Picking up this little slut from her highschool today to "smoke

>>733485205
return her to her family home and get help/kys

Show her your expansive anime collection

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satan calls rape, looks like she'd be into it

Introduce her to your waifu pillow

>>733485273
reroll

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>>733485281
>>733485357
Either of these

>>733485205
Hit it and kick her to the curb.

Give her a makeover because no-one under 65 should wear blue eyeshadow

>>733485205
fuck her asshole

>>733485357
this

Take her home safely.

Fist her rough ..please and make some nice pics or gifs or webm

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>>733485444

>>733485444

check'd rip

Hard fisting

>>733485205
Get her to get another girl to come out with you. You want both of them to suck your cock.

Almost every girl has one friend who she knows will do a threesome. I've got a few this way from desperate ugly chicks. Ugly girls, like that one, always have fine skinny friends.

Get pictures. Post them here

Hard pussy fisting

>>733485444
winrar

Since you got trips I'll fuck it infront of her too

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>>733485205

Kill her and eat her liver, kidneys and heart so they cant donate them to some dying nigger.

>>733485543
Dont, waifu's for snuggles not fuckles

>>733485592
trips are still dubs

>>733485205
Make her smell your fart

>>733485205
Get her so stoned she can't cognitively reason anymore, start livestream, instruct her to follow all requests in comments.

>>733485205
is she retarded?
she looks retarded

>>733485205
pedophilia and supplying drugs to a minor. You really should kill yourself, loser

>>733485728
Only partly. She's dumb as fuck that's for sure

>>733485748
it's cool she's legal

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>>733485748
>implying op is over 18
>implying Repugna in op's pic is under 18

>>733485748
>she's 18 m8, senior in high school.
>smoke cigarettes and chill homie

Can't flimflam me.

WINWAR
>733485377

>>733485205
put barbed wire round her neck and punch her in the kidneys while fucking her ass

kill her

>>733485873
stop being such a pussy, faggot.

>>733485955
Got it

>>733485377
And we have a winner.

>>733485944
We'll do I take her home, or do I fuck her in the ass and punch her in the kidney?

SHARPIE IN POOPER POST ON /B/ DONE.

take her to arianna concert

Show her you my little pony collection

>>733486174
She's definitely getting something in her asshole today

Post her social media so I can fap

>>733486100
You gotta do all the dubs and trips. Show her your pillow, then bend her over it while you choke her and fuck her ass. Then return her safely home.

>>733486100
Answered dubs dubs! You need to fuck her. If she doesn't douche you might get poop from her ass. Blow on her face. Post pictures.

>>733486344
I promise you I'm gonna fuck her dirty little ass and then make her taste it. Will post pictures tonight.

>>733485444
This will get her in the mood

>>733485205
She looks like a clown

ROLLIN FOR RAPE
https://youtu.be/wFefATs9qkI

>>733487728
Agreed. But don't you just wanna fuck that face and her makeup run?

>>733485205
rape and publish video here

>>733489335
It's not rape if she wants it. But what can I do to make it less enjoyable for her?

>>733486462
>>733485543
approximate time/site?

>>733485205
Bump

>>733491999
you will make her eat all these eggs

>>733491208
Thanks. I need more participation here!
I'm already gonna show her my Waifu and fuck her in the ass. But that's not enough!

I need raunchy shit! Do I put her in a diaper? Do I put a leash on her? Should I make her drink my piss from the toilet? This girl is a total slut and will do anything I say for a little bit of weed.

>>733492107
Have her piss herself

>>733492229
EVen better. I'll have her piss herself, and then shove her soaked panties in her mouth.

Is she gonna consent ?

>>733492107
Teach her about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ and set her on a right path.

>>733492467
Last time she came over she let me tie her up and use her face as a flesh light. So I'm pretty confident I can get her to do some nasty shit.

>>733492681
fucckkkk
you gotta arrange a gangbang boi, breed the slut

Talk to her parents about your interest in marriage. And your plans to start a family and becoming a Navy Seal.

Show her this thread

>>733492681
more pics of her?

>>733493044
Would probably make her wet

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>>733493055
A little chub but I don't mind.
Trips gets her nudes

Trips for goodies

I have to shit I'm tipping

777

Like bad have shit my belly hurts

>>733493669
>>733485444
I don't suppose those trips count, huh?

>>733493669
more please

>>733485377
Winrar. After returning her home, live stream yourself drinking beach.

I won't make it to the bathroom

Worth a try

I farted and feel better

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>>733493833
Nope only new ones. Gotta keep the thread alive.
Here's a bra pic tho

But now I feel a warm wetness where I sit

>>733493669
roll for nudes

Trip

>>733493669

rollin for breeding with her, she looks like an obedient sex craving slut

trip

Should I check if a shat myself

>>733485205
How is she a slut? Your dick been dangling in her face while it shoots a nice load on that face?

I could go for some nudes

Moree

It's taste like shit yup I shit my self

>>73348520
instead of picking her up you could drive into a wall!

>>733485205
Plunder every hole.. Then make some new ones.

I also popped a butt pimple

nudes

more, roll

>>733485377
Winrar, do it op

pls

Do you guys pick butt pimples when shitting too?

>>733493669
> Yam/10

>>733494223
I will when I'm done with her

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Rolling for butt pic.

>>733493947
nice
how did you meet her

Rolling for trips

Dump everything you have of her

Spread cum on her face then post the pic here

Post fag

>>733494332
for fuck's sake

>>733494332
>332
Kill yourself anon.

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>>733493669
Looks like tard I'm going to dip and skip

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>>733494066
I think I'm gonna cum in her asshole tonight. Wanna recreate something like this

Buy her a happy meal but cut a hole in the box for your dick

dump it all

>>733494444
Quads

>>733494444
bazinga

>>733494444
Quadsssss
Dump em op

>>733494444
this must count surely

>>733494444
Quads!!! We have a winner!!!

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>>733494444
>checked.

>>733493947
Either that's a great bra, or those tits are pretty nice.

>>733494294
Friend of a friend. Started talking on Snapchat

It's time my body is ready

Rollin for the boobs.

>>733485205
Anal then suck it out her ass

>>733494444

>>733485850
>Repugna

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>>733494444

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>>733494444
I only have a couple but maybe I can get some more for you guys.

Who's got la pluga twins

>>733485205
step one: make her take off the 12lbs of makeup so we know what we're working with.

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>>733494680
The tard is revealed abort abort

Need dat ass pics

>>733494444
tybg

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>>733494680

>>733494732
Kek. She's defiantly got an extra chromosome or two

>>733494732
bitch u mad mf ugly b looking like the little ginger kid from little einstein kill urself btch ill shoot u mf ass meet me irl fuck outta here wicho dorito ass shaped head btch albino gorilla lookin ass mf ill flame u dumb spotty white pizza shaped head lookin elongated ass nose marshmallow man crusty ass mf self right here btch

>>733494755
fuck, uk slut?

>>733494444
just about to roll when i see this

chek'd

For a friend

>>733494755
Don't wanna one in the gut do it in the butt

>>733494680

get more, i like chubby sluts

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>>733494444

>>733494755
>those warts
wash ya ass

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>>733494755
That's it nibbas I'm dry

Op is my hero! Fuck her hard for all of us

>>733494886
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>>733494886
what a waste of quads. You need to get some real material

>>733494938
AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN

>>733494680
You better fucking do, you asked for trips and that guy got fucking quads bro

>>733494974
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

>>733494886
son i am disappoint

ask her for puci pics

>>733495035
who is she

>>733493669
rolling for nudes

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>>733495126
Who this?

Give her a hot cup of tea and some super noodles.

>>733495214
Kori, Queen of /b/.

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>>733495214
Found these in trump towers server that does AD, and DHCP found them in downloads folder

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>>733494680
Ursula you beast leave this place

Pics

I'd say OP might end up doing 7 to 10 years and signing a register for the rest of his days.

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Op here

>>733495459
For what?

>>733485205
work on your homework together

>>733485431
Its black and white are you blind

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>>733494755
Dat ass!

>>733495911
Girls are dumb they don't do homework

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>>733485205
>Dubs decide what I do to her.
Hint!

>>733495590
I want to believe

>>733496343
She'll be getting a healthy dose of ass to mouth.

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>>733495590
> in highschool..
> .. pussy already looks like blown truck tire

>>733496478
That's not her, and that wasn't OP

>>733495295
Yeah keep believing that......shes an ugly cunt

>>733496478
Your virginity is showing, pussies can look "blown out" naturally fucktard.

Op please bless us with more of this semen demon

>>733494792
Learn2english you fucking nigger.

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>>733495977
Weiner's weiner pic got Trrump elected, saving America.

>>733497432
ur an idiot

a virgin pussy doesn't look like that. I've been with 3 virgins, their pussys werent more than tiny slits.

After fucking one of those virgins every day for 5 years her pussy looked like above

OP sounds like a massive fucking idiot, probably some mid20s virgin whose gonna bust in like 30 seconds inside of some 18 year old slut, she's gonna tell you its alright, smoke all your weed, and then laugh at you with all her friends

>>733497864
I'll kill you.

>>733498073
youre a social retard lol you've been acting like some tough badass to this girl on the internet, never having met her in person, and when you finally meet you're going to act like a total spaz and she isn't going to fuck you lol

just cause she sent you the same nudes she's sent to 100 different guys doesn't make you special

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>>733485205
Please op, may we have some more

>>733497864
Nibba you are fucking retarded. Don't project your insecurities on me.

don't let it die this thread was so great

>>733485377
Winrar

>>733493669
It's a trick she is in school

>>733494444
Holy shit the lord has spoken

>>733499702
How's it a trick?

>>733485205
Tell her to take out those fucking piercings

>>733493947
ye. that's worth a roll

>>733485205
2 options
A Take her home and aim higher loser
Or B take her to sephora/ulta and tell her get better makeup

>>733494680
Damn fuck it is she ugly

I swear this girl looks like she runs a instagram meme account, @mememother I think that's it.

>>733499350

Get her high and facefuck her.

Then stick it in her ass.

>>733500362
Ass to mouth, and make sure she uses spit lube.

Show this chick how real men fuck. Blowjob -> anal -> rough facefuck.

>>733500362
First I'll fuck her face until shes crying
Then I'll make her piss herself
I'll shove her soiled panties in mouth so I can take keep her quiet while I fuck her ass
then Its back in her mouth until I bust a nut.

>>733500549
This guy has the right idea
Nothing better than the look in a girls eyes when she tastes her own ass

>>733495214
Thats not kori faggot.

Keeping the thread alive!

Anyone got some more raunchy shit I should try out on this girl? Should I piss in her mouth? Make her Clean my toilet with her tounge?

I kind of want to use her face to jack off with while I watch porn.

Anyone got more shit like that?

>>733502093
Shove something up her ass and make her crawl around untill it falls out, then make her pick it up with her mouth. Spank her ass the whole time to make it harder

>>733495590
Nice she's fuckin hot, I'd suck those lips

>>733493669
hahahah gross dog..

>>733502690
Fucking beautiful. I'll keep her leashed for this one

>>733502953
if that's your preference. But when's the last time you had an 18 year old come over to let you abuse her?

Anyone got stories of girls that were down to fuck for some weed and booze?

>>733495295
/b's standards of monarchy have slipped

>>733485205
I'd make her poop on me

>>733503723
Eh no scat for me. I'm gonna make her piss herself and shove her panties in her mouth tho.

>>733485205
kill her and then kill yourself

>>733503723
>I'd make her poop on me
PERVERT... you always shit on woman first date
only on the third date can she shit on you

>>733503327
I knew a girl that got ganbanged for a crate of beer and weed

>>733504028
Was she hot

>>733504133
well i wanted to fuck her so yeah

>>733485205
Ask her father for permission to marry.

>>733505196
We'll I'm her daddy so

>>733504873
Were you a part of this gang bang or did you just watch

>>733503923
I like your thinking

>>733505502
I wasn't part of it, i got sent snaps of it though but did not save them

>>733505671
Any more suggestions? I'm pretty much open to anything that doesn't involve blood or shit.

>>733504017
I would never shit on a girl but i'd let one shit on me if she's attractive enough

>>733505818
Id let a girl poop on my dick if she mashed her face in it afterwards.

Shit down her face and slap her

>>733505818
I wouldn't shit on a girl, but I would take a shit and use her face and tongue as toilet paper

>>733494680
Whoa.
....her?
Is she funny or something?

You sure she's 18? She's either 40 or downy.

>>733506124
We'll that's pretty retarded

>>733494680

Looks like a melting wax figure of Drew Barrymore.

But you probably look like E.T. so it's all good.

>>733505812
Make her put your whole dick in her mouth and have her say her abc's. Everytime she gags slap her tit and make her start over

>>733506240
I'll remember that when I'm balls deep my guy

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>>733506124
>downy

>>733506416
Being balls deep in gollum is worse than being balls deep in your right hand, breh.

Take her to a nice dinner, initiate a pleasant, lasting, meaningful relationship and introduce her to your family after 3 months. At year six, propose marriage and have two kids. Then at year 15, file for a divorce and watch the dream of "Forever" thst she had slowly fall apart before her very eyes. Oh, and get full custody of your beautiful children.

>>733506480
Cheers. Have fun jacking off.

>>733506471
>>733506178
assdamaged downies

>>733485205
fuck her good and post pics or webms

>>733485727
this

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>>733485205
Ass to Mouth

You're what?

>>733489740
Fist her asshole. That would make it less enjoyable for me atleast.

>>733506820
She'll only be licking my asshole if I take a shit first.

>>733506993
As much as I enjoy anal, I'm not a huge fan of fisting or gaping. Im looking for more degrading type of stuff.

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Scott Pilgrim? Aren't you a little old to be dating a high schooler?

>>733507113
>Why, we dug coal together Raylan

>>733507085
Blindfold her shit in her mouth then piss on her take pics and send them to ger family.

>>733507304
I'll piss on her but I'll pass on the shit.

>>733507304
You can do that to me later baby