>when was the last time you had a sit down meal with a female

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>>733580849

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>>733580849

Friday?

>>733581555
trips chekd

>>733580849
Last week, 5 weeks ago, a week before that.

>>733580849
Last monday. Had lunch with a friend.

>>733581494
<3

Is a 69 dinner?

never? never

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>>733581974
only if it was on a table and in public

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>>733580849
never, i have never dined with a female

Had tea, not a meal. Almost a year

>>733580849
Do female friends count?

a couple weeks ago.

never, but if we sat opposite each other counts then yeah, just earlier.
>i'm so lonely

Last Saturday

does 15 count as a child tho

>>733581494
pedo

>>733582338
if you had any female friends, I'm sure it would.

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>>733580849
It's been a while op....
It's been a while...

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>>733582338
yes

>>733582418
yes

>>733582442
it is just food

This question made me feel extremely pathetic OP. The last time when it was one on one on a date was when I was 20. I'm 32 now.

>>733580849
1996

Never

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>>733582727
that is pretty long time

>>733582764
even longer. What did you eat? Remember?

Saturday with the wife

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>>733580849

>>733583034
i'm the first guy. We went to outback on the way back from the mall and she broke up with me after I dropped her off at home. Haven't had a date, meal or otherwise, since.

Thursday the 11th of May

Took my girlfriend to London, we sat and had some sushi there

>>733583438
you haven't had a meal in 12 years?

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>>733583438
had a platonic meal though? That counts.

>>733583457
About time for some more food.

>>733583793
with another person, no

>>733583808
not even that, except with relatives

>>733583837
friends of family? Were you in a coma?

About two months ago. Used to work with her and out of nowhere she called and said she'd be in town and wanted to grab lunch.

Thing is I had a huge crush on her. She's about 5'2", 100#, Asian, cute, nice figure (runner).

Got together and talked and ate. It was nice seeing her and came this close to asking her out but decided not to.

Monday night. Homeboys wife's cousin, met her at a BBQ the Friday before.

Beta males.

>>733580849
Breakfast this morning.

>>733584347
bitches about those free meals

Like every night when my wife and I eat together?

Eating out? We go out at least once a week. Went to a fine ass tapas place on Friday night. Got a babysitter, and a carafe of sangria. Good shit.

Probably 5 years ago, with the last girl I loved, before she broke up and I loose any hope in life.

>>733580849
never have

>>733580849
Last night with my girlfriend. Mini turkey kievs and potato smileys while we watched the TV.

>>733580849
A year and three months ago.
Pretty lonely now tbh.

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>>733580849
A year. If just friends count, then I think a few months ago.

>>733583413
>Strawberry crepe thing
>bananas foster french toast
>loaded omlette
>girls with guns in cotton dresses
>That rooster plate

This ain't no fuckin' denny's.

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>>733582727
Don't lose hope man. I split up with my 2nd last girlfriend when I was 19, been completely single, no dates, no sex, nothing until I was 27. Met a girl randomly at work, we've been in love and living together for a year now and absolutely happy. It can just happen when you least expect it nigger.

>>733580849
Smoothies on Sunday? Otherwise last time we had a real dinner was a few weeks ago. But I'm a fool and hang out with this girl who is older than me and thinks she wants to find some guy who is 15-20 years older than her but keeps wanting me to chill with her even tho I'm 6yrs younger.

>tfw she's like my only good friend since I moved, so I told her "if you want that, I'm 100% fine just being FRIENDS! But you have to stop telling me one day that you want an old guy and the next day that you're trying to see where it goes with me"
>but she continues to make it confusing as fuck

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>>733585269
it's awesome when couple's have an appetite

>>733585648
sounds comfy af. Kievs ftw.

>>733585831
that counts

like 3 weeks ago

>>733586084
sauce?

>>733580849
never

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>>733586084
some girl that doesn't blink

>>733585790
We might be similar. Was that a relationship or something that never happened? >>733585831

>>733580849
Could be a year or so.I didn't miss it so

2 weeks ago, she lost a bet and the winner had to buy the other person lunch.

>>733586496
>winner had to buy the other person lunch.

how is that a reward

>>733580849

Nine years.

I have only bought my own food for nine years.

>>733580849
few months ago.

i cooked some food, we had wine and just chatted about our interests.
the date was a disappointment. i'm not much of a cook and she wasn't very pretty nor intelligent. just arrogant and superficial. i remember feeling a bit let down afterwards. not so much because of what she was but because i ignored my instinct and all the ques due to loneliness.
ive ignored some great women in the past due to my fears of screwing up or letting them down and the my first actual date turns out so bland. she wanted to meet again but i didn't feel the same. that too made me feel like a douchebag.

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>>733586720
>>733586447
>>733586192
>>733585576
>>733585447
>>733582813
>>733582764
>>733582727
>>733582446
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>>733581975

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>>733586892
is this you?

the autismo is kindaa same

>>733587191
no?

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>>733586993
fuck

This question . . . it makes me think I've forgotten something . . .

Oh shit, I've been meaning to kill myself for years. I need to get on that shit!

Thanks OP! ! !

>This isn't a joke

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>>733587270
do you frequent /ck/? Dude is a celebrity.

You type the same.

>>733580849
two months ago and I'm going on friday again. Am I a normie now?

>>733580849
Tuesday, was lunch with a female classmate.

>>733587399
i just decided to share my thoughts because the entire thing bothered me. i dont know how that makes me like some /ck/ shitposter or autistic in general.

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>>733587413
only if she paid one of those meals

otherwise you are numale

>>733580849
Since when don't kids count ;)

>>733580849
2 years ago bros, she was nice, a friend was trying to hook me up with her, but we live on opposite sides of the country, pity, she is a fun girl.

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>>733587741

not shitposter

mostly autistic

>>733580849

Last night. Leftover pizza and Bloomin' Onion with the wife watching Doctor Who.

>>733587748
ofc she paid her own meal, lol.

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>>733587993
>Bloomin' Onion

>>733584347

What are some of the hashtags she used. If she dropped 100 of them, I'm sure you remember at least a couple.

>>733583413
That's one gross he she pig

>>733583413
>>female
>>DOESN'T COUNT

>>733586084
This bitch needs to learn how to dice onions holy shit

>>733586040

>start hanging out with some other chick
>female jealousy activates
>?????
>PROFIT!

>>733588238
Oddly enough, she's in IT and didn't use any hashtags

#thankgod

1 Hour ago

>>733586892

It was practice. Don't beat yourself up.

And no, not pursuing a second date with someone you are neither interested in, not attracted to does NOT make you a douchebag!!

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>>733588336

she's an athlete

eat heaps

big poops

protein farts

>>733587748

I took two laps around that ring of pics and I'm still not sure whether or not the vsauce guy is in there...

About 1.5 hours ago, my little slut made me breakfast.

>>733588074

Obviously we had Outback the night before. I still have a crab cake and steakhouse mac and cheese left for lunch today. :-9

>>733588547

Haha a lot of us IT ppl get that reputation as being really techy geeky, even irl but it's often underserved. Where does she live?

Around a month ago, but before that it was something like 2-3

>>733588585

*nor

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With a friend of mine who happens to be a girl.
She's into me, even though she's in a realtionship.[spoiler]My gf was unaware of this, since she doesn't like her.[/spoiler]

I have no idea where am I going with all this. She's just a friend to me, no matter what happens.

>>733589372
And that was 2 days ago.

>>733589372
Oh yeah, spoilers didn't work on /b/.

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>>733580849
Does a joint-table with female co-worker(s) count?

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Not even joking.

>>733580849
Please stop using Katherines pics

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>>733589109
the gift that keeps giving

>>733589504
yes that counts

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>>733580849
>Tfw I never sat on table and dined out or had lunch with a female.

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girls seated at dinner might now be my new fetish...

>>733589372

Nice try with the spoiler tags! I KNEW you were up to something the other day. And now I know why I instinctively hated that bitch.
You have to choose: Me or her.

Otherwise, you're just like every other disloyal guy I've had the misfortune of wasting my time with.

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>>733590295
Sorry, but none of that links to my gf.

>>733580849
does my brother's wife count? no. didn't think so.
he was there too btw

so that means it's been so many years that I've lost track.

jdimsa

>>733580849
>>733581119
>>733581494
>>733582162
>>733583413
>>733583808

Americans... Eating disgusting shit all the time, then get fat, then vote Trump.

>>733580849
Never

>>733583808
More of her? <3

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>>733590852
>meanwhile in europe

>>733588401
Culinary fag also outraged at her inability to properly chop onions.

Everyday. Sad thing is, while my gf is cool, shes fat. Thinking of dumping her. But, then its back to the datong hame, and the pool is filled with fucking snowflakes and retards.

>>733590403

Oh. You got me. Clearly, I'm not your girlfriend. Howsoever did you see through my clever roughze?

>>733580849
Do prostitutes count?

>>733580849
Last night. I spent most of the weekend in a motel with her too, while we went to visit my relatives, and my mom and grandparents graves.

Last night wasn't fun though. She found out that her mom has cancer, so I took pizza over, and was a shoulder for her to cry on, and someone to hold her.

She was there for me last year when my grandma was dying, which is kind of how we ended up getting close to one another like this. I intend to be there for her through her dark days too, because I know exactly what she's going to be going through. I'd be there for her even if we weren't fucking. All you 'nice' guys take note. This is actually what being nice is about.

>>733591652
Yeah we have CBO lol not even half of an american burger...feels bad, man.

>>733594254
>her mom has cancer, so i took pizza over
how romantic...you know what a girl needs...

>>733580849
Most of the shit they are eating wouldn't be classed as a meal where I am from ......fucking burger and chips ,no wonder some guys never get laid

>>733580849
disaster story
>be me last week
>5 years since i had in-house pussy
>5 years since any sex period
>meet a 8/10 girl at a bar
>shes wasted.. completely
>20 min later were in my car going to her place
>she tries to suck my dick while im driving
>nervous cause its been years + driving =no boner
>she gives up
>too much alcohol kicks in, gets sick, and throws up in my car
>take her home and she passes out in my lap while i meet her mom and chat about the news
>several awkward minutes later i go home.

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>>733588418
Yeah I been tryin that a bit, and then I will give her some space for a week or two and then some shit happens like last Saturday where she wants me to go to this dance club with her and has one drink and is hanging off of me all night. But she is real picky and I'm like the only dude in the past few years that she has given a chance past 2 or 3 dates. I want her to go try and meet some 50 year old dudes so she can see how boring they are. But I been talkin to some other girls too tho so if I meet somebody else fun, I hope she has her backup plan.

>>733580849
11th grade

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>>733580849
Sunday. Got A $70 dollar wet aged steak, $20 slab of thick cut bacon. A baked potato, and some lobster mac. Her fam paid too. So thankful.

last night with a friend. shes cute and weve probably come close to fucking a few times but lately she just lets me come over, get fucked up, cry about my ex girlfriend and pass out / stumble home.

i wish someone would fuck up a robbery or something and id get shot and die. maybe get hit by a car walking home drunk and killed.

>>733580849
last year if female animals count

>>733580849

Last night, with my wife.

last day of last semester

got some dope ass sushi and got laid shortly after

Why don't female children count?

I'm still fucking them.

>>733595211
>not raping her

fucking cuck

>>733598203
>isn't related
>wife

Fucking retard.

>>733598203
Cuck

>>733580849
>Doesn't know the word children.
OP is a faggot.

>>733598414
Edgy

>>733598504
If your wife is related to you, you might just be a redned.

>>733580849
Last Friday night with a girl off tinder and her twin sister. Ended up having a threesome that night!

Been around 5 months dawg

>>733598581
She becomes related once you get married, you dumb fuck.

>>733583385
>>733585269
>>733598203

how old are you guys and your wives? did you ever spend time apart through your relationships? my grill of nearly 3 years left me recently due to my fucking addictions and crumbling mental health. we are still very close and she has said that if i want her back i need to change and show her. i feel like ive fucked it up already though i want so bad to make things good again and change to be better for her...

>>733587191
>Thinks Burger King has a Big Mac.
>Wants people to believe he's autistic.

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Yesterday at dinner time.

why?

over a year ago with my ex. before that about 2 years with my previous ex. before that never.

i don't like to take women out, it costs me money and 90% of the time the relationship goes nowhere anyway.

why pay for the pleasure of uncomfortable small talk that leads to resentment.

>>733580849
I shared a chicken and bacon sandwich with my girlfriend last night? Does that count?

Last night. Second date off of Tinder. Made her dinner, drank wine, then we had sex twice.

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>>733580849
I do every day at home and then with others at work or after work

>>733580849
Yesterday

Last week

>>733598833
Since when did jizzing in your pants during a kissing scene in a movie and then spending 20 minutes cleaning then jizzing in them again after she accidentally brushed your arm count as sex?

>>733587748
Internet "alphas" and their memes are one of the cringiest parts of this alt-right nonsense

>>733589694

This pic is probably older than you are.

Yesterday I went out for sushi with a French qt for lunch, after staying the night at her place and fucking her 4 times.
>Going to stay over there again tonight

Never been on a date.. The thought of sitting across some girl and her staring at me while I'm eating or something would make me nervous

>>733589694
Oh, are you a time traveler from 2006?

>>733589219
Just outside Boston.

>>733580849
Monday, went to get Thai with a female coworker for lunch.

>>733599209
Finally an honest fucker. Just imagine you're eating spaghetti and all that mess you'll make on your lips and mouth & she'll be looking at you like what a weird freak you are.

>>733598747
>Doesn't get that he said Burger King's new "Big Mac".
>Doesn't understand the quotation marks around the word Big Mac implies he is talking about the King's attempt at the sandwich, not so cleverly dubbed the Big King.
>Not trying a Big King today at your local Burger King restaurant. Just $5.99 with medium fries and a drink.
>Have it Your Way

two days ago. first date with cute chubby grill. went well. seeing here again this weekend. wish me luck

Does my wife count?

last week, and it was a fiasco
bitch had a bf which she told me while we smalltalked
what a waste of time

>>733601718
Good luck anon. Bring condoms just in case.
>Tfw on my way to date's place a few days ago, stopped in a store and accidentally spilled the 4 condoms out of my pockets on the floor trying to get my wallet at the till
>Spaghetti.jpg
At least I used them all that night

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Yes they do

Sunday

>>733602143
I don't know if she will be DTF this weekend. But it would be hot to get a nice BJ. chubbies give the best BJs.

>>733599075

Since your mom came over I guess.

>>733594406
Yes, she asked me to. I was supposed to take her out before she heard the news. It wasn't about romancing her. It was about comforting her.

>>733602459
Maybe not, but better to have and not need. It's a pain when she wants it but you don't have anything.

about 10 minutes ago at the Theodor Roosevelt Dining Facility on the Great Place

>>733602493
You dumbass. When girls are fragile and emotionally distressed they'll do anything! You could've finally done anal with her!

>>733602863
Anal is overrated tbh

>>733580849

Twice a day every day.

Old fag who works from home and feeds his successful professional slam piggy to keep her calm and bringing home the big bucks.

Did I settle? We pull a combined 1/3m a year, I get my balls drained at will, and we're sterile so I get to nut deep every time.

Get on the old fag level Summer.

>>733602943

No. It isn't.

>>733580849
Last Friday with my wife.

>>733603099
I think it is. I mean it's not bad, it's still sex, but IMO vaginas still feel better.