Anons, as a femanon hearing how b is all neckbeards and virgins

Yeah, but what's it worth with no meaning? A notch on some metaphorical belt. It was fun, but I want it to be more fun

>>733447156
Nah we dont actually go outside OP. Maybe post a pic of yourself to remind what a girl looks like?

I'm married and lead a normal life working in a warehouse

you'd be surprised how many of us on here are your average Joe

>>733447915
Never said it had to be "meaningless". Just asking in general, so hookup or actualy meaningful relations

>>733448153
That is me

>>733447156
i slay pussy on the daily

TITS WITH TIMESTAMP OR GTFO.

GODDAMNIT I HATE WOMEN

Yes, I have. I'm just on here to kill time

>>733448384
You know the rules. You're gonna hafta follow them right about now.
You've proven you're not shy if you're not full of absolute shit

>>733448646
>>733448341
like these guys, i just came on for fun and got kinda sucked into the community

I'm married to an actual woman, and while I have a beard it does not extend down my neck.

>>733447156
Currently with GF
I used to be extreme beta virgin, then I grew out of it but keep coming here because despite all the faggotry I actually like it here

Few days ago I had my dick sucked for the first time.

I think this was a good lesson to learn at sixteen. Feel like it would have been very nice if it were a person o cared about and loved rather than just a blowjob and that's it.

>>733448794
>>733448521
you can see them in the pic, also i'm pretty sure it's past your bedtime fellas

>>733447156
femanon, yeah yeah yeah
liaaustin95 com

>>733447156
This picture was just posted in a New York thread. B8 M8's

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>>733448521
>>733448794

>>733448829
Hey, I started browsing 4chan in 2005 when I was 14

It was there with me for all of my stages, including my "I'm still a virgin at 17, I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life! oh wait, fucked an emo girl lol."

I guess I've always been kinda a normie.

>>733447156
Literally no one on this entire website, anyone who says otherwise is completely full of shit

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>>733448941
Posts nude then won't confirm, smells fake to me

>>733448928
Hold up, this shit aint adding up. Y-you're 16 and on /b/? Please log off 4chan before you become a CHUD and never return. You have access to women since you're in high school. Proud of you tho, you accomplished way more than us basement dwellers.

>>733449245
See
>>733449050

>>733449163
Fucking an emo girl is what got all of us laid isn't it

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>>733447156
Been with my wife (6 feet away) for over a decade.

>>733447156
Several

>>733449025
Shes from ny just a paywhore "pornstar"

>>733449050
Gonna need actual nudes with timestamp. And yeah I've started doing shit with girls sophomore year of high school

>>733449437
Wait, whats her first name?

I think my buddy used to date this slut years ago.

>>733448941

Nigga dat pix frum tweeter

Timestamp or fake

>>733449517
She posted it on her snap and twitter. Its legit, just she wants your money

>>733449333
yeah, i wonder if there's a bunch of emo chicks on tumblr posting about how they first got laid by 'the really weird guy who was actually kinda cool' rn

>>733447156
tits or gtfo

>>733449597
Definitely not. But my name is Lia Austin
>>733449609
Homie I posted it on snap, screenshot it then posted it here, followed by twitter..

>>733447156
i have a gf and we are together since 2010 and we never have broke up once

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>>733447156
Been with two and then again its been about a year since last time...

>>733447156

Why do the subliterate always have writing for tattos?

>>733447156
I've been with a few. Actually maintained some level of normie status in all my years here. It helps that I'm pretty as fuck. In a stable relationship currently and she wants the d regularly. Why the fuck am I compelled to visit this place?

>>733447156

i've been with a tranny, does that count?

>>733449263
Idk, Anon. It didn't feel right. I hope I can find someone that wants me for me though. It'd be beautiful.

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>>733449333
Hey, I coulda still been with her. Then she got upset because I got obsessed with WoW:LK and I knew that cuts had to be made. So I cut her out of my life and then cut the fuck outta dem mobs

>>733449760

Did i ask you about a bunch of other, lesser sites?

If you can do all that but can't write a timestamp and photograph it then who but a sucker would care?

>>733449856
I mean Im the female version of that yet I keep control back here so
Hah

>>733447156

44, married. Was in a band in my late 20s and early 30s so I've plowed more than my share.

Turns out a lot of chicks dig scrawny smart guys if they know how to work with what hey have instead of trying to be what they aren't.

>>733449856
Once you're here you can never leave :)

>>733448928
This is refreshing to hear (the wanting it to be meaningful part)

I had the sexy time once.

>>733450065
Why waste paper for something that might not be up but a few more minutes lol. Add my snap if you don't believe and I'll send a video

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I get laid on the regular (by my wife. I'm faithful to her)

>tfw you have a big enough dick that normal condoms won't fit you

>>733449007
fucking this

>>733449760

Since you clearly aren't shy about nudes, it is just easier to figure that you are either A. willfully mocking the tradition of timestamped tits, or B. an anonymous elite hackor who is in control of those accounts.

>>733450330

Write it on your pathetic body with eyeliner, worm.

>>733450527
Stalked her IG. She's a dance, I'd say she isn't shy about her body

Actually been with almost 300 women. I was socially awkward in my teen years, got laid at 18 and lost my fucking mind. Craziest thing is I've only worn a condom *once* and I've never had a disease.

Happily married now

>>733447156
23 M
X2 series relationships
X5 Had sex on a regular basis with different women
X10 Escorts (wanted to try different ethnicity)
X? Unknown number of three ways with the same girlfriend and her best friend, I lost count after 6 months.

>>733450197
Refreshing?

>>733447156
Been here since 07. Been with one girl which was in '10. Still
Together. Sex is great tho even still so

>>733448829
You can never leave this place. Plenty of older guys here. I think most graduate to other boards but we all come back here sometimes.

i've had sex with two girls and i've dated a handful of others but i only had sex with the ones i had really strong feelings for, no homo.

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>>733449760
>Definitely not.
What does your breast tattoo say?

29
bi bottom / straight top
4 long term relationships with women, only 4 chicks i've slept with
been fucked by 9 guys though

im 23 i've fucked 3 different girls one was 18 another was 20 and one was 26

the 18 & 20 were 7 or 8/10 the 26 was pretty meh

the 20yo was so tight it almost hurt my penis it took me by surprise shit was almost uncomfortable; like squeezing my dick through a keyhole, she had an orgasm by the time i was halfway in. I felt her vagina spasm when it happened and her legs started twitching for like 30 seconds. after that it's like she became inebriated and could only lay there on her back and let me have my way with her and give her back to back orgasms. I always thought my dick was small but apparently 7.5 is pretty good size shit was pretty cool i only fucked her that night and the next morning but oh well. she had a perfect butt and titties and its crazy when you pin them down and go balls deep then blow a nut without condom thats really the best part.

the 19 was way more of a hoe and all used up her vagina was not so tight and she was a weird feminist girl so she only wanted to be on top and it kinda sucked but what ever but i banged her at least a dozen times

26yo was so shitty not even worth talking about.

I've never used a condom and got tested last month and no stds and no pregnancies, they were all on the pill

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>>733450386
I dont know anon
some femanons react like this

Somewhere in the 60s (chicks I've had). I even had a guy who had me cuckold him because I'm that alpha. It was nice.

Why am I here? Because I'm pretty but also have that autistic side that needs boobs, brains (isis tier) and rumors and access to macron leaks before normies get it. Also I'm pretty fucking redpilled, and the faggotry here keeps the emo to a minimum whereas plebbit is full of pathos and whining.

Oh yeah, I only really started going here regularly after getting cracked in the skull at Berkeley during Milo and watched /pol/ rally for us.

>>733450691
Dance?
>>733451512
None on my boobs? And yes, definitely not. Ive been engaged the past year or so and been with that guy nearly 6 yrs.

i'm 32, was a late bloomer, didn't lose virginity until I was 19 but I've had a very satisfying adulthood as far as number and diversity of partners is concerned. i'm pretty average looking too.

>>733452110
And I'm a unicorn with a penis made of pure unobtanium.

>>733447156
been with 15
im 23. feels good. but after 10 its just a number. find a god girl and keep her anons. ive had sex with and without caring. and without caring sucks in comparison. its fun if you just want to nut.
past that, nothing really.

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>>733452247
>nearly 6 yrs.
That timeline seems right, what does the tattoo say underneath your breast?

>>733452110
Jesus could you sound any tryharder? Also quit using terms and slang circa /b/ 2014, it really gives away your age.

>>733447156
Slept with 5 girls, one of which was a long term relationship. For reference im 22, decent looking, white and tall. Lost my virginity to the long term ex when i was 19.

Still no timestamp

Sage

>>733447156
That's none of your hecking business bitch ass bitch!

>>733447156
been with a what?

>>733452621
Do not fear
And nope. Been with my fiance since freshman yr of high school hun

>>733449050
the fact faggots are responding after this 'timestamp' is a human tragedy on a scale we have never seen before

>paywhore
sage

>>733447156
only two so far today but mondays are pretty slow like that

Yes, I have made sex with four grills.

>>733452495
I once coached an autist. He made GREAT progress after about a week of work. He was 6'2, 210, long greasy black hair, but he was doing great- then he made a joke about tying a girl up in his garage. Most people that aren't complete psychos can learn dramatically better game.

Also, protip: go for crazy women. They put out easier (you can get laid within 30 minutes of meeting, if at a party) and have crazy friends/will start threesomes and help you rack up your numbers.
>>733452878
I never said I was a 14 year old newfag. If you live in berkeley area, I'm more than happy to wingman for you.

I also take risks most autists here don't. Which is why my jaw is swollen from a manlet on roids punching me in the face last night.

>>733453340
Sage

I've had several relationships. I just come here to act like an asshole to vent or laugh at the occasional funny picture. Life sucks sometimes and it relieves stress to call someone a autistic cunt faggot and have it all be anonymous.

>>733453660
I can definitely attest to your statement on crazy women. The only bad part is once you get the scent of crazy on you it's hard to fucking shake it when you want to find a solid relationship.

>>733453939
this.

I'm currently in four relationships. two of them think we're exclusive.

it's hard work. this is a place I can relax.

also: op is a faggot, sage

>>733454017
Thank you! Someone not calling bullshit!

It's a blessing at first, then a curse. It's like king midas.

GOLD bitches! I'm fucking rich! Let me grab some titties- fuck!

Everything turns to FUCK. I've spent the last few years trying to get the scent off of me. Bad fucking times. As cool as having numbers is, bitches trying to OD, threaten you with a knife, DOXX and police reports...

My statement was NOT "Hey, everyone do like me" but an honest one. And there's real tradeoffs.

Slept with 6 girls. But there been spaced out over the years. I've been dry for 2 years :///

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>>733447156
yea its confirmed. I fuck

>>733449999
No, it doesn't. It's assumed we all have nice dub dub quad

>>733447156
I am married. My wife and I are both college educated, gainfully employed, and still in our twenties. She makes way more money than I do, so I basically have a slacker job and take care of our house and property. She's also got a nicer ass than you.

Timestamp or fuck off, skank

>>733454425
>>733449999
fuck how long did those go without getting checked

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>>733449999
chekkked

>>733449999
So how does that work? Did you ever contact the package? With your balls? Mouth? Did the trap cum? Did you eat it? I'm really curious on guys that fuck traps. I just made friends with a guy who finally revealed the girl he's been dating for 2 years is a trap. Hadn't met her, but I look at him differently now.

>>733454478
Details! What the fuck does she do to make more money than you, and how the hell is she with a guy she's outearning WHILE having a nice ass?

>>733454478
Wife is probably fatter than her though

Checking in

>>733454785
He also didn't say nice tits.

I can deal with a pancake ass. But not crap titties. Nope. I never got the obsession with asses. Traps can have nice asses. I'm a tit man, so traps aren't possible.

>>733447156
>asks if virgins have ever been with a girl...

You're a special kind of stupid, aren't ya?

Timestamp and I'll answer.

>>733454969
Or an attentionwhore. GOTIS.

I say timestamp isn't enough. You need to offer to dewizard 3 4channers if we can raise funds to get you there.

>>733447156
Never talk to grills

24, no gf at the moment but fucked like 20-25 girls. I cant remember honestly which it is, but it's between those numbers.

>>733447156

27

Been with 2 girls.

First was pitiful attempt at a relationship at age 18 that fell apart fast.

Then I got with a girl when I was 24 but that didn't last. She cheated on me and dumped me a week after my sister's suicide, pretty much because of my demeanor.

Haven't been touched since.

I guess I fit the bill here.

21M virgin
>I actually like my beard tho

Sage this shit

Sagein like a cajun

31, been with 6 different girls. Since I was 19 I have been in 2 long relationships of 5 and 6 years.
I have a masters degree in IT with a good job where I get to travel a lot.

I guess your perception of this place is not that spot on

29 been with like 14 chicks.. on a dry spell for like a year now. Difficult in my profession to have time for relationships.

Sagearini

Im 30. Slept with around 100. Got my dick sucked by a tranny once when i was really high. Ive lived with my current girl for a year now and will probably marry her.

>>733447156
Last relationship 2011
Last one night stand 2014

>>733457232
How was the tranny job? Passable looks?

>>733447156
I am 27 years old and have my gf since almost 10 years.

>>733458158
Yea passable. She was asian. I was honestly too fucked up to cum. Wasnt worth the shame. Now i just think its kinda funny

>>733447156
20, and I''ve been with maybe a dozen, only 3 from relationships. My gf is coming over in a few hours after she gets off of work. /b/ isn't as neckbeardy as people think IMO. most are regular people parading as degenerates as far as I can tell

age 23, slept with about 20 girls but lost a lot of that because of how much I black out drunk. worst part is drunk me seems sober to strangers and is charismatic as fuck but leaves sober me putting the pieces together the next morning with nothing but anxiety of if I used a condom or not

>>733447156
0. I'm gay. I have been with a man though.

>>733448928
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

THIS AINT FAIR U FUCKING NORMIE ENJOY UR BAN FAGGGOT

>>733447156
>25
>virgin never been in relationship
>facial hair only grows on neck
>was a mediocre student when studying computer engineering/science in college
I am the embodiment of what the internet is and hates

been with 2 girls im 20 only for the sex

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>>733447156
so since ur a middle aged man b8ing a thread cause u dont even know what a real pussy looks like, i ask u. y r u such a fucking awkward loser who has nothong better to do than sit on 4chan and pretend to be a woman? kys "femanon" take a video of it and then let someone start a real thread with some substance. newfag cuck lover.

19, slept with like 6 girls, it was ok

>>733457586
wizard

30 i dpnt know how many girls ive fucked. when i was 16 started working at republik night club had 8 3somes that summer with 16 different girls. i really dont know my official number and i dont want too. getting laid aint hard. and ur a lying fucktard anal flap. ur a man.

>>733447156
Money, there is your answer

29
Lost V-card at 18
Only been with about 7 girls in that time because 'why work to get new pussy when you've got pussy at home ready to go?'

>>733461348
>me last year
I shave

>>733447156

Lol "I'm the only one that's a real person and has a social life on this website so I will try to seem interesting and make a thread so I can make myself feel better about my shitty life"
-OP


You're not a special snowflake and I guarantee most people on 4chan are more successful than both of us put together

i was born a millionaire, need i go on?

>be 22
>had sex with 63 different girls

not worth. I wish i wouldve just gotten a girlfriend and be with her and only her


lol jk

>>733462975
Incest is disgusting