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>>733512369
I used to get laid pretty often when I was younger. In more recent years the sex has got futher and further apart and less and less. I'm 34 in a few weeks and that will mark 3 years since I ast had any action.

Thinking about getting a hooker for my birthday. I should have some spare money after buying hiskey and coke.

Any tips?

>>733512369
went to a rub-n-tug. it was worth the money. $200/hour. but i would not let them suck my dick without a condom. the best way is to get a massage, maybe a little fucking, and happy ending.

>>733513391
>$200/hour

For an HJ? Maybe if it was Lilu.

>>733512369
Part A
>20 year old virgin
>Found a local escort online
>22 black hair short
>Book a meet
>£100 for an hour
>Day before meet get email "Hey babe, I need a day off tommorow can we reschedule?"
Sure, book again a couple days later.

>>733513631
no, it's very casual. $200/ hr will let you do whatever you want. I got massage. I fucked her in every position. and she sucked my dick for a while. i even face fucked her for a while. but make sure you use condom for the blowjob. i had a new girl who didn't know the rules (plus it was my first time). she just started sucking without condom. I was so drunk i let her. went to doctor and got tested for every STD known to man. worried about it for a month and a half. but I didn't catch anything.

>>733514096
Part B
>Day before email her again to confirm after last time, she says it's all good to go.
>Gives me her number
>Sweet Boi I am, go out by giftbox of expensive shit for her. Perfume, Makeup, Choclates. (Plus condoms, Lube)
>Day of the meet, Tells me she lives near the furniture store in town. I get there an hour early, call her, no answer.
>No answer
>No answer

>>733512369
just saw one last night. high test blonde. $300 an hour. sucks my dick without a condom. sits on my face breeeeeeehhhhhhhs. and lets me go from vaginal to anal whenever, with a condom of course. shit is insane

>>733514320
>no, it's very casual. $200/ hr will let you do whatever you want.

Oh. Okay. That's not too bad. I've been to AMPs like that in past. None where I live now, unfortunately. Have to rely on eccie and BP roulette.

>>733514424
Part C
>Finally get a call from her.
>"Hi, um I just got back from an overnight...um...I'm gunna take a bath. *Baby screams in the background* Oh shit. Um yeah. Could you come in like an hour?"
Sure, I say.

>>733514613

This is the point where I would have bailed.

>>733514713
agreed

>>733514613
Part D
>Contemplate going home
>Just wanna get it over with though
>But mood is killed
>Wait for an hour in the cold
>Get call.
"Hi babe, I'm in the apartments round the corner. I'll buzz you in.
>Go there.
>Shitty student apartments.
>It's a fucking dorm.
>See baby pram in hallway
>No baby though *phew*
>Look at her
>6/10
>Ugh

>>733514424
>Perfume, Makeup, Choclates.
is this nigga for real

>>733515035
+100£/h Dude's crazy

Ok here's one of my stories;

>Found a place advertising as a massage parlour
>All photos are girls in lingerie
>Standard stuff
>It's a flat above a shop have to buzz to get through gate at bottom of stairs
>As I get to the top a hugely powerful floodlight comes on next to a rather high quality CCTV camera
>I'm let in and met by the older lady in charge
>Led upstairs to the bedroom and pass a fucked up hooker on the way
>Looks anorexic wearing a loose fitting t-shirt and majorly fucked up on something
>Luckily the girl chosen for me was quite cute, Thai, slightly curvy in a red cocktail dress
>She asks me to get undressed and gives me a bit of a massage on the bed, not too bad
>Rolls me over and gives me a hj to get me hard
>Blows me with condom 5/10
>She strips and looks great
>Rides me a bit
>I'm on top and seems like she's into girating her hips and making the appropriate noises
>Probably fake but no fucks given
> Finish up and was quite enjoyable
>Admits she's pretty drunk and on coke
>Make my way out asap
£60 for half hour, standard price. Not too bad a service 7/10 overall

>>733515035

I've gifted pros that were regulars on occasion. Never on a first visit.

>>733514320
Lol i have been creampie fucking amp girls for 10 years. No issues

>>733515183
What's a hj

>>733515183
where m8?

>>733515316
South London

>>733515311
srsly?

>>733515183

Hey, I'd go back for more of that.

>>733515311
Handjob

>>733514320
what can you catch for a blowjob? i think only herpes but ist common to mouth to genitalia

>>733515360
Quite an uncomfortable feeling in the flat.. plus it was my first time visiting a place like that so was nervous as hell

>>733514987
Part E
>Go in her room
>Messy, clothes everywhere.
FUCKING BOTTOM IS ON WTF:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDxHXgIlh9Q
>She asks me to leave my bag with the gifts in outside her room. Says shes scared of people bringing knives and shizz.
>Fair enough, not giving her the fucking gifts anyway. Ask if she needs the condoms.
"Nah. I have some"
>Sit down on bed.

>>733515451
Bottom is awesome... Kinda random though

>>733515282
I mean, everybody loves to and fantasizes about creampie-ing random sluts, but for most, the pre-frontal cortex kicks in and tells us not to have bareback sex with someone who has a high probability of being infected with HIV, and other horrible diseases. Seriously....how do you rationalize your behavior to yourself before and after doing this?

>>733515451
When comes the part where you fuck her?

>>733515627
Part N m8, be patient, it gets better.

>>733515451
Part F
>She is the worst fucking kisser I've ever had
>My girlfriend at fucking 12 years old could kiss better than this. Jesus Christ.
>She has no idea how to open her mouth to make out.
>I stop.
>"Wow Anon, your a really good kisser"
>Say nothing
>She takes my shirt off and trousers
>Gets my absolute no existant penis out, it's still inside me from the cold and the absolute lack of anything stimulating.
>She starts sucking on it...if you can call it an it. It is not.

Heading to Toronto area tomorrow and will probably be looking for some action. Maybe a massage parlour with extras. Any advice for a newbie in Canada?

>>733515438

I'm and old hand at mongering so it takes a bit to get me uncomfortable, but it still does happen.

>>733515827
>Literally nothing happens
>I'm not turned on at all
>Bored tbh
>Watch bottom for about half an hour
>Finally stop her.
>Um...could I lick you?
"Sure!" she says overjoyed that I'm taking any interest at all.
>First time licking out a girl
>Make her have a fucking moaning orgasm in minutes.
>Wow anon your so good! Let me reward you.

>>733516082
Just had an uneasy feeling in that place. Tend to stick to massage parlour with extras now

>>733516109
It's getting better

>>733516082
Fellow senior?

>>733516109
>Back to non-existant blowjob for the rest of my time.
>Okay thats my hour I say.
>Oh okay...she says. Do you want some more time? I know i delayed you so
>NO thank you.
>Go to pay her. She says her price has gone up £120 now.
>Fucking hell. Pay her anyway. Cannot fucking wait to leave that place.
> Go home, give gifts to female flatmate.
>Get drunk, be depressed.

>>733515349
where abouts lad

peck'm lad here

>>733516401
>Still a virgin
>£120 on fucking nothing

>>733516401
>gives her 120£ for licking her puss and watching bottom

>>733516518
"worst trade deal in history, maybe ever"

>>733516401
You made us wait for that?
Fuck you, pal. You're a real asshole.

>>733516518
Yep
The service I used works on feedback
If I tried to ditch her I probably wouldn't be able to use it again, at least in my area.

What's a rub'n'tug? What's amp?

how do you even find an AMP or a prostitute?

how does this even work?

Always been curious, never looked into it.

Mexico city, theres a street where all prostitución goes on. This hot ass girl makes a noise similar to what you would make to call a dog. Realize shes talking to me, i walk up to her she flashed me and started giving me cuotes, i said i take a while ,she offered full servicio, i say yes. Went into a white lil door like 20 ft away, i was shakin in me boots, she started undressing and asked me if i had a girlfriend

>>733512812
use p411 or ter. bp can be extremely risky

>>733516756
AMP=Asian Massage Parlor

>>733516672
Sorry
But that was my experience.
I didn't realize I had to write 50 Shades for you.

>>733515436
usually a rash that you get treated with some cream. has happened to me twice. I got an std test every six months for 4 years afterwards to be on the safe side

I've been going to escorts for about 8 years. Always independent providers, online ads, no street walkers, never ones that advertising as 18/19 because they're often underaged & lying. *Always* safe. I usually spends $200-$300 per date and I go about once per month unless I'm in a relationship. Pricy habit.

>>733514430
I love bending them over and pound doggie and stick my thumb up her bum and listen to the moans .

I said no, and then she told me to lie down started sucking my dick 69 style, i couldnt help it it looks so good i just had to lick it, she liked it and started my dick alot better, then she just tore the condom off and started sucking bare, she like read my mind

Is backpages legit? Otherwise how do you find girls?

>>733515183
nice standard bang

>>733516382

54 years a senior. Most mongering was in NJ/NY, then Brussels and Amsterdam, and now here in the Florida panhandle. God I miss the big cities.

>>733516401

Hopefully you haven't/won't make this set of mistakes again.

>>733515208
I gift mt atf occasionally. We also go out to dinner too. It usually goes bang/dinner/walk on the beach/ bang with anal. I pay for 2hrs and usually spen 4+ with her . Sometimes we pass out together afterwards and she'll blow me before she leaves in the morning

>>733516825

rubmaps.com in the US is pretty good (depending on where you live).

>>733516080
Online discussion boards like terb.cc or lyla.com are most reliable options. There are hidden gems on backpage but also lots of scammers, bait & switchers, underaged providers, pimped out girls, and druggies. You need to do a lot of due diligence if you wade into that pool.

>>733516838

eccie is good where I live, BP requires patience and research.

>>733517239
through ter,eccie,p411 etc

>>733516109
>make her have a moaning orgasm in minutes
It was fake. This delusion breh. Can't trust a story from an incel with a microwang.

>>733517579
yeah usasg helps alot to go through the bp minefield

]>>733517239
>Is backpages legit?

Yes but "BP requires patience and research".

I can still snag the occasional pro off CL. Far riskier than BP, though.[/spoiler]

Hey guys, 26 from UK my mongering budget is no more than £3,000 per month. Mainly use AW, AMA i guess?

>>733517415
so
are there "trustworthy" hookers?
with reviews and shit?

Should be a fucking hooker facebook. jfc.

>>733517397

I've had a couple of these but they're usually UTRs which are hard to find.

>>733517239
There are some legit options on backpage, but they're rarely the best quality. It's high risk on several levels, let's put it that way. Look for reviewed, high quality, well known ladies. You might pay a little more but it's worth it.

Think with your brain before going to an escort. Don't rush in last minute because your dick saw some hot skank. Rush in and you get robbed, arrested, a case of bag rot, or at best a lousy lay.

>>733517676
Fair enough.
Maybe she faked just to make me feel better.

>>733517867
How the fuck do you afford that? Are you minted??

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>>733517074
Thats not a pricey habit considering the cost to maintain a girlfriend with the constant scare she may get pregnant and lock you in or cheat on you after an argument etc

Unrelated pic, found nudes of my german ex on /b. Kekt

>>733517714

usasg is useless in my area which is why I rely on eccie to check out BP girls.

>>733517904
Yeah, there are a lot of online communities that allow guys to duscuss, recommend, and/or review escorts. That's the safest way to play. Helps the ladies stay safe too. It's a dangerous job.

>>733517904

see

>>733517640

>>733512369
wow if that's not a chode I dont know

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Me and a hooker last week
140hh
dfk
bbbj
bbfscip

>>733517239
best bet is search backpage, when you find one you think is interesting see if she has a review number for TER or p411 and check it out or just search her phone # on those sites and see what comes up to weed out the more scammy rip-off girls.

>>733518258
How does one find these?
I've never done it, but it's always been kind of a fantasy to either get a hooker or visit an AMP.

asians are a weakness.

>>733518048
budget is set as so I don't spend more than that. Not every month will I spend that much.

I have a good base salary and most things I get covered by work, so I have a high disposable income. No SO and no kids.

Most of the escorts I see are quite pricey, generally around £250/hour.

>>733515282
how to get them to remove condors!

>>733517973
utr's are great . you can get so much mileage out of them before turning them onto the public

>>733512369
I'm 20 year old black manlet. Can't get laid, decide to look into escorts. Most have a no AA policy. Most of them are overpriced

FML

>>733518446
Depends on where you are. In Canada lyla.com, TERB and MERB are the major discussion boards. But there's sites like it all over. Let google be your guiding light.

>>733517993
>Think with your brain before going to an escort.

I've drunk-called BP girls (after research) a few times while my wife was asleep in the bedroom. Only problem is not realizing I had whiskey dick. Fun nonetheless, but I stopped that shit before it became a habit.

And, yes, my wife knew what was going on. I actually woke her up one night to meet one of my regulars. Like I said, I was drunk.

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24yo virgin went to visit a pricey high class 8/10 escort. Couldn't get an erection. Ate her out for like 20mins then left half way through. She laughed and asked "what am I supposed to do with this" when she was trying to suck my flaccid cock with a condom on.

Was terrible experience and I'm still a virgin. Think I might reach wizard status tbh.

>>733518839
not taking viagra before hand to get a raging hard on when the wind shifts . fucking rookies

>>733518793
>Most have a no AA policy.

Sorry about that, AA-anon. What I find surprising is the number of AA providers that are also no AA.

>>733518839
Always take Viagra/Cialis. Even normal people without erection problems can't have it hard 100% of the time during your short 30/60 window. You're paying money might as well stay hard for 2 pops MSOG.

>>733518980
Reckon I should try again with some viagra next time? Don't want it happening again.

The escort said it was very common, thought she was lying but maybe it's true

I blame nerves and watching too much porn

>>733515282
two words nigger: charlie sheen. if he can get HIV fucking top of the line hookers, imagine what you caught barebacking fob amps.

had some fun with some thai prostitutes. AMA

>>733519270
Sheen probably took it up the ass bare from a Ladyboy

>>733519178
Honestly me too. Like I understand the reasoning behind it since on average niggers are the worst but God it's frustrating.

All I wanted to do for my birthday yesterday was to fuck a hooker but damn near all of them were no AA or were outcalls.

>>733518818
I never book a date while horny. Men's IQ drops 50 points while turned on and that's a documented medical fact. I plan it out at least a week in advance, contact the lady and book an evening well ahead of time. They appreciate that too. Escorts know that the last minute clients are drunk/stoned, probably unwashed, and sometimes trouble.

>>733512369
those eyes that say "I give up on life"

>>733519270
>fucking top of the line hookers

He was also fucking pornstars and probably took some trap-cock up the ass as well.
I've barebacked a lot of pros (off the clock) and one night stands, etc... The only thing I ever caught was the clap from a fwb. Took meds, all better.

>>733519428
There are a few reasons for this.

AA usually have giant dicks and it's not pleasant for the hooker who has been taking dick all day long.

Racism

AA has a high chance to be a pimp trying to make her his own

>>733519247
exactly. has happened to me but I powered through and eventually shot goo all over her face. thats what you get for mocking me bitch. I had saved up a weeks worth and was taking zinc supps and other stuff to increase load size

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Mother daughter hookers at my regular local brothel. Mother gives amazing head but daughter is a great fuck and has great tits

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>>733518618

>>733519270
I'm fairly sure he got HIV from drugs, not whores. Plus I think he was into some gay shit too, so yeah, a combination of drugs and taking it in the ass.

>>733519178
the aa policy esp on bp is to let customers know they arent cops. and also to avoid savage beating and death. most bp stings wont say no aa because of the racism thing

>>733519453
>Men's IQ drops 50 points while turned on

And, in my case, also apply liberal amounts of alcohol orally. Glad I stopped that shit.

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It's fun for awhile but getting a lot just turns into meh. Use eccie avoid BP those bitches are thiefs crazy and they will lie about you try to blackmail ya. And most BP girls are pimped out.

>>733519754
lol you fucking cuck, it's got nothing to do with penis size you fucking cretin.

>>733519754
Like I said I get it but it doesn't make me any less sexually frustrated

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>>733518383
>>733518618
Once you become a regular most escorts won't require a condom

>>733519754

And young thugs. I see some ads where girls will only see AA if they are 35+.

>>733516401
You found the worst hooker and she found the worst john.

Buying gifts for a hooker? and not some regular girl you see, just first random whore. wtf are you 12?

she cancelled on you. twice. and you still went back, hooker doesn't get to reschedule. made you wait an hour.

100 quids for a 5/10 and she raised her price....bitch....On top of that you didn't even get to nut because of the disgusting bitch and place.....

Man, I would a cunt punched that bitch. really aggravating.

>>733519762
I have a mother daughter team in my area. Used them once together and it was a huge disappointment . one on one though they are each fuck machines . the mom is the better one of the two but the daughter has dat prime body still

>>733518503

It doesn't matter how much you make... do you just have NO goals for the future? Do you have any idea what even half of that put away per month looks like in a few years?

>>733519762

I'd tap that mff style. I'm still on the look out for identical twins, pros or not.

>>733519860
pretty sure he got them from both

>>733520082
bull fucking shit. also, you've got to be a complete beta fuck to go bb on a fucking whore.

>>733520082
fucking disgusting.

>>733519937
While this is true best fuck I've had was from some pimped out bitch who robbed me

>>733519754
>AA usually have giant dicks
spotted the cuck. ho don't want to see young AAs because they usually try to rip ho's off and/or pimp them out.

>>733520210
I literally have no outgoings. Rent is covered, I get a food allowance, company car, gym membership etc etc.

I'm fucking empty inside, fuck. What do you want me to do?

>>733520082
Virgin comment.

>>733519880
>most bp stings wont say no aa because of the racism thing

I've heard this as well, just can't find a reliable source for it.

>>733520262
beta no. someone who gives zero fucks yes. blows my mind he does that but its his life

Any anons know a good whore in the Bay Area that'll see a nigger?

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>>733520188
>>733520242
Been trying to get them in a threeway but it's the one thing they won't do. I will keep trying though. Only fucked the mum once and it wasn't great but her blowjob skills are on point. The Daughter I have fucked a lot

>>733520486
still calling bs. it's in escorts best interest to stay healthy. the only way he's going bb is if he's fucking street walkers.

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>>733519270
Sheen was maybe shooting up anytime you use needles you for drug use risk getting AIDS.

>>733520424
yeah I know its bro science but I dont think pigs are going to comment on it. Heck I heard in some places they can fuck a ho then arrest her . I always go outcall and have them come to me. Costs more but gives me a piece of mind

>>733519937
>BP those bitches are thiefs crazy and they will lie about you try to blackmail ya

I do outcalls only and my wife is always there (in another room) so getting robbed is not really a problem. Plus, my apt complex discounts for LE so I have a lot of cops nearby. Plus, I'm a paranoid fucker. Plus, there is no real way to blackmail me.

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>>733516401
You kissed and licked a hooker?

>>733519210
How can normal people get it though?

>>733520082
Bareback sex basically means both escort and client have multiple STIs and no longer give a fuck about their own well being or that of others.

>>733520604
Not true. Hookers bareback regulars all the time and first timers too. You just have to know how to slip it in during camel slide.

>>733520553
yeah the 3way I had with them was the worst. they wouldnt touch one another . the most contact was one would blow me and the other sucked my balls at the same time. also the dual hand job but other than that not what I wanted.If I had know before hand it wasnt going to get fucking crazy I wouldnt have gone for it. live and learn.i see them separate on occassion

Why the fuck would anyone want to bareback a hooker, I'll never understand.

>>733520845
this.
>>733520851
see above.

What is AA or AA-policy?

>>733520845
Not true. I've done it 10+ years with many and haven't caught anything.

>Be 14
>Be on trip with dad in Thailand
>Dad brings a 13ish year old girl and her older (probably 18ish) sister
>Dad tells me I am going to become a man
>Wants me to fuck 13 year old
>I tell him I don't want to
>he tells me all the trouble he went through to find a girl my age
>tells me the girl is a virgin and everything
>I tell him a don't want to
>he starts fingering her and telling me how tight her pussy is.
>I am holding back tears, I don't want to do this, the thought of losing my virginity to a child prostitute sickens me.
>Dad takes both of them into his room and fucks them.
>I don't lose my virginity for another three years.

>>733520604
strippers or low class bp girls . I know some utrs that go bb too because this is their entry into the game . I never fuck utrs unless I get them early in their career

>>733520893
yeah, threesomes with escorts/whores just aren't worth it. everytime you want to change partner, you have to put on a new condom and it just ruins the fantasy

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>>733520731
>my wife is always there
She knows you're with an escort at the time?

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>>733519394

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>>733520553
she looks like jim varney in a blonde wig bro. pickings must be slim in bongland.

>>733520748
Yeah.
Had to do something.
The time went quicker than I thought.

>>733520553

I've done two mother-daughter-mffs in my life. Both were Florida, trailer park, drug related parties. Had a blast both times. Stopped the drugs so no more trailer park fun for me.

>>733520630
pretty sure sheen could afford fresh needles.

>>733520911
because bareback feels better

Also, I think there is some subconscious male/female dominance stuff that floats around in your brain, making you want to bust a nut in them more than just a regular girl. "You are paying them, you can do what you want" Type of sub-conscious thinking

T

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>>733518383
>>733520082
After some tasty DATY I was ready to stick it in bareback

If you're a regular you need to re-evaluate your life.

>>733520851
No one reputable does that even with regulars and especially if they want to keep their regulars. Word gets out about bb sex and guys will black list her, other than the most dangerous, disease ridden clients. Only "walking dead" street hookers raw dog.

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>>733521078
Kek nah just cheap and local she does have great tits though

>>733520948
No African American or African American under 30-40

It's frustrating I'll tell you what

>>733520640
>Heck I heard in some places they can fuck a ho then arrest her

There are at least two states in the US where this was legal in the past five years. Hawaii was one but last I heard they were trying to make it illegal to tap then arrest.

>>733521201
of course it feels better, but ya know what doesn't feel better? when your dick starts rotting off

>>733520404

Think back a few years to when you had sex. Do you care right now? The lustre fades fast. What would you rather have right now, £90,000 pounds or knowing you had £3,0000 worth of sex per month instead of £1,500 for the past five years.

Sex REALLY is not all that important. Money is.

>>733520640
>Costs more but gives me a piece of mind

Usually doesn't cost more where I live and some girls are outcall only.

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>>733512369
been picking up street walkers for a while now.
thrill of the hunt kind of thing, wondering whose
gonna be worth looking for later.
found quite a few keepers who do bbbjcim.
been burned a few times, sucks till ready to cum then pulls out and wont take a load
in the mouth.
after a while ive been around enough to pick up
body language of which ones are gonna let me
pop in their mouth and which ones are gonna
be a problem.

for the anons who cruise looking for a walker
here are a few tips on spotting quickly and
making a better choice on providers.
*bad signs*
>fidgety behavior
>scowling while giving you the "look."
>aggressive waves or shoulder shrugs.
these are the signs of one that will either
rob you, rush you, not haggle on prices, be unpleasant in general. these are the girls that have a handler or a terrible addiction and only want to get that quick dollar.

*good signs*
>smiles while giving you the "look."
>gives a friendly wave and keeps eye contact
>crosses street if she sees you turning
>looks flirty
these are the signs you might be picking up an experienced walker and they are all the more better. They will talk with you, usually not bother you about needing more money and will generally feel like a GFE and will be unrushed and theyll usually take a load in the mouth if youre only looking for a bj.
my 2 cents.

>>733520820
google rxrex

>Be 19 yo, holidays at grandma village
>drive to city with town friends to party and shit
>Pubs are full of cute girls but I was autistic at that time. Tell friend I want to get laid, he says its ok
>later we move to another pub and I see him talking to a girl
>girl approaches and start "dancing" (groping) with me, then kisses me and asks me if I'm going to sleep with her.
>wew lad, that was easy, obviously say yes.
>friends call a taxi and leave, later she asks if I can take her to her place.
>we leave the pub, Its almost day outside and I see she's uglier than I though, shit.
>we get on the car and I drive where she tells me, she ask me if I have gf, I tell her i don't have and she ask to be my gf... she ask my number and I give her a wrong one.
>we end in front of a whorehouse
>mfw.gif
>She tells me we can go inside if I pay her 8€
>I respond no
>anon, do you have a condom?
>no
>wait here
>she goes to the house and get a condom from the cleaning woman comes back and guide me to a hidden place
>we get on the back of my car and fuck, she on top, doing all the work...
>We fuck like 10 min, when I cum I start feeling like shit...
>on the way to her place
>anon why are you so sad?
>I'm tired
>we arrive to her place, she kisses me
>are you gonna call me?
>sure...

An this is the only time I was with a escort without paying and feeling like shit. Next day I felt better...

>>733521240
Believe what you want. There are girls who require you to bring recent test results and also you being married is a plus for them. You should wear a ring if you want a higher chance to receive bareback.

>>733520948
Some escorts advertise that they won't serve african american clients.

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>>733521225
>frenching out a hookers festering cock holster
why tho?

>>733512369
HAIRY PENIS ARE UGLY ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>733520820
You can order from online pharmacies in India, they ship out right away but the mail takes about 2 weeks. And it's generic dirt cheap stuff but works.

>>733521406
My friend, I already have the money and I will be honest with you, it didn't make me any happier.

My pension is taken care of and so are my investments. If I cut back, could literally, but I don't want to give up my lifestyle and if I'm being honest, I actually love my job.

>>733521014
I wish my dad would have done this for me . my morals are fucked until later on in life when I found out the lives they live. hmmm wait probably would have hung myself. good call anon

>>733521574
She's a beautiful white brunette
No STDs, I've been doing her bare for 2 months and caught nothing, I recently got tested
She showers with me every time

>>733521032
>She knows you're with an escort at the time?

She's usually asleep or on the XBox playing Fallout 4. She's a quean.

>>733521030
my atf and her girl of choice dont make me switch . also they fuck each other more than I fuck them . I usually pop twice and they always go an hour over and encourage me to join in when hard. Pretty sure they are a couple irl

>>733521781
she's a what?

>>733521032
ive had long time gfs who dont mind as long as its just me getting blown

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Female cam model here doing private sessions for the low hmu on kik @ incommunicable

>>733521135
daytona area by any chance ?

>>733521781
wait, you married a pro?

>>733516615
We've Struck Gold!!!! This Anon should help Trump Re-Negotiate NAFTA, and trade with the UK..... He's definitely got the touch, and PM May is gonna need that little "Sweetener" of his...

>>733521957
skype?

>>733521781

Why the fuck is she not the one servicing you. Why the fuck is she OR you ok with you spending hooker money when you shouldn't goddamn have to? Sounds like a piss poor excuse for a wife, tbh... not a "quean" at all.

>>733521236
define regular . one a week, every two weeks, monthly , bi monthly etc tec . I have a chick I see every 4 months or twice a year. Im a reg to her

>>733521014
Any decent father would have given you E and Viagra or something, to grease the skids....

Best and Worst Dad evar !

> be me
> 27 yrs old
> running a business that's making me quite a lot of money
> last night on holiday in Spain with friends
> got drunk
> everyone in bed because early flight
> get out of bed and jump in taxi
> ask to get taken to a strip club
> takes me to a brothel
> go to room with 2 hoovers
> offer me coke
> say no
> one of them lies me down whilst sucking my dick
> the other puts "coke" on her pussy and nippers without me realising and asks me to close my eyes
> feeds me drugs by putting nipples and pussy in mouth
> leave
> still horny
> go to another brothel
> everything now a blur
> get given free drinks
> drinks clearly laced with something but only realised after 2nd or 3rd drink
> have an orgy with 6 hookers over the course of 8 hours
> miss flight
> friends freak our trying to find me but eventually just go and get the flight after the brothel owner texted them to say I was fine
> eventually leave
> book another flight
> heart racing at unreal speed
> mouth becomes so dry I have zero moisture in mouth within 10 seconds of drinking water
> literally just waiting to pass out and die
> speak to police officers at airport and say I need help
> get taken to hospital
> put on heart monitor and dosed up with diazepam
> doctors seem incredibly concerned
> eventually heart begins to slow
> doctors unable to identify what drugs I'd been given but definitely not cocaine
> get flight back
> check bank balance
> ......
> £4500 spent in brothel
> girlfriend checks my phone and sees me telling my friends what had happened when I got back

An expensive price to pay for a story to tell the grandkids.

>>733521246
I want to fuck dem tiddies and cum dumpster her face

She wasnt a professional or anything but I have a little story about an old "friend".

>Be 19, living in apartment alone.
>doing grocery shopping, come across old highschool crush.
>Has a kid now, separated from the father.
>living in apartment across town from mine.
>Has sister babysit while she works two jobs.
>We start talking, decide to exchange numbers and catch up.
>She comes over about a week later, we just talk for a bit.
>She doesn't want to date or anything but wants to hang out.
>months go by, slowly she starts using me for rides to and from work. Or to "borrow" cigarette money.
>Get fed up.
>Make a joke while taking her home one night.
>"Hey I don't mind taking you home but i'm poor and lonely so you'll either have to pay me some gas money or spend the night sometime."
>Intend it as joke, expect to get like $5.
>She chooses to spend the night.
>We fuck.
>She's not great but whatever, only pussy in two years.
>Within weeks she's basically my personal hooker.
>I pay her in rides and cigarettes, she sucks and fucks 3-5 times a week.
>This becomes so routine that she starts leaving a change of clothes at my house and stripping the second we walk in the door.
>Realize how weird this is when she gets in my car one night and the first thing she says is "my pussy is really sore from yesterday, you can face fuck me if you want."
>Go from crushing on this girl silently to fucking her face almost daily in a matter of months.
>eventually she gets back together with her ex and they move away.
>haven't spoken in six years.

good times bros, good times... I miss being a kid.

>>733521659

Jesus Christ. Whatever floats your boat I guess. If you hate your money so badly you should send it to me. You spend more per month on hookers than I make. You sound like a manchild.

>>733516401
I came to this thread an hour late and wasted my time reading a made up story from some faggot who was probably beating his dick whole typing. Try a little more than 10 lines per story, fucko.

>>733521429
the cost of the hotel . I like a decent place and not run down motels but I am older and have the extra cash

>>733522153
Im from Spain m8 wtf did you buy on that brothels?

A spanish escort will not charge you more than 100 euro.

>>733521529
Why cant other businesses do this?

>>733521753

can we see the face?

>>733522108
I'd say you become a regular if you visit one often enough, not in a high frequency. If you've been with her 10 time over a few years she'll probably know your name and fetishes

>>733512369
I dated a girl who told me she was a stripper,but it turns out she meant she use to be a prostitute

Tldr; I kissed a prostitute

>>733518383
go get tested dude. thats nasty

>>733516401
At least your not the guy on here the other night where he paid a hooker(what turned out to be a pre op tranny) $150 to loose his virginity. Ended up with him not loosing it and basically getting raped by a tranny for an hour.

>>733522315
that's the problem. you can't justify it because you aren't in my position. all of my colleagues are pretty much exactly the same.

Answer me this:

If your base salary was £60,000 but was expected of you by your higher ups to top it up into six figures via bonuses, by your bosses who provide everything you need including apartment, car, gym membership, food allowance, accounting and so on what the FUCK would you spend your money on?

>>733522643

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>733522319
Fair Criticism.
I could've written it better or more interesting.
I really just wanted to tell someone.
Sorry.

>>733521879

Cuckquean. A female cuckold.

>>733521963

Not a pro. Previous wife was an ex-pro.

>>733522054

She's a compersive cuckquean. It makes her happy for me to be happy even if it is with a pro.

>>733522211
had that for 6 months . fucking cum dumpsters I love it when we get them depraved

>>733522577
I 'dated' one and she used to buy ME shit from her earnings. Beat that!

>tldr; I'm a ponce and a cheap slag

>>733522449
Keep in mind a lot of those "no aa" girls are actually from the hood. Many won't do black guys because they don't want someone they know to retain their services. In some cases it's racist, in others it's a privacy safeguard.

>>733522145
I Think he thought that fingering her in front of me would do the job.

>>733522153
>An expensive price to pay for a story to tell the grandkids.

Life is all about the stories you can tell when you're older.

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>>733522643
this story by chance ?

>>733522748
first you take the abuse from that slag hooker and now from some no name dick poster. you need to go get tested for low T or something friendo.

>>733522369
It was in Seville, wish I could remember the name of the place I went to and I'd report the cunts but I was so out of it - even as I left you could see the fear in the eyes of the owner when he saw the state of me, asked me if I wanted weed but I just needed to get out of there.

I spent so much because at times I had all 6 girls there, so was about 6x120€ for half hour slots, so that made up about 2000€. Then after that I'd have 2 or 3 at a time.

I couldn't get it up for about 4 hours yet I still kept on paying, don't know what the fuck drugs they'd spiked me with, I've tried the majority of recreational drugs and it wasn't anything like I've ever had before.

>>733522714

Nothing, because that won't last forever and money is important regardless of the fact that you have no respect for it. All I am saying is maybe cut your hooker budget in half? Anything? This is the most short-term thinking imaginable. I was imagining you being in the tech industry because that was the only industry I can think of where you can be this autistic and still make bank... Are you THAT shit with regular women? Don't you crave a real connection with a real human being? At all? So much so that you'll spend £36k a year to avoid it?

Stop making your life sound like shit. Look at basically the entirety of the rest of the world and stop complaining.

>>733522320

I just have them come to my place.
I'm this dude:
>>733520731

>>733522714
a proper girlfriend

That said, I did this and went back to hookers anon.

btw, similar situation to you, 6 figures (£), home(s) and car paid for. Just bored.

But take note, hookers are just a distraction. I now have more fun fucking married women. Up to you which route you take.

>>733522778

Jesus Christ... no issues there. You really married a winner. think of the values she'll impart to your children.

>>733523092
im not having them come to my house . fuck that

>>733522714
Bitches and booze. Rock on man

>>733523117

You guys just have no imagination. With that kind of money and all you can do for fun is fuck hookers or ruin other people's lives? Go travelling. Take up a hobby. Give your hooker money to charity, at least maybe this won't make you feel so goddamn empty afterwards.

>>733523179

No children here. Got a vasectomy 15 years ago.

>>733523285
>this

hookers 101

This man of black origin get it

>>733523013
That is a fucking night to remember but 2000 euro man thats too much

>>733522211
>>733522808

Every man should have this once in their life. Preferably before 25. Here's my similar story:

>break up with ex of 2yrs
>don't talk for months
>she remembers I'm savvy with jailbreaking iPhones
>texts me asking if I could do hers
>accepts, meets up and takes phone
>text her moms phone later on letting her know it was done
>"how can I repay you?"
>"I usually charge $20" (joking)
>she drives To my house
>picks up iPhone, we drive to dead end
>make out
>tittyfuck her in back seat
>week later, mom wants iPhone jailbroke

Went on for 2 months. Not every week. I think 5-6 times total for her friends and fam.

>>733523015
I have no desire to get married. when I want kids, I'll either try and settle down or just use a surrogate. I'm actually quite happy being on my own. I think it's how I deal with my job.

No, I'm not in the tech industry, I work for a reputable worldwide hotel chain, pretty much entertaining whoever is in charge of a companies corp accounts and ensuring they spend their money with us. My entire life if centered around other people and making them happy, so I enjoy the downtime.

My time is split between UK and the Middle East. I'll prob just cash out and retire in South East Asia pretty soon

>>733522841
It can quite a cash machine for a kid with no education. You fuck just 5 guys a week, maybe 15 hrs counting prep time and travel. You have a out $52k tax free.

Works until you hit the ripe old age of 28 and your phone stops ringing. Shitty time to realize you got no resume beyond a thousand random guys you let blow a load in the hole of their choice.

>>733523092
>having hookers in your house
I won't even let a contractor in my house unless he's licensed and insured.

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>Fly into Thailand
>Decide to go hard for my first night in the city after sleeping the jetlag off
>Get a bucket of vodka + red bull
>Jump a tuktuk. Ask to go to Kosan Road
>Tuktuk says "YA OKEE MAN"
>Driver taking too long, road shouldn't be this far
>"U HERE" he says at some club
> "I said road, not club"
>He drives away
>Go inside. Oh shit. Girls everywhere. Older White dudes everywhere.
>Fuck. Realize where I am
>Side of the room. I guess they are the "upper tier" of girls. Behind a glass with numbers on them
>Sit at bar. Buy myself a drink. Lady sits down next to me
>orders her a ladydrink (which is like orange just at x100 the price)
>Asks if I want massage
>Yeah sure
>Go upstairs to this fucking dungeon of a room. I should have noped the fuck out in hindsight but feeling good
>Green tile. Dimly lit. Writing it down now I could have gotten my fucking organs stolen
>Get massage
>on my stomach so I can't see her
>she flips me over, she's naked
> "You like?"
> Well, I guess this is happening
>Nod. She gives me a hj.
>Puts condom on me. Jumps on. Rides dick like a wet blanket
>Cum. Finish. clean up
>Asks for cash for the house. Don't have much cash on me after all. Pay the house
>"And me?"
>Um...have some gold coins from australia. Give them to her
>Rush out
>Tuktuk back
>Meet back up with a straight edge friend that night. tell him the story. Remember his concerned words of "Did you fuck that girl?!"
>Ya

>>733523314
Erm,

who said that I feel empty? I'm not anon 1, but I travel a lot, been to beautiful places and eaten a fine restaurants.

In fact, the hookers that I hire are the bottom of the pile. Why, because it's what I can't get in my normal day to day life. I have no problems picking up women in bars all around the world, it's not the thrill of the chase of normal women any more.

Suppose I'm just a sociopath.Or something in my wiring isn't correct. But hey, that's me!

>>733522808
>>733523445
yep now i'm married and get laid maybe once every other week. Usually 5-10 mins of missionary right before bed. fuck I wish I was 19 again. I've asked the wife if she's down for a three way but she always screams and calls me a bastard.

>>733523285
I'm more wary of outcalls for sure. I only do that when it's a girl with an excellent online rep and lots of reviews. Otherwise I only do incalls.

>>733523411
As I say the end amount I'd spent was £4500.

It was roughly 120€ for half hour, but that was per girl.

Unfortunately I can remember very little of it.

I remember dancing with them all completely naked and they were all gyrating against me. I remember getting an actual massage off 3 of them. I remember not being able to get it up for hours on end. I remember one being absolutely disgusted with me so I every time I tried to fuck or touch her shed pull a face and move away.

The main things I remember are being in the airport waiting to die and thinking I was never gonna see my son again. Then in the hospital.

When I returned to the airport the same officer I approached to get me an ambulance was the guy behind the counter checking passports and he asked me if I was okay, I was so zoned out I didn't register it until Id walked away but wish I'd thanked him.

A lot of my friends didn't speak to me for some time after that also.

I do tend to do a lot of crazy shit but that was the worst I've ever done.

>>733523762
You don't have to be 19. Just don't marry a fucking bore

>>733523743

The empty part was for the other guy. I was addressing the two of you at once.

Yes, it certainly does sound sociopathic. For real.

>>733523649
>Ya
Topkek

>>733523762
Luckily my girlfriend and I have sex often. And it IS great...but nothing compares to that feeling of being young and semi-premiscuous. I'll be honest. I didn't fuck a lot of woman growing up, but I kept all my exs wrapped around my finger and could fuck them whenever I wanted. It was better to me.

>>733523888

I'd say if your wife is super into threesomes she's probably a whore.

So looking for a hooker, this is the only one who has responded.
She's only charging 100 for hhr. Should I go for it or keep looking?

http://eastbay.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/ultiMαtε-ρlαγmαte-call-mε-new-pics-click-here-to-see/63834228

>I used to run track in high school
>I was really good and my coach thought I could get a scholarship to a good school
>but my mom was a drunk and couldn't pay bills
>I had to quit to work and support us
>I left when I was 18 because I got into a fight with my mom's boyfriend
>With no where to go I ask my track coach for help
>he lets me rent a room for real cheap
>My car breaks down and I don't have money to fix it
>ask coach if he can give me a loan
>he tells me he is already doing a lot for me renting a room for so cheap
>ask him if I can earn it some how
>He tells me he is pretty lonely and could use a blowjob
>I ask other people for help but no one will help me.
>end up giving him a blowjob
>He tells me I am going to have to do it a few times if I want all the money
>start blowing him regularly
>he tells me I can give him a few blow jobs and won't have to pay rent.
>I end up sucking him off regularly to pay for living there.

>>733524064
Go for it anon, but use condom. She looks std like

>>733523531

My wife and I used to have strippers and druggies in my place all the time. Handling BP-girl drama is nothing compared to what I've been through.

>>733524134
faggot

>>733521529
oh yeah i have seen a shit loads of adds saying that "no aa"

>>733521136
Sheen could have shooting up with other people.

>>733524134
Are you a boy or girl?

If girl that's hot.

If boy that's gay.

>>733519210
Can you get viagra or cialis legit without going through the dark web? Walk me through it if you'd be so kind

>>733523893
Probably,

It's ad but true. My preference is for the really haggard ones (old or young). You know the really desperate ones. I've founnd the nicer you treat these ones, the more degrraded acts they do (because they're not used to seeing someone nice). The problem is that it's all an act to see how low I can go!

Else fucking TS up the shitter. I'd have to say that it just morally degrades each time I go out. But weirdest shit is, i've come to terms with it. It's now just part of who I am.

Too many stories to tell...

>>733524475
Its obviously a boy.

>>733524064

She looks legit to me.

>>733524525
go to your doctor
tell them you've got ed
tell them you've been suffering 'suspected pains in your chest'
look puzzled
>?????
$profit

well, that's what I did

btw, get cialis, Viagra's crap, cialis lasts for close to a day

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I get an erotic massage once a week, usually Friday or Saturday evening. I alternate between two chinese women. One is in her mid thirties, quite attractive. she gives the most amazing sensual massage I've ever had, the teasing of my cock and balls and arsehole is almost unbearable. then she tells me to tuen over and plays with my nipples, licking and sucking them while gently wanking me then the main event with a finger up my arse. I come buckets. £60 an hour.
The other is a young Chinese student girl, about 19. Nerdy-cute little thing with glasses and a shy smile. Her massage is realy gentle and sensual. I pay her a bit more to do dirty stuff because she looks so sweet and innocent so ends up £80 an hour. Much better than a fuck and lasts a lot longer.

>>733524064
Don't fuck someone because she's the only one who responded. Google her phone number. Reverse image search her pictures. Look for things that don't smell right. Google "[your home town] escort review board". Find a site where guys discuss this shit. Search, read, ask questions.

Think. If you bought car you'd probably research for a month first. You're going to stick your dick in this thing. Due diligence, bro.

>>733521014
Holy shit what a fag

>>733524064

She's a beaner. Probably has other beaners ready to rob you

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>>733521014
Awesome dad. I was masturbating hardcore from 11 to 18 until I lost my virgibity. But i had to listen to the stories on how he cheated on my mother with all opairs lol. Open relationship sucks and never works. Fucking boomers.

Anyway i would have never said no to a nice asian girl in my age just for me. But i would probably hVe fallen in love.

>>733524064

Most take awhile to respond because they are currently with someone else or have like 50 dudes texting to them. Also, keep in mind these girls use their absolute best photos and most of the pics are real old.

>>733523883
Youre lucky you didnt do that in America you could get arrested for public troubles or something like that In Spain if you are drunk or highly drugged they just take you to the hospital and invite you a breakfast

>>733524937

I've received my best hjs at massage parlors. The older girls there are usually better.

>>733523649
Pt2.

>In Phuket
>Go out to see the ladyboys dancing on the main strip.
>Get a drink and watch drunk white guys try to pick up men in skirts, not knowing what they are getting into
>Cracking up
>Lady comes up
>Ladydrink etc etc
>She's actually pretty funny, people watching with me. Has less of an accent
>Says she's new to this whole thing
>Probably a lie, but maybe. She seems pretty new for sitting next to someone this long without any money exchange
>Sit there for a couple hours. Decide to get up and go.
>She said she had more fun than she has in a while
>Leave but walking the strip the next day and she spots me and runs up
>Say hey. Going to the beach. Invite her
>We go, chill. Little bungalow on the beach we're sitting in
>Order proper drinks from a place on the beach
>Get tipsy with her
>Kiss her etc
>End up spooning and fucking while we watch the sun go down
>Feel good man
>chill for a bit
>I get up, say I have to go. Awkwardly ask if she needs money
>She says no
>Feels good man
>Leave but exchange info
>We still talk. She asks if I'm ever coming back. She says I should just come marry her
>Na

>>733525181
I stoped going to massage parlours as found them usually a rip-off. the girls don't really care as it's not their business and I often only get 45-50 minutes when I paid for an hour. Much better to get an independent masseuse working from home as she wants the regular customer.

>>733525138
>public troubles
I remember when I got arrested for class B felony public troubles. Ended up having to take troubles management classes.

>>733525387
to some degree,

>This

This is a pretty nice thread i have to say

>>733525181
Fucking yes.

Our brains are wired to want the hot, fresh, ripe 18-22 year old bodies. In reality they are almost always terrible in bed and have bad attitudes as well. Nothing beats an experienced lady in her 30s or 40s, even if the body is starting to fade.

>>733525387

I was lucky. I had a friend that managed a massage parlor back up in NJ. I'd go there after work, drink some of his cheap-ass scotch with him and hangout. Tapped almost all the girls there. No BS because I was friends with the boss. No house fee but I did tip the girls out. Had one regular (a Russian) that I would see every Sunday around noon. After a month or two, she surprised me by lubing up my cock and shoving it up her ass bareback. Came buckets. She didn't do it all of the time, but it was great anyway.

>>733526183

One more thing about that place. There was a hot Latina there that needed somebody to cosign on a loan for her car. I said I'd do it. The price was one free session each week until the loan was paid off. Great deal for me. I was fat with cash back then and could have easily paid of the car if she wasn't able to.

>>733523649
Have some gold coins from Australia hahahahaha

On a side note you paid her tip when you bought her the orange juice mocktail champ

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>>733517867
I remember this one kiwi escort named Gemma near micklegate.

>in town for business, stay at "4 star" hotel in York, which is smaller than a bed and breakfast
>Smoked cigs with doorman late at night a couple times. Give him a couple Cuban cigars.
>one week in, I mention I need to get laid
>he gives me a number, asks what time do I want the cab to pick me up
>give him the time, he says call the girl when I'm on the way
>next day, cabbie arrives, I call the girl, she sounds pretty
>told the cab driver to wait for me in case the chick is a huge manatee
>a blonde 5'4" goddess in garters, heels, and a nice tight, black outfit opens up.
>literally turn around and give a thumbs up to cabbie
>she gives me beer, we go upstairs
>she is a kiwi, sweet, giving me the girlfriend experience since I didn't know what I wanted
>background, I had just split from the wife, really needed to learn how to be an alpha male again
>she undresses me, gets undressed and gives me some gel massage, sliding up against me.
>she gives me head, it's ok, but I'm nervous and it's not diamonds all the way
>first time in england, first time with escort, I keep expecting to get robbed at any moment.
>she strokes me and kisses all over me.
>I go to put it in, but think better of it and just jerk off on her pussy
>I cum on her smooth belly
>worth it
>I don't remember showering first, but I think I did, and I def showered after the gel massage.
>I ask how much, she like talk to your doorman, he's coming over
>he brings booze, pot, and pills
>we drink, he treats the girl like shit, grabbing her, kicking her when she gets up
>he says take these pills and we'll fuck her together.
>alarm bells.jpg
>what pills are those?
>VIAGRA
>they don't look like viagra to me, so I pass, say I gotta work in the am, and its 3am now.
>she takes one of the pills, must not be viagra lol
>he had her in a headlock when I leave
>next day, he says had fun m8, no charge.
Lesson: always tip your doorman

>>733524940
I've went through that. Nothing useful comes up, other than the ads she's posted.

>>733526633
>headlock

kek

>>733526704
If nothing useful comes up then pass. Don't fuck an escort you can't vet.

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>>733518793

>tfw even hookers won't fuck you.

sorry bout that.

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>>733526965

>>733512369
WTF< nobody asked for MOAR of this slut?!?

>>733512369
Had sex with 4 over the course of around 2 years. I think that's had enough honestly, only one of them was any good, probably because she was the only one to blow me without a condom. Getting a blowjob in a condom is the worst but without is the best.

>first time
>virgin
>awkward and stiff as fuck
>condom on the entire time
>her pussy smelled bad

>second time
>pics and reality didn't match, it was a fat chick
>fuck it I've come this far
>basically the same as the first time but her pussy didn't smell as bad at least
>kept acting like I was some sort of sex god
>did make her squirt at the end

>third time, decide to try an asian
>best out of the lot by far
>really sensual and intimate
>blows me without a condom
>holy shit it's the best feeling ever
>great sex
>nice girl too

>fourth and final time, decide to go black
>condom straight on, it was ok, pretty boring standard stuff


I'm burned out hookers, it's too expensive and most of the time not worth the money unless you find that rare diamond in the rough.

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Her Hand...

>>733524940
But anon the only other options are a land whale that's 160 who just lays there like a dead fish or go for a drive and take another gamble

>>733526965
>>733527059
Bump for more

>>733527274
And...

>>733526991

One more thing, AA-anon. Some girls that say no AA actually will. They just think they'll get better biz from dudes who have a problem with girls that have fucked AAs. It's weird.

Your best bet is to go after providers that are older or have been in the business for awhile. Doesn't hurt to ask.

I'm a 54yo white guy which makes things much easier except for actually dating. Too many girls say "No 50+" or "No 40+".