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Has anyone got their PPP removed. I'm lasering my dick next

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Has anyone got their PPP removed. I'm lasering my dick next week and I feel fucking scared. They say it's fine. I'm doing it because it looks like fucking STD and I'm tired of explaining shit.
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the hookers i fucked all knew what it was and didnt say a word. i dont see the problem.
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>>733610866
Does this things have a purpose?
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Not a single girl that's blown me has said shit about my PPP. Stop being insecure.
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i have some, and no girl has ever mentioned it. Now, i've only been with like 4 girls. but still.
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>lasering my dick next week
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You fucking cuck OP. Letting women make you feel insecure enough to mutilate yourself.
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>>733610866
Not insecure. Just been asked why is my cock spotty af like this. It looks worse than the pic. I want bitches to choke on my shit not ask why is there white bumpy shit around my helmet.
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>>733612712
You know the drill, pic and timestamp
Curious
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>>733610866
Ick. What the actual fuck is this shit? Why would anyone not have those bumps removed oh my god... Seriously what the fucking hell is that and how do i make sure i never get it?
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>>733613102
Don't put your dick in another man ass like OP and you should be fine
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>>733611309
Wow they must have been drugged or total trash not to notice and ask why your cock is all fucked up and gross looking.
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>>733613252
So these guys have to tell chicks like yeah i fucked some dude in the ass now i have cock warts lol ?
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>>733613417
Just cock warts baby. NBD. kek.
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its not aids its just like some extra skin in the form of bumps
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>>733613626
Ye-yeah tha-thats what it is just skin, just extra skin.
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i'm cut, what's PPP? what does it do? i'm wondering how nice to have it?
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>>733611533
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Why lasering? I'm curious, I used 3P gel. It works for lots of people
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>>733611666
those trips
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>>733613777
and another trips
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>>733613777
Nice trips. Also if i saw a chicks pussy that looked like that with warts all over it id do a 720 and get the fuck out of there.
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>>733610866
LISTEN YOU KISSLESS VIRGIN FUCK

GIRLS DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PPP, LOOKS LIKE STD TO YOU? THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE RETARDED

/thread
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>>733613824
Its ju-just skin bro i promise. Just skin. Its not ba-bad for you.
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>>733614177
>implying all girls are not retarded
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>>733610866
DUDE, REMOVE THOSE, it looks like HPV. DO it! JUS DO IT.
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>>733610866
Rub it with a towel, they will go away
Don't laser your dick
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>>733614177
The girl i am fucking currently is in my kitchen (lol)making vomiting sounds because of ops picture and shes been with a lot of dudes and has never seen it. She is also reading this right now and yelling fuck you. The joys of owning a projector.
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>>733613256
Faggot.
Man up. You've got a dick. Who gives a fuck if its lumpy bumpy? Jesus Christ you're fucking pathetic. You make me sick you tragic vain cunt.
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PPP what does it stand for? I've never heard of it, now I want to google this shit...
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>>733614517
Your life sounds appalling.
Also, your lady friend is rather chunky.
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I didn't know this was a thing. Thanks for teaching me something today /b/!
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>>733610866
Good luck
http://imgur.com/gallery/AqOIGIH
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had sex with 7 girl so far, non of them gave a shit about my ppp.
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>>733610866
lmao good for u that dick looks like shit kys fags itt that want to live with warts forever
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>>733614067
Okay you bunch of kissless faggit virgins. This is not from gay shit. I got them when I hit puberty and they never fucking ever disappeared. I'm not creaming my cock with some fucking cream and shit that I know nothing about. Lasering is a safe method to get rid of this non-std being but STD as fuck looking shit. I've had a girl ask about it when she was gonna suck me off. I had a girl that didn't mind but she's a retarded cunt and left so im back in the game. Now some girl I fucked yesterday asked again and I'm fed up.
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>>733614574
I have shot down chicks with messed up looking pussies nigger. Why? Because i don't want my cock to sprout warts. Its called being smart you fucking clown. A smart chick would question and reject this abomination. Only a garbage whore would still be dtf.
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>>733614517
>shes been with a lot of dudes
lmao you know whats worse than ppp, a real std

good luck
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I have it, ive only fucked 3 girls but none cared.
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>>733614687
My life is awesome and this bitch is like 115 pounds soaking wet nigs mcblack.
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>>733613256
or they know their dick aka they are whores or their first man was ppp
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>>733614911
>115lbs
>4ft
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>>733614842
I have had all of my gfs besides my first one get tested pre sex with me homegirl. Again i am smart. Nice try though.
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>>733615054
/thread
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>>733615054
Shes 5'1" basically a big midget a bidget if you will.
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>>733615020
First man was ppp lol.
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>>733614714
>>733614177
>>733611309

/thread

every other guy on this thread saying they got a gf and saying that their gfs have not seen ppp in their lives are lying. two lies right there.

anyone trying to remove their ppp is a retarded, autistic person
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I heard chimps have it too. It supposed to enhance pleasure. I can see how
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>millions of years of men have had this shit
>you have to get lasers shot at your dick to remove it

so you're going to risk scarring and losing sensitivity in your dick over.......?

I can't imagine, how fucked up in the head you must be, to risk scarring or getting an infection in your dick over something that is completely normal.
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>>733615481
Lemme guess you live at home and voted for clinton? I can tell because reality escapes you. Good luck with your warty cock.
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>>733615510
>how fucked up in the head you must be

literally every 20+ yo virgin on this thread saying it looks like std
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>>733615510
Like circumcision for all the jews and Americunts and sandniggers?
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>>733615510
HEY!
YOUR LOGIC IS NOT WELCOME HERE!
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>>733615242
Well obvs we need a picture
ALSO A PICTURE OF YOUR BADASD PROJECTOR
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>>733614665
Pearly penile papules
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>>733610866
STD = Sexual transmitted damnation!

Wear a condom next time, faggot
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Just laser it for god's sake!!!!
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>>733614665
pearly penile papules
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>>733615777

ez dubs
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>>733610866

I always just assumed everyone had spots like this. I'm dead honest when I say I've been with 13 girls and none of them have ever mentioned anything about it.
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>>733616095
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>>733615510
OP should cut while hes at it and do anal bleach. Just to make sure hes a total faggot
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>>733616231
Sorry I don't read manga
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>>733616095
13 girls who would gladly give you an STD then
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>>733616409
Except i'ts not an std.
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>>733616384
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>>733616409
I have had all of my gfs besides my first one get tested pre sex with me homegirl. Again i am smart. Nice try though.
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My peepee is covered in them and no girl said anything
>fat desperate bitch w/lights out
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>>733610866
I have a moderately bad case of this and have literally never been asked about it by a girl. Maybe it's more common in the UK.
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glad I dont have fucking scales on my jewelry getter
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Don't trust the "modern" medicine. Use this on your dick instead:

https://www.iherb.com/pr/wiseways-herbals-llc-black-blood-root-drawing-salve-2-oz-56-g/25617
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My peepee is covered in ppp, every girl i've never been with tell me its gross and that looks like fucking std helpppp hurrr durrrrrrrrrrr
>fat kissless virgin neckbeard
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>>733616514
>>733616489

doesn't matter that it's not you fucking retard, it just matters that they wouldn't say anything about fleshy pustules protruding from your dick that very much look like one. tbh i got sebaceous glands on the base of my dick but they don't look anything like that disgusting shit.
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>>733616937
>sebaceous glands
ew bro you should kys, shit looks like some serious std
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yeah joke aside im 21 years old and have slept with 5 girls and none said a thing.
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>>733616937
Considering that roughly 20% of men have this I don't really see the problem. Unless you're fucking a fat girl that never seen a penis.

And BTW, if you didn't figure that out dumbass, The pictures online is far worse than what the average ppp looks like. Just like anything on the fucking internet.
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>>733614517
Post time stomp then or go fuck yourself you lonely kissless asshole.
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>>733617094
yeah i'm pulling the trigger right now
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>>733617352
the dude already said it looks worse than the picture, go fuck yourself. you are the stupid fucking retard with something that looks like HPV and herpes on the helmet of your dick.
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I'll let you know how it goes. And post progress for lols. If I lose my dick at least we will have some funny pictures Lmao.
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>>733617512
post pics already faggot
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>>733617385
thank you
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>>733610866

I removed mine couple of years ago. Didn't use
a laser, though. Applied a numbing cream and
the doctor just fried them off one by one.

100% smooth after and no regrets. gl bro!
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>>733610866
> tired of explaining shit

Count yourself lucky enough people want to see your penis that you get tired of explaining this OP. Asshole.
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>>733617469
Exactly. I would not go near a girl if she had anything like this shit on her minge lol. STD or not it looks like some pus spot looking shit. Who likes that. Some people here clearly don't know what this is. I'm 28 but I got for younger 20-21 yo girls and I've been asked 3 times about this. One was put off. I want bitches to choke on my shit not ask me about fucking STD in the heat of the moment.
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>>733617352
>>733617469

Lmao dude, ok
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Or maybe just fucking wash your dick, op?
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>>733614517
>shes been with a lot of dudes and has never seen it
right...
that's like saying i've been around a lot of humans and never met one with acne
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis
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>>733617739
Thats what they're doing with me. Also thanks bro. Hope your dick lives happily ever after.
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>>733618321
Or maybe just fucking wash your face?
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In these days you need a condom for everything
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>>733618052
You should reconsider the girls you fuck if they think ppp is an std.
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>>733618482
>grade A logic
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>>733618702
You know what works for acne?
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>>733618432
Anyone with questions read this. Also the misconceptions and treatment. Lasering my dick is clearly better than electrocuting it.
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Insecure beta tbh
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>>733618553
it looks unnatural enough any woman who doesn't question it would give you AIDS on accident
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>>733613838
Fail
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Arent PPP's like an evolutionary thing, like you know how they say duck dicks are barbed to scrape out the previous duck's cum?
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