>be me
>be actual roastie
>ashamed and insecure about it
>not even ugly
>not even whore
>virgin
>want to have sex and bf, but too self conscious
>considered surgery
>expensive and time-consuming
>tfw I'm wasting my best years
What do /b/?
>>733468703
cant offer advice without seeing how bad it is + timestamp
There's no roasties, only a bit of meat to play with .Post pussy.
>>733468703
Gonna need pics for accurate damage assessment.
>>733468996
ya gotta see
Can't be that bad op. Let's have a look.
yall niggersr posting ni a bate thred
you haven't even had sex and you're considering surgery to head off imagined rejection. quit making sex into some scary massive ordeal, just go get laid and realize that "roasties" are a meme and no one really cares in real life
>>733468874
>>733468892
>>733468996
>>733469080
>>733469174
You guys asked for it. Keep in mind I'm ungroomed because I'm not having sex, nor do I take pictures of myself.
>>733470095
you missed the part where we asked for timestamp.
>>733469314
You're probably right, but this is a thing even outside of the "roastie" meme. Even as a kid my female friends would make fun of me for it. I was insecure about it long before I was familiar with the meme.
>>733470280
you'll need a timestamp to get advice here OP.
>>733470140
>>733470354
Sorry, hard to hold a timestamp and my labia.
>>733470095
My favorite kind of pussy fam. Would play with as much as possible
>>733470479
alright, accepted.
basic advice: That's a roastie for sure, but pretty mild as far as they go. I'd call it almost cute. If you shaved/waxed I wouldn't think twice about eating that out if it were in front of me.
is that seriously the only reason you haven't had sex? how old are you?
The way your pussy Looks is genetic. Most guys really don't care, and are just happy to be able to get their dick into you. Mine is a bit worse than yours, and it's always looked like that. /b/ made me hate mine as well so I asked my boyfriend at the time what he thought of it, and what he said was 'most guys truly don't care', and neither did he.
>>733470479
Shave, chill the fuck out and jump on the cock carousel you hyper anxious twit. Literally nothing wrong other than all those pubes.
>>733470280
As a kid everyone makes fun of everyone else for absolutely everything. Also why the fuck did your friends know about your pussy?
>>733470479
Guess what, if you're hot an not an obnoxious bitch then you can get a relationship. Most people don't give a flying fuck once they're having sex and it's literally a hole, it's not like a disfigured micropenis that will affect sex. For fucks sake you're whining about a nonexistent problem, 80% of /b/ would fuck a drunk, obese midget hooker with one leg. Do you think men have standards for sex when it's offered?
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>>733470479
Nothing wrong with it at all OP. My preference is for a pussy to be shaven clean so this isn't getting my dick hard or anything but after a trim I'd give you a 10/10... and a hard fucking.
>>733470713
>most guys truly don't care
this is correct. that's as hot as 75% of pussies out there.
>>733470713
oh, also post yours for comparison
Had a GF long time ago.
It tickled my mouth. Good times.
I understand people are usually self conscious about themselves.
Consider yourself, fun to play with, and to eat, in a Cunnilingual way.
>>733468703
theres nothing wrong with a bit of labia, so how old are you OP?
>>733470624
>>733470984
So... ???
OP, all you need to do is trim up the pubes and your good.
>>733470713
TYL: Mom is a roastie. Or Maybe roastie is determined by your Dad's Mom?
So many questions.
>>733468703
ok OP, ignoring the virgins, i am in my 30s, been with many women, some with meat flaps bigger than yours. They dont get in the way, they can make for some fun games where you wrap them around your cock, hell its just something different, not bad
stop worrying about it
>>733470782
Thanks for the advice, it's good to hear. It is the reason, I'm embarassed to say. I'm almost nineteen. I know I'm young but most of my female peers have already been having sex for a while.
>>733470713
Good to hear another girl's input. I know it's genetic, but it seems to be a common misconception it relates to sex? Maybe it is just a meme, but I have to imagine some people actually believe that. Although the general consensus here seems to be that it doesn't matter.
>>733470761
As I kid I would sometimes shower with my friends after being in the pool or something. Nothing weird about it. They noticed it was different from theirs and said something, I'm sure. But it suck with me.
>>733470741
>>733470782
>>733471253
Thanks for the input. Will definitely be shaving.
>>733471713
baby, dont worry about that. Just do squats for a nice ass, and exercise for a flat tummy, guys will be wanting to get all over that :P
Post face pic I gotta know what you look like for science reasons.
To make you feel better, I'd smash if you shaved.
>>733470095
OP, I wouldn't feel ashamed. I used to be embarrassed that I was uncircumsized, In first grade, one kid I was peeing next to looked over and saw my foreskin as I was putting away. Literally told all the kids in my class. Everyone started wanting to look at how freakish my dick was. Started going pee in the stalls. but thy climbed on the urinals to try to see my freakish dick.
It affected me up to the point when I finally had sex. After a couple times I felt comfortable. (Although I'm bladder shy as fuck T_T)
Moral of the story, Just because a few assholes talk shit or make you feel like shit, you shouldnt let that stop you from getting what you want. Besides, if they let a little bit of extra lip stop them from enjoying a perfectly nice pussy, then they're not mature enough to enjoy it.
Any way, Back to fapping!
>>733470095
Looks sexy as hell. My gf's is exactly like yours and I love it. There isn't anything abnormal about yours. Those people who have a problem with features of vaginas have a problem with vaginas generally. Don't waste your time on fags. I don't think there is any hory guy who wouldn't want to fuck your delicious looking pussy.
>>733470479
OP, I'd smash you in a heartbeat even without shaving. As long as you're a nice girl and are at least somewhat attractive, you'll do fine.
Now go out and meet the man of your dreams.
>>733470095
>>733470479
Absolutely nothing wrong with that pussy.....labia and hair included. would definitely bang.
>>733471713
>I'm almost nineteen
thats still a fine time to start working shit out. just a bit of a late bloomer, not a wizard.
>it seems to be a common misconception it relates to sex?
yeah thats a fun meme, you can ignore it. Even people who joke about it wouldn't turn it down 95% of the time.
I've been with a couple of girls who needed genital surgery for some reason. it's definitely an option if you really, really hate them - but they're fine. Give it a couple of years, if you still feel shit about it you can afford the surgery then.
But honestly, that is the last place you need to worry about your looks. a guy usually only sees that once you've already got him past the point of no return, if you want to win a guy with your looks it's the last place to focus on.
>>733472040
this. lets see pics of the rest of you, I want to see the complete package on offer.
>>733470479
>>733470095
>>733468703
YOu have a pussy that kisses back OP
9/10
>>733472179
I'm uncirced too. Never thought twice about it. Everyone always talks shit about uncircumcised dicks. Never had a girl say anything other than a passing comment. Idc.
>>733468703
if you want to make it really good, give it a wax, thats much nicer than shaving. Damn i miss fucking a freshly waxed pussy, mmm
>>733472291
this
but I'm in a country where circumsizing isn't as mainstream as the US. over 50% of guys are natural here, so its just normal.
>>733470095
there is literally nothing wrong with this. i find all kinds of pussies attractive and this kind especially so. would eat.
frankly i dont know why anyone woman worries overly much about any part of their body or appearance, for every single facet of a woman's body, no matter how strange or mundane it is, there are at least a million dudes with a fetish for it
if the lips are causing you discomfort then lube up.
I'd like this thread a lot more if OP replied more than once every 30 minutes.
thats a cute lil pussy but a man needs stimulus
>>733472291
My ex said the head of my cock felt smoother than other guys she'd been with. But the only other thing I've heard is pretty much uncut cocks don't look as good.
Although funny story, in 7th grade this girl on the bus ride home used to rub my dick through my jeans. Always wanted me to pull it out but I was so ashamed of my foreskin. When I got home I tried to circumsize myself with child scissors. Soooooooo Yeah I was reeeeeally fucking embarrassed about it :P. Now Idgaf. I get drunk and whip it out whenever any one wants to see it.
>>733470095
you look fine / great.. pretty similar to my gf, so actually now im thinking aobut that and you're making me kind of hard tbh
go forth, stop worrying, and enjoy your life id say!
>>733470479
how old are you? and where from?
(obvs dont meet random guys off 4chan, but if you're in england I'd happily meet up and help out with the virginity situation - and though it sounds unlikely and I wouldnt meet me from this message, im a pretty normal guy)
Yummy, looks identical to my gf
>>733472631
Uncut cocks look a fuckload better than mutilated Jew dicks, fam. Be proud of what you've got.
>>733471644
>>733472179
>>733472198
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>>733472235
>>733472240
>>733472273
>>733472297
>>733472467
>>733472657
Thanks for the feedback, all! I appreciate your input, and loved reading your anecdotes. I never knew 4chan could be such an encouraging place. Not posting my face here for various reasons, sorry! For you uncircumcised guys, as a girl, I would not even think twice about it (not that I've ever seen a real-life dick, but an uncircumsized dick certainly wouldn't put me off or anything). Never thought I'd be glad I showed the internet my pussy before anyone else. Definitely feel better about getting myself out there now.
>>733473376
>Not posting my face here for various reasons,
thats fair. how about the rest of your body though?
if your pussy is the worst part the rest of you must be pretty fucking stunning, I need to see.
Your pussy is perfect just the way it is
>>733473479
seconded, lets get a frontal, and a side shot ;)
>>733473376
When /b/ agrees on the quality of your vagoo, without a single dissenter, you know you should be proud of it!
/b/, helping girls feel better about themselves since 5/23/17!
(And teaching eurocunts how to properly sequence month/day/year!)
>>733472812
Atleast you still have feeling in your dick. What kind of retard would trade that for (arguable) looks and some minor health benefits (excluding complications from the medical procedure itself)?
Does it make me a shallow bitch if I can't flick my bean to porn with uncut cocks? I dunno, they just look like aardvark snouts, and completely unsexy. Fortunately I live in Murca, so its not an issue IRL. Don't know if it would be a deal breaker...
Meh I've done worse
>>733473947
Well, guys with normal dicks last waaay longer in my experience. Uncut dudes tend to blow their wads pretry quick.
>>733474017
That's just cos u suck em harder
>>733474017
cut dicks have a much higher rate of erectile dysfunction tho
six of one, half a dozen of the other.
>>733474017
It's cus they actually enjoy the feeling of sex. Cutfags feel nothing and just want to get it over quick.
>>733474109
Fact: uncircumcised men aggressively defend their dicks, and criticize cut dongs in every thread possible.
Fact: cut dudes don't give a fuck.
Why are you guys so fucking self-conscious? Latent hatred of your parenta for not having you circumsised? Latent homosexuality that has you preoccupied with cocks?
I really don't get it.
I'll fuck you.
>>733474265
Fact: Your facts are inaccurate at best
>>733474265
nor do i...
>>733474365
And your argument against the facts is?
>>733474365
There goes that fag talk we talked about.
>>733474017
>cut dick
>normal
Nice bait friend
>>733474265
The people in the minority aggressively defend their dicks. I live in a country where the norm is uncut, and I knew one cut guy who was super defensive about his wedding tackle.
>>733468703
>Not even ugly
You're ugly
>>733473582
>>733473479
Fuck it
>>733474979
oh damn baby
no wonder all you were worried about were your labia. You have a bangin bod. Seriously you could go out tonight and pick up with that smoking hot thing ;)
>>733475092
to continue, lovely smooth pale skin, nice firm yet shapely tits, a nice flat belly and little bum. Definitely what I call fuckable. Appreciate the shot ;)
>>733475092
it would have to be one hell of a lucky guy ^^
>>733474979
any shots of that pretty face?
>>733474979
LOL you're like really hot. That's funny don't be self conscious about your labia. we don't give a fuck. I swear I would drive to your house right now and take you to pound town.
>>733470095
>>733470479
>>733474979
ew gross i'm gay now
>>733474979
any chance for a shot of your butt from behind?
>>733474979
holy fuck and you're self concious about anything about your looks? the hell is wrong with you young folk? you've got the ideal body- no ones going to give a rats ass about your labia lady, only advice i can give ya, most men prefer shaved women it seems, im not one of them.
Ideal/10
>>733473106
Uh no you gross smegma infested loser.
Don't be delusional.
>>733475289
think you were gay to begin with.
>>733468703
>What do /b/?
Get yourself a beta whiteknight bf because that's the only shit that you can pull as a roastie. Luckily for you there's plenty of them on 4chan.
>>733475323
There's this weird thing called a shower. Maybe do some research into them. Learn how basic hygiene works, you disgusting nerd.
>>733474979
>>733473376
remember /b/, you catch more flies with honey
>>733475472
an excellent message to the newfags.
>>733470095
>>733470095
That's some high mileage beaver. There's no way that roastie is a virgin vag.
Nice try tho, you'll fool the virginfags.
>>733475323
Cry moar over your mutilated 2nd rate dick.
>>733473376
>Definitely feel better about getting myself out there now
The thing that you have to keep in mind is that you showed your pussy to a bunch of foreveralone virgins.
Out there, you won't be meeting any neckbeard virgins, you'll be meeting real guys who are used to normal vaginas and not roasties.
>>733475472
you're welcome dave
and you >>733475409
come on newfriend, be cool
>>733473624
Yes because obviously the best way to write down the date is in no logical order. Fucking burger idiots.
>>733474979
Would smash.
I'm gonna be 100% honest with you unlike most of these white knighting faggots telling you what you want to hear.
Most men prefer a nice neat looking plump innie. Most men pull down panties for the first time are not hoping to get a roastie.
Having said that, most men will fuck you regardless, and most men can overlook minor flaws like less-than-perfect vaginas if they otherwise enjoy you. So stop fucking stressing over something you can't control. I wasn't born looking like Brad Pitt either, I don't spend a second worrying about all the things that are less-than-perfect physically about myself
>>733475639
>Virgin
Buddy i've not been a virgin for almost 20 years...
>>733470479
>that's a 10/10 vagoo in Murrika
top kek
>>733475746
What he said. You'll get fucked simply because you have a pussy but what most of us are hoping for when we pull those panties down is pic related.
>>733475639
FYI, roasties aka outies are more common than innies, therefore they could be considered more "normal", even if less desirable
>>733475831
That's because most women are whores who hop dicks and get it worn out before they're 25.
Completely normal looking pussy
The whole package is a treat
You need a better relationship if your boyfriend makes you worry about the appearance of your labia
(which are completely normal)
>>733468703
can we see a picture of said roastie?
>>733475746
>>733475812
works both ways though, hope you're packing a fat 9 incher.
>>733476034
Read the fucking thread dickweed.
>>733475914
Mate it's honestly genetic. Some women win the genetic lottery when it comes to pussies, and some don't. If you get a gf with an innie pussy, she will not change her vagina type until she's like 60 or whenever it sags from age in which case your balls will also be dragging
>>733475914
Virgin
>>733470479
that's not even a bad roastie. that's like mouse ears roastie not roast beef leftovers roastie.
Not even sure if thats a raostie
>>733468703
Final ass shot and that's it
>>733476045
Exactly. But it's fine for women to honestly say they prefer larger dicks if they do, whereas just read this thread to see how many guys refuse to say they prefer an innie pussy in case they hurt OP's feelings
>>733470095
I love pussy like this. You would have my face buried there for a while
>>733476045
I'm not, I'm slightly above average. Like 7.5 inches or so.
But I don't really give a fuck what girls think. Don't care if they're happy with it or not, as long as they let me fuck them. If she wants to cry and bitch about my dick to her friends or on tumblr she can. I got laid, that's all that matters to me.
>>733475812
And that's a 10/10 in Pakistan. Sorry but not all of us are paedophiles that like tiny breasts and baby cunts.
>>733475812
>fucking asshairs
jesus christ, fire the pornoshoot stylist
>>733476045
>>733476169
mfw im a 6'3 chad with a thin 6 inch cock. Girls always expecting that 9 inch beast when they pull down my pants
>>733470095
>>733468703
lmao
society is fucking us, you have nothing to worry about OP
this is literally just a meme fucking with you
... guys like pussy... you have a pussy
>>733468703
Anywho OP, thanks for showing us the beauty of different women, I loved your body and your bravery. Good luck with dating in the future, and try to not let silly little things get in the way :)
>>733476324
You do realize that no matter how hard you whiteknight, OP is not gonna suck your dick?
There's no worn out roastie pussy waiting for you as a reward for your trouble.
>>733474979
If you are self conscious about a little beef, then surgery isn't going to fix you. You will find some other imperfection to fixate on.
Pro tip: if you are comfortable with your body the sexing will end up being a lot more fun. This is the female equivalent of having an average cock and worrying that no one will ever love you because you are deformed.
So, cheer the fuck up, and if your BF has a problem with your arby's situation, find a guy who is not a total fuckwit to bang. After seeing that bod, I think most men would throw you a bone. Pic related.
>>733475812
i'd take this over your meat flaps OP, but id still fuck you if you let me.
you think guys really care about this ?
no they fucking dont.
>>733476324
An innie is just a pussy with small labia minora. It has nothing to do with age of woman, it's genetic. They're just slightly less common than labia minora that hang out a bit
>>733474979
where are you from op? i'd do anything to fuck you
>>733476731
>this thirst
>this desperation
>>733476940
>this is /b/
>>733475639
>>733475812
>>733475746
>fishing season open
I r8 this 8/8! G8 b8 m8... uhm nah it's just very easy nowaday
>inb4 y-you bite too XDXD
LuLz fuuuug XdxDxd
>>733474979
Uh.... pussy looked comfy. Body is slamming.
Go find a nice, non chad and make his day please
>>733478140
>Go find a nice, non chad
Are you telling her to go fuck a non chad because you know chad wouldn't go for roastie vagoo?
>>733478441
The thought of talking this grill up... getting her all confident to go to school today and throw herself at chad makes me sad.
Please. Go fuck a manlet
t. Manlet
>>733478627
>talking her up
>to hit on a manlet
The fuck? Don't need confidence for that, she can just walk up to a manlet, whip out a tit and ask him to fuck her.
>>733474979
Holy shit was not expecting to get hard this thread. 10/10 girl, you fucking rock.
>>733468703
Are you fucking serious? I find large labia to be hot as fuck.
>>733473376
OP, at the end of the day what matters is what you want for yourself. Don't get hung up on what others might like, just imagine your personal ideal.
Are you comfortable with your body as it is? If so then great!
Alternately, do you often imagine things different down there? If so, then you have a right to change what you can. But do it for you and you only.
Pic semi-related, an extreme example of a girl who got surgery to look smooth.
The bigger the labia the more comfy it is. The only ones who would say otherwise are the ones that didn't try it.
You'll be fine OP. And if the guy is grossed out for some reason he's a close minded idiot and you filtered him early, I'd conside that a win.
>>733470095
Ummm.... That's... normal...
Seriously there's nothing wrong with that. That's not roastie, that's just regular labia.
Seriously you have nothing to worry about.
Also, go get fucked OP, there's an expiration date.
Try online dating or some shit. Whatever you do, make the blokes use condoms. STI awareness isn't what it used to be.