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Tomorrow my girlfriend's going to be like "Did you

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Tomorrow my girlfriend's going to be like "Did you hear about all those people dying at that concert?" and I'm going to be like "Did you hear about Bill?" and she's not going to have a fucking clue what I'm talking about.
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#DOFB
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>>733442220
Some said that exact same thing in that other thread! You know. You're just a copycat! And I'm telling everyone all about it!
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I need the link where he died.
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Comedy Central's 'The Man show' was right. There should be some kind of service to come in immediately after you die to clean up and remove any evidence that you don't want your family and loved ones remembering you by. Bill was an evil man. This is a guy who cheated on his wife, lied to his family, and engaged in degenerate yet delightful behavior for the world to watch.
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>>733442220
Ummm, neither do I...what's the story?
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>>733442712
I'm the one who said that. Saw the one Bill thread died, so I had to boot up another.
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>>733442890
Thank you.
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>>733442886
Guy died while on Chaturbate. Wife found him naked and dead in his desk chair. Video is online.
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>>733443018
Link?
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>Love sucking people I know. Retired professional discrete. KIK as bill15475 on the y and hoo mess.enger as bill15475 cam chat with chaturbate, <email hidden - non-supporting user - send a message instead> same name iam a cocksucker and love it. I like to cam naked for and with guys. I am a cocksucker. Love cum. I am a slut use me for pleasure. Only 2 emails please use my email listed below to communicate. I am a cocksucker. Local guys for FWB> try chaturbate. I like car sex, I swallow all. bill15475 on the y and hoo please add me try chaturbate its fun and free. Only 2 emails lets meet in chat, I will suck your cock. email me. Brownsville let me cam for you, no recip. Bi Bra lover looking for others. suck and swallow. Let me suck your cock. Local guys to the front. bi married, I am always preferred men for sex even while fucking my wife, please view my profile. Westeren Pa. Especially love sucking someone I know or knows me, its such a turn on. Love sucking mature local guys. I swallow all so car sex is great. Any good chat sites for local guys. Love to make local chat friends with common interests. Looking for Brownsville mature guys for sucking and friendship. Lets chat, local mature guys only, looking for friends first, then hopefully meeting. What do I love, My face sucking your cock lets chat and see where it goes. hi thanks for responding local guys, hmmmmmmm. cam, chat or meet. we can chat, no strings, hook up, I am a cocksucker or cam if you want, no recip on your part, you watch me. Just looking for other local guys. Bi married, discrete (totally Totally discrete and expect the same. Looking for older men to becum friends, then lets work on the benefits. Retired professional, have always loved nude men and sucking cock. I love sucking cock, swallowing cum. Love to make friends. Looking for other men who enjoy the same things. Bi married, sane and DDF, totally discrete and expect the same. If you want to be online friends thats cool.
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>>733443018
That fucking sucks....where's the vid?
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>>733443177
https://m.liveleak.com/view?i=811_1495498793
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>>733443229
Wife finds him around the 10min mark
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>>733443229
I was hoping it would show the moment he died, was it a heart attack?
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>>733442220
#BustANutForBill
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>>733443423
That's the assumption.
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>>733443229
Is the link dead? I'm getting nothing when I search...
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>>733443628
>liveleak.com/view?i=811_1495498793

Try it like this.
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>>733443628
worked for me.
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>>733443739
Thanks, feeling stupid now
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Holly balls....
15184 views.
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>>733443739
Shit man, her reaction is kind of gut-wrenching...
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Ah 4chan. This is why I love you so
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>>733443018
he had a heart condition. this was posted on his daughters ig account last month
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>>733444078
Yeah...
That's why you should have your dick out.
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>>733444078
ikr? Feels man.
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>>733443018
the screaming and panic of his wife is pretty haunting. Probably depended on him for a lot and is now screwed and alone
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>>733444276
>make america great again
RIP you beautiful bastard
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>>733444276
>MAGA
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>>733444276
>Literal cocksucking faggot old man
>MAGA
checks out.
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>>733442220
#Bustanutforbill
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>>>>733442220
I think what makes this hit home for me is that this could happen to any of us. You die while jerking off, and somebody eventually finds your carcass.
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>>733444737
Not just that, but they get to see what's on your screen.
Just hope you happen to be watching normie porn that day.
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We should write his obituary.
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why does his penis change size when you scroll forward?
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>>733442220
Press F to fap respects
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>>733444840
It's the reason I've stopped myself from watching tranny shit
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>>733444860
did you know dead guys get boners and it moves

>im srs
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>>733442220
>>733431853
>>733434679
His name was Bill Paulson

>>733434556
>>733436270
>>733436606
>>733437105
>>733441798
>>733442789
>>733443423
very relevant to my interest.
footage of his heart attack must exist. you /b/astards already made me believe again once tonight.
the question now is does anonymous still deliver?
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>>733444840
Exactly. I'm sure I'll croak when I'm watching some tranny porn or something. I have videos of a girl who looks just like my girlfriend's sister. That'll probably be the one they find me dead with dick in hand.
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>>733442789
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=811_1495498793
I got you fam

...aaaand everyone in this thread
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Man this is honestly one of the worst things I've seen. I can watch a dog getting bashed with a shovel or someone getting decapitated with a rusty knife just fine. This is horrible on so many levels.

1. If I had a heart attack and died right now the person discovering my body would find my dick hanging out and 10 tabs of porn on my browser.

2. The woman probably had no idea that he loved sucking cocks. She seems like such a nice lady and now has to live with a tainted memory of her husband.

3. The humiliation that he's undergoing on this website right now, like >>733444733 are you kidding me? He's an old man who worked his whole life. If he wants to suck some cocks he should be able to do so in peace. You are a shitty millennial who contributes nothing.

4. The woman's screams are truly disturbing.

I think I need a drink anons.
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>>733444859
Don't forget to mention that he loved cum.
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>>733445005
That's the after. We want the before.
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Bill the creepy cam whore;
Performed this final chore.
His fate was to fap no more.
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>>733445026
>The woman's screams are truly disturbing
This is the only thing I agree with
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>>733445062
Maybe lead off with that. It's a good hook.
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>>733445026
Wake up to reality.
This is what Bill would have wanted.

#DOFB
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>>733445026
Dude, Bill was a raging horndog. He probably would have loved to know that pictures of his dick would be viewed long after he's dead.
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>>733445138
Oh I got that too just tell me when y'all want it
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>>733445163
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>>733445005
Does she say "NOOO NOT AGAIN!"
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>>733445062
>>733445202
Just read his bio out loud.
>>733444010
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>>733445426
naow pls?
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>>733445026

Thanks for the wake-up call. Deleting my browsing history now and closing these tabs.
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>>733445163
Amen.
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>>733442220
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>>733445600
Are these new fans of Bill?
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>>733445527
>He doesn't browse privately.
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>>733445527
>Deleting my browsing history
>not using incognito mode
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>>733445600
Checked.
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>>733445664
I kek'd
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>>733445600
The fuck is that thing?
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>>733445828
Midget macklemore impersonator from the new Harmony Korine movie
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My friend literally just texted me "DID YOU HEAR ABOUT BILL?!?!?"
I fucking love this website
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>>733442794
You mean this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDUGbGvQF04
Link very relevant to this overall topic
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That's actually pretty sad that tomorrow all the news, talk show etc. will be focused on the Manchester bombing but nobody will spend even a single word about Bill.
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>>733445916
kek
#BUSTANUTFORBILL
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>>733445951
That shit is great
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Dumb cunt gf
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>>733446153

Her face looks like my asshole
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R.I.P
BI BRA LOVER BILL
HE NEVER GOT THAT FINAL NUT
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>>733446153
Op of dumb cunt gf dub decides what say
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>>733446026
His memory will live forever in our hearts, for are we not all bill?
Whenever you see a tranny thread, remember bill.
When you see a cock tribute thread, remember bill.
Whenever a trump thread comes up, remember bill.
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>>733446211

tell her she's an ugly fat fuck and she should be dead instead of bill
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>>733446281
Sry bud no dub
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>>733446279
Bill is an archetypal figure
He's a meta-hero
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>>733445062
And he loved sucking dicks.
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>>733446407

Tell her anyway
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>>733444010
RIP in Peace, Silver Daddy Bill
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Why did Bill have to die? Was Jesus mad at him?
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>>733442220
>girlfriend

fuck off 4chan you fucking liar
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Dumb cunt gf
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>>733446567
More likely Jesus wanted his dick sucked.
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>>733446281
Reroll for this guy

CHECKEM niggers
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>>733443229
Any chance theres a vid of right before he dies
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He wasn't in it for the money. That's the kinda guy Bill was. Wouldn't take a dime...
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>>733446153
Haha
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Alright, We'll roll with this new hash tag.

#DidYouHearAboutBill
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>>733446652
I just looked closer at your GF's pic, it looks like her head is in a toilet.

reroll>>733446281
CHECKEM
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#DOFB
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>>733442220
#BustANutForBill
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>>733446899
Dubs demands it.
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Bill went out like the Trump Chump he was, closet queer living a lie. I'm glad he's dead old fag ass piece of shit.
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>>733446787
This
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So I watched the video because I was curious, do you guys actually find this funny? like im not arsed if we make him famous because the scenario is quite funny, but the video is pretty sad considering they could've been together for a long fucking time and she just found him dead, just want to know how that made people feel?
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>>733446738
Bill did it for his love of cum.
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>>733445026
Just gotta rub one out. #DOFB
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Bill would be pleased that thousands of young autist stud are busting nuts and dedicating them to him
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>>733446787
I'm digging it
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>>733446899
I love this website
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>>733447178
the scenario is the meme, the video is brutal reality
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>>733447069
Are you really closeted if you have a bio online like his and do cam shows?
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>>733446738
I'm the one that uploaded the video and none of you kikes have hit that bitcoin. I use it for cannabis oil cartridges
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>>733447373
Fuckoff camwhore
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>>733447069
Edgy faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkUVToIfrKg
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>>733447178
Yeah, I don't find the video funny. It's kind of gut wrenching. I do like it though because it's real, and it's something that could happen to anybody. The guy went out doing what he loved, and that makes me happy. Overall I take away positive vibes from his death, as I can only hope to die with my cock in my hand.
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>>733447204
good man
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>>733447204
That's a good nut, bill would approve
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>>733447373
Thanks for posting it. Come by my house with a real tincan and I'll throw some physical change in it.
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>>733446153
Dude shes a fatty anyway
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Do you think guys who were sucked by Bill will be at his funeral?
They're gonna try to console his grieving widow, knowing bill sucked their cocks dry of cum. How does one deal with this stressful situation?
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>>733447461
Bill would have hated you
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>>733443018
Oh my
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>>733447827
It's a small town, so probably.
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>>733446899
checking for trouble
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>>733447178
We are grieving for our /b/rother the best way we can. Go ahead and judge us. We'll keep our dicks out.
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>>733446153
did she like make her face round to match the circle or she's actually that fat?
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>>733442220
#BustANutForBill

Bill died before he could nut one last time. In his honor, blow a load tonight.
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>>733444276
That's the old man who was trying to act tuff to those young snowflake liberals, said something like "do something", and then he got pepper sprayed and cried like a bitch.
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>>733447827
Thats what #BustANutForBill and #DicksOutForBill is for, all the men who want to honour Bill, but can't make it to the funeral for reasons
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>>733445026
>You are a shitty millennial who contributes nothing
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>>733447888
checked those as well
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>>733444010
I think he may be a cock sucker
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>>733448376
Distinct possibility. We'll never know for sure.
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>>733448376
This tard's got it all figured out.
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Somebody has to be out there who witnessed this on chaturbate or even has the video. We need to see this.
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>>733444603
kek
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>>733445951
>underrated post
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>>733447178
>the video is pretty sad considering they could've been together for a long fucking time and she just found him dead, just want to know how that made people feel?
The video of her finding him sucked the life out of me. I found my youngest brother dead. Not an embarrassing situation like this. Just my youngest brother. Dead. On the floor.
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>>733444276
Not Bill
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>>733444340
>the screaming and panic of his wife is pretty haunting. Probably depended on him for a lot and is now screwed and alone

YEP, THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDED LIKE TO ME..." THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING..."
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>>733444737
I learned to allways jack off with some elastic waist band shorts on.
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>>733448818
We arent laughing at the wives misery

It's a meme because Bill IS /b/, archetypal speaking
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>>733442220
Good for him for still being able to get it up at age 69. I hope my dick still works if I live that long.
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duh da da da dah
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>>733449584
This.

Probably half of us will die in our desk chair with our dick hanging out.
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>>733445026
I'm very glad i watched it without audio
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>>733450232
oh it's much funnier with this and no sound on the original vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
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>>733449584
/bill/
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>>733450232
The audio is just raw emotion. It's really intriguing. Sad, but intriguing. Makes you think how you'd react in that situation.
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>>733447827

It's just a (perhaps unpleasant) reminder that YOU could die anywhere at anytime...
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>>733450478
is it fucked up that youre 100% right?
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>>733448547
>Distinct possibility. We'll never know for sure.

except for those pics on his profile of him sucking dicks...
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>>733448704
wonder if this has ever been caught on video before??

Odds are it has to have happened before...
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>>733448818
How did he die? Super young?
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Bisexual fag here
99% I've watfched Bill on cam before
I love trying to get old horny fags to do degrading shit on cam
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>>733450850
People die on camera all the time, though rarely on chaturbate.
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>>733450850
Apparently he held cam shows before. Somebody posted a link in the old thread.
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>>733451041
hi2796?
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>>733451041
Be sure to #BustANutForBill then
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>>733445026
I agree. I watched up until the screams and turned it off. Regret watching it now.
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>>733443229
22,000 views now. Bill would be proud to know that many people tuned in to see his dick.
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>>733450873
Massive stroke. In his early 30's. Coroner said he was probably dead before he hit the floor. He was supposed to help do some work on our father's house. Never showed up. Didn't answer either phone. I drove up to his place in the mountains and found him.
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>>733451077
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>>733443739
If you skip through the first 10 minutes, his dick keeps moving even though he's not breathing.
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>>733451413
Ah, yes, that pic will do too. Thanks.
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>>733451427
And thus a new fetish is born.
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#Bust4Bill
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>>733451413
Better days
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>>733446652

thanks anon. Imma copy pasta this pic to my grill who without a doubt will ask the same stupid shit questions, instead of just searching a bit
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DAMN BILLS A FUCKIN MADMAN

CHECK OUT THAT LEG ACTION

I BET HE GOT SO MANY COCKS SPEWING DURING THAT SESH

FREE OF CHARGE, TOO
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>>733451777
Lucky Trips checked
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God. When I die please don't let it seen by 4chan.
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>>733451536
Post-mortem erection loss?
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THE REAL DEFINITION OF "OLDFAG"
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>>733451924
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>>733443423
he fapped to death
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>>733452097
After a long, intensive media campaign, the two sides are arguing in Kenny's hospital suite when Kenny's lawyer announces that the last page of the will has been found, and that Kenny's wishes were that if he were ever in a vegetative state, "please, for the love of God...don't ever show me in that condition on national television."
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>>733452075
Poor, Bill. He touched us all. Or would have if he had the chance
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>>733452075
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My wife just asked what the female hashtag is for #bustanutforbill

Cant forget those ladies, yo
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>>733452284
As long as you had a dick.
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>>733452321
#VagWetForBill
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The last known photo of blowjob bill

5/8/17

Surely someone has video of him jacking it before his heart attack?
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>>733452331
Where do you think you are?
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>>733452321
#JillForBill
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>>733451411
Sorry for your loss.
I also find this interesting as I've never had the awful situation, but now fear it.

Was there's signs of a stroke before? I guess it was good it was quick then, right?
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>>733452321
Don't think Bill thought about the ladies much. If she wants to help the cause, she can help you with nutting, and that'll be her tribute.
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>>733452418
"what? busting a nut is so much more involved than a wet vag. you can do better 4-chan"
--Wife
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I want to be just like Bill when I'm old, a dirty old fucker fapping to the end. I'll probably die in an office or doing yard work.
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>>733452479
In my apartment?
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>>733452321
This one goes out to all my bipeds who identify as ladies
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>>733452614
>In my apartment?
Are you asking me or are you telling me?
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>>733452321
#5FingersForBill
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>>733444340
It killed me. I don't know why, seeing him dead was okay but the reaction of his wife just put a big weight in my chest.

I remember when my grandfather died (not like that though, in hospital). I was at my grandma's home to take care of her and try to change her mind. It was around midnight, I was chilling on /b/ and the phone rang. I knew at the moment why. She answered it and mumbled something then hang up the phone. my grandmother I always saw happy just burst into tears and went into my arms, just crying and only able to tell "What am I gonna become ?" over and over. I had the task to announce it to the whole family. To tell my own mother and uncle their father just died.

It all brought it back to me, just because an old folk died fapping. I feel sincerely sad for her and hope she'll have a good support from her family.
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idk how to feel

on one hand it's really fucked up and depressing

but on the other, the random chance and ridiculousness of it all makes it incredibly comical
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>>733452752
she likes this one
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>>733452581
Never mind that, post your wife's tits.
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>>733443018
>that moment when that guy at work who always thinks he knows all the details of the biggest news story isn't going to know shit about bill

Im going to finally one up that faggot
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I love how it takes someone dying while doing weird porn shit online to make some of these anons reconsider their lives. gg bill
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>>733445026
>I think I need a drink anons.
we'll both be called moral fags but i agree. lets take a shot for bill
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>>733451883
He had a lovely cock. I'm not even going to lie.
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>>733452889
kek
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>>733452520
He had dangerously high blood pressure and didn't deal with it. $8 a month in blood pressure medicine would have kept him alive.
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>>733452889
good lord
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>>733453002
Dude looked to be in pretty good shape for age 69. I like that he kept his junk cleanshaven too.
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>>733452958
To be honest, I wouldn't care, sure it will be embarrassing, but I'll be dead, so...
Now if they revive me, then it will be a problem.
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>>733451069
Hence the question dumbass.

Is there a video of anyone ever dying whole busting a nut?
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>>733446899
How do I get the dubs like this guy? I'm new from Facebook meme pages and need help hunting the dubs.
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>>733452834
Bullshit story anon stop watching 1950s movies.
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>>733453095
I know there's already too many hashtags but

#ShaveYourJunkForBill
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>>733452284
Might have been touching kids at the mall...
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>>733453264
I really wish it would be bullshit, trust me, and I hope it won't happen to any of you
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>>733453098
yeah having to explain it would probably be worse than just getting caught
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>>733443229
>https://m.liveleak.com/view?i=811_1495498793
TIL penis moves around and grows and shrinks after death
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>>733453095
Yes and a nice size. I'm a bottom and I would've let him top me. I'm now saddened I'll never get the opportunity. Live each day as if it's your last. Don't let your dreams and aspirations pass you by.
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Anyone know if this guy ever went by title Windlebill? or anything similar?

When i was like 13 I met an old man on Omegle that was shoving shit up his ass named windle, me and my buddies lol'd while telling him we where young girls
Our shirt eventually fell off the camera and he said "oh no, i can see you now" and hit next lol
He looks just like bill
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>>733452834
yeah, but bill was a creep old fag, jacking off on cam on the internet.
Not a shred of dignity in that.
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>>733453518
Almost all dead males get boners once they die. True story
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>>733453474
Who says "what am I gonna become"? Only Scarlett O'Hara says that.
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>>733453665
And he loved it. He died doing what he did best.
That was his redemption.
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>>733453755
I'm french, that's maybe an old sentence in english but I don't know how to translate it properly
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>>733453714
>>733453518
corners have to sometime break your dick after you die.
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>>733453856
As a bottom I'd ride them until I got my nut first.
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>>733453819
Except the creepy degenerate fag lied to his wife, his kids and basically everyone he knew.

I know a guy sorta like bill.. he's retired air force, and when his wife died he went totally faggot...he lives in a nice area and now rents his rooms out to young boys. Creeps me the fuck out to have to go over there for work.

Oddly enough...he's also named Bill...
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>>733453665

Have you never masturbated with a person anonymously on the internet?

>Only issue is the various governments / hackers / internet providers enjoying the show
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>>733454072
It doesn't creep you out. You're just jealous of that gentleman. Don't judge the man ok /b/ro.
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>>733452314
thats a real man right there
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>>733446279
He was like the dad I never had :(

#DOFB
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>>733443018

fucking legend
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>>733447204
Jerking white tears in heaven.
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>>733453056
Because you know his blood pressure?
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>>733442220

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a730vEbqpSo
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rip Bill

May a flight of 20-70 yr old men whisk you to your rest.
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>>733447827
They kept him alive
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>>733453518
>shrinks as you lose your erection as heart slowly stops beating
>grows as heart stops and blood drains back down (if you're sitting up like that)
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>>733453833
what a quintessentially french experience
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>>733454855
He told me. That's how I found out I had dangerously high blood pressure. I went to a doctor and got a prescription. He didn't.

We were brothers. We talked about things. Not sure I really understand your question.
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>>733455300
Doubles do not lie
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>>733452453

Old Man Bill's Last Recorded Living Fap

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cd8_1495502247
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>>733455300
Uh-huh. His 70 year old brother happens to be on /b/.
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>>733455300
how'd his mouth feel
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>>733455480
I suggest you follow the thread backwards to the posts I was responding to. You are truly retarded. Even by /b/'s standards.

First time here, nigger?
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>>733455300
Did he squirt when he came or did it just kind of dribble out?
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>>733455719
kys
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>>733445828
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>>733455719
I'm not going to do what you say.
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>>733456049
How longs that niggas neck?
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>>733452834
>(not like that though, in hospital)
I hope not like that.
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>>733455462
Nice find bro

Wish there was video of the exact *moment*
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do you think he was gay?
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>>733443018
>my husband is dying!
>i need to try to revive him!

>but first i'll cover his junk
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he knew
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>that fart at 1m30

top kek

old people farts stink
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>>733448550
>>733450767
These 2 replies are the cringiest thing in this thread so far, and that's quite an accomplishment.
Isn't the inability to recognize sarcasm one of the hallmark signs of autism?
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>>733452747
If I had to guess I'd say he's telling you but the question-mark denotes the sort of inflection people normally give when answering something stupid/obvious. You probably hear it all the time.
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I want to see someone hanging their self
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puB9I90Aj0g
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national tragedy Rip. can someone setup a donation site
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>>733461046
for whom? his blow-buddies?
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>>733460856
>https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cd8_1495502247
The fuckstick is still alive! Like a zombie!
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>>733454855
>>733455480
>>733455573
>>733455723

What a swath of illiterate retards.
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YO does anyone have a link to the video of him actually dying? Like the moment he passes. I want to know if his dick was in his hand or something.
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>>733455802
This isn't League of Legend, you can actually type out the whole thing without getting banned. Grow a pair.
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>>733447178

I thought i wanted to watch it, but clicked in the middle and saw the wife starting to scream and realized I don't need to see it. Honestly, if I was younger I probably would have finished it...I think humans that don't understand certain nasty aspects of life are driven to make themselves understand it. But once you get it, you get it. No need to keep reminders.
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>>733456960
Not really wishing, but it seems incredible that we have him immediately before and immediately after and somehow that one with the few seconds where he has it, realizes that's what it is (if he even had that much time) and actually slumps, is somehow missing?

Seems very unlikely.

Someone call Comey!
He'll get to the bottom of this!
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I wonder how many people were watching him when he croaked

>I wonder how many cummed
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All this thumbnails of bill's other chaturbate videos, yet none of them show an actually erect penis. Did Bill have ED like so many old farts out there? Maybe that's why he was a cocksucker, because he couldn't get hard enough to get his cock sucked. Would also explain why he was so cool with "No recipr[ocation]"

Will I never get to see a fully hard billcock?
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>>733461847
Also there's no footage of someone turning off the camera/computer?

It would be helpful if we had this foootage
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>>733461359
Yes, he used to jack off for people on chaturbate. Probably someone started recording after they realized he wasn't moving, so there might not be video of the actual collapse.
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>>733461594
>>733447178

Go back to red-dit, faggots
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>>733462534
theres a video on him stroking before he died, read the thread

only part missing is him actually slumping
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>>733462534
Bots usually film most chaturbate shows, if you google their usernames you can easily find archives. My guess is there was no bot in the room during the whole thing.
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>>733447178
>do you guys actually find this funny?
In a few years, /b/ is going to ask "where were you when bill died?"
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>>733462818
Yeah.

Bill is the best meme in years.
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>>733445026
>The humiliation that he's undergoing on this website right now
dead people can't feel humilation retatrd
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>>733462889
Truth. Best thing /b/ has produced since the meximaid series imho.
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>>733463122
needs more memes tho so it can spread easily with less context required
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>>733461847

THIS
most likely it was edited out to be kept for later, or some kind of sale potential.
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>>733443762
Stroking, this is for you, my nibba Bill
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>>733463361
More truth. Doing my part.
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>>733464392
fuckkkkk
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doesn't surprise me that paramedics in the us are allowed to be fat.

are the suspenders part of the standard uniform?
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>>733455462
fucking deleted
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He was a patriot and a true American. god rest his soul.
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tomorrow im going to visit my grandparents. man the feels are hardcore at 10 minutes pass...
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>>733460856
yeah cocks tend to stiffen up during rigamortis not sure if its blood pooling but yeah dead men are hard as fuck.
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