It's been a week since I got one... my usual stress/anxiety/depression

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id recommend a sex doll as well, really cheap and soo much fun.

heres me with one of mine

Kill yourself.

>>733579835
Got one. It's alright. Nowhere near as good. Not even close. Still glad I have it. Sometimes you just gotta put your dick in something. Wish it was less squishy though. I wanna feel like I'm stretching it, bit it just kinda gives, no matter how stuffed it is.

>>733579835
Is that a fidget spinner? What bearing mods have you done to it?

>>733579978

kek. why is the vagina there?

>>733579835
?? you hand +lube works just as well.. i have a cock sleeve and hardly use it
i also live with my gf and tbh i cant be bothered fucking her anymore because hand is way more convenient

>>733580089
"Made by Virgins, for Virgins!"

>>733580114
that's pretty gay dude. sounds like one of you is bad at sex. also you're lazy as fuck.

>>733580077
It's designed to simulate friction within a female vagina.

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>>733579835

>>733580190
yeah im lazy as fuck god damn aint no one got time for that shit, i get home from work and im fucking exhausted

>>733580213
CLEAN IT FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!

>>733580213
oh sweet bby jesus, was that the guy who found that fleshlight in a box left by the previous renter? shit i remember he tongued it, fuck i almost threw up in that thread

>>733580213
This is OP. Yuck... if anyone of you do invest in this make sure you clean it with warm water and antibacterial solution after each use.

I have a legit flashlight, when I first got it, I would just use it with lube, but that got expensive. I read about using conditioner instead of lube, went to the Store and bought the strong scented stuff for woman's hair.

Changed my Fucking life!

Feels so ducking good now, I actually crave fucking my FL, the scent of the condition of a Fucking bonus, I close my eyes and fantasize about fucking a girl who uses the same conditioner.

Protip:

Use a towel and fold it in half longways then roll it up, put the FL on top with the back end pointing downward, then take a stiff pillow and place it ontop of the FL along with a few other pillows, put pressure down on the pillow and fuck the FL, feel like real missionary sex!

>>733580316
Oh jeez. Anyone got a screencap?

>>733580380
>warm moist environments are the best breeding ground for bacteria

>>733580388
He'll of a lot cheaper than lube too I bet, not to mention it's super discrete, so long as you don't look like a creeper fuck buying it I suppose

>>733580208
I want one with strong pussy muscles like gf

>>733580388
I just force my way into mine until my precum lubes it. Kinda feels like forceful anal, albeit on a jelly anus.

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>>733580089
thats just where they put it

>>733580388
>Protip: Use a towel and fold it in half longways then roll it up, put the FL on top with the back end pointing downward, then take a stiff pillow and place it ontop of the FL along with a few other pillows, put pressure down on the pillow and fuck the FL, feel like real missionary sex!
And make autistic moans into a wrapping paper tube while doing it.

>>733581055
Honestly I never got the allure to those dolls. I mean 1, they look nothing like the real thing or even attractive in their own right, and 2, it looks like you are just fucking a balloon, why not go the extra mile for a silicon model instead of just the blow up doll. Doesn't make sense to me.

>>733581055
You never consider sex dolls a real thing until you see something like this. Holy shit, they're actually not just a funny gimmick.

>>733581055
jesus doesnt that plastic seam chafe your donger?

I like the Tenga Flip Hole better. Much easier to clean, cheaper, and a bit better feeling

>>733579978
Lmao that doll is ridiculous it's like a blown up plastic bag

>>733580576
That's a great way to tear your dick open and get a yeast infection

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>>733581357
no but you just use lube like a normal vagina. there really fun, i like to take mine out everywhere

>>733581570
the fuck is wrong with that guy's ass?

>>733581570
Why do you look like a Doctor Sues character?

>>733580080
Fuck off

>>733581570
I'm speachless. I've seen a lot of shit on /b but that shocked me somehow kek

>>733581596
Deminished glute syndrome... Aka hank hill ass

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>you share a board with this guy

>>733579978
wtf, where and how do you store that thing?

also, nice ass, no homo

>>733581570
oh god why did i watch this

>>733579835
The curvature of my penis completely obliterates the interior lining of any fleshlight after about 3 months use. Would only recommend if your member is dead straight

This is OP. I gues this wouldn't be a ginuine /b/ thread unless I'm forced to look at male pricks and asses. :-/

...or you could just get a real fag to give you his ass and mouth. plenty of desperate fags out there dying for straight dick and might even pay you.

>>733581748
newfag, gtfo fucking pussy

>>733581570
IS THIS DUDE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM? LMFAO IMAGINE WALKING IN ON THIS HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE ACTIVITY

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>>733581748
ive got a bunch more if your keen. heres me and my doll next to a public car park behind some bushes

>>733581901
Go fuck your plastic bag you cunt, fkn virgin

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>>733580213
At bear minum wash with warm water really good and dry 12 to 24 hour with paper towels shoved inside. At max all just typed plus toy cleaner . Jesus fucking Christ dude.

>>733581957
So... Can you fuck that thing from behind?

>>733581570
with a dick like that, you shouldn't be fucking a doll

>>733580213
Those are somebody's kids

>>733579978
Ah man I miss mine. It really did help during dry spells, my only complaint was that it was in doggy position so the holes were oddly placed but it was great.

>>733579978
that shit is gross, but your ass though, I'd eat it for sure

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>>733581996
yeah its got a love tunnel in there real, the give good blowjobs too

>>733581961
I didn't even post that, you're just a sensitive little faggot, and you should leave this fucking board because you're cancer

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>>733580269
Coffee mate

My intent was to recommend a helpful temporary option to sexual depressed /b/tards like myself. Not watch some bloke bang his dummy. :-/

>>733581570
This made me kek mightily thanks OP

>>733579978
>>733582128
post more like that

>>733581961
Nigger!

>>733582128
just like in my japanese animes

>>733579835
Or you can act like an adult and pay a hooker. It's all fun now but its gonna get depressing and miserable cleaning it day after day.

Gonna make you feel more like a deviant basement dweller, which we all are here.

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>>733582298
sure no problem

>>733582333
>not being depressed about all the money going toward time spent with a crack whore.

would rather masturbate, thank you. cleaning things is easy for actual adults you manchild.

>>733582333
....illegal, dangerous, and not worth the money. None of my experiences with sex workers have ever been memorable or enjoyable.

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>>733582333
you could always just use a cumrag to avoid cleaning, thats what i do heres a pic of mine

>>733582176
You are such a tryhard. Don't you see that you are the cringy Shit that no one wants on b?

>>733581570
why is that tard fucking a balloon?

>>733582506
dont stop posting. do you have these online somewhere?

>>733579835
>my usual stress/anxiety/depression levels have highered because it's a real pain in the ass to properly wash it after using it

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>>733582696
her name is betty not a balloon, and shes makes masturbation lots of fun

>>733579978
jumping on bandwagon, would like to fuck that ass while you fuck that doll bro I'm kinda diamonds rn

This thread has been hijacked by faggotry. Well done /b/.

>>733582529
Sucks for you mate. But aren't you guys afraid there is a thin line between you and the guy fucking his doll in public?

I've actually never tried the pocket pussy/flesh light tbh. Got any recommendations?

>>733579978


you got a good body, i'd suck your dick :p

>>733581957


yeah io want MORE

>>733582864
And what do you call your ass? cause that's what half the faggots here are thinking about.

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>>733583095
i just call it my bootie, or my boy hole

>>733583095
Implying you have a fucking gf/lost your virginity
Fuck off and let this man have fun
It's not his fault females are hard wired to like other men

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>>733582864
Anyone else thinks this balloon fucker looks like Linus?

I'm waiting for some more close ups.

>>733583264
It is.
This is what he does in his spare time away from computer stuff.

>>733579978

why the fuck is he fucking her navel?

>>733583219
>>733582506
>>733581957
>>733581570
Are you always naked in public ?

>>733579835
nice copypasta

>>733583219
This shit is funny! This is the hardest I've laughed all week!

>>733580213

didn't know there existed a realistic nigger version

>>733582991
Don't bother with a FL. Get a Onahole from a Japanese importer. They feel way better. Ive had several FL, the Tenga, and now 5-6 Onaholes.

>>733583264
there not balloons there love dolls

>>733581055

I understand the dude didn't want to knock her up.

I don't understand how she could be impregnated... by the navel.

>>733583480
Bruh u keep doing you, I'm gonna keep calling you a balloon fucker cause it's goddamn hilarious

>>733581204

a somewhat realistic one costs unironically 100x than the inflatable one, albeit the latter does sport a navel instead of a vajayjay

>>733583480
i cant stop laughing at you. you fucking psychopath
>into dolls and pissing on self
you're my hero

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>>733583540
thats her vagina

>>733581570

she's somewhat chubby and has saggy tits

>>733581836

once deflated, you put it in your pocket.
beware to not accidentally gross yourself out.

>>733581842
clearly for science.

don't tell me you watched him instead of her.

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>>733583616
theres nothing wrong with having a bit of fun with sex toys and masturbating

>>733583746
man, youre an interesting duck. how long you been fucking those inflated hotties?

>>733581957

that's bad. she could literally explode, as soon as her body comes in contact with some stone.

btw I appreciate the dude who chose quite a complex setup (camera, daylight, nature, distance...).

4chan has always been the cure to my fear of being autistic.

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>>733583381
thats where her vagina is not her belly button

>>733579978
I never was interested in getting a sex doll, they look to silly for me to even take seriously, Plus there to big for me to keep somewhere privite.

>>733582128

something tells me her pointy nose would leave quite a number of cuts on his FUPA*

P stands for penis

>>733582991
Was there meant to be a point to baloon fukker's shenanigans fucking up this thread and al?

>>733582506

he actually planned outside action, including the right camera lighting, angle and setup, in a park near the highway.

Autism greatly intensifies.

BTW Something is wrong with his right arm.

>>733583219

autism level intensifies even more

I never really wanted to get a sex doll, they always look to silly for me plus isn't it harder to clean them out then it is with a fleshlight?

>>733583746

I guess he runs out of breath before being ready to fuck one.

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>>733583956
my arm is fine

>>733583881
there easy to store as you just deflate them and take with you in a backpack

>>733583894
the point was talking about sex toys which betty and my other dolls are (not balloons)

>>733584162
where in aus are you from?

expecting the video where you were caught and arrested

Well thread... It's been fun but I'm out. See y'all around baloon-man. :-)

>>733584705
shes not a balloon

>>733584728
...it's not a "she" either!

>>733584728
What would you prefer over balloon man

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>>733584811
her name is betty and she is a she, this is a "he" hand his name is hank. they are not balloons

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>>733585378
just when i thought it couldnt get any better...

>>733584254

Perth

>>733585378

you gay ausfag realize that that it's 100% gay?

>this fucking thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhckuhUxcgA

>>733586106
its only 100% gay if its with a real guy, this is just a male doll so its 50% at best

>>733586365

if he sports a penis, then it's 100% gay, even if it's just a sick inflatable balloon

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>>733586467
hes not a balloon, hes my love doll.

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>>733586631
kill me

>>733579835
Human beings are so weird.

>>733586631
But why in public man

>>733586631
Hey dude I have a very simmilar body

godspeed anon, may you have big cums

>>733586631
this boy needs therapy!

>>733586631
balloon boy seems like he is going to make it to a local news story soon with his choice of locales. Public toilets, playgrounds.

No idea if he will be the victim or the accused. 50/50

>>733587411
No, this faggot just needs some dick.

>>733587411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE

good taste nigga

>>733580441
Which is why you dry it out after you sanitize it. I run warm water through it to get out any lube and cum, then dry it, sanitize with you cleaner, let that sit for a minute and dry it again. If it starts to get tacky you can throw some cornstarch in it and then clean that out.

>>733586881

wait --- can you customize the face??!??!

>>733587089

because I want to be caught, arrested, and become AN HERO

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>>733587578
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE

what does that mean

>>733580388
im going to need an MS paint instruction diagram because you lost me at "pointing downward"

this is the best YLYL thread i saw in a while

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>>733580114
Yup, married anon here, 6 years, something's are just more important. >>733580190
You sound a little young anon.

Looks like the thread of balloon boy is coming to a close.

404 you sweet sick fuck prince.

post more balloon man!!! <3

>>733579978
>>733581055
>>733581570
>>733581957
>>733582128
>>733582506
>>733582864
>>733583219
>>733583647
>>733583746
>>733583832
>>733584162
>>733585378
>>733586631
post more this is my fetish and i'm rock hard now.

>>733580388
doesnt it fuck up your glans?

>>733587477
This

Wtf ballon man ... wtf

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>>733580213
did you hust give a fleshlight herpes?

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>>733581570

>>733583746
damn got more of that transparent one?

>>733582572
I remember you nigger, you put that shit on for us in another thread. WEAR IT AGAIN

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WE NEED SCREENCAP NAO

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>>733586881
Kek

>>733584705
Op is salty that balloon man has stolen his thread. Bye salty op!

Not sure how this thread became so gay, but it needs to be DEYSTROYED.

>>733583746
This makes me want to see the full videos

>>733591197
Bye dipshit! :-)

>>733585378
I'd totally take your dick in a public bathroom

>>733591573
...I have no doubt you would my friend. Absolutely NO doubt. :-/

This fucking thread...

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Include me in the screencap

>>733579835
anything flesh light to total shit

>>733581364
I have this as well. Haven't used my hand since. 10/10

Anybody Screencap this shit

>hes not a balloon, hes my love doll

kek

>>733593081
yeah i got it all capped and archived