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How should I kill these?

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How should I kill these?
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>>733589760

Dice em with a knife.
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>>733589812
boring, too fast
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>>733589760
By eating them
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>>733589860
quads and i'll do it
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>>733589760
these are valuable medication ya doofus
sell them to a hospital
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Insert them in your anus
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quads are easy
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>>733589760
up your pooper
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>>733589935
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cum on them
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>>733589958
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I want to make them wriggle in panick
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>>733589978
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>>733589988
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>>733589967
might do
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insert in anus
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>>733590056
using the liquid that creates life to take life
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>>733589760
maybe you should eat them with dubs?
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gonna cum on them
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Is this even a question? You have a perfectly good cup to cum in and see how they react. This is what people go to college for and get pfds
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>>733589760
Boiling water
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>>733590187
>>733590187
I see you wised up, had to go thru q3 capchas until i got it right
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>>733589979

In that case, you need heat. Can you generate some sort of flame/extreme heat underneath/around the cup?
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>>733590377

THIS
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>>733590187
Do you have pearly penile papules?
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>>733590431
what do you mean
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>>733590187

Oh I see, you also got a slightly bigger one of those, too. You should kill that one with fire first.
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>>733590473
Boil grubs i wonder what will happen just thinking about the outcome is exhilarating
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How did you even get a hold of maggots?
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In my cum, what next
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>>733590604

this
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>>733590633
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>>733590633
How are they reacting?
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>>733590633
Nice dubs.
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>>733590633
KYS
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>>733589760
digest them
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>>733590736
they're able to slither out now
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>>733590633

next this:
>>733590604
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>>733590633
Boil them
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>>733590633

put that fucking kettle on
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>>733590824
will try this in oil
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>>733590622
>>733590377
>>733589988

This seems to be a get thread! This is a lucky post. Those maggots are lucky charms.
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>>733590799
Holy shit. More dubs! Op, you're getting a shit load of dubs in your thread. Those are magic maggots.
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Do you have a blowtorch?
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Only thing I can think of is using fire, or freezing them. Those are bad ways to die.
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>>733590
no, and no lighter either, got a hot plate tho
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EAT. THEM. IN THE NAME OF THIS GLORIOUS DUBS.
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>>733590776
One off.
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>>733590771
this
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Eat them
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just smash them up quick. with a brick or something similar
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Gimme dem quads
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>>733590633
>>733590799
Oh shit op.
You've increased their power.
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This is how you dub
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>>733591202
Not even trying
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I put water in cause they were climbing out
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>>733589760
do a poop on them
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>>733591275
drink. plz drink them
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Gonna cook up a nice meal
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>>733591373
I leave now good bait tho
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what are they
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And not a single timestamp was posted that thread
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Oil in
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>>733591564
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>>733589913
what are they?
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>>733591608
eat them with frijoles
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>>733591730
Do you have any onions or garlic to fry them up with, also use seasoning
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>>733589760
Cum inside the glass until it's full xd
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>>733591834
dubs and you have to do this
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>>733591786
dubs
like these
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>>733591786
maggots
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in the pooper
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INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP
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>>733591834
rollin
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You better cook them OP.
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>>733591903
Milhouse has never been a meme. GTFO Newfag.
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>OP actually delivers
Noice
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>>733591608
Thanks OP for delivering my idea
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>>733591730
Drink it
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>>733589760
smother them with your ass cheeks
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>>733589760
Shrimp are delicious
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Blink them to death with your eyes.
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>>733589760
insert to anus.
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op here, quick way to convert video to webm from iphone?
they're cooked
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>>733592391
OP do you know what google is lmao
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>>733592391
App? Or use a webpage, there has to be a billion out there

http://video.online-convert.com/convert-to-webm
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Kill yourself first then let them eat you. They will die from your cancer.

You're welcome
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Cooked cum and maggots doesn't smell nice
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>>733592677
terrific
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>>733592677
Holy fuck. I've seen gore and I've been on this board for years. But somehow, maggots covered in cum, cooked, and eaten, make me fucking sick. Holy shit.
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>>733592440
It's spelled goggle
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>>733592677
eat it nigga
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>>733592677
SLICE THEM!
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You should eat those
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>>733592988
DUBS DEMANDS
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>>733592842
Fucking same here, and I've seen some motherfucker pour a jug of Choco milk down a fucking drain!

But seriously, that shit makes me queasy. Make me puke OP, eat that shit faggot, all of it, oil and all. >>733592677
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slooow internet. uploading vid
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>>733589760
Eat them. You're looking at food in the third world
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>>733593011
MOAR DUBS
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>>733593044
HOLY FUCK, DUBS AGAIN
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>>733589760
go fishin
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>>733592988
>>733593067
>Dubs replied to dubs
DELIVER OP
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>>733593351
holy fuck so annoying gotta compress video to 2mb, coming soon
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>>733593549
Good op, yes, yesssss
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>>733593549
OP Here, i am not compressing them nor eating them until you fags get trips/
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No one knows what's happening
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>>733593826
My fucking god, this thread is so nice
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Rolling for trips>>733593865
Reeling
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>>733593865
But I have trips.
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>>733593549
Rol!!
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>>733594000
EAT THEM
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>>733594000
OH SHIT ANON! WINRAR!
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>>733593963
your foot is weird as fuck
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>>733594000
Alright OP, continue.
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>>733593865
>>733594000
Trips confirmed, op. Eat that shit
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>>733593865
>>733594000
>>733594094
Hell yeah /b/rother...
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how the fuck do i remove the audio stream goddammit i'm a fucking pleb
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Truly horrific thread.
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>>733594274
DID YOU SEASON THEM?
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>>733589760
Pour metho or formaldehyde on them and keep them in a jar for display. Like I did with my hermit crab once it died.
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>>733594274
OP DELIVERED, GOD BLESS YOU OP
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op here. video conversion bullshit annoyed me. i'm out. bye.
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>>733594274
ay lmaooo baby
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>>733594274
Put them on bread and eat them now.
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>>733594274
kek
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they popped like popcorn, i also burnt myself.

fuck these fucking captcha too. i tried to hard.
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>>733594274
why are they jumping?
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>>733594274
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>>733594489
put them on ur cuck
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>>733594416
DUDE WHAT?

NO, EAT THEM!

The guy got the trips. THINK OF THE TRIPS
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>>733594511
the water coming in contact with hot oil. go try it
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>>733594511
This: >>733594489
Boiling hot oil plus anything equals popping and jumping. Never cooked bacon cunt?
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never change, /b/. never change.
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ded
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>>733594489
OP, i rolled dubs for slicing them >>733592988
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>>733594634
anything, aka water
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>>733594795
look like bananas
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>>733594795
now eat them
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Suffocate them using only your anus.
Squish them using only your anus.
Chew them up using only your anus.
Massage them to death...using only your anus.
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Toasting in epic bread
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>>733594795
>the still noticeable load

kek
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>>733589760
take your dick and slam it onto them, until they burst open and you feel their body fluids on your D.
then try to fap while hitting them with your dick
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>>733594817
Water only if you're a fool without 4 years of chemistry behind you.
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>>733595512
what would happen ? would they be jumping on the surface ?
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>>733594795
c-c-cut one in half

and eat it
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What in the fuck am I looking at
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>>733595884
maggots and cum
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Cut one open but nothing interesting in size
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>>733596043
This!
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>>733596074
*side
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>>733589860
rolling
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>>733596074
Eat one OP!
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>>733594850
DO IT
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Stick into rectum
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>>733596074

If you hurt my maggots I will literally kill your entire family with a flail forged within the dark ages. On my Blood and Honor I swear the previous.

-Sincerely,

MemeSteveInc.
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>>733595633
Oil and hydrocarbons, something in anything, "pops" whenever overheated due to the degridation or large fatty acids.
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>>733596190
nah if they were more cook/completely dried out/burned i would but they're still soft a squishy
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Suffocate with pooper
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Put them in your peehole.
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>>733596074

AND THEY'RE LITERALLY ALREADY DEAD.

HAHAHHAHHHAHHAH

>U.S.A. AI Alpha
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>>733596074
cum on them again
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I wont rest until one of those is in your anus OP
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Single file into sphincter
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>>733596285
Then keep cooking them OP, until they are dried out. DO IT FAGGOT!
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>>733596382
don't pretend that you were going to rest anyway
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>>733596285
then cook them more with cum again
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>>733596477
True.
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>>733596449
Single file into Urethra, as many as he can fit.
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Waiting for satan quads
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Stuff unto dick, ass, every orifice
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>>733596573
Roll
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>>733596573
into*
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>>733596573
Reroll
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>>733596074
If you too pussy to eat, mix with rice and chicken then eat the lot. Wont even be able to tell they're there.
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>>733596220
>>733596324
You are such cringe, I feel uncomfortable seeing those shit tier posts man. Consider An Hero faggot.
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>>733596285
Cook them more and eat them OP!
>>733596461
Anon is right, do it!

Or lay one on your dick!
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>>733596573
Rwrerol
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>>733596616
Rerollfuck
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>>733596616
Rolll
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>>733589897
>quads

Pussy-ass faggot
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Fuck
Abandon thread
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>>733596261
hmm doesnt sound like a problem, these things are small.
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>>733596666
Stuff into here OP
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>>733596637
op here, ur right. heating some oil up again.
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>>733596764
Kek
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>>733596778
cook them as long as it takes OP!
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>>733596751
Not sure if you're the same person I've been talking too but I'm too drunk to decipher what either of us has been saying. Either way lol this cunt has fried up some tasty maggots, lol whats happened to the world? Cuz I like it. EAT IT OP! EAT IT
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This is so fucking dumb. Wax worms. Go catch yourself some sunfish or crappies. Fuck I hate you all
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>>733597015
Go fist yourself faggot.
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>>733596778
Season it so it doesn't taste bland
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holy fuck op here, cooking them for longer literally makes them explode, they have some kind of outer skin.
have maggots all over..
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>>733596978
They are not maggots
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Fried maggot
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>>733597137
not maggots
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>>733597195
Kek
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>>733594274
You better dispose that frying pan thoug.
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>>733597235
what are they then? found them after moving my old trash
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>>733597263
naaa just a good clean and its fine
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>>733597286
where in the world do you live? Those look like wax worms, a Caterpillar that turns into a wax moth. Maggots that I know of are a fraction of that size
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>>733597195
Jesus Christ op, my sides
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Put them up your Dick
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>>733593865
Tripsy Mctripface here
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>>733597475
but i'm drunk as fuck so don't mind me. thanks for the deliver
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Fried and crunchy
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Put them in your urethra take them out then eat them
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>>733593865
if quads you eat them bietch!!
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>>733597702
k
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>>733597629
Is that how anchovies are made ?
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>>733597629
they don't even look that bad. if they weren't mixed with cum...
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>>733597829
yep. you cook a fish so long it turns into a bug
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op here, reading up on eating maggots, scared i'll die. prove me wrong
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>>733597951
They taste like marshallows.
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>>733597951
there are like 4bn people in asia. they don't seem to be dying and maggots is all they eat
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>>733597951
They're ok unless you eat them alive. When they are alive they will lay eggs and try to break through the intestines.
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>>733597184
The fuck are they then? Its obvious they are zome kind of insect larvae, which are all essentially the same thing (high in almost every dietry thing we need, reguardless of special origin) until they reach their metamorphosis into annoying flying cunts
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>>733597951 u can eat , nothing can going wrong
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>>733598249
Nicee!
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>>733598249
you should grow a beard
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>>733598300
i'll post a vid of chewing and swallowing
>>733598330
nah never get more than a neckbeard
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>>733598249
He actually did it the absolute madman
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>>733598249
thanks OP nice to see a straight OP once in a while here.
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>>733598366
I hope 4 this man
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>>733597951
There are childrens on Africa that would kill his own parents for a single taste of your loadied fried worms Gordon!!
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>>733598249
The man!!!! the myth!!!! the legend!!!
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>>733598249
OP delivered, you are hero of /b/.
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>>733598249
I feel complete now... ty OP... songs will be sung of your great deeds.
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>>733597629
Look like pieces of fried rice, really don't wanna think about that too much, considering I love friend rice.
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>>733598249
good lad
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compressing video

yum nice calorific meal
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shame you can't hear this but it's crunchy
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>>733599569

Nice.
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>>733599569
this is my favorite thread from now op
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>>733599569
i threw up
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>>733599569
I'm done.
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>>733599569
u savage, good job sir
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QUINTS?
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>>733599569
props to you OP

i gagged
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>>733599569
What did it taste like? Once you got past the taste of cum, of course.
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>>733593258
this is the only correct answer.
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put me in screeencap
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>>733600047
tasted of fried honestly, expected worse
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>>733600346
Awesome thread OP
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plz include me in the maggots & cum screen cap. i don't want to disrespect history
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5/24/2017 Never forget...
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>>733599569

You're a savage, L E G E N D A R Y!
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Absolute madman
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>>733599569
he actually did it the absolute madman holy fuck
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I want to see the full screencap, I also want to be included.
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>>733600712
me 2 op
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>>733589760
/fit/
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>>733589860
>>733589897
rolling
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>>733599569
This is going directly through the anals of history
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Noice OP youre a hero
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>>733599569
OP, I asked you eat them and make me vomit here> >>733593032 , screencapping that webm, I almost did, good job you absolute Madman, godspeed you magnificent faggot!
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>>733599569
Holy fuck I gagged.
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>>733594511
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>>733601122
Also bubs, magic maggots
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this going into the 4fag hall of fame
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>tfw hipsters eat fried worms as a treat
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God bless you OP
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>>733591839
>haute cousine
>fckn kek
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>>733594034
do it faggot!
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OP IS A FUCKING GOD
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>>733599569
pissening
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Frying on epic bread
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>>733599569
SUP PMAG
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I want to be in this screencap so fucking bad, OP is now blessed by kek
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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