Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in >>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Still here
and
>>733613538
No no it just hurts my stomach
A foxxy claim approaches
How do I stop being so angry all the time?
>>733613764
Can you avoid the things that make you angry sono?
>>733613709
That sounds like an allergy
>>733613764
Simple! hug me
>>733613833
I cannot and I started hitting them involuntary.
Its getting to the point when I'm going to snug them in the fucking face
>>733613985
im too angry to into hugs
Slow ass thread.
QUICK! Post sick ass music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVli0334lD0
>>733613538
Kimi ni Todoke? From Me to You? Sadako? Odd. You probably haven't seen the anime then.
>>733613985
Nah thats just silly
>>733614014
I think you may want to try and relax first Sono. Thats always the first step to not being angry
>>733613538
>pulls his hands back from her armpits
>pins her down and sits on her thighs
Well as soon as she heard I'm a boy, she screamed something about "the cross" and took out a machine gun... and shot it wildly around...
Not very stable!
>tickles her neck
>>733614093
chitogege
>>733614161
I was born angry. But seriously I can't relax when I'm around them.
>>733613764
Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry, be happy
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy now
>>733614242
What things do you find to be calming?
>>733614373
Ugh I hate that song.
And you didn't write it.
>>733614413
Beating people up. I'm not even joking.
>>733614242
ERP your worries away.
>>733614506
You cant just do that though. Maybe try to focus on finding something that would help that is less uh destructive
>>733614065
Ok tell me whats been going on then. Have people in you house been screwing with you? Is there an ass hole at work?
>>733614098
No I don't think I have seen it I will add it to my list tho it looks good. What is it like?
>>733614161
Is it just for hot chocolate or all chocolate?
>>733614167
Your a boy?!
>grabs hands
>pulls you down face to face
>rolls so is now on top
>>733614506
You truly are angry beyond comprehension
>>733614521
I can't even ERP anymore. I used to do it a lot with everyone back in 2012-2014. Now can't even get in the mood.
>>733614642
Ah I started punching my chair and now everyone is looking at me...
>>733614686
I dont feel anything when eating normal chocolate
>>733614718
Maybe a stress ball would be a good start?
>>733614686
>looks up at her
E-eh?? Yeah, I am...
I HAVE RETURNED FROM ACEN WITH A RENEWED VIGOR FOR THE ONE WAIFU
THE TRUE WAIFU
>>733613764
You give me kiss
>>733614686
Its my mom, she's always talking to me and telling me to do favors even when I'm at work. She'll come to my apartment move my shit around and throw stuff out when I'm not around.
>>733614704
I want you to kill me.
>>733614766
Hello Mai
>>733614962
I can't do that, I'm not a killer
>>733614718
Sorry man, you're too far gone unfortunately.
>>733614852
I don't know...
Which one is a good one?
Do they really work?
I think a fucking blood vessel is going to blow up in my brain
>>733614946
But my lips belong to Alice.
>>733614877
She's a great waifu
yes
>>733615190
Im not sure Sono but you need something it seems to help you relax.
>>733613552
>>733615190
>>gasses you
>>733615116
Sure you can, I'm not a killer either and I do it all the time.
>>733615168
I miss ERPing with people too.
>>733615263
No.
>>733615270
Poor Mash...
>>733615349
Recommend me some other things, please
>>733615399
Hi
>>733615488
Im not sure really but you may want to try some breathing exercises
>>733614686
I see. Well, girl looks like a movie monster which causes her to grow up incredibly insecure and awkward. She now wants to make friends and a boy intends to help her. One of the best romance anime ever, desu. So good another anime plagiarized off it.
>>733614766
Hello head-chan.
>>733614877
NOOOOOOOOOOOPE.
>>733615263
No.
>>733615586
I want to fucking kill something
>>733615525
*grabs your shoulders and kisses you*
Soraka is a beautiful champion
>>733614098
define sick ass
>>733614167
just an avatar :o
>>733614852
Idk then it is strange tho
Any one else about you place atm or is it just you?
>>733614870
I didn't realise, you are awfully cute!
>tickles neck
>>733614962
Have you considered changing the locks? so she can't get in, I would do it for you being a lock smith and all but I'm an ocean away
>>733615263
NO!......maybe?
>>733615589
I don't normally go for romance but I will give it a go the premise does sound interesting
>>733615695
>>unzips pants
>>733615757
No! Only Alice can kiss me!
>>733615695
Sono its ok calm down
>>733615822
Its just me
>>733615586
hello
>>733615850
lewd!
>>733615810
Are you Chitoge?
>>733615822
Y-y-you too
Ahhh, ticklees!
>tries to roll away but can't
>>733615488
I can't, I just want a quiet life
boop
Anything exciting going on?
>>733616003
How are you?
>>733613764
watch facesitting porn
>>733615589
>NOOOOOOOOOOOPE
SHE IS BEST WAIFU ALL OTHERS ARE FALSE
>>733616116
>>booping intensifies
Good bye, thread. I'm sorry.
>>733615822
I told her today not to come by anymore or I'm going to change the locks and call the cops.
Can't stand this bitch anymore. She brings her old dirty garbage to my apartment and leaves it there. I don't want that old shit.
>>733615849
>zips your pants back up
You stop that.
>>733615952
I'm so fucking mad though, I want to die.
I have to go now, I don't feel like my normal self anymore. Bye Tomo <3
>>733616016
You can kiss me too.
>>733616107
Its okay, I'll tell the cops I wanted you to do it.
>>733616116
Nope.
>>733616185
I don't even enjoy porn anymore.
Cuckporn was my favorite too.
>>733616016
No, I just like the waifu
>>733616148
confused
>>733615270
why is this being posted?
>>733615810
https://www.google.com/amp/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3Fterm%3Dsick%2520ass%26amp%3Dtrue
>Totally cool, delicious, great.
>>733615822
You don't watch romance? What's wrong with you? Actually maybe it's me that's wrong. I'm lonely so I need to fill the void. You probably get swarmed by bitches.
>>733616116
Betty Boop?
>>733616305
NO! My waifu is more perfect and pure than your entry level bitch!
>>733616332
Im sorry you cant relax sonol. Bye
>>733616481
about?
>>733616328
>>booping intensifies
>>733616332
Baia Sono
>>733616530
Nope, just boop.
You the one talking about conspiracy shit earlier?
If so, got any suggestions for some good stuff to watch?
>>733616421
You like Chitoge?
>>733616684
I like the character
>>733616530
That sounds like it describes food not music :o
>>733616836
Chitoge?
>>733615952
Nice some peace and quiet I envy you
How much family have you got?
>>733616016
>Grabs your arms and puts them at you sides
>wraps legs around you pining your arms in place
Aw thank you that's so sweet
so why do you wear a dress!
>Tickles under your chin
>>733616332
garbage? like black bags off shit? That sounds like she is taking advantage of you what a bitch
>>733616530
No I have had only one serious gf in my life but we were together for a long time for my age
I don't know witch of us is the strange one may be you should put a question out to the hole thread to see if they watch it to?
>>733616332
>cuckporn
you have fine taste my friend
>>733617051
A good bit.
>>733616328
why is rikka being beaten
>>733616481
hi
>>733616629
hi taiga
>>733616559
someone I don't want to get into it
>>733617051
Aww yiss.
>>ERP-様
>>733617357
Well hopefully you sort it out
>>733617268
I meant I the same house with you
>>733617307
elfpire
>>733617569
no I don't even want to be their friend
>>733617051
I-I just think it looks better on me!
H-hey!
>tilts his head to the side, away from her hand
>turns it back in the other direction when her hand follows again
>a slight bulge can be felt by her sitting on him, he really is a boy
>tries to clamp her hand under his chin
>>733617747
Chitoge is best from the series!
>>733617442
ERP?
>>733617307
Hai hai Shinobu
How's it going?
>>733617913
she's cute
>>733617818
earlover
can you just ignore the person then?
>>733617971
eh, still tired but i need to stay awake, how are you?
>>733616629
Yep yep yep. Kay desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4rCzA8fS84 (nerd shit babble but the idea is our lives are a computer simulation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EaxtWVFOZ4 (world is run by Satanic Illuminati agents)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbSCGUPX8Sw (these guys have been to 4chan I think)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BplUD6kQYuU (the government is stealing children for sex and sacrificial ceremonies)
That's only a few.
>>733616836
Well then that means your hungry. Food can be sick ass like music.
>>733617051
Not sure about that. I'm sure everyone here has seen at least ONE romance anime considering we are in a waifu thread.
>>733617054
Pffft, cucks.
>>733618072
Nice avatar
>>733617810
4 others. 3 siblings.
>>733617818
Maybe try to break that news to them?
>>733618236
She's perfect!
>>733618218
I am, but I've been eating ramen for 2 days
>>733618540
>Perfect
>Blonde
>>733618637
I miss ellie tbh :(
>>733618383
how old are your siblings?
Claiming emotionless psychopath
>>733618165
private calls
>>733618383
already did years ago
>>733618540
>>733618637
perfect!
>>733618165
Not too bad, just sitting here painting some warhammer and occasionally posting in thread.
>>733618218
Whew, thanks a lot! I'll bookmark them all.
Watched a couple flat earth theory ones the other day. Haven't watched too much about the Illuminati, so this is going to be interesting.
>>733618752
Oldest is highschool. Other 2 are middle schoolers.
>>733618890
Hi
>>733618916
Remind them maybe?
>>733618890
How would Yuki be a psychopath?
>>733617913
Yes they definitely look good on you!
>hands are trapped
>feels a bulge
Eep!
>releases you with legs
>falls on side
>>733618383
How do you deal with that I wouldn't be able to deal with that many people, do they at least leave you alone?
>>733618218
haha yeh that is true but I still wonder if romance is one of the most popular genres here I doubt if it beats comedy
>>733618890
>Pets
Judging by the way I keep dying, I don't think I'm good a terraria
>>733615270
Would still love
>>733618725
Who
>>733619006
I keep to myself
>>733619152
lol
>>733619296
Galko
>>733618991
Hey.
>>733619002
She is incapable of understanding others on an emotional level. I do believe Haruhi is a sociopath though. And Asakura is a real psychopath.
>>733619006
>>733619006
<3
>>733618916
rip
>>733618991
is it nice being the oldest?
>>733619351
love live
>>733618991
they won't listen
I need a drink
>>733619443
yes
>>733619380
How goes it?
>>733619443
I say it does not matter.
>>733619561
Same. Hope you get one soon
>>733619527
oshiete galko-chan
>>733618218
u fucking white male
>>733619240
nice pic
>>733619006
phew...
>quickly recovers and rolls her face down on her belly
>sits on butt, facing towards her feet, and starts taking her shoes off
>>733619736
LuckyStar
>>733619690
Pretty stressful. How goes with you?
>>733619690
already am
>>733619380
Does she ever hurt anyone for her own personal gain in the show?
I thought she was just a normal girl who got turned into an unemotional alien by Haruhi.
>>733618540
That sounds horrible. What kind of ramen you eat desu chan?
>>733618986
The flat earth theory is crazy but I assure you these ones are more frightening. Love that scary and possibly true shit. It's especially good to listen to before you go to bed. Arm yourself with knowledge friend.
>>733619006
Probably. It's either romance, comedy, or SOL that can be the top genre here. >>733619741
You're the cuck. You're the white male.
>>733620264
Cup noodles, I like the chicken flavor
what about you?
>>733619774
Yeah she is a cute
>>733620007
Ehh just some tanks. Why so stressed?
>>733620137
Hope you feel better
>>733620234
Oh no, she doesn't hurt anyone. I just like calling he a psycho
>>733620264
i take that with pride
>>733620380
Family problems. It never ends.
>>733620380
maybe after a few more
hate it when old contacts want to catch up
>>733620547
Well yeah you will always have family
>>733620772
I dont really have that problem
>>733619240
Yes but do you siblings let you? You are the oldest right?
>>733619380
So whats up?
>dose not stop petting
>>733619774
>tries to get up
>can with you on top
>kicks legs about wildly
No I left my grad down!
>>733620264
have always been an action fan if stuff ain't dieing I'm not interested
Yes SOL will probably win especially considering how many there are of them
ps whats your fave anime
Well. List of things I hate today so far.
-my gut
-my legs
-fog
>>733621019
Fog?
-yuno-
>>733621000
Yes and yes.
>>733621019
Fog is cool
>>733621087
Ever ridden a motorbike in the fog for roughly 30 minutes?
>>733621195
See above.
>>733621019
aren't you too skinny to have a gut?
>>733620996
I just want to be alone. I have made the decision to not have a wife or kids. Just more people to care about. All work and no play really weighs down on a person.
>>733621000
Nice trips ^^
>paws at your hand :3
>>733621019
Hater
:3
I'm back biches.
>>733620996
Hi
>>733621343
:3c
>>733621019
>Not drifting in the fog
Why even have a license?
>>733620996
lucky
>>733621218
Never going to buy a motorbike
>>733621248
Up to you really if thats what you want
>>733621370
Hi
>>733621612
I dont think I know anyone really is all
>>733620264
All shitskins must hang.
OOOHHHHHHH! My special gift to myself just got shipped! I'm so hyped!
>>733620338
Paldo Ramen noodles. Either spicy chicken or kimchi flavored.
>>733620467
You sicken me. Kill yourself.
>>733621000
Oh yes. You can't underestimate the power of the shonen genre. With the Dragon Ball Z, the One Piece, the Bleaches, etc. My fav animu? Kinda hard for me to decide. Either Higurashi, Toradora, Youjo Senki, Zeta Gundam, Another, Dragon Ball(not Z) or Kimi ni Todoke of course.
>>733621019
Get some excercise you pig. Preferably in an indoor gym if you hate fog.
>>733621000
hey hey, calm down. I didn't get my revenge yet!
>takes her socks off as well and tickles her soles with his fingertips
>holds her legs in place with the other hand
>>733620264
Just finished the simulation hypothesis one, seen one on the same topic but more focused on AI's, really interesting.
>>733621228
I can hate the pain its giving me lately.
>>733621248
Good reason to tbh.
>>733621492
>drifting
>motorbike
Wha?
>>733621847
Im basically a skeleton.
>>733621797
But I'm not a nigger, mein fuhrer.
>>733621847
What is your special gift?
Never tried that or even heard of it, it looks intense tbh
>>733622101
It's like drifting a car, but with less wheels
Claim
>>733621847
*kills self*
>>733622136
What are you?
>>733622244
hi nothing
nice numbers
>>733622244
Claimed
>>733621689
it won't be fun when you do
sachi
>>733622536
Prefer to stick to yourself?
>>733622243
I dont have enough power in my bike for that.
>>733622325
What does that mean
Nice singles
>>733622353
Don't -_-
>>733622555
anon
>>733622673
you call foulaw it :(
thanks you too
>>733622729
you are worthless
>>733622729
I don't think i do -_-
Same
>>733622823
i'm aware
>>733622919
hi nothing
he said you do
me too
>>733622616
now I do or with few people