Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>733471262
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in >>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claiming best girl
https://youtu.be/5oOFCqSx-20
>>733478831
Hi panty whats up?
>>733478948
You want snugs? OK!
>>733479210
You are being silly now. This game has always been as real as call of duty.like what stuff? >>733479227
No fuck you you're not special you get one or none.
>>733479346
>>733479295
Alright then, is it long?
>>733479291
gib plox
>>733479196
haiiiiii
shouldn't you be asleep?
:3
>>733478489
You should break it off with him, hun.
>Anya claimed
>>733479455
Your eyeposting in my neighborhood :<
>>733479362
Awe why thank you yuno. >>733479413
Yeah but I'm still awake anyways. Too busy thinking about things
>>733479478
You're*
>>733479476
Why would I ever do that?
>>733479541
I know :(
I realized the moment that I posted
>>733479541
worst girl
morning waifu guys
>>733479591
Good
>>733479553
Because you do not need someone like that in your life, someone that wants to bring you down. You're miserable with them. You and I should get together, I don't even drink.
>>733479616
Hello snek.
>>733479609
Tap
>>733479631
I... I feel like you've horribly misinterpreted what I've said. For a start the drinking was at least in part my idea. And it's the first time that Mako has actually gotten drunker than me, I'm impressed.
>>733479686
hi how are you
>>733479076
Would probably sue me if I bumped into her/10.
>>733479391
4-7h.
>>733479380
Ehh, I'd like if they went with more realistic choices when designing characters and movesets. As I said, this invisibility bs feels really weak and a more realistic approach would've been way better.
>like what stuff?
Naruto ninja magic stuff.
>>733479739
bloody
>>733479746
your bike is poop
>>733479362
>panty
that bitch wishes she could be as cool as me
How is everyone?
>>733479838
Your muscles aren't swole.
>>733479746
Right on cue, you fucking alcoholic
>>733479838
>implying he has a functioning bike
>>733479730
Laying in my bed. May fall asleep. >>733479739
I just feel like it's unimportant. Besides its probably better this way for him too. The way they are set up the longer the fight goes the more likely they are to lose so yeah I think it's good for the character too.
>>733479892
Fuck you
>>733479722
I'm worried about you and your health, I can help you stop drinking and stop wasting your money on it. We could do other things you and I would enjoy together.
>>733479746
Oh great you're here. I don't even want to bother while you're around. Bye.
>>733479868
roasted by your own! >>733479878
>>733479936
>>733479868
>>733479631
O-ooh-ooh~
What's this?
>>733479886
>Besides its probably better this way for him too.
How?
>The way they are set up the longer the fight goes the more likely they are to lose so yeah I think it's good for the character too.
Wha?
>>733479878
I am not an alcohol!
>>733479942
Kk, bai
>>733479951
Shush tiny Bote heretic!
>>733479942
I thought you were fucking mako :thinking:
>>733479505
It is ok you make a good little spoon
>>733479848
hahaha sorry my bad I didn't maximise the pic
>>733479413
Sono?
>>733479984
i feel so out of this... i guess i will claim and go as always, goodbye /waifu/
btw yui top tier waifu...
>>733480077
I'll show you the power of my swoleness!
>>733480048
Think about it if he did do a cart wheel you could still hit him. This is almost instant right? >>733480090
Calling me short
>>733479942
You have a seriously misguided opinion if you think that a Scottish girl is ever gonna stop drinking...
>>733479951
I was being serious, he doesn't currently have a working bike.
>>733480077
You totally are! How much did you drink?
>>733480083
Man, people really need to learn the difference between me and fake-me.
Bleh
>>733480114
Is that your dad?
>>733480209
Sure
Oh ok :(
>>733480180
whoa
Mako has gone downhill since I last talked to him
>>733480077
Spotted the angle
>>733480180
Gardy shoo.
>>733480252
Are you ok?
>>733480281
Well he has the RX7 now, one bike broke and the other one he sold because money.
>>733480303
I could just switch back now that you have...
>>733480146
We are the same size. I like hugging tho so everyone is a little spoon to me
>>733479505
You should into some ninis, Tomo. You're still sick?
>>733479739
Sonokawa...? I don't think she would. Instead she'll pretend to be hurt and ask you to settle it right there. She's so greedy you could probably buy her off with a little money.
She wants quick money.
>>733479942
Whew
>>733480090
N-no!
>braces myself >_<
>>733480146
Make it something else than a fucking cartwheel and add i-frames. Cartwheel feels stupid and something you wouldn't use in combat.
>>733480312
I'm hungry
>>733480398
hmm..
Well, I'm happy for him, a nice car
It's (You) time.
>>733479346
Hello Saya. How are you doing?
>>733479357
>what the heck is this
>>733479459
Hello Yui.
>>733479616
Good morning, how are ya?
>>733479866
Doing alright, yourself?
>>733480030
It's a Koume~
KILL ALL HOMOSEXUALS AND TRANSGENDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>733480474
Me too, I didn't eat yesterday x_x
ask your mum for a bbq sandwich
>>733480551
no -_-
>>733480521
A very nice car, wanna get one myself at some point.
>>733480551
Pls do, I wish for death.
>>733480030
Nothin.
>>733480132
The only thing that's swole is your thirst. :^)
>>733480180
Enough to almost die.
>>733480303
Nope!
>>733480521
>Pic related is my car, on the left
>>733480402
Just don't make it weird I guess. >>733480425
A little bit. I'm feeling a little better which is good since my bday is soon. >>733480467
They did it's the poof thing. I don't think there are any I frames in this game though.
>>733480595
>mum
>>733480537
It's (You) :^)
>>733480398
What are you talking about, Gardo?
>>733480610
You're an angle
Because you're acute!
>>733480605
I just want a car haHAA
>>733480610
oi u cheeki cunt
fuk u :^(
>>733480684
You're not bad looking t b h
muther?
>>733480610
Ya, I'm straight up not letting you drink like that again. At this point you keep pace with me or you drink slower, k? Because your skinny faggot ass can probably only really take as much as I can.
>>733480722
>gardo
Got the wrong person, buddy. The glaceon was something between me and Mako.
>>733480769
Boy don't I know that feel... I CAN'T EVEN DRIVE
>>733480610
Paint that shit all white or all black.
I think it'd look cooler white because it looks like a futuristic car. Black because that shit is sleek.
>tfw my first car was a Ford Focus from 2001
>>733480774
That isn't me
>>733480425
>bear hugs
>giggles
Hi sono how are you?
>>733480551
So you are saying traps are gay?
>>733480634
I won't are you ok? are you going to fall asleep soon?
>>733480848
The only reason why it isn't all white is because someone fucked it.
>>733480820
-_-
>>733480940
I want to fuck mako IN that car.
>>733480935
you keep throwing me for a loop
>>733480937
Ok good. I'm fine. Hopefully.
>>733480976
Now I'm just kind of uncomfortable... WHY CAN'T I HAVE A THING DAMMIT?
>>733481004
Yeah well I'm probs going to get to in december. Good times.
>>733481089
doesn't seem like you like eachother
>>733480722
Nuh uh!
>>733480769
:^)
>>733480820
Inb4 I do it again in a month
>>733480848
I'd love to get it repainted, but that costs way more dosh than I'm willing to shill out right now.
>>733480976
It's not Gardo m8
>>733480634
You're a Taurus?
>>733480937
Y-you know a Bear Hug is a real martial arts technique, right?
>slowly faints
>>733480551
Speak up I can't see
>>733480610
Neat. Anything special with it?
>>733480722
Okay don't even call me by name
Cute.
>>733481151
Uh... What?
>>733481155
I will yell so hard if you try that. WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING IN DECEMBER IF YOU'RE DEAD
>>733481155
:^)
>>733481089
>we should get together
>me and mako should fuck
CmonBruh
>>733480425
How much can you bait her with the promise of money?
>>733480537
Meh, ok. Tired. How's you?
>>733480634
>They did it's the poof thing.
/facepalm
And what I was talking about before? About that poof thing yeah. As I said many times I wish they had went with more realistic not a fucking cartwheel option.
Pretty sure there are iframes. Rolls? Dodges? Nobushi's backstep thing?
>>733481173
No sono I'm a Gemini
>>733481264
Buddy, I literally told you that me and that other one are different people, I was the Glaceon poster because they jacked my waifu
>>733481053
How
>>733481239
Rotary engine, only kind of car that has them. Mazda stopped making rotarys, so they're pretty special.
>>733481240
>Implying no ghost BJs
>>733481252
>
>>733481240
You're telling someone you and them should get together and stop drinking
>>733481347
I never know the old white people you post with
>>733481265
It's fine. The character does bring some new things to the game though. Pretty sure your attacks miss ok dodges and rolls not i frames. Pretty sure that's how it works for nobushi but that's like a real move thing
>>733481346
HERETIC
>>733479391
Yes, you can heresy to Kagero
>>733480537
What?
>>733481265
What ever is on you will do, you could lie to her and give her a dollar. She's gullible. Once she sees the dollar she'll take it and forgive you.
You could even give her cake~
>>733481280
noooooooooooooo
>>733481252
>>733481399
They're all just random pictures I have saved
>>733481369
>implying I don't want the real thing instead
>>733481372
Ugh, people are really bad at following, aren't they? Fine, back to this.
>>733481411
Look if I have my waifu jacked then I gotta post something. Plus, difficult to waifu a Pokemon really.
>>733481369
>>733481515
You have a weird fetish t b h
>>733481488
It's ok sono I don't follow what stars say anyways
>>733481598
What
All heretics should be shot on sight
>>733481550
FURRY
BEEGAJU
BEEGA BEEGA
>>733481515
Please do not post 2 eyes mike
>>733481628
God you sound just like a Gemini too.
>>733481652
She's pretty
>>733481550
Lewd.
>>733481557
......wait.....NO DONG NO!
>>733481652
Let me rephrase: I'm not about to waifu a Pokemon.
>>733481677
>>733481632
I ask myself that question every day
In school yet?
>>733481409
You know Dark Souls 3 dagger's weapon art? That frog leap and how fast it is? Something like that would've been way better than that ninja magic bs. It would dodge under pretty much all attacks too.
>>733481488
Wouldn't she make you regret it if you lied to her?
>>733481755
Why would I not be
>>733481717
I could still get snugs though right? What's your starsign baby? >>733481770
I don't know it. Except the centurions tracking. That guy is a fucking homing missile
>>733481732
Okay I'll bite
Why did you switch?
>>733481770
Yes she would...
But you could lie to her again and pay her off.
>>733481828
Ben ditches a lot :(
idk if you do too
>>733481751
Flip flap
>>733481728
Oh yes
It has been a while
>>733481884
Of course!
>snugs you tight
I'm a Virgo
>we don't get along with anyone
>>733481900
I'm not a dummy like he is uwu
>>733481936
When you flip your flaps so hard you flop
>>733481728
Barely. And you brought it up!
Also I want to state for the record that I inb4'd that.
>>733481885
Because I was posting in the last thread and then when this one came up someone jacked my waifu. As the guy has a tendency to do.
>>733481732
B E E G A
E
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G
A
>>733481239
(You) aren't either. Not cute.
>>733481155
Yup, no denying
>>733481950
Virgo get along with earth signs iirc
I'm Virgo too
>>733481969
You are in spanish :o
he got caught the other day :(