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Hang 'em all. evening, /b/, what's everybody

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Hang 'em all.

evening, /b/, what's everybody drinkin' tonite?
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Zero calorie cola
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>>733658384
now, if you only had rum! ain't got any calories, I think.
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HOLY SHIT MAN LONG TIME NO SEE!!! Greetings since last october from lithuania
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>>733658744
my god, man, I wish I kept records or anything, what an honor to have you! how have things been, friend?


Also, I think it's time for a Power Move~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9tRhPiq7vg
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Gin mixed with tripple sec and cough syrup. Its a way to live my man. How goes you?
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>>733659091
I am saving that recipe, I LOVE gin! and depending on the brand of syrup, might actually taste kinda good!
I'm good, my only nite off this week, cuddlin' up to some beer, tunes, and /b/, along with my noble cup.
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>>733659335
theraflu for brand, mix with w.e flav or triple you want and fav gin of course. it goes down like candy and Im honestly a new man about every five mins or so.
cant go wrong with steel thats for sure.
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>>733658216
fuck this fat pedo neckbeard alcoholic
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>>733659764
The FUCK is wrong with being an alcoholic pedo you fruity fuck?
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>>733658216
pinot noir that comes in a bottle with a metal twist off
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>>733659670
ohhh man, with that warming sensation and fresh, soothing vapors? might have invented an actual health potion there, kudos!
and yeah, 211 is my jam.
>>733659896
aw mom, I thought you were at Chamberlain's tonite!
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>>733660038
You're cool man. Where ya been
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>>733660038

I could only wish my mother was that fun
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How goes Nickel? Been a while.

Drinking a vanilla porter that's meh at best tonight.

Found this super groovy song today, some of you guys might dig it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCiUYj6fo5c
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where have you been??

this is the unconfrimed confirmed autistic pedo Nickel correct? he can't seem to find /soc/ ?
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>>733658216
A 12 pack of beer.
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>>733660477
Eh not bad or annoying, but not my thing.

Then again I'm old and grew up on grunge so everything sounds weak because of it so IDK
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>>733660307
working like hell, one of the co-workers finally had her baby while another was like, I'ma start a fist-fight in the smoking terrace, so I'm almost over-full-time.
Every nite, attending a dead man's party <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iypUpv9xelg
>>733660470
my mom actually mixes a mean Singapore Sling, that's her fave.
>>733660477
same as always, just busier! I have no days off 'til next week.
But goodness gracious, gregarious and golden groove you got! took me a second, that's a lyric from a Beatles song, ain't it?
Also, vanilla porter is the perfect chaser for Pernod absinthe, unprepared and straight.
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>>733660490
/soc/ bitches too much about the drinking threads. Idk about the pedo thing, but to be fair like 95% of /b/ deserves to be on some kind of registry.
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>>733660490
Couldn't be farther from the truth, buddy~
>>733660615
tasty, whatcha got?
>>733660642
well, bust out some favorites! I love when music goes melting pot in my threads
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>>733658216
why haven't you killed yourself you fat-ass Robotnik looking mongoloid?
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>>733660642
That's fair, just kinda fit my lazy day off getting stoned. I'd love to hear some of your favorites.
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>>733660790

you asked for the music melting pot lol
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>>733660989
https://youtu.be/tb3UMh1DMbk?t=8s

and forgot link cause I'm tired
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmtv12NAj-4

Challenge mode song.
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>>733660803
'cuz I got shit to do, cock-puppet!
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yo has this nigga been doxxed?
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>>733661117
Did you fuck up your leg recently?
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>>733660803

Despite the sunglasses he's at least bothering to post a pic and you're not.
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>>733658216
Hello Thomas
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>>733661032
damn, that grungy as shit! I wanna smoke cigarettes beneath an underpass to that shit.
>>733661106
Oh come ON, Jungle is SO 90s!
kiddin', those drums and screams are kickass~ and that second part, so elegant!
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>>733661299
nah, all three legs look fine!
...wait, that's not a leg~
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f75XGhyKSfk
Anyone else excited for the great punk revival?
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>>733660790
12 pack of Natural Ice. Cheap and damn refreshing while I play Battlefield and listen to music.
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>>733661762
it sounds like green day tried to be a ska band for 10 seconds but i'll give it credit for having some balls
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>>733661762
alright, the sight of a sex doll getting wildly brandished is a good sign of a great concert! But hot damn, this is some rockin' shit! kickass riffs, wild outfits, bloodthirsty crowd of weirdos.. excellent choice!
>>733661846
Very cool, looks like your evening's all set and ready!
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>>733662142
Hello Thomas
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>>733662118

god fuck what I wrote previously it just got to the baritone sax part (I'm responding to it) ska is for pussies I hate that shit. Admit you like jazz and stop pretending it's hardcore.
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i reported you to the police because you were talking about having sex with little boys
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>>733661846
I'm also playing Battlefield

>>733662142
>bloodthirsty crowd of weirdos
These are my people.
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Drinking bleach while playing with my fidget spinner
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>>733662118
I had a bit of a Mr Bungle taste for a second, but yeah, Green Day flavor is there.
>>733662382
can't wait for summer to fully show up so the shirtless concerts can happen~
Bonnaroo won't be the same without Bernie Worrel though.. dammit
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>>733662575
Lit fam, 100 okemoji okemoji okemoji 100 100
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>>733662589
I have a vendetta against ska, Green Day, Paramore, and Fall out Boy.

Also the pearl jam asshat should have died instead of Chris Cornell
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>>733660654
What's your moms recipe for a singapore sling there, guy?
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So far, chocolate bunny stout and imperial jack IIPA bomber bottles from Rhinelander. Also weeeeeeeeeeed. Mayhap some Rum shortly
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Drinking water, goatee anon. Work would frown upon driving around with a fifth.
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>>733662775
Partaking in concentrated devils lettuce here, cheers mate.
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>>733662847
>Nobody is gonna steal a pink water bottle on the site
Smart anon
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also going through a bunch of my vinyl because I just set up my stereo again. Now playing : Jefferson Airplane. Up next : Primitive Man
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Stupid budlight.
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>>733662960
That right faggots
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wow squigglies and hearts from this guy really make you think about what people who do them with anime pictures look like
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Nickel where are your 40s?? I'm drinking an alcoholic root beer
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>>733659764
who pissed in your cereal mate?
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>>733662575
Were your parents a Facebook account and a Tumblr blog?
>>733662742
I can understand that, it was kind of a post-post-punk thing that went for the same attitude, but with none of the journey or risks.
Safe music, that's some neutralizing shit there.
>>733662770
keeps the same, but substitutes grenadine for sangria, plus a brand of bitters that is super toxic, but somehow makes it pretty nice all the same. We both love gin, this stuff's a great vehicle for it
>>733662775
ohohoho, a yummy nite is in store for you, sir!
>>733662847
A responsible worker, I can respect that. Enjoy it cold and refreshing, and may your last hour arrive soon!
>>733662907
I'ma hope that's a strain of puff and not actual satanic vegetables!
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How is Texas Thomas?
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>>733658216
Hi OP!
I'm at work tonight, in all The Dark and Scary Places
Just made a pot of fresh coffee.
How are you doing?
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>>733658216
Cool mug faggot
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>>733662998
oh sweet! got any Zappa?
>>733663035
aww.. you'll be alright tomorrow, buddy.
>>733663135
DID YOU SAY ANIME? UH OHHH..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyQWXRJ8Lc4


>>733663168
right here! I'm gettin' to 'em, lemme enjoy the caustic afternotes!
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>>733663328
Oho, I remember you! man, I am doing well, wish I had the midnite shift again.. nothing but mysteries and coffee. Yeah, ain't got any days off 'til next week, but that's why we do it~
cheers, my friend.
>>733663476
Thanks, prostate-flicker!
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>>733658216
CC and ginger ale.

You remind me of Penn Jillette
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>>733663328
What time you off good sir? I am currently at work with only an hour and 20 minutes go.
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>>733658216

Is this video everyday life in America?
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>>733663847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlEfCUIAfc4

Forgot link
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>>733663887
Also is that John C Riley?
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>>733663524
dude I wish. Love Zappa. Only have a cd or two of his, none on vinyl
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>>733663716
why are you a fucking cripple on crutches?
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>>733663767
Mmm, club is good stuff!
and funny you should mention tha-
PICK A CARD, ANY CARD!
>>733663847
Haven't you been there?
>>733663847
it's like an extremely subversive Primus video..
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>>733663524
hoh shit, steelies... that takes me back to years of misspent youth, being a shitty gutter punk
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>>733663716
Cheers, op! >>733663843
I'm just getting started. Another 6 hrs to go till 6am here, anon.
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>>733663965
Joe's Garage is my absolute favorite album of all time. What's yours, if I might pressure a choice?
>>733664089
those are my roommates, they store some of their shit in my room.
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>>733664103
You ever watch the show Bullshit! With Penn and Teller? Absolute love Penn's no holds barred attitude and use of foul language
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>>733664119
I select 'em for the low price and high effectiveness, but since they went to plastic 40's, a bit of flavor has left 'em.
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>>733664103
I live in America, I just don't leave the house. I left the house for an emergency medical visit like three years ago, other than that I'll rarely step out on the back porch for some air. But only after 2am. Severe agoraphobia that I don't really care to treat. I like my basement life, it lets me care for my very ill father and I make enough money online to get us by. Delivery groceries, liquor and now that Amazon can bring me TP and paper towels it's even better.
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>>733664479
yeah, it was sort of a prototype of Mythbusters, only to stage magic, had a shitload of giggles!
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>>733664291
well done. My favorite Zappa is probably Hot Rats. Favorite record of all time though? Really hard to say. Burzum - Filosofem is definitely up there though.
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Rolling on 50/50 absolute and peach juice, god forbid i run out and have to move on to something else. Listening to ghost stories and peeking in here. Cheers!
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>>733658216
>>733658216
>>733658216
>>733658216


...Jeremy?
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>>733664610
just make sure you're getting exercise and vitamin D, as well as regular human contact. Other than that, you'll do okay! Just be ready for outside life in case the indoor business doesn't work suddenly.

shit, I feel like dancing!!
>>733664871
Ohh man, Peaches En Regalia is a JAM!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGQxI0G6mKk
Almost on par with Sy Borg for sexy solo.
>>733664928
Oughta give the podcast Lore a look-see, they delve into that stuff like a mu'fucka!
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My bath water is loaded with SEX

Muahahahaha muah pussy splashin in water ( no surf board )
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>>733665252
Doing the no sleep podcast now, i love being tipsy and listening in the dark.
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Hadden Fig Chardonnay 2014 that some clients gave me from work. Pretty horrible. But free is cool.
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>>733665482
aww! the juices on your lip are the BEST juices~
>>733665564
I did the same with SCP articles while listening to office work BGM.. gradually, the terror builds~

shit, what if I'M an SCP? a humanoid powered by teriyaki chicken, malt liquor and fresh fruit, emits music and entertains?
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>>733665252
Peaches En Regalia is probably my fav zappa song
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>>733658216
r u stealing ideas off of /b/?
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>>733666078
That's a good one

I love crew slut
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>>733658216
kys nigger
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>>733665952
Ha when i found SCP I spent a week reading profiles. Id be a small imp that validates poor choices, should i drink/ yes you should , should i keep gambling/ quitters never win
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>>733666078
a close second is the Pumpkin jam here, his Mothers of Invention stuff is super acid at times~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gw2qqcsxlE
>>733666178
HEY, I'LL BUY YOU A PIZZA! JUST FOLLOW THE MAGIC FOOTPRINTS.

poor mary.
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>>733666437

is your name jeremy?
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>>733666323
A gritty luck spirit! I love it~
>>733666673
narp.
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>>733666437
When you gonna podcast and take calls nickel?
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>>733666846
So many years as a casino bartender, validating poor life choices is my super power! Also nothing beats Billy the mountain
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>>733666437
I actually don't think I've heard that one prior to right now. Good stuff
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>>733666880
Gradually, I gotta hook up with my best friend in the neighboring town and get a good mic..
then, we have fun!
>>733666984
Damn, I wanna draw a character like that~

HANG 'EM ALL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXtujxT9rzA
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>>733660477
What do you look like
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>>733658216
Stoned off my ass, senpai.
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>>733667336
god, I wish I could smoke in my room.. could perhaps be approaching the level of drunk that I could risk it..
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>>733667690
>mfw 50mg edibles
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>>733666673
It is Thomas
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>>733667899
god, I wish.
I've barely experimented with reefer, but when I hook up with my younger brother, I will post up as I do usually, only.. very high~
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>>733658216
Mtn Dew Code Red.
I have school tomorrow.
This is a bad idea.
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>>733668168
well now, why is this a bad idea? Gonna wake up with a syrup-over? Or are you planning to no-scope your entire class?
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