our kid is borne.

Followed her to several parties trying to plant my seed, she loves to drink and forget the details of the night (like most idiot college chicks) so after she got plastered I moved in to bag her. I told her the wrong date when she remembered to ask about protection, she thought it was a safe day and held me inside... It wasn't a safe day lol

pic related is the best feeling in the world, knowing your seed is being spread and growing inside a woman's womb. Nature made them to carry children, so I feel justified using them for that purpose.

>>733677207
>I don't fit the stereotypical look of one.
What is our stereotypical look?

>I am nonexclusive.
Same. That's the only thing saving me I think. The possibility of having a relationship with someone I can lean on and share my whole self with. I want companionship far more than sex.

>>733676991
>a normie almost
Yeah...not quite kek

When I was you younger, around 13, I would often spend the day over at my neighbors. They had two girls one aged 10 and the other 8 and they fucking loved me. It all started when we went swimming.

>Oldest girl randomly grabs my balls through swim shorts
>Feltgoodman
>Her sister notices and gets jealous and joins in
>I told them they can put their hands in my shorts
>One hand up bottom of shorts, one through waistband
>Diamonds by this point, squeezing and shitty stroking
>Take off shorts, fully nude. They follow suit

At this point I'm freaking out, their mom is inside and could check on us at any time.

>I start grabbing their asses, first time touching a girl like this
>They giggle, my hand moves to their pussy
>10yo had a ton of peach fuzz, 8yo was bald
>I spread the smaller ones lips and felt around a bit
>She freaked out, grabbed her swimsuit and went inside
>Okay.jpg

At this point I didn't care, my teenage mind was at maximum hornyness. Surprisingly she didn't tell her mother.

>By the pool they have a big ass swing set
>We hop out and go into the top, basically a treehouse
>She lays on her back as I closely inspect pussy
>I ask if she would like to try something, she agrees
>Spit on my dick
>Try to push it in and she yelps
>Wtfareyoudoingbitch.mp3
>Covering her mouth and thrust as hard as I could

Never in my life have I seen someone's eyes get as big as hers.

>Blood, Precum lubed up her incredibly tight pussy
>I last for maybe 30 seconds
>On the final thrust I slam into her as hard as I possibly could
>Felt my cock go through something
>Explode with the fury of a thousand angry niggers

She later there, crying for like 15 mins. I kept asking if she was okay and she didn't say a word. I grabbed my shorts and went home.

>>733677239
>10 years you'll look back and be very thankful you didn't
yeah, i did that, and now 10 years later here i am ...10 years and nothing gained, 10 more isnt going to help at all. I might give it a couple more months at most, try to have a few last happy times for people to remember me by.

>>733676912
Can you go into more detail about your past relationships?

>Be me
>One of twins: boy and girl; I'm the boy
>Always together with twin, even shower together and sleep in the same bed because we wanted to and have always done that
>How to jerk off though
>Do it quietly in bed anyway
>I know my sister masturbates too
>Gets to a point where we don't care and just stop hiding it from each other knowing we both do it.
>The sounds though; sister has hot moans and slicking sounds
>Can barely resist fapping to her as she does it
>Showering together was kind of over at this point but still see each other naked before
>Diamonds thinking of her sounds and now seeing her naked, even though I've always seen her naked
>Being my twin she notices
>Both of us kind of nervous and look at each other
>Sister goes to take a shower
>I fap to the thought of her standing there just now
>Sister suddenly enters room again while shower is still on and sees me fapping
>Can tell she likes what she sees
>She asks to come shower with her
>In the shower feel each other up, feel perfect boobs
>Basically get each other off, I cum on her stomach
>Parents have no idea
>Still sleeping together in the same bed at this point, now masturbating to each other and doing it to each other with occasional blowjob and eating out
>No actual sex, we decided that
>Few years later move out, we separated a bit more but it's still our secret.

>>733677578
Got any oc?

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The other day I attempted an enema in the dorm floor shower, and suddenly had to shit really badly, but I couldn't get up, so i removed the grate on the drain and shit straight down the drain. I shit so much that it clogged the drain, and I started to panic, but by splashing water directly into the drain it unclogged just in time. Then i replaced the grate and hoped no one noticed the slight shitty smell.

>>733673139
Sounds like the beginning of love in yaoiland!!! I'm so happy for you two !!

>>733672824
She most like
She probably told her mom something, even if she didn't understand it was bad. She probably didn't think it was a big deal if she did tell. The mom would never randomly suspect it, and it seems the mom isn't sure if the little girl knows what she was talking about, so mom is unsure.

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>>733677827
Three years ago I got this chick preggo, she posted some pics on fb like this. This one is her just starting to show at 2 months, I remember being so happy when I learned she was keeping the kid. She was looking for the father but gave up after awhile. She dropped out, one of only 2 white chicks I seeded that kept the kid. Saw her when she was farther along across the street, before the semester ended. Seeing that big round bulge I made filled me with pride and makes it all worth it

>>733677086
That's some hippy theory with no scientific backing.

sometimes i bump threads

>>733677593
>what is our stereotypical look
Short. Ugly. I am tall and have big muscles.

>>733678442
Actually it's not, they've conducted tests to see how the gland responds.

>>733678747
same but I'm not a pedo
I'd kick your ass and then some

>>733673720
I used to be this way...I thought there was no helping it. My current relationship I don't cheat. It's been years and my advice now is you're probably just with the wrong people to begin with.

>>733678724
That's clever. You want to know why you are not just a little pussy? Because they happen so fast you can reimburse the hotel with your dick.

>>733678870
noted.

I fap to rough porn.

>>733678747
I'm not particularly short and am pretty strong myself. I am like a 4/10 on looks though.

>>733679014
Nothing wrong with a congresswoman who voted for hairy balls, right?

>>733679051
You should have taken a picture of my friends in my sweaty wackoff shorts.

>>733674495
Are you in Cali?

>>733675206

We are, what we pretend to be... even if you are shy and reserved, but overcompensate by acting like an asshole, eventually you'll become an asshole

>>733679235
>>733679235
Canada
still fuck you up

Tit fucked the little sister of my mate. She was like 14 or 15 and I was 17 at the time. Good times, nice relationship, but my senior year ended the relationship. Damn shame, she's 16 (age of consent) now and grew some more meat in the right spots, but my current GF fucks like she was mean't to extract cum so I'm not even mad.

>>733679518
are you an aussie?

>>733675787
Do you have any idea or your best guess as to what made you this way? Genuinely asking, I feel for you since you seem to truly desire to not offend.

>>733679580
Nah, just in the right state at the right time.

>>733675787
You ever think about cutting your hair and then your dick off?

>>733679646
musta been 20 years ago

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The amount of times I cut my nails can I count on one hand.
First my mom did it, now my girlfriend does it.
Hope i never have to cut my nails myself again.

>>733679744
Sure, let's go with that.

Dated a trap for a year and a half without realizing it.

>>733679622
Not that anon, but was talking with that anon. I have come to find out that I've just always been that way. I had no traumatic sexual experiences in my past. There could be genetic factors. I think my grandfather has some attraction to prepubescents but we don't talk about it. My dad clearly is attracted to some teens (under aoc). My other grandfather...well (unconfirmed) I'm pretty sure he molested my mom when she was 13-14.

>>733679744
Nothing he described would be illegal in my state currently.

>>733679818
>>733679964
not jealous

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>>733674816
Do you fuck her though? if so, proof

>>733679964
>>733679818
literally every girl my age is like that

>>733679817
>cutting nails
bite them off like a normal man

I haven't cut my nails in my life

>>733673625
RUN! just fucking RUN my dude!

>>733677797
Then she married Robert Baratheon?

My dad and I would go on "father-son" trips once in a while, but really all we do is stay in some motel out of town for a couple of days and fuck each other.

>>733676197
Are you the one that had the ask a shota anything thread?

>>733672393
>baby unicorns

you mean rhinos?

>>733679964
Thanks for taking the time to answer. I find that very interesting. It's not like I know any in real life to ask so I don't have any stereotype in place for them.

>>733679478
lol I wasn't trying to fight I was just curious not mad /b/ro

>>733680670
I'm angry, I don't need a reason

>>733679051

all porn is rough porn tho

i was fonger

>>733680509
Pedos are equally as diverse as the entire human population I've come to find.

>>733680913
and all equally deserving of the gallows

>>733680509
>It's not like I know any in real life to ask
And yeah, it's hard to let that preference be known when society would generally view you as a walking erection looking to savagely violate everyone's little daughters.

>>733681079
never heard that opinion before...

>>733681168
grow up

>>733681090
I have mixed feelings towards you guys. If someone told me that about themselves I wouldn't tell anyone. Just like I wouldn't want my friends telling people my sex preferences. Obviously I think it's terrible that people molest children. But I also find all rape terrible.
I understand there are many different people in the world, and some can't help how they are born. A lot of factors goes into making up our psyche and preferences. Obviously I wish all pedos could just get by on porn because I feel like children should have the right to preserve their innocence. But I also feel bad for you guys because I'm sure some of you have gone through equally traumatic things to make you who you are. Also it must completely suck to have such an impractical sex preference.

>>733681553
I've known some functional members of society who're fucked up in a whole bunch of ways. I see no reason pedos can't be the same

it comes down to thinking about shit sensibly and resisting temptation. If you realise that those desires just aren't acceptable in society and you're never going to be able to give in to them? thats fine. if you're trying to convince yourself that children can consent and there's nothing wrong with it? that's a problem.

being a psychopath isn't illegal, killing people is. child molestation is the crime and 100% should remain so, but being attracted to kids itself doesn't inherently make you a monster.


anyway enough of that: my secret is I used to put puppet videos on youtube, but sometimes the puppet was on my dick instead of a hand and nobody kew

>>733681553
>A lot of factors goes into making up our psyche and preferences.
Yeah, it's been a long road to get to this understanding about who I am and how I got here.

>Also it must completely suck to have such an impractical sex preference.
Yep. Although I do find women attractive too. I guess whether my equipment decides to work or not with an actual woman will be the final piece of my puzzle. I'm never going to have sex with a kid in any event.

Also, it is nice to find that some people on here actually have some empathy. Thanks anon.

>>733671421
Are you spongebob or patrick?

Dating a girl for over a year now. About 6 months in she started being distant, before that we could stay up all night talking about shit. Decide I'll make a fake sc and send some fake dick pics to see how she reacts. End up hitting it off, talk to her pretty much non stop as mr long johnson while she keeps ignoring real me. Was enjoying talking to her again too much to confront her about it. Deleted the sc after a week and things went ok again after a while. Basically cucked myself and should have ended it with the shit she was saying, zero doubt she would cheat on me, still with her now 6 months later like a fucking cuck. Like her too much tho.

>>733680348
For Real?

>>733680319
oh my fuck

>>733671421
You fucking savage

>>733671421
>>733682222
Quads confirm this is the most fucked up confession
/thread

>>733671149
I've had two abortions and I'm pretty suicidal because of it.