Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>733580036
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in >>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
https://youtu.be/6lAnI-RGeoo
Peacock spuder best spudr
>>733586108
I'll stick with my stuff
Anything planned for today?
>>733586208
Steal me? Isn't that a bit pointless?
>>733586262
Always hungry, never fat
>feelsbadman
>>733586461
I'm doing fine, you?
>>733586373
If you say so.
I'm going to go for a little, maybe I can catch you again later.
>>733586431
Heh, I'm looking forward to seeing it~
>>733586511
It's like you think this is where we met or something...
>>733586608
Sorry for not replying to you!
>>733586608
Maybe. Dont really care though. Id ask my friend but she would be too busy playing with my ball of floof.
>>733586431
This is why you shoulda put in a giant turbo, go out it a fireball of glory as your engine drops out of the bay.
>>733586522
Success!
>mw2 victory theme
>>733586627
Seeya.
>>733586643
When I said "came here" I meant came to waifu.
>>733586608
Ok. Just school.
School and more school.
I love finals week.
>>733586511
Pfffft, no way.
>>733586522
WHY MUST YOU KICK ME WHILE I'M DOWN?! ;~;
>>733586643
I'm looking forward to wearing it~
>>733586657
...train today?
>>733586696
Pls no. Although I do really wanna get a turbo build going on, I just can't afford that shit on the wage I'm making. It'd cost me a year of pay, with me spending NONE of it, to finally get to that point.
>>733586431
imma fuck you up for not saying hi ya feg
>>733586522
What if I give it to ya?
>>733586608
Wait rem, you live in Asia?
>>733586774
I know, but I don't know why that's relevant. You can't do an "I saw him first" when I've known him for years.
>>733586796
I think in some ways I might be looking forward to you getting that other present more though~
>>733586206
We should get Alice back.
>>733586431
I think you're nice, if you didn't belong to Anya I would have snagged you up.
>>733586796
Yep except the twin towers will be your AND Anya's ass :^)
>>733586878
I did see him first and I know him for years too
>>733586821
I prefer to learn. Being given stuff means fuck all.
>>733586796
Because you love it.
>>733586696
>ff7 victory fanfare
>>733586796
Tomorrow, but around this time.
>>733586608
sad and tired i sleept really bad last night
>>733586981
Even if that is true, you don't seem to know him as well as me either.
>>733587015
cool to see you here again
good morning?
>>733586796
Oh boy, I know. I've been salivating over the cars I could buy after working for 2 years on my current pay. Really want to manga bomb a quarter panel on an 86GT.
>>733586983
>runescape level up jingle
>>733586821
'Ave at thee!
But hello!
>>733586878
The birthday one~?
>>733586891
Me? Nice? I dunno about that...
>>733586898
Pffft, no way fag.
>>733586983
I do not!
>>733587006
Noted!
>>733586661
Ah, it's fine. But really, in the mood to fight. Gonna kick someone's head.
>>733586682
Your Viet friend if iirc?
>>733586781
I have 6 days of school, and only three hours free time everyday
>>733586821
If I did live in Asia, the ERP Mash would be on my dick right about now.
>>733587015
I don't sleep at all, and I'm also in pain, so I could kinda relate
>>733587045
You didn't know mako was a flirt, so you know as little as I do. And I know that he like threesome's
>>733587129
Says the one who explicitly said that you wanna be in a gangbang~
>>733587129
I was talking about the one I said I'd buy a couple of days ago~
But the birthday one is going to be super cute~
>>733587100
thank you...
good morning
who remembers the bunny suit mako
>>733587117
>LoZ:OoT item get jingle
>>733587129
You love it as much as you love being called acutie3.141 tsun drivepersonrider. Minus the car. And the bike. Only people.
>>733587214
Correct.
>in pain
Got anything that isnt an overdose of anti-inflammatories for joint pain?
>>733587288
I saved them for private REEEEEEEEEEs.
>>733587117
>Manga bomb a GT86
YO HOLD THE PHONE NIGGA, I KNOW A DUDE IN THIS CAR CLUB I'M IN THAT DID JUST THAT!
I'M GETTING A SERIOUS CASE OF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
Although I really do wanna. If I get out of these tickets unscathed, the only things I'm spending free money on, is saving for December, and a Turbo RX.
>>733587234
I say a lot of things when I'm turned on, doesn't mean I'd go through with them, especially when I'm in a relationship.
>>733587235
2LEWD!
>>733587288
Pls no...
>>733587355
boi send me them on discord tbh
>>733587129
You are still going to forget it. As usual.
>>733587283
well good morning, sorry about the sleep
anything planned for today?
>>733587446
Literally who?
>>733587234
>didn't know he was a flirt
Dude, we got together because he was a flirt. We playfully flirted until things got serious.
And as much as he likes them, I'm pretty sure I'm the only one he'll ever need.
>>733587288
I do, in great detail.
>>733587367
I was actually considering buying myself something like I said earlier... Oh, right, should I get myself measured for what you're sending me?
>>733587367
Sure mako.
Maybe Anya and I can make that come true~
>>733587483
This is my profile pic and my name is Koolme
>>733586983
I can teach
>>733587129
I swear ill do it. Allo ere!
>>733587214
Wew what about mash
>>733587479
besides doing some work and lurking in the internet, no... i dont have energy or will to do anything
Claimed
What are you bellends up to?
>>733587355
>Skyrim new dungeon soundscape
>>733587367
Hoo boy, it's rough. You gotta get a professional clear coat on top to protect it don't you?
Well I think by the end of this year I'll have my bike license and a Ninja 300.
>>733587509
You know buddy, I'm getting mixed signals here. First you act like you want him to yourself, now you want to share? I think someone is realising that they don't really have a chance.
>>733587569
Literally who
>>733587635
>super mario bros end of level tune
>>733587355
But I still have the car! And it still runs! I just need a new transmission!
>>733587472
Not if I make 2 notes!
>>733587502
Yes, yes you should!
>>733587509
>Read the pillows
>>733587585
$3.50 says you won't!
What's new?
>>733587635
It is, but this was done really well. All Initial D pages too. I'm certain he clear coated it himself, but yes, you do need to in order to not have it suck.
Ohhhh, nice. Got a lot of twisty roads around you?
>>733587607
That's all I do anyways. Housework or work work?
>>733587791
I mean, I'm pretty sure it's the same as last time I measured but since I've lost some I'll check. Looking forward to seeing me in it?
>>733587791
Do 3, just in case.
>>733587801
work work...
>>733587355
Acetaminophens and oil
>>733587585
>
That happened one day.
>>733587791
I'm gonna make you bite those pillows.
Also no means yes.
>>733587654
Because when I fuck Mako silly he'll fall in love with me again and will leave you because you have a tiny dick.
>>733587726
>return to castle wolfenstein mission success theme
>>733587791
Well I guess it's difficult. Bloody time consuming.
Yeah got some 'mountains' nearby, more like tall hills.
>>733587939
Such a cute waifu, you should post more happy pics
I see, what do you do?
>>733587791
No transmission means no gotta go fast. I am dissapoint.
>>733587946
Its nearly midnight over here. Nothings open and Ive scoured the drugs in the house.
>I miss my endone now
>>733588092
>sound of enemy Nexus exploding
>'Victory!'
>>733588085
I get the feeling he's far too attached to me now. Almost addicted, you could say.
>>733588128
Afternoon.
>>733587726
>>Castlevania death jingle
Fucking medusa heads REEEEEEEE
>>733588181
Alice :o
>>733588181
>>733587911
Of course I am~
>>733587937
Gotcha, 4 it is.
>>733588085
You really are a persistent one, aren't you...
>>733588092
Oh for sure, but so worth it when you pull up next to some weebs.
Mmmm, then it'll be plenty for you. I was gunna say, if it was nothing but straight roads and open highways, something more than a 300 would be better.
>>733588216
I still have the G6, which can hit the same speeds as my RX! It's just not as fun is all.
HOMOSEXUALS DESERVE TO DIIIIIIEEEE
>>733588270
Although I'm sure you're looking forward to what I was talking about buying myself more, if you get to see it...
>>733588270
Yeah boi.
Because I still like you, baka.
>>733588233
If he's addicted to you then I will imagine he will get more addicted to me.
>>733588123
i guess i use my images as reactions of myself, sad me, sad reactions...
i do and help with software design...
OwO what's going on in here?
>>733588216
I think I'm out...
>nuclear throne charcter unlock
>>733588270
Could you do that to a bike panel? Hmm.
I weigh next to nothing, that amount of power is beyond plently for me. 0-60 in -2 seconds.
>>733588270
Spotted the cute
>>733588561
hi kurumi
>>733588270
Hah. No fun Mako.
>>733588567
>WoW level up gong
>>733588537
I thought so, that's why I want to see happy images one day
Sounds cool, do you enjoy it?
>>733588561
:o
>>733588181
>>733588241
Alice_Bunny!
When will Mako get good at drifting?
>>733588407
Maaaaybe~
>>733588525
Well, as much fun as I'm sure she's having, I'ma have to lay it out straight m8. It's ain't gunna happen, you had your chance and decided to :^) me instead.
>>733588567
Doing it to a bike panel would be FAAAR easier than a car panel tbh.
I mean, I am a literal twig compared to most people, and I still wanted a ZX11 for ultra fast 160 mph down the freeway.
>RIP ZX11
>>733588581
Well, long time no see!
>>733588687
;~;
>>733588872
I think I saw you the other day. Have you been to LA lately?
Thank you...
yeah, i like it.
>>733589050
>>733588123
forgot tagging and cant delete....
>>733589050
np
that's good then, it's still pretty early here, what time do you get in?
>>733588792
go get em!
>>733588872
Can you at least tell Anya to discuss that shit in private. I'm sure he's being lewd about you and I don't like it.
>>733589117
I don't think he likes me the way I like him.
>>733588687
I'm drawing a blank.
>nines wide world of sports tune
>>733588872
Worth looking into but I know I wont want to hurt my precious bike when I get it.
That always sounds scary, but so very, very fun.
>>733588525
Not that easy to break an addiction, buddy.
>>733588872
Only maybe~?
>>733589128
If you really know Mako that well, you should know how he likes it :^)
>>733589231
He's just playing hard to get :o
>>733589117
here too, i may leave in a few hours...
>>733589240
>Oh god
>I gotta get real on you
Blank on what?
>HAVE YOU EVER
>EVER FELT LIKE THIS
>>733588792
Hi
>>733589285
Well I don't appreciate someone leading my boyfriend -_-
>>733589431
Lewding*
>>733589018
Nah, not for the last month at the least.
>Plus, my transmission died last night, so until I get a new one, I'm going no where.
>>733589128
She saw. Up to her really.
>>733589240
Oh for sure. Unless you baby your bike, if you really go at it, you're likely to drop it a few times. If you're lucky though, it'll be at a standstill, or like, in a parking lot.
>Or maybe not at all if you're WHIMPY LOOOOOSER tier of careful.
It was amazing. Like, it was actually fast enough to outrun my feels! I didn't need to pic related!
>>733589285
If I told you, where's the fun in that~?
>>733589394
was just wondering so I knew if you'd have to head off soon. Do you have a discord or anything? You're nice to chat with, so was just wondering
>>733589349
G-give me some pointers, please.
>>733589431
Hello Koume, doing anything fun today~?
>>733588729
https://youtu.be/AVN-wjJxOSc
>>733588858
Yes, drifto is the only way
>>733589431
Well then it's a good job I'm only lewding mine.
>>733589452
That just makes it sound like I'll have to make you ask to see~
Blargh
>>733589549
>rubs your back
>>733589532
But mako is my boyfriend.
>>733589521
Some nerd is trying to nick my mako.
Not really, waiting to go to lunch
>>733588181
>>733588270
Wait, no. 4 is too much
>>733589549
-_-
>>733589523
oh
>>733589521
gotta be persistent!
>>733589399
On victory themes.
Oh boi.
>everybody needs good neighbours
>>733589452
>dropping a bike
Teeth grinding so hard rn. I'll probably be wimpy for a week, tops.
If you go fast enough, you can even escape the universe itself.
Claiming best girl.
Naps were disturbed. Annoying.
>this drama with koume, mako, and anya
>>733589745
Oh. Right.
>MISTER SQUIGGLE
>THE MAN ON THE MOOOOOOOON
>>733589495
drike#5968
i dont use it as much but there you go...
>>733589681
Wait I though Mako was single and Anya left her for Anya-stalker?
>>733589743
Its so hard, I love Alice and I want my feelings to reach him so much...
>>733589783
>hides
>>733589681
I get the feeling he disagrees buddy.
>>733589790
It's not drama so much as me and Mako being rather amused at someone trying to cling on to someone he lost his chance with.
>>733589876
>>733589669
Hi Sono
>>733589743
-_- to you too.
>>733589783
Morning.
What disturbed your slumber?
>>733589743
Oh my
>>733589783
Did you fight them?
>>733589790
Did Somebody say
DRAMA ?
>>733589874
Oh my~
>>733589865
added, it's fine
>>733589941
why so glum, chum? -_-
>>733589790
literally nothing is going on
>>733589532
Oh~?
>>733589710
Eh? It is?
>>733589745
I did it a few times, luckily no scratches came from it... except for the crash. But that was a whole shitty day I'd honestly like to forget.
Wait, 4realz?
>>733589790
Nigga, I ain't doin nothin. Now choose: Popcorn or Fruity Pebbles?
>>733589844
>ABC NEWS THEME GO
>>733590088
Fruity pebbles because you're fruity as fuck
>>733589874
But why?
>>733589941
Someone asking for 40€.
>>733589962
No.
>>733586444
The void have forgotten our true reason for existence. Shame.
>>733590088
Yep~ I know you would, too~
>>733589941
You okay, hun?
>>733589997
A-alice2? What are you doing here?
>>733590168
Because gore.
>>733590088
>panic
>relief
>drops it again
This will happen.
I won't bring it up.
>>733590266
Ok
>>733590266
I'm the other Alice...
>>733590088
Yes. Stick to 3
>>733590003
Meeh, just life.
>>733590168
Did that someone get 40€?
>>733590266
I guess, just woke up, completely exhausted.
>>733590481
midlife crisis?
>>733590003
i dont mind getting messages if you see me and want to talk, i dont mind
>>733590134
Ayyyyy good. I already had a bowl waiting.
>>733590217
Ya, I know~
>>733590289
Sounds accurate. Do some squats, and remember to lift with your legs, and DO NOT LET GO ON THE FRONT BRAKE WHEN LIFTING! It'll fall right over again.
>>733590429
What about 5?
Morning drama (for the US) is awesome. Can we get some ERP to go along with it?
>>ERP-Sama
>>733590481
No.
>>733590537
sure, im usually free most of the time and i never mind talking
>>733590097
>vegemite ad plays softly
>>733590608
It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again
>>733590562
Eat them dry mixed with popcorn, you fruit.
>>733590327
Spooky pictures creep me out..............
>>733590345
Alice1?
>>733590481
Lol every day when I wake up I have wash dishes and make two beds, then I have to walk my dog and sweep, then after that I can eat, brush my teeth, shower, ugh
>mfw most days without breakfast
>>733590562
And you know what would happen if you did~
>>733590772
Spooky pictures?
>>733590562
Nah lift with your back and rev the engine, right? I've yet to even ride one yet, three months after this saturday I finally can do the course thingy. The regulations are fucked.
>>733590628
>FRANK WALKER FROM NATIONAL TIIIIILES
>>733590772
I'm the guy who actually claims Alice -_-
>>733590562
Woah there, calm down now. Just stick to 3
>>733590830
why the fug isn't she wearing any slippers?
This is why I find her pictures spooky
>>733590859
I don't think she wants a husband
>>733590748
Wat
Who the fuck would you do that?!
>>733590782
Of course~
>>733590847
Ah. Well, that's one thing you wanna do. Get a small mat, and practice picking the bike up before you really go and take it out. Wanna make sure you can before anything. I didn't when I got the ZX, and was lucky I was able to pick it up when I crashed.
>>733590903
So... that wasn't a Monty Python reference then?
>>733590955
I claim Alice the Touhou character but I'd love to marry the IRL Alice
>>733590989
Snack mix, fruit
>>733590955
..that? ..Not the shadow?
>>733590989
>So... that wasn't a Monty Python reference then?
...have I ever told you I love you?
>>733590989
I'm assuming it'll be covered by the course, but if not I'll keep that in mind.
I gotta get up early tomorrow and it's past midnight. Cya whenever.
>>733590989
Im not good with references.
>>733591067
With just those?!
>>733591153
A few times~
>>733591265
Alright, later Choco-hair! Nice talkin to ya again!
>>733591316
The wording made me think of it, ah well. No hand grenades this time then.
>>733590266
Post feet qt
>>733590847
>INSTALL A RHEEEEEEEM
>>733591365
Well I do
>>733591365
JUST DO IT, TSUN RIDER
>>733590481
More like life crisis.
>>733590610
Nice.
>>733590772
Doesn't sound great. Breakfast is pretty much the only proper meal I've been eating lately.
>>733591450
Faggot. :^)
>>733591583
BUT IT'LL TASTE LIKE SALTY FRUIT!
I signed on here expecting Drama, but there isn't any
How disappointing
>>733591720
Play tw:wh with me.
>>733591756
So its you?
>>733591826
Hello Kurumi
>>733591828
Cute
>>733591844
I am not salty!
>>733591935
Hello no image
>>733591969
You are very salty. Saltier than the Dead Sea.
>>733591992
why do you claim ran and kurumi
>>733591965
Saya is!