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>>Current year >>Not having butter in your coffee

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>>Current year
>>Not having butter in your coffee as a more nutritious alternative to milk

ok merrikan
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>>733474306
>putting any kind of dairy product in your coffee because you're a beta fucking cuck who can't drink it black

ok euro fag
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>>733474306
>Not drinking it black
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>>733474306
>3209
>drinking coffee still
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>>733474306
shut up fag
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>Black drinkers thinking they are superior when a dash of milk is so nice
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>>733474306
>2016
>Eating dairy
Good job
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>>733475569
I usually have it black but if I do use a dash of anything, it's chocolate milk, idgaf. Try it niggah
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>>733474306
>diluting your morning butter with coffee
Fucking Europe.
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Almost made me gag at first glance.

Then I thought about it a few moments more and thought I felt my heart stop beating.

Fuck you, OP.
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>>733474306
>year of our lord
>drinking coffee
>not eating raw coffee beans like a goddamn man
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nothing like a coffee with some whiskey in it on a cold day
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>>733474846
>>733475478


this
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>>733475827
>>733475726
>>733475542
>>733475478
>>733474846
>>733474306
>Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment
>not pouring coffee into your asshole and shoving butter down your dick
Shiggy diggy, Earthfags.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yseDmL9ObY
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I've been deployed to Afghanistan twice and have seen combat. Still enjoy cream in my coffee. Right now i have caramel cream. Like i taste that shit anyways, just slam it and go about my day.

But fuck me if im going to start my day with some shit black coffee. You think i want to take my pills every day with some ass hole tasting coffee when they have some Irish cream right there.
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>>733476281
>"Like I taste that shit anyway"
>Puts caramel cream in coffee
>"ass hole tasting coffee otherwise"
>Deployed autistic soldier confirmed
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>>733474306
>this year, right now
>not using your body heat to cook coffee cherries in ghee in a leather bag around your neck.
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>>733476281
>not drinking a fifth of Balvenie 14 Year for breakfast

Tell me more about how you are a combat veteran.
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>>733476406

You seem like the kind of guy that really understands the deep undertones of fine cup of black joe. Just like how your wife seems to have the same taste in strong black joe's.
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>>733474306
You sick fuck.Drink some real fresh cold pressed fruit juices ya fuckin twerp
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>>733476652
lul you seem like some retarded soldier who all the higher ranks assfucked and beat the shit out of. Don't be mad cause you're an autistic loser who prob sat around in front of a radio that just replayed old episodes of MASH.

No doubt your braindead woman fucked other guys while you were deployed, no doubt at all. Prob convinced you to that second tour lul
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Itt: /b/ reminds everybody that they like their men just like their coffee. Black.
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>>733474846

Yuropoors drink their coffee black.
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>>733476281
/b/ should have "tits or gtfo" rules for "soldiers". If some mong gets on the board and, apropos of nothing, claims he is a soldier, he should be required to post a picture of CAC card or discharge papers along with a time stamp.

BTW, no one is impressed that your muzzle-monkey ass "saw combat". Getting shot at doesn't make you a man, it makes you a retarded high school dropout whose only contribution to your community is offering your carcass as fertilizer for scrub grass that Haji grazes his goat-wives on.
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>>733476804

Not op but you seem to be one of two things. One being autistic which is nothing to be ashamed of. Or the second being, mad.

Let me know either way pls.
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>>733477153

Why, does it make you mad?

Why don't we just become reddit then. Lets all do a ten step verification before posting.
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>>733477153
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>>733477574
Yes, stolen valor makes me angry.
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>>733477153

Yeah how about everybody on this site shows proof of who they are. Why stop at they people you feel cucked by.
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>>733477685

Stolen valour? Who is profiting?

How about you post proof of who you are. Then yeah i will go ahead and photograph my papers for some random cuck online.
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>>733477733
Hey, Mr. Trips Dubs, there is no difference between this and females flaunting their sex on this board.

The only reason Specialist Dickless mentioned his two (cute) deployments to Afghanistan was because he figured that we would read that and either admire him, think he's super manly, or thank him for his service. No problem with any of that, prolly gets it all the time IRL when he drops it on people. But here, that response is meaningless, and he should PROVE that he is not a lying POOP widdler.
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>>733478018
>implying you need to financially or materially profit to steal valor.
>Obama is still president

So I'm a cuck because I don't believe you served? Or am I a cuck because I recognize some auxiliary peon who couldn't do shit worthwhile while in, so now tries to impress strangers online by showing that he could stay in the same place for 6 weeks?
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>>733477153
Please see
>>733476566

I concur.
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>>733476497
This is actually pretty good if you get the right coffee.
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>>733474306
okay it's suppose to be tea and yak butter not like a pad of salted butter and coffee
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>>733478084

Op of the Mil post here. I have a challenge coin with my mos close by that i can post as well as some documentation that i can edit my name out of and time stamp. But why the fuck do you think i going to do all thay shit for a discussion about cream you dumb faggot.
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>>733478444
You're a faggot. No one cares.
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>>733478444
>shows no pride in MOS or service itself
>no indignation in being called a liar about being in.

Okay Buckaroo. Really convinced me. How was Jr. ROTC?
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>>733478482

Am i. Im not the one that started projecting my insecurities because a combat veteran posted.
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>>733478546

I was 10c if you even know what the fuck you are talking about.
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>>733478643
>called out as fake
>projecting insecurities

Wew lad, you are ugly
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>>733478816

>Called out as a fake.

Did i? Guess i missed that while i was busy watching you get called out as a cuck.
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>>733474306
>2017
>Still drinking shit coffee that needs additives to make it taste tolerable

Step up your game, you low-rent sperg.
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>>733475569
Not a superiority thing, I just don't understand why people would drink coffee if they don't like the taste of coffee.

Have an energy drink or something if you want a caffeine hit, no one is judging you for not liking bitter black water. I just can't see why you'd force yourself to drink it by making it taste as little like coffee as possible. Have a glass of milky water if you want milky water, have a coffee if you want coffee.
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>>733478769
Air Force?
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>>733479004
>Implying coffee has same ingredients as energy drink
>wut
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>>733479004
Nice false equivalency. A dash of milk and honey take away a bit of the bitterness while making it richer.
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Whiskey shot, with a splash of expresso. Buddy of mine substitutes whiskey for semi sweet amaretto, but i cant stand the shit
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>>733479061

Nah Marines.

Air force are good people though.
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>>733479067
>Have an energy drink or something if you want a caffeine hit
>if you want a caffeine hit
>a caffeine hit
>caffeine

Do you even into English?
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>>733479185
>Marines
>Posts on /b/ constantly

I guess they really do create a bunch of retarded faggots over there.
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>>733479132
But coffee is a bitter drink. To make it less bitter, you are admitting you don't like the taste of coffee.

So don't drink coffee. Drink milk and honey, drink something else caffeinated, whatever. No one is forcing you to drink coffee so I don't see why you'd try and make it more palatable; if you don't like it, don't drink it. That's cool.
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>>733479251
They are like that before they go. Otherwise they wouldn't be Marines

BTW, what the fuck is 10c in the marines?
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>>733474306
>yfw when Tibetans have been putting salt and butter in their strong black tea for centuries
Fucking slow, man.
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>>733479284
So you've never put ketchup on fries?
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>>733479396
I have, but I'd be fine eating fries with no ketchup too because I like fries. I don't put shit on my fries because I hate fries and want them to taste as little like fries as I can.
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>>733474306
>Any year
>Not drinking your coffee black like a man
Afraid you'll stain your dress?
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>>733479463
I like my coffee how I likely women.

Black

Strong

And tastes like ash
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>>733479540
And extra large.
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>>733479540
Are your women fire fighters?
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>>733476281
FFS, have soldiers gone soft?
In the Gulf War we either drank it black or did ranger shots
>Ranger shot - take the instant coffee from an MRE; pour the powder on your tongue; chug 3-4 gulps from your canteen; move out
Let me guess - those pills are HRT for your FtM transition, right?
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>>733479647
>getting into a dick-waving contest online

Oh dear
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>>733478084
Spoken like a true broke-dick. Now get off /b/ before your plt. Sgt. tears you a new asshole.
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>>733477153
I'm not an American, but this attitude cracks me up. Compared to the average civilian the average American enlisted man is
>Better educated
>From a wealthier family
>Have a higher average IQ
Yet American civilians think enlisted men are HS dropouts with low IQs.
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>>733474306
Coffee ceases to be coffee when you add anything but coffee to it.
Once milk, soy milk,flavored syrup or sugar enters the mix, it's a coffee based beverage and inherently inferior to actual coffee.
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>>733477153

>Retarded high School drop out.

While you end up with a shit load of student loan debt. Can't find a job, Can't get a car loan to work any job you would find, can't buy a home....ect all bc "muh edu is worth its weight in gold".

Meanwhile my degrees are all paid for. My home was paid for. My soon to be children's degrees will all be paid for.......
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>>733479540
I'm
>>733479463
Wrong!
I Do like my women like my coffee -
cold and bitter
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>>733479870
>Can't tell if bait or just retarded
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>>733479710
You *do* know you're not just on the chan, but that you're on /b/, right?
I mean - how the fuck long have you been here? All morning?
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>>733479870
Not in the Marines, cockfag. Around the 80's the Corp became a cesspool of retarded criminal douchebags. It's very closely being followed by the Navy, mainly because of the nigger influx.
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>>733479870

Its out "best kept secret" because the kind of kids that think that way are better off doing somthing else.
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>>733480046
Third option - true and HILARIOUS
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>>733479887
You're so special with your unique perspective. Must be a water based beverage if I'm not just eating the beans then huh?
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i once read that most coffee drinkers like to tone down the bitter taste of the coffee with milk
while the ones who drink it black
have a retarded tongue
>mfw when i got a retarded tongue
but hey atleast i can lick an afroamerican without needing to vomit
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>>733479913
>couldn't find a job
>"guhbment gonna pay fo muh chillen's book learnin"

How does it feel to be a nigger?
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>>733480121
Just my opinion man, if you want to drink something that I think tastes horrible, go ahead.
But if you get to act superior for adding stuff to your coffee, I get to act superior about not adding stuff to my coffee.
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>>733480063
>*do*
>the chan
>thinking /b/ is some edgy club
>calling people a newfag

3/10 for effort
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>>733480136
Eating black ass is heaven.
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>>733475569
>Pussy faggot can't handle drinking a bitter drink
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>>733479870
>I have never served, the post
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>>733480468
Agreed.
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>>733480136
I have pretty good tastebuds and I like my coffee black. Why would one need a retarded tongue to like black coffee?
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>>733480255

Well i worked the entire time so im not sure. It is an occupation, you know job? Just because flipping pattys doesn't have any benefits for you, doesn't mean all jobs are fucked.
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>>733480085
>"Not only has the average enlisted man been of a better socioeconomic background, had a higher level of education, and a higher IQ than his civilian peers since the institution of the volunteer army in the late 1970's, this gap has widened in the enlisted man's favor in the years since" - Department of Defense analysis of personnel, 1990
>"Since the beginning of the Iraq War the quality of enlisted soldier has increased year over year, especially in areas of education." - Chairman's statement on troop quality, 2009
>"While African-Americanss are overrepresented in some military support fields, such as personnel, the military overall has a slight under representation of minorities, especially in combat arms and special operations units which are almost exclusively Caucasian and Hispanic. But among African-American troops less than 2% do not have a high school diploma (compared to 21% of their age peers of all races)" - EEO analysis of troops, 2012
So....
You're wrong, fuck off
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>>733480282
2 days, then
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>>733474306
Parkay. That's looks fairly revolting.
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>>733475649
>2016
>Good job
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>>733480732
>Source: the DoD
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>>733480732
How did you disprove anything? DOD tells itself lies to maintain face for two of those, and how did you prove that the Navy isn't nigger infested?
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>>733480651
>benefits
>government pays my way

HOW are you not a nigger?
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>>733480468
I served, just not in the US (re-read my post, especially the first line, you genius, you)
Here's a hint
>20% of American men between the ages of 18 and 24 are HS dropouts
>Less than 1% of american enlisted men do not have a HS diploma
If YOU didn't drop out, you know this means the average soldier is better educated than the average civilian the same age.
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>>733480817
Oh boy you sure got me I don't know how I'll get over this one lads he's called me a newfag maybe if I type some of my shit in *asterisks* he'll think I'm a super cool member on anyonymous and we can troll some newfags together boy I sure hope that happens these newfags amirite oh look a rocket (_)):::::::::::::D ~~~
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>>733479004
By that logic, if you want Mexican food, you should just chug a bottle of hot sauce instead or you don't like Mexican food.
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Yup. /b/ is still shit. Kek.
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>>733480856
>>733480919
Let me translate for you both
>"Huuurrrrrrr, duurrrrrrrr, I don't know you can't enlist without a high school diploma so the DoD must be committing felonies by sending fake data to congress when the records are all public and easily checked duuurrrrrrrr"
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>>733481001

Post pictures of your girl. Thats about all i want to see from you cuck.
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>>733481168
Mexican food is an entire societies culinary understanding, featuring a wide range of dishes and flavors, going over multiple courses for the sake of nutrition as well as flavour. There are a million different thinks people would imagine if you talk about 'Mexican food', many of which are nothing like hot sauce.

Coffee is always going to be bitter and watery. Adding sweet shit or milk is just an attempt to make it less like coffee.

False equivalence.
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>>733474846
I put instant coffee into 0.5dl boiling water, then I add 1 sugar cube and proceed to pour 2dl 1.5% milk in it. I'm yuropoor and a coffee pleb.
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>>733481307
>suckling at the teat of my tax dollars
>"ur a cuck"

Okie dokie.
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>>733481391
If you're drinking instant then milk and sugar is essential. The less like freeze-dried shit you can make it, the better.

Get a grinder and some filter papers. It's cheap as shit and 100% better.
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>>733480919
>Percentage of all Americans aged 18-24 that are Black - 17.1%
>Percentage of Navy enlisted who are Black - 17%
It *LOOKS like it is overwhelmed because the forces have fewer.
>Source - the Demographics of the United States Military by the US Census bureau
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>>733481218
Let me translate for you
>Hurr soldiers are smart!
>I've never interacted with enlisted men but the DoD says they're smart!
>Come join the military and you can be a smart boy too!
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>>733481529
Implying that the U.S. isn't overwhelmed with niggers.
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>>733481061
You got on someone's ass for being rude on /b/ and now you are whinging because he mocked you for it?
FFS
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>>733481454
Add a kitchen weight to that list and you've got all you need to make proper coffee.
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>>733481529
>black
>black

They are niggers.
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>>733481552
Couldn't pass the ASVAB, could you?
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>>733481454
I've been thinking about it, but I'm totally clueless when it comes to coffee.
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>>733474306
the last time i had butter in my coffee was in Alaska, butter and sometimes lard.
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>>733481637
Didn't see - I already have one, but it only measures in grams. I use it for weighting food to count calories.
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>>733481624
I'm shitposting to show how retarded it is calling people newfags.

Only actual newfags do that. I feel dirty just using the term.

>hurrr the chan is a secret club and I think I've been here longer so I'm gonna let everyone know how cool that makes me

If you have a better suggestion than acting like a sperg back I'm all ears, but I think retard level shitposting is the only thing to do sometimes.
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>>733474306
You dumbass it only works if is clarified.
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>>733479445
And yet you're unable to realise that some people like the taste of coffee, but prefer it a bit more rounded? Taking milk is not about hating "the bitter taste of coffee". it's just to take the acidic edge off
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>>733481714
>get some beans, experiment until you find ones you like the taste of best
>use a blender if you can afford one or a hand grinder if not, grind it well but not to the point where it's dust as it'll burn
>Boil water and let cool for a few minutes
>Put the filter in the cup, then the coffee in the filter
>Slowly add water and stir
>Let it drain through the filter

It's pretty fool-proof and taste a lot better than instant. If you grind in bulk you can save time, but freshly ground tastes best.
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>>733481973
Like I said, I don't get it. Not trying to be facetious or autistic, I just don't understand why you'd get rid of the main flavor from something. To me it'd be like using chili-peppers and not liking heat or having ice-cream but not liking sweet tastes.

I don't get it. Get rid of the bitter, acidic notes and it's just boiled water and whatever sugar/milk you add to it.
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>>733477153
> posting cac card
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>>733481854
Most coffees taste great if you grind up 65 grams of coffee for one liter of water at 92.5 degrees celsius.
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>>733474306
>coffee
What sort of faggot are you? Real men live on cheetos and mountain dew.
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>>733482231
But only coffee with milk tastes like coffee with milk. and that's the taste i want. Adding milk does not remove the coffee from the solution. Making it sweeter does not remove the bitterness all together, it just dampens it. Your idea of black or white coffee is entirely too black and white.
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>>733482106
>>733482345
Thanks. I don't think I can measure the temperature that good, but I can experiment for sure.

What do you think of this grinder?

http://www.ariete.net/en/catalog/moke-elettriche/ariete-moka-aroma-grinder
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I prefer my milk with a dash of coffee thanks
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>>733479540
I like my women how i like my "how i like my women jokes"

Forced
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>>733482502
>Your idea of black or white coffee is entirely too black and white.

I mean I'm not going to deny that, but I'm being honest when I say I can't pick up on any of the sweeter notes from the coffee if you add stuff to it. Black coffee has a range of flavor; the sweetness from the plant sugars, the bitterness when you first sip etc. By adding sugar the natural sweetness can't shine through, by adding milk the acidic notes are removed.

I don't know what flavors you're left with at that point, because I can't taste them. Just the taste of sugar or milk.
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>>733476497
Stop reading cracked.
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>>733482563
1/10
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>>733482522
I'd say the grinder would be fine. It's less about the equipment you use and more about finding the right amount/type of coffee to meet your tastes. If it grinds, it'll be fine.
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>>733479004

Are you implying that coffee with milk doesn't taste of coffee?
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>>733482522
If you are using an electrical water heater, let it boil and then let it stand until you can't hear the water bubbling anymore. At that point you are pretty close to the 92 degrees mark.
Your grinder should work fine, personally I have one where I can set the grinding setting to get courser or finer coffee depending on how I'm breweing. But experiment on how ground you like you coffee to your taste.
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>>733482743
that's pretty much the point...
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>>733474306
Butter in coffee?
No wonder amerifags are fat fucks
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>>733482805
I'm saying I've never had a white coffee that tastes like coffee; naturally bitter and a little bit sweet.
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>>733482563
Well done, 10 points to Gryffindor.
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>>733482640
>>733482922
It seems to me that the problem here is about amounts. I only use a tiny dash of cream, so as not to dilute the coffee too much
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>>733482749
>>733482820
Thanks.

Do you recommend to boil and pour the water thru the filter manually, or is something like this good? (The timer would be very much a welcome thing)

http://en.russellhobbs.com/russell-hobbs-products/coffee-machines/textures-plus-coffee-maker-22620-56.html
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>>733483389
I've never had any problems with low-tech stuff. I have a tiny plastic holder for the papers and a hand grinder and I've made great coffee with that alone. If you want the gadgety stuff then go for it by all means, but it's not necessary at all. You can make just as good coffee with only the basics.
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>>733482340
Edited to exclude personal details, you incomprehensible moran.
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>>733477153
Posting of the CAC will be difficult considering they confiscate it when receiving your DD214. Unless you are medical. As a retarded ex combat guy I agree. I did it to get away from my family and for free college. After only 4 years i ended up with a disability, get 1700$ a month, free healthcare for me and my family. Currently in school getting 1200 in BAH as well. You forgot how much soldiers contribute to lower gas prices, and for that I say your welllcommme
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>>733483389
I prefer hand pouring manually, most coffee makers take too long to drip through and usually the water is usually too hot and burns the grinds.
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>>733482700
>stop reading cracked

Mfw I tried this in the Northern Frontier District in a wildlife preserve. Some of us actually do things.
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>>733479540
Im european.
Guess how i like my women.
White and filled to the brim with cream, preferably while i watch
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>>733483559
I'm the other another giving coffee advice.
I went in between gadgety and low tech.
My water heater has temperature controls, but I still have to pour the water manually through a funnel that is attached to it. The funnel has a dial though, where I can adjust how fast the water pours.
I have a grinder on the side.
So it's the simple method, but gadgety.
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>>733483578
>CAC OR discharge papers

Read next time

>soldiers contribute to lower gas prices

Don't imply that soldiers send themselves to war or decide where they are going to occupy. It's called military SERVICE because you SERVE under a commander. Such as the orange faced fat fuck that sits in the Oval Office. So, shove your "You're welcome" right up your ass, I'll thank George W. Bush.
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>>733483559
Thanks guys. Tomorrow I'll pick up the grinder for sure, and maybe the coffee maker as well.
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>>733476406
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch?
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>>733474306
>>1 cup of coffee
>>1 Tspoon butter
>>2 Tspoon MCT oil
>>=
>>Breakfast.exe

drank this for like 5 months, every day, keeps me full until lunch, went from 118kg to 89
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>>733483875
Pouring slowly is better for controlling the temp for sure. Sounds like a good set up.

I'm lucky in that my father-in-law does maintenance on industrial espresso machines for coffee shops. He buys them cheap and broken and gets them working again, then sells them on for a profit. I managed to blag one off him so now I get top tier espresso whenever. Feels good man.
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>>733484019
Look up aeropress.
It looks gay, but it actually works great and saved me time
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>>733484053
I prefer paper filtered coffee, but espresso can be nice.
Working an espresso machine is fun though.
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>>733484019
Np anon, glad to help. Enjoy!
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>>733475810
It is called bulletproof coffee.
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>>733484152
Depends on what I'm doing. If I'm working and want a big mug along side it then filter for sure. If I'm on my way to work and don't have much time, nothing beats a quick espresso before heading out.
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>>733484226
It might be my caffeine addiction, but I never really think espresso cuts it. It's brewed so fast that very little caffeine is in it. I'd rather just brew a single cup of filter coffee and bring it along in my thermocup.
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>>733484428
>caffeine addiction
>not knowing how early the caffeine is extracted in the process

Stay pleb, buy a Rockstar.
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>>733484428
>It might be my caffeine addiction, but I never really think espresso cuts it.

A lot of that comes from being familar with the machine. Once you've got the steam pressure and temperature perfect then I find it's much more satisfying.

It's why I tend not to get espresso/americano when at a coffee shop, they won't have it set how I'm used to drinking it.
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>>733484575
They tend to scald the coffee as well.
I guess if I had my own personal espresso maker, I would nerd it enough to have it make the coffee I like.
Perhaps I'm just associating it with coffee you buy in a shop, which is usually inferior to what I can make for myself.
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>>733484143
This is actually impressive, considering its size and simplicity.
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>>733474306
>nutritious
>butter
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>>733484874
For sure, I've yet to find more than a handful of coffee shops who have the temperature set correctly. If you ever get the chance to get your own machine cheap I'd recommend it.
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>>733485308
I'm rather glad about my current setup though.
I would have to be earning a lot more before even considering getting a machine that I don't really need, but would like.
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>>733483951
Your welcome!
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>>733476281
Who cares if you were in Afghanistan ? What's that mean other then you're dumb?
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>>733480732
O look the DoD says you're not a retard for join wow there's no inherent bias capable there ....
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>>733475726
Butter in coffee sounds pretty great, I'm not going to lie.
I don't know why us Amerifats haven't done this already.
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>>733482640
Nigga, coffee tastes like ass on its own. Milky, sweet, piping hot coffee is where it's at. Take your purist shit out of here
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>>733478084
>implying anyone has to prove anything to you
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>>733479540
With a spoon in them
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>>733487794
This, there's a reason people have been adding milk and sugar as long as it's been available to them.
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