Hey /b/. Straight guy here that took a dick in the ass yesterday.

>>733544828
>Straight guy
>dick in the ass

Choose one.

>>733544828
ITT OP is a faggot

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>>733544916
I choose to be a straight guy that took a dick in the ass.

>>733544916
This

also kek

>>733544828
Whats your phone number

>>733544967
That is not a question, but a statement.

>>733545080
A series of numbers

>>733545113
ITT OP is a faggot?

>>733544828
Ok. I'll bite. Why.

>>733544828
>Uses a picture of tune link
>straight guy

K

>>733545040
but.. if you like dick, then.. automatically gay..

you cant cherrypick.. cmon, you crazy ?

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>>733545216
No sir, A straight guy that did a drunken favor for a gay friend that has had a crush for me for like 4 years.

Not doing that again.. hurts when i walk.

>>733544828

You kidnapped a detective whilst inside an oversized donkey? You really ARE a faggot

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>>733545276
Why ask why? Try Bud Dry.

>>733545290
This.

>>733545403
Would you do it again?

>>733545403
Tell me, as a man, apparently a straight man, how does it feel to get a dick up your anus ?

>>733545715
it felt fukkin good mang

>>733544828
Did you stretch yourself out first? Also why didn't you just fuck him instead?

>>733545276
>>733545331
>>733545290

>One of my best friends are both gay and depressed
>Faggot had a crush on me for 4 years
>live in a really small town
>No gay guys for him to sex with
>Get drunk at party
>He starts ''play'' hitting on me as usually.
>we get more drunk
>He starts getting depressed about not having anyone to be with
>Fuckinghell.jpg
>he sleeps over as usuall after a party
>Think i should be nice and help him out.
>Fastforward unimportant shit
>He jabbs it in my ass
>FUCKINGHELL!!.jpg
>no more of that shit
>still can't walk without it hurting.

>>733545613
>Would you do it again?

No. ass hurts like hell.

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>>733545972

>he jabbs it in my ass

i smell bullshit...

>>733545715
It stretched and hurt like fucking hell.
And i always tought having a dick in your ass would be like taking a big shit.. But it is more like the void leaft by a big shit.

Also. asshole hurts still

>>733545972
You're a good friend anon.

Your friend is going to want more of your ass...

>>733545933
>Did you stretch yourself out first? Also why didn't you just fuck him instead?

I did not, and i did not think off that... But i guess he kinda took charge of it all.

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>>733544828

would you rather fuck Dante or be fukd by Dante?

>>733545972
It's okay to be bi, fam

No one said you have to commit to being completely gay.

>>733546168
The fastforward in my greentext story was kinda jumping fast all the ''foreplay'' stuff.

And he was a virgin, and i did not have any idea about how gay people want to go about it.

So he ended just sticking it in there. He got as surprised as me whne i started gasping for air from the pain.

>>733546515

I have never had any tought about being with a man before. And feel no urge to ever do something like taht again.

But who knows. Maby i will start longing for it once my ass stops hurting like a motherfucker,

>>733546527
dude, no lube?
some time ago i was playing with my gf and she tried her little finger... it hurted like hell... i cant even imagine a dick...
Respect for you.
Just, dont break his hearth

>>733546378
From the state of my asshole atm. I would never again let anything enter that way.

So i would fuck dante.

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>>733544828
How does it feel knowing you might have aids, you fucking FAGGOT

You did say "no homo", right?

You are not straight. If a man can give you a few drinks and you bend over for him your far from straight.....he'll be coming for your ass again and judging by your post you'll give it again

>>733546926
^ dis
how was everyone supposed to know it wasn't homo if you don't say no homo?

>>733546773
You should have seen his reaction from how much pain i was in. Funny now when everything is said and done. He was asking over and over if we need to go to the hospital


yes, no lube. Kinda tought the gay guy had a handle on things.//Knowing what he was doing.

We are still best of friends. I had a sitt down with him the next day. No hurt feeling.. just a hurt asshole

>>733546912
You did not ask if we used a rubber.

we used a rubber.

>>733546926
>>733547097
>>733544828
Look at my initial post.. Do i look like a guy that misses to say no homo?

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>>733547203
You can still get aids with a condom, dumb fuck.

>>733547203
kek
better not risk getting preggers

>>733546238
thanks anon

>>733547506
wait what...HOW?

>>733547683
dude, you said your friend was virgin.
he had the same % to have aids like you before sex

>>733544828
>no homo

Keep telling yourself that, faggot

>>733547824
Yes, but i tought i knew how aids could get transmitted..
Lets say one of us had aids and we used a rubber. How the fuck would one get transmitted?

I am really currious!

>>733547824
>get trolled homo
>i had AIDS

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>>733547967

I will keep telling myself that.

>>733547994
By my knowledge, if you use rubber, its 99.99999999% safe.
Still you can get it if it breaks, or some blood spills, or smth like that.

>>733548157
Show us your boypussy now with timestamp

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>>733548178
See, thats what i tought i knew.. All is well again in the world.

>>733548228
That is not a question.

Also, fuck no. That's gay.

>>733548356
well, getting dick in your ass is gay too XD

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>>733548436
yeah, it is super gay.
Does not mean i am gay though

>>733546912
>ut not having anyon
Haha dat text

>>733548631
when is your turn to stick yours in his ass?

>>733548742
That is not currently something i am planing to do.

So idk.. maby the fifth of october? No homo

>>733548918
whats with 5th oct?

>>733549738
If i would have sex with a gay mans anus, I think the fifth of october would be a nice day to do it.
That's all. No homo

>>733547562
you are a faggot.

>>733548631

only a faggot would post these fagot zelda images.

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>>733549964
And you are a faggot, AND YOU ARE A FAGGOT!!

You are all faggots!

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>>733550048
I can admitt to being a faggot. But I aint gay.

>>733544828
depends, are you of slavic/russian origins?

>>733545403
I was in a similar situation with a friend; we were both drunk and I agreed to let him fuck my ass.
He was almost 7 feet tall and 390 pounds though, built like a giant football player. His dick was really big too, but he just used a lot of lube and eased it in.
It still hurt going in but not as bad as it would have going in dry even though he pounded me pretty hard.
He didn't wear a condom though. He was like three times my size and I could actually feel his body pumping his cum inside me.

>>733551189
No sir.
I am a germanic ethnic group native to Sweden.

>>733551328
Did you enjoy it?

>>733551379
> native to Sweden
I have a hard time believing there are any straight men left there

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This thread's some good shit, don't let it die OP.

>>733551538
I live in a small village community. The big city faggotry has yet to reach us.

We do get a fair share of imigrants that we can't deal with tough,, So in a way we are getting fucked in the ass by the government att all times.

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>>733551735
I will try my best Anon!

its a sin OP

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>>733552516
>Talks about sins
>Goes on 4chan

Mfw you are just a lowbaiting newfag

>>733552769
nah man, getting dicked in your ass hurts for a reason

>>733552769
>>733552874
because its a sin to be homosexual

>>733552769
dude are you fucking retarded.
"huh so maybe if i call people newfag no one will know im new hehe"
>low baiting newfag

>>733552921
Just like females can feel pain the first time?
Sin to be straight aswell then faggot.

>>733552874
>>733552921
>>733552769
>>733552516

inb4 OP says "oh well oh well..." nah OP, you sinned in the way of having a dick in your ass! and lets ask the question we are all wondering, how is letting your friend fuck you in the ass giving him a favor? seems like your his bitch now regarless, youll be doing a helluva a lot more favors if your frined convinced you letting HIM dick YOMUR ass is a favor you extra homosexual.

>>733552516
>>733552874
>>733552921
>>733553029
Try again would ya? samefag.

A place for straight people with dicks in their ass

https://discord dot gg/wRezpMc

>>733553118
yous a gay mans bitch!

>>733553118
> lets ask the question we are all wondering, how is letting your friend fuck you in the ass giving him a favor?
He has had a crush on me for a few years. Did you even read trough the thread?

>>733553259
im sad for you, i did read thats my question,

so this homosexual went into your room, and was like, let me fuck you in the ass and you as a straight man bowed down to the homosexuals game? what a shot in the eye for straight people everywhere. resist these faggots retrace your steps in this scenerio and figure out why you look like the bigger loser in the friendship

>>733553259
do yu understand we are two complettely different straight men bc i have never had a dick in my ass? i have never felt or will feel ever like how you will feel for a long time

im superior to you bc you had gay sex

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>>733553599
How will I feel, enlighten me would ya.

>>733553259
whats frustrating is that, can you ask Jesus for forgiveness without punishment when you went real down adn had a penis in your asshole? will God accept your apology? I say yes if you do so right now! pray an apology ASAP and maybe He'll here you out. Cuz from the looks of it, you dont care you just sinned with a mans penis, and thats all they see right now too cuz you didnt pray your sorry. So...well see for now

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>>733553794
> can you ask Jesus for forgiveness
>will God accept your apology?
>pray an apology ASAP

Saying jesus is not the biggest faggot of us all?

>>733554037
how dare you say that about our King of the afterlife you dumb athiest

>>733554037
and number two, i bet OP did. whom are you to support homosexuality and lead people astray

>>733554077
Your gay king of the afterlife.

I'd rather go to hell then hang with that quermo for eternity.

>>733554202
alright bet i wont be joining you. do you know who youre talking about

>>733551959
If he asked to come in your ass would you let him?

>>733554415
>do you know who youre talking about
A false idol.

>>733554202
you should be more afraid of jesus because when your done dreaming and ded, his face might pop up and scare the fuck out of you like hiiii?!?!?! im JESUS and this is how the world was. The government did 9/11 now back to your regular scheduled programming of going to hell, because youd rather be there, and well be up in world 2

>>733554439
Not if he asked.
But i would not have been able to stop a surprise ejac.

>>733554503
the first one?

>>733554202
wouldnt Jesus be deciding if your going to Heaven or Hell cuz youre a fucking Jew

>>733554652
what?

>>733554586
Did you prep? Did the thought of shit dick come up?

>>733554762

If you knew your shit, then you would know that for jews, jesus is not a godly figure. So he would not be deciding shit.

>>733554822
No sir. No prep done.

The tought did not really come across me at the time. Thinking about it now, it should not be too much of a problem.
I have quite solid bowel movements.

>>733555047
if you knew how jews rued the world you would understand they know jesus existed but refuse to follow Him, which in essence means, it doesnt matter what the jews believe, because since Jesus was real, then there would have to be some reward for Him that we have yet to see because were not dead yet

Dont forget Jesus was rewarded!

>>733555336
And you happen to know that his reward was to choose who goes to hell/heaven?

Who the fuck lost his job when jesus died?
Kindoff a dick move by ''god' if you ask me.

>>733555212
If another friend came up to you and asked to claimed you owe them a favor. That favor was anal. Would you turn them down or be like no homo?

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>>733555726
I would decline them. Only reason i did anal this time was because of a mixture of things.

He being my best friend, Haing a old crush on me. Being really depressed about his sex life and shit. And lots of alcohol to top it of, making anal sound like a option.

regret it now. Ass hurts, and not into that shit.

>>733555492
no I said his reward was to be KING of the afterlife are you not paying attention? No one lost his job, because Jesus opened Heaven's gate, do you follow Christianity. There was only Purgatory until Jesus envisioned Heaven and/or, there was no KING of Heaven until Jesus was so screwed over by being unfairly crucified in the eyes of God.

Now gtf away from talking about God because there is no doubt He exists, for there would never be a Bible that tells you how humanity began without Him. He loves you and would show you all the amazing things life has to offer if you would become a Christian, and understand all Christians suffer from "Dick moves" as you call it b ecause there is a meaning to living. Everyone gets hit once or twice in life, but the luckiest thing in the world is to believe in Jesus and then stick your nose around the fact that this human being turned water into wine. Can you believe that? What if a person living today turned water into wine.

in conclusion, if someone turned water into wine today, then you would be thinking that the worlld is filled with many secret societies and unkown magic you can't do yourself. which is how i live everyday. John 3:16 all you have to do is believe in Jesus and you get your mind to the level that the Earth is a completely different place than it was when people were tuning water into wine with their hands

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>>733556032
Maybe you're not gay but you still took a dick up your ass faggot.

>>733556032
tell him to bang a girl??! all is forgiven brother cuz you made this thread

>>733556106
But you are mixing in christianitys views on jesus when we are talking about jews..

Stop mixing and matching religions you turd.

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remember, he's not gay

he just took a dick in the ass

>>733556253
because the jews dont fucking matter you fucking Jew theyre irrelevent religion based on not believing in jesus and its screwing the world up. Its all on them

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>>733556283
Finally, some people that get it.

faggot 4 life, but i aint gay!

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>>733550288
everyone is a little bit gay, anon.

>>733556425
If the jews do not matter, then christianity does not matter.

I say we just gas all the religious fucks and get it over with.

>>733556478
If that is your stance on it then so be it.

I will remain being a straight little faggot.

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>>733556626
denial isn't healthy

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>>733544828
HE SAID "NO HOMO" YOU GUYS, IT'S COOL HE'S DEFINITELY STRAIGHT.

>>733556553
but didnt you say youd rather go to hell anyways

on the slight chance that thw Bible is telling the whole truth, are you a good enough person for heaven anyways? Take OP for example. I can count the number of sins on my hand, gay sex, and bragging about it on fourchan. is that all you need to do to be banned from Heaven? If so, then I'm still not banned. Dont you think OP should be more afraid of God's answer to that question than you? IDK who you are i only know OPs faggot ass

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>>733556723
Neither is the pain in my ass

>>733556943
>
couldnt you have given him a blowjob? you must be psycho

>>733556842
What if OP is not believe in God?

>>733556744
Totally guys.
>no homo = not gay

>>733556842

I have done way worse shit in my life then 5 seconds of anal.
So let's say hell exists.. Anal was not the thing putting me there.

>>733547038
Preach

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>>733557029
Even in a sober state. Giving someone a blowjob sounds way more gay to me.

>>733557049
since your on 4chan there is a God.

How the fuck??? It doesnt matter your beliefs because belief is irrelevant when the fact will be that God exists. Ya feel me? like oh, i guess you were wrong your whole life. Still, lets see if you did any crazy stuff. If he doesnt believe does that mean that God disappears?

>>733547038
>>733557160
I stood for the alcohol though. So theres that.

>>733557124
i guess theres not that many rules, like 10

>>733557404
And i have more then likely broken 2+ of those.

>>733557643
that doesnt matter to me that just sounds like something i dont have to deal with and you do

>>733557848
Well yeah. And if heaven and hell turn out to be real, i will go ''welp.fuck me'' (No homo)

Untill then. Fuck all that religious shit.

>>733558002
just read all my statements and be on the path to heaven dude, the government did 9/11 we all have a better chance for that

Let me tell you, without religion, your life is just wake up eat work and sleep. its boring. But with the thought that a man used to walk on water, I do all that shit too but also have introspective experiences which makes life more fun

>>733558515
>>733558002
i also dont care what people think which helps a lot

>>733558515
God speed anon.
I will not turn to the path of a beliver. But know that my ass will not again be tainted by the unpure.

Let's see in a few years if you will get to laugh at me from up above.

>>733545972
You're doing it wrong if it hurts. Even the first time.

>>733558841
I should clarify. It's supposed to be a little uncomfortable at the start. But if you have lasting pain afterward it means you were too aggressive.

>>733558735
ay sweet bro God bless you maybe well chill in world 2

>>733558841
I was not in controll of the speed of insertion.

I leaft that up to the gay man.. I should not have,
He is quite big though. So it probably would have hurt anyways. It just happened to have hurt like a mother fucking bitch.

>>733558926
Well yeah, i realise that we did it completely wrong.

can't imagine gay guys going arround with as sore of a bum that i have had. And actually thinking they enjoyed that.

My gay friend has even told me several times wht it feels like to have stuff up there. I guess he just got so caught up in the moment he didn't think about how unused my bum was for that sort of thing.

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>>733544828
OP here. It has been like 3 hours sence i started this thread.

And I have to go to work now. So I'm out!

Peace faggots <3 I fucking hate everyone of you.

>>733559875
you are not fit to declare other as faggots, you cock-taker.