Not even 10 minutes into the convo and I'm already bored

Send me a pic of you with an egg in your mouth, you nasty slut

>>733572519
Alright, cut the shit and tell me where you're taking me on the first date.

So, let me get straight to the point, I want you and I think you want me so once I'm done jerking it I want to take you out to eat.

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>>733572622
Kek win

>>733572519
So, when are we gunna fuck fam?

>>733572622
holy fuck immediate winrar

>>733572519
Ahoy! Ye can call me Cap'n Ahab and yer be thar white whale I've been eying all my years.

>pirate theme now

>>733572622
Can you swallow the egg whole?

>>733572733
fuck I wasted it, I guess send this to. or use >>733572696

I'd like to bust my onion powder all over your crumpets *fat language*

>>733572821
Roll

Fuck I should have said no autistic shit

Just waiting on her to reply before I send the egg message

Delivar, OP, goddammit

Oh shit sorry, I didn't mean to say that I have a problem with texting random shit suddenly.

>>733572821
Roll but add meat crumpets

>>733572733
Now op has to text this too.

>>733572622
>>733572733
>>733572922
I'm winning 2 for 3 My life has purpose thanks to landwhales.

send me a picture of you're wet pussy!

Well you dumb shit you talked about music she thinks your boring too

>>733573043
Bump

send me a picture of you're wet pussy!

Op ran away

Niggys burn in hell. no exceptions. ps ur fat lol

>>733573237
LOL

>>733573237
What the shit? Fucking clever haha mega kek

>>733573237
Wow genuine cool

>>733573237
OP here, you're such a cool guy ily

Shes fat as fuck, can only imagine what you look like

>>733573237
10/10 wow omg lolol so funny XD

>>733573237
Rerolling this golden piece of art

>>733572622
The dubs demand it OP

>>733573318
>>733573345
>>733573383
>>733573405
>>733573454
>>733573487
Hello Santa samefag

Why would she use a picture with a big gulp? Fake as fuck

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>>733573553
What the fuck are you talking about, assHOLE?

>>733573678
Ate the bait whole gj anon

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>>733573678

When I dance my dick does the flippy floppy. I like fat girl head really sloppy.

ALL NIGGERS MUST HANG!!!!

>>733574011
Dubbed so deliver OP

Goddamn OP is a faggot, Trips proves it

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>>733333333

Op is dead

Op is a faggot

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>>733574899
Oh man things are getting weird guys what do i do?

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>>733572519

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this thread blows

This thread is blast

I love Justin Beiber because his music helps suppress my murderous instincts

>>733572519
Ariana Grande is the bomb

Where the fuck is OP

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>>733575471
You don't say.

>>733572519

Bitch, whatchu like so much about twinkies?

>>733575623
The Arena Grenade concert was a blast!

>>733576250
I heard people were blown away

Whiff whuff