today is a good day, /b/. >be me >five years ago >friend's

Write it down on a piece of paper, scrunch it up into a little ball and shove it up your ass.

TRIPS GET!

Spam it all over the internet. Make catfish profiles and get random horny old men showing up at the door. Order many pizzas. Then an hero.

>>733449558
Move on with your fucking life and find new friends

Go to her house and rape her for real

hang yourself op

Get a rooster mask and a Letterman jacket and break into their house

send 100 pizzas, then go and rape her for real

TP the house

Kill them with kindness

>>733449918
This.

send a prostitute

Go to the gym, eat a bagel with lox, and forget about it

burn the house down

Rape your friend. Idk raping the girl seems a little mean

Nothing

Just go there and stand outside for like 30 mins, then leave drugs (or a note is you want, dont care) in the mail box and leave.

wait until they go out, break in, shit all over the house

>>733449931
This. Use a baseball bat too

Steal a baby and leave it on their door step

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Hello

plant drugs and materials to build a bomb and call the police to report them

Advertise hardcore sex parties with their address on Craigslist

>>733450514
fuck off over to the loli threads cunt

break in, download cp, call fbi

Trips and you move on and this organically becomes a thread about how I've gone no fap and want people to post hot pics to break down and beat off

Eat the information

>>733450699
I like that idea

Shit on their doorstep every Tuesday at 4:12am for exactly 2 years

>>733449918
This to be honest for the keks

Claim her boyfriend raped you

If you're still an autistic fagglet, post and ask for suggestions on a Malaysian Ladyboy website.

If you're not anymore and you're kind of rich and influential, bring her down legally.

Ariana grande that shit

Move her house to the middle of a French town square and drive a truck through it

>>733449558
1. Wait till the bitch is home alone and kill her with a knife.
2. Clean the knife very well and then put it in the front door. Wait until you exfriend comes home.
3. he will see the knife in the front door and will grab it.
4. In that moment call the cops and tell them you heard a fight and screams in that house.
5. Grab some popcorn

Rape, kill, then rape again, don't forget to lives treat the entire thing.

>>733449558
Burn the house while they sleep.

>>733449558
>Go on fake IP
>Go on domino's website
>Order 20 pizza's on their adres
>Don't forget the pay cash option

And make sure they are shitty pizza's, ones they won't enjoy eating

actually rape her, may as well cash it in

>>733450580
I like this one

if "they" includes the gf, actually rape her this time.

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>>733452225
I count 3 2's

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>build sex soundproof sex Dunedin in basement.
>kidnap bitch, put her inside a locker and leave her there;in complete darkness,without being able to sit or lie, for three days, simmering in her own shit and piss without drink or food.
>take her out off locker, help her bathe and feed her, be kind.
>try to have sex with her, the nice way, if she resists, beat the shit out of her, water board her, and rape her.
>reap steps 2-3 until she breaks.
>meanwhile; frame former as pedo, get him convicted for possession of underage pornography and allegedly killing his gf.
>appear in court as witness, tell the court he has always been a very violent and evil individual.
>go back to your slave cumdumpster
>profit.

Rape their kids as punishment for what their parents did to you, keep track of them until their kids are the same age as when it happened though for extra sweet revenge

>>733452785
rolling again

>>733452785
Reroll

>>733453225
Roll

>>733453225
Once more with feeling, ruin their families for them ruining you

>>733452847
Doesn't count, faggot.

>>733453225
Come on trips

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>>733453681
Not your call retard

Pic related, it's you

>>733449558
Rape her.

Show her how it really feels. Just make sure you wear a condom, unless you want jailtime.

>>733449558
Devote your life to spreading the good news of Jesus's love. And also rape the bitch.

>>733449558
Break into their house at night and give her the old Cleveland Steamer.

>>733452225
Pizza

>>733452785
Roll

Send tons of pizzas, pineapple too.

>>733449558
Break in and move everything slightly to the left.

>>733456223
Goddamn, so close. Let's try again.

Go up to her lick her feet and beg her to cuck you

Get her to peg you

1. Spread rumours online and I'll that the guy is a rapist.
2. Make profiles for the guy on bad-boyfriend/pedophile/rapist warning sites.
3. Post official-looking documents on walls, poles and notices all around his neighbourhood and local area.
4. Using software that hides your ip and changes your number, swat their home, telling the operator that he's a dangerous man holding her hostage and raping her. Also try to pretend to be an old man (to make investigators believe afterwards that you were a concerned old man of the community who saw the posters.

Respect her because she's a woman ecks dee

>>733456765
Nice

>>733456765
5. Fake nudes of the girl and post them around the neighbourhood.
6. Break into their house and destroy things/steal things.
7. Dox them on /b/, linking an archive of this thread and updating the situation.

>>733456765
>>733457002
These two go together, obviously. I wrote both.

>>733456765
Fucking roll

>>733457104
roll

>>733457104
reroll

>>733457104
Roll

>>733457104
Roll this shit

>>733449558
forgive them lol B^)

Get undeniable proof of your innocence.

Forget them. Move on with your life.

Use proof if circumstances arise.

>>733457104
Roll

>>733457104
Rollo

>>733458108
Reroll

>>733449558
Order as many pineapple pizzas to their house as you can afford

>>733458108
Reroll
Roll

let it go and move on. you're just holding on to poison that isn't affecting your awful ex friends anymore.

Do something worthwhile with your time you sperger.

>>733450580
Agree with other poster--this has great merit and promises of lulz.

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Give me their adress so I can order them a bunch of pizzas and pastas for teh lulz

dead thread?