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/b/rothers, I need help. My girlfriend is nice, caring and an

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/b/rothers, I need help.

My girlfriend is nice, caring and an amazing person in general, but I have two big problems with her.

1. She is flat as a board. I really like big boobs and this is quite the problem for me. Problem is that when we are having sex and she's lying on her back, she is completely flat. When we're doing it like that, I feel like I'm fucking some guy and once, I even lost my erection from it, but said some fake shit like being tired or something like that.

2. She does not like sucking dick, which also is a problem for me. My ex was a cockhungry monster, who would suck my dick at least once a day and she loved it so much, she would orgasm from it. This one is not a big fan of the art of oral stimulation.

We have been together with her for years and I told myself that with time I will get used to this, but it just becomes worse.

Please, give me some advice about foods, pills, anything that can make her tits bigger and anything that can make her suck dick, at least, regularly.

>inb4 Nudez (I do not have any)

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Getting your dick sucked is shit anyways. Sticking it in her bare is 100x better.
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>>733496887
It is nice and she doesn't mind bareback, but just like with tits, I am a fan of blowjobs too.
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>>733496780
birth control pills makes her boobs slightly bigger

she either weird and don't like giving oral or she just doesn't like giving oral to YOU, but loved giving it to Jamal, Dashawn & Cory.
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>>733496780
I heard birth control hormone pills makes girl's tits grow. You could also have her work on getting a nice ass to make up for the lack of tits.
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>>733496780
You should just dump her if ur not happy, maybe pay her a surgery to make boobs bigger, i dumped my ex because she had no ass
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>>733497022
I am blessed with living in a country with no niggers
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Never settle. If she's not willing to do whatever it takes to make you happy, she's not worth the trouble. You're just gonna get depressed and stuck in a relationship you hate. There are plenty of big chested girls out there that are faithful, would suck your dick for hours on end and let you fuck them in the ass just cause you call them pretty and take good care of them. Get you one of those
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>>733497050
Fake boobs are worse than no boobs.
I know I am being spoiled, but I am just picky like that.

When it comes to the girl herself, she is quite amazing, but these two things do not stop bothering me.
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>>733497260
Good words of encouragement, thank you, anon
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>>733496780
well anon, you need to either accept your "love" for who she is or discard that for your selfish desires and risk it with someone else. it's really up to you.
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But seriously if she's not a fan of sucking dick you need to tie that bitch up and use her face like a flesh light. A forced blowjob is better than no blowjob.
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>>733497430
Well, in the end it will come to that, but still, it is good to get some advice and try my chances before calling it quits.
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>>733496780
>who would suck my dick at least once a day and she loved it so much, she would orgasm from it.

Um, apparently she was a good actor and you're a little naive.
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>>733496780
1. You're clearly very immature and superficial. This should get better with age, although it's not guaranteed.

2. See 1.

In short; grow up kid.
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>>733497814
virgin detected
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>>733496780
>My girlfriend
lying faggot. your story sure fell apart quickly.
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>>733496780
>My girlfriend is nice, caring....
>She does not like sucking dick
Here's a little secret: if she isn't willing to do something she's not that into for you, she's not worth keeping. Even if she doesn't like doing it, she should still be willing to do it to make you happy. Many women out there will suck your dick even if they hate it purely because it makes you happy.
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>>733498427
ON POINT.
If you get pleasure out of it, the girl should enjoy it too. Girls don't like sucking dick because it fells good in heir mouth, they like it because they know it makes men feel good.
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>>733497022
This
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Big boobs are great but get fit together. It improves everything. No dick sucking is meh but long term relationship it won't matter anyways...
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>>733496887
Not OP, but blowjobs are still better than having a mental image of fucking a boy because your gf has no tits.
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IF you're gf has no tits you need to stop fucking around and make her dress like a little girl
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>>733498427
Good to know, thanks, anon
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>>733499125
We have been together for three years, it is still not meh for me, because I simply enjoy it that much.
Even back in the old days, when I was getting it on a daily basis I would get excited like a donkey in a mercedes when it was happy time.
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>>733499619
I am OP, and I thank you for showing a little courtesy towards a /b/rother
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>>733499781
This is actually a good advice.
We tried roleplay a few times, but she's too shy to pull it off. Still, if she agrees to this one, I will get ma patience on 100% just to make it work.
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Is there anyone else, to share some boob enlargement/make her suck my dick more often advice?
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I will self-bump to protect it from disappearing.

Come on, anons, especially the ones who have long-term relationships or even marriage, help me find balance between tits and head in life
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>>733496780
If you're not in love just end it. You're hurting both her and yourself.
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i have a gf for a year and she loves to suck my dick. she gets all wet doing that too. feels good when she puts all in her mouth but she cant do that for long. not good enough to make me cum. she has b cups but she lets me go in raw and i cum on her belly.

fuck her insecurity though. always wants her way or else bullshiet. im just trying to get more bro times.

if it really bothers u just break it up. tell her u dont love her and ur feelings for her have changed. then never call again.
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>>733501455
do whatever makes u happy. break up with her and try someone with tits and if that dont work out. get back with her.

i just go to massage parlors once a month. they have ladies with bolt-ons. keeps me sane.

but also u should appreciate all the ladies of the world. tits or no tits. why u treating her like shit u asshole. why did u even get with her?
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Open wallet... Pay for 500cc implants (34ddd...) Win.
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>>733501857
Dude, we're pretty chill together, just these things bother me, I thought it would pass, but it hasn't for the past three years. Everything else is awesome, but just this does not stop bothering me.
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>>733502194
See
>>733497304
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>>733496780
Meanwhile i'm the opposite. My girlfriend will go out of her way sometimes to give me a blowjob, even if it isn't for long. That and she has D sized tits

However she's sensitive as fucking shit and acts like a child
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well sir, give it some time. a week or a month. and if u really need to. u should break up with her. u dont want to marry someone u regret. the first question u should ask urself is "can u picture urself married to her?" imagine that since u have 3 years exp with her...
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>>733502404
thank you for pointing it out.
I was wondering how to do it.
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>>733502566
Yeah but then you just say stop actin like a spoiled brat and fuck her face.
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>>733502566
Lucky bastards, lucky, lucky bastard
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>>733499619
Because blowjobs will definately not create a mental image of getting your dick sucked by a guy?
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>>733503266
I think all you really need for a good blow Job is a pretty face.
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>>733503598
She could have the prettiest face in the world and still not suck dick well. Technique is more important than looks. If she's ugly, just close your eyes.
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>>733504081
I honestly think pussy feels better than head. But, I enjoy blowjobs more because of the idea of it. The fact she's gagging herself just to pleasure me. The way their eyes look when they look at you, how their faces scrunch up when they're choking. I start off with a blow job to get me going, then pound away.
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Skinny girls usually have nice assess, post pics of her ass.

Does she like anal?
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>>733496780
Move on OP. She's not for you.
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>>733505227
Asking the important questions here
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>>733496780
>She is flat as a board.
seriously? have her wear a push up bra or ride you so you take advantage of gravity. it is your biological imperative to fuck the shit out of her.

>She does not like sucking dick
make it taste like something she enjoys, whipped cream, peanut butter, chocolate and tell her your making a huge sacrifice fucking her no titty ass.
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No woman comes from throating your mangy piel, it is called acting likely because youre a shallow fake fuck and she sucked you off rather than have you rutting on her.
I can tell you the outcome your svelte attractive gf is going to leave you the second someone decent so much as nods at her. Doesnt matter if youre in a band or not, you are still are faggot with npd and a below average piel.
tldr kys rby
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>>733496780
>foods, pills, anything that can make her tits bigger
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>>733505431
Obviously the post of someone who wants to fuck her. do you to school with her too? op is too much of a fag and she needs an unselfish lover.
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>>733498427
My girlfriend was not into bjs when we were first together but after a couple years she got used to it and now she loves it will just go down on me without warning if we are watching TV and she's horny
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>>733505825
would she go down on you in a theater?
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>>733496780
Here, Ive got the answer.

Fucking be lucky. Most anons don't have gfs.
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