I have a story for all you virginfags out there. >be me,

Also general sex storytime thread

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I'll post another

>had a casual hookup for a while who had a huge fetish for morph suits
>he hadn't told anyone about it
>asked me if I'd be keen because he thought I was the only person likely to say yes
>say yes
>had sex both wearing a full body black morph suit
>notbad.jpg
>cool and slippery
>9/10 would do again

pic related, were both wearing one of these

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nice

I'll post another but if no one else will add anymore I'll kill thread

>was having sex at university
>in a practise room at music school
>the chair we were having sex on was numbered
>K38
>bf cums and gets jizz all over the chair
>next day in class
>uni flys in this super important teacher from sydney to teach at our conservatorium
>teacher is taking class sitting on
>you guessed it
>K38

>>733600429
>Today, in things that totally happened...

>>733600429
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Should I keep posting? I have a few more cool sex stories.

>>733601234
No

TITS OR GTFO

Ok one more

>have peer at music school
>absolute dickhead
>jocky singlet wearing type
>always paint himself as a huge ladykiller
>always creeps on girls at parties etc
>anyway
>he was creeping on me for ages
>one night decide 'fuck it' and go through with sexing him
>he jizzes in me with no warning and without asking me if i was on birth control
>i wasn't
>get super mad
>next day have to go get morning after pill
>that shit fucks you up
>ctrl+alt+del force:period
>plus hormone fuckery
>go up to shitcunt the next day
>present him with $15 receipt
>"you owe me this money"
>caught him offguard in front of his friends
>meekly hands me $15
>proceed to ruin his reputation at uni
>find out all the lies he's been telling about girls he's fucked
>everyone hates him
>he totally deserved it

>>733600429
Tits or gtfo

>>733601512
Yes, only way to prove the stories are even remotely true.

Tits or gtfo

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>>733601512
>>733601733

yeah k

OP sounds like a girl that makes terrible choices . I would call her a whore but I'm sure they would get at least cash or drugs out of the losers they fuck

You know the rules: Tits or GTFO

>>733601909
I'd nut inside u too tbh

>>733601909
Timestamp required

Feminine penis or GTFO

>>733601909
>No timestap
not you.

>>733601938
oh you're right I should definitely let strangers on /b/ decide what sex choices I should make instead of making my own adult decisions

>>733601909
timestamp that shit

Do you cunts want some more stories or not?

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>>733601909
damn sexy tryna get your pussy ate? where you live at??

>be my 15
>have 10/10 gf (some how)
>we talk and we decide to do it on my 16 birthday (we are both virgins)
>I say I will see to everything and it will be a surprise for her
>ask a friend to book a room in the posh hotel (you have to be 18 to book but not to pick up the key)
>my birthday, I take the key in the morning
>that afternoon we go to the hotel room and we do it
>she is very tight
>use lots of lube
>lube makes it go more smoothly
>keep going until out of lube I come 4 times she cums 7
>cuddle until we fall asleep
>next morning we get dressed and leave
>she was a bit sore

Nice sweet way to lose it

>>733601663
this is the most hilarious post i've read.

you hate the dude but you fuck him anyway. then you try and twist the story to make him the bad guy.

>then i totally ruined his lyfe!
on what planet do you think people believe this shit?

>>733602236
We want timestamped tits

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>>733601909
If we're lucky. Pic related. Pretty please?

>>733602236
sure thang

>>733602236
No, please keep them to yourself

>>733602295
nice imagination you got there

>>733602295
that's a nice story dude.

my first time was with a drunk bitch that'd already sucked my mates cock. she stunk so bad i had to wash everything a dozen times. also i caught a UTI off her.

didn't even cum, felt like humping air.

>>733602236
Not really no, they seem fake and boring.

Ok one more then if you fags dont stop clucking about with your 'timestamped tits or gtfo' bullshit I'm out

>was out one night with dickhead from earlier's friend
>friend is a couple years younger than me
>cute little twink looking thing
>skinny, long golden hair
>rock musician
>super cute
>anyway
>we ended up banging which was a little weird because he was a lot younger and went to school with my younger sibling
>younger sibling lived with me for a while
>came home from fucking this boy
>"hey sibling guess what I did last night"
>"friend's name"
>sibling lol'd so hard

>>733602295
>keep going until out of lube I come 4 times she cums 7
So this thread only contains fake stories made by 12 years old?

fake and gay

>some autist took time out of his day to write this shit thinking anyone would believe it
smfh tbqh famalam

>>733602544
>buhu, why won't you believe my fake stories ;_;

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>>733602300
bad pic but this is me and him
notice my face reads "i hate this guy and his corny advances" instead of "oh isn't he so cute and charming"

nice story if true

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Timestamp ya dumb slut

>>733602295
That's cute anon and thanks for actually contributing

>>733602659
its fake and gay

>>733602720
Damn, this is more interesting that OP's fake stories.

this thread is just a bunch of lying faggots trying to impress each other

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>>733600429
If true, good for you femanon.

ok I'm done you guys are ridiculous. See you in the next thread.

>>733602653
why is this picture a screenshot?

Pfft
>when i 13 years old
>crazy sex drive
>hanging out with younger fat girls >cause they have big boobs and are >easy
>watch one girl . Blow an older guy
>He cums in her mouth
>then her friend , ugly girl
>blows the guys friend
>same ending
>I decide she easy and want to cum in her mouth
>call to her house everyday
>ask her to come for a walk
>She always gave bj
>Sometimes her friend would watch
>when she did it was tough staying hard

>>733602841
Bye Steve

>>733602841
Good luck trying to make believable stories

>>733602955
Sweet dubz

>>733602544
>posts fake tits and fake stories
>b-believe me or i'll l-leave
>haha that'll show those oppressive males
You obviously know the rules, but won't follow them, you're the neckbeard man in the story and none of this happened. Go, anon. Just go.

>wife has affair
>I take wife back
>wife wants divorce 6 months later
>ok
>double the number of sexual partners I've had in my life in the last 3 weeks
>byebitch.wav

>>733603451
so you've had sex with 2 women in the past week ?

>>733603498
past 3 weeks

>>733600429
you're a cool chick

>>733600429
slut
tits or gtfo

come on, take one for the team like you already did

>>733603620
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>733602653
looks like you like it b8man