One m-more time!
Therapy Tea with Sakuya3D!
Are you tired, alone, upset, or f-feel left behind?
Tell me about it Anonymous. I'm here for you.
D-don't suffer in silence.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LqOylsIOUj
Go away
Faggote
>>733639328
Im going to kill you with a nigger dagger
faggot ass bitch
>>733639328
>>733639397
thats no way to try to talk to someone trying to help you..
I miss you, sometimes.
>>733639328
Show tits. Or a pic of you reimagined as a concrete mixer.
>>733639328
Kys
>>733639417
S-sounds exciting <4
>>733639397
No t-thank you, this is m-my home <4
>>733639405
*hugs with one arm*
>>733639496
*hugs with the other*
D-double hug! *hugs tightly*
Now l-let us select a tea <4
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DmnUoyhB7k
>>733639328
Welcome back... I didn't even get in the last one...
yeah that's definitely some gay ass man behind the mask
>>733639328
how many x chromosomes do you have
>>733639589
Delete your account
>>733639589
So is it cool if i just roll a few facehuggers in here or...
Hi alice, I'm always bored. The only things that get my nerves and Adrenalin pumping is doing illegal stuff (like exploring abandoned buildings) but I dont always have the time for that. Plus I rather not be fined or arrested if I do get caught. It stinks
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HpYpoUVMyQ
Oh hi Anonymous! Fancy seeing you here...
>>733639712
rip
Bumpity
>>733639517
*shrugs* n-not trying to be <4
>>733639557
S-sorry, you n-need to lurk moar <4
>>733639581
Don't know h-how <4
>>733639597
And yet, s-sadly for you, I am n-not <4
>>733639602
Three <4
>>733639661
How about s-some tea instead?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DmnUoyhB7k
>>733639328
I could use some serious advice
yo alice!
some gay ass anime nig shit going on here
>>733639589
Why are you doing this i must know
>inb4 you-can-find-me/come-watch-me @ <insert links where donations are accepted>
I feel bad that you're ignoring me. =(
Why is everyone so mean to Alice3D? I like Alice3D...
>>733639328
Hey Alice :). Little dissatisfied with the new job but doing alright. How are you hun.
>>733639838
Tea is fucking nasty
>>733639700
Have y-you been to a doctor?
>>733639862
Absolutely, w-what can I help you with?
>>733639885
*waves*
>>733639908
I'm n-not from an anime any more than you are, Carl <4
>>733639927
Because I h-have only one thing I live m-my life by: Never give up!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pFgvGSYp5M
>>733639838
What an amateur. You posted the same vocaroo twice. I lost my boner.
>>733639927
She needs more recruits
>>733639838
This insistence on putting up with all the crap thrown your way - is it a personal test? Or do you genuinely enjoy helping people? Or do you glory in the pain of others while still providing your help?
Also, nice pick of tea.
>>733639975
HEHEHE xdD we are friends its just a joke Xd
Every single time I see these threads while scrolling I just feel empty and saddened at the sheer level of degeneracy and cringe.
These threads used to be more lively. the fuck happened?
Am I dead?
>>733639328
I don't get it, why are you so reviled?
Either way it'd be awesome if you posted these at a GMT friendly time!
My Flatmate's a leech, he's not even trying to get work, eats all the ingedients for meals, leaving me to make stuff up as I go.
Luckily I found a new, well paying job for myself recently, and will be able to start looking for a place that doesn't have a friendicite making me feel like shit in my own home soon!
I wish I could be as happy as you tea
>>733640063
No, I've been to therapists and stuff but haven't really brought this one issue up, unno. By this point I guess im content being bored :/
>>733639838
No, I don't need to lurk more. Why do you reply like a bot? You have attention without even paying for it with your dignity, won't you be a sweetheart and try to be a bit more interesting ... genuine?
>>733640012
C-can't complain <4 How is your life otherwise?
>>733639960
*blinks* N-not sure what you mean.
>>733640035
Though wrong, y-your opinion is noted!
>>733640094
Not l-like I get paid for this <4
>>733640114
Don't we all, even in every other thread going on /b/?
>>733639328
H-hi!
>>733640103
W-why do you assume that the only reason people d-do things is for a personal benefit or pleasure?
>>733640114
Then f-feel free to click the little X in the upper right hand corner <4
>>733640126
It ebbs and f-flows <4'
>>733640128
Not yet s-sadly.
It must have been some people on the chat who suggested you just ignore me, or is it of your own volition? And here I thought we ended on a slightly better note.
>>733640063
My friend has depression and refuses to get help
I have a question. What's your favorite level in the game hand crafted by God, kekcroc???
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gU23aYna1j
GIMME SOME FUCKIGN TEAA
>>733640133
*shrugs* S-some people just can't stand me.
I post in the time slot I do because I work dear <4 S-sorry!
But I'm glad to see you doing better!
>>733640175
You p-probably should <4
>>733640197
I'm n-not here for your entertainment or attention dear <4
I'm here to help /b/tards!
>>733639328
W-what t-t-the f-uck is w-w-wrong with you?
Stupid attention whoring bitch. Tits or GTFO.
I had a very bad day, i love you Alice for being here
>>733640316
The majority of human action is taken out of personal benefit or pleasure - but if you think you're outwith the majority, why do you do it? Simply curious.
>>733640250
That's fair
>>733640316
no u
>>733640346
Tldr now kys a-anon
>>733640453
>>733640299
Hello t-there my love. How are you t-today?
>>733640363
*blinks* Oh d-dear. That's n-not good! Why does he refuse help?
>>733640346
I am here to help Anonymous. This isn't the appropriate channel for this.
I'm 34, should I feel bad about secretly dating my sister-in-law's 22 yo sister?
>>733640224
Idk, a little chaotic. Trying to make my way in a new city and realizing some of the struggles. Honestly a younger me would have said depressed, but I think I've come to learn you can't control everything and you just have to make do. Not really any advice needed, but I always enjoy getting to chat. I am glad you never stopped even with all the hate.
>>733640441
Show me ur dick
>>733639328
c-can you give me sauce on this?!
Kom Austre
Kom gryande dag
kom fedre og modre av
Hogtimbra ætter
Kom hanar i heimar tri
Kom allfader Odin
Kom moder min Frigg
Kom vise vanar
>>733640316
Sadly? That was mean.
My mother told me to shoot the mean ones
>>733640453
S-sorry newfag, you n-need to lurk moar <4
>>733640462
*wraps her arms tightly around you and squeezes* What happened, Anonymous? Tell me everything.
>>733640528
Why are you so fucking skinny holy shit eat some fucking meat bro like this is America not Africa we got a bunch of food here what the hell
>>733640604
Yes
>>733640528
>Two sentences
>>733640569
Im fine... What is that thing near your door? A rabbit?
>>733640441
>I post in the time slot I do because I work dear <4 S-sorry!
Naww it's good, I'm normally up at these hours anyhow.
What tea did you end up with? Jasmine Green here!
>>733639739
Ill rape you
>>733640464
As a neuropsychopharmacologist, I disagree w-with that. Most things p-people do are not for those two reasons, or any p-particular reason at all.
We do things, they justify them, not the other way around.
>>733640604
N-no, why would you?
>>733640441
If you could help what can't be helped!
>>733640175
You should at least try bringing it up to one, it sounds like it's harming your happiness and it doesn't hurt to try.
>>733640683
Please shoot it.
>>733640643
Don't h-have one <4
>>733640632
*nodnod* T-that is a good mature outlook d-dear. I'm glad t-that you find the strength to keep moving forward as well <4
I would ask about some shit, but me being such a fag can't even say shit to people let alone in public on this website, do I have problems Alice?
>>733640643
fuck you bro that's me
>>733640569
He will not tell me. I think he has given up completely. His depression has gotten so much worse too.
>>733640528
fuuuuug, i wanna cupcake.
>>733640723
oh you again, i recently watched one of your streams, you look much cuter than you sound, what a shame
>>733640852
I'm mostly seeking your personal motivation, Alice. Not a debate on psychology or neurology. You help, this is true, I've seen you. You're good at it and sweet too - but why?
>>733639328
Anon, are you who I think you are?
>>733640742
I s-spent years of my life only eating peanut butter and fluff in order t-to pay for Anonymous's healthcare costs.
So yeah, this is America. We gotta cut from somewhere, and I'd rather it be my stomach than someones life.
>>733640838
I t-think I posted it already <4
>>733640962
I don't know who you are, why does it matter what you say to me? I will never meet you, nor will I ever judge you.
I love you Alice
Cracking open a cold one with the boys
>>733640858
I c-can still try <4
>>733640962
S-sounds like it!
>>733640978
You s-should contact his parents or employer and t-tell them if he is unwilling t-to listen to you.
>>733641022
Yeah, s-smoke inhalation will ruin a girls voice <4
>>733640938
Don't lie pls
I moved to a new city for a new job. I make a lot of money and live comfortably with no debt but I hate this city. It's hard for me to make friends and when I do go out I only seem to find pretentious dipshits or druggies. The normal people don't know how to interact with me and of course all the people who are into my hobbies are shut ins.
I've been thinking for the past year of quitting and living a month at a time in AirBnB's around the US to find where I belong. But I am very afraid of it going wrong and leaving me broke without a job. But I need some kind of change... or people that are nice to interact with... wat do?
Love ya Alice! Do your thing qt
>>733641035
I'm Alice <4
>>733641027
Because if I don't, who will?
>>733641166
I l-love you too, owl guy <4
>>733639927
Because she wants to get more Twitch viewers and she's basically just advertising here trying to make herself known on le 4chins
Its all about revenue. Dont let this bitch t-tell you o-otherwise
>>733641054
>>733640063
This is the most stupid bullshit i have ever read
my eyes it hurts
>>733641035
Are you that anon with schizoprenia? I like your threads if you are.
>>733640852
The age difference thing just seems to weigh so much with people all the time. I mean I know her pops might not see any problem with it, heck, if I was him I'd be getting the rifle ready.
It's too hot.
Minecraft won't launch.
Fuck.
>>733641035
Show dick
>>733641255
do you live in houston? thats a place where a bunch of dipshits and druggies exist, you should try boston
>>733641325
A good point - if you don't make an attempt, there would be few to try. Thanks for the answer, and have a good night of it.
As for the anon saying you look cuter than you sound, fucker doesn't have any taste. They're equal to this anon.
>>733641183
He doesn't have family or a place of work, I am all he has left...
>>733641325
>I'm Alice <4
I know that much.
Are you the anon that uses the <4 in my threads?
>>733641353
Yes, that's me.
>>733641471
That's lewd.
>>733640569
Mm. I see. Good luck with that, then. I suppose I overstepped....
>>733641194
I'm n-not <4
>>733641255
I t-think maybe you have very s-strange thoughts that don't correspond to reality.
Nobody belongs anywhere. That's not a thing.
We spend our entire lives MAKING places we belong. We change our environment, we find friends, we find ways to cope and manage.
You belong in the home you build, with your own two hands. No where else.
>>733641461
>Minecraft
>>733641183
You stream?
>>733641326
This!!
She is smart, but if you think about it, this all for show to get money.
>>733641255
No kidding? Alice moved to a new city for a new job and makes lots of money too, but she lied about the whole thing.
>>733641590
hey Alice! good to see you here, tought you had died or some shit
>>733639328
ITT: newfags who don't know this trap older than internets, older than most of you.
lurk moar children, or go back to /pol/ where you belong.
>>733641326
I've l-literally been posting as Alice on /b/ f-for six years. Try h-harder.
>>733641349
And y-yet it is reality.
>>733641413
You are b-both fucking adults. Tell them to back t-the fuck off.
>>733641690
It's the best kind of b8
>>733641611
I'm mad at that because I can't play it with my pals. It's nice to have friends, right Anon?
>>733641777
Trips.
>>733641728
What do you stream on? It's been so long since I've seen an Alice thread, it'd be great to get some more.
>>733641563
Hey, I haven't popped into your threads in awhile how are you? E>
>tfw when Satori meido now too
>>733641537
*blinks* H-how does he survive then? Are you his significant other?
>>733641563
I only m-make my own threads, but I h-have posted in other threads that r-require psychological help sometimes.
So, maybe.
>>733641534
S-see you later <4
>>733641630
Yes, t-tonight I'll be streaming at 9PM EST actually <4
>>733641643
Again, b-been posting for six years as Alice and also m-make more than enough money on my own.
Try harder.
>>733641690
excatly
>>733641777
It is great having friends, but not on Minecraft
>>733641686
I p-post literally every work day dear, w-why would you think that?
>>733641655
*blinks* H-how did I lie again?
>>733641838
Twitch: celtyplays
Youtube: celtyplays
You should consider investing in some assets like these
>>733641865
Do you have a pet c-cute Alice..?
If I killed myself and livestreamed it, would you feel sad?
>>733641905
Look out boys, it's the no-fun parade!
>>733641865
No we're just friends. And he has his own income.
>>733641690
This makes me lol uncontrollably.
You are a beautiful person and I hope you find everything that you seek in life.
>>733642013
She is dead inside, so no.
>>733641475
Wow... good guess, or do I know you?
>>733641590
So I should build a house? I'm not sure if the city code would let me do that as an amateur. Can I still get a kit in a Sears catalog?