Hello, anonymous! Consider this a general advice thread. If

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I heard rabbits and came running.

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Reisen thread? Let's go.

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>>733431227
Good~ that's the right attitude to have.
>>733431252
Wow, you found this quickly!

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Hello all

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>>733431150
Hi op!
>>733431252
Hi 2b!
>>733431227
I heard rabbits too.

Mantis

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>>733431386
Oh? Still have time to come to our little shrine, eh?
>>733431483
Heh.. Welcome, little mantis~

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>>733431150
What should I do when I feel the urge to hurt people?

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>>733431361
You know me, ever diligent.

>>733431386
Hey Sky. Doing okay? It's been but a few minutes from the last thread. But I hope you're not having too hard of a time.

>>733431483
Good to see you, Mantis!

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Now there's two threads!

>be me
>yesterday
>learn that this weekend is a long weekend
>awyiss.jpg
>stay up late and sleep in
>wake up
>chores
>heck.png

Hello thread

-Sweet Roll

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>>733431483
>>733431361
Rabbits a best.

>>733431566
You should realize that it's not worth it in the long run. Hurt inflicted on others becomes regret inflicted upon you in later life.

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>>733431566
Talk to your big sister.

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>>733431252
Better than Alice threads

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>>733431549
Of course...not gonna miss a bunnyqueen thread...they are a rare breed.
>>733431591
Things will improve, hopefully without needing to be worse first.

>>733431566
pretty simple. you shouldn't.

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>>733431566
I can think of three answers to that. Here, I'll list them all for your convenience.
1.) Therapy has doubtlessly taught you some techniques.
2.) I thought you had 2B to help you with such questions.
3.) Probably whatever you did during the entire year that you behaved yourself.
>>733431591
Yep. Not too surprising~
>>733431656
Aaah... I've been there, heh.
>>733431684
Yep.
>>733431693
Oh look, I was right.
>>733431790
Well, with any luck, they mightn't be any more.

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>>733431566
Chekked

What happened?

Mantis

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To bring in fresh anons, I request that we have a little get thread going so we don't "cringe" them out

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>>733431757
*shrugs* They all kind of suck in their own way.

>>733431790
And suppose they must get worse? Would I be wrong to place my confidence in knowing that you can handle?

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>>733431386
Can you read what's in my heart?

>>732431566

Take out your anger on a punching bag

Get one of those stress reliever balls and squueze them

-Sweet Roll

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Can i still eat your ass?

well reimu didn't make one but i suppose it's enough

-meowbot

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Fucking finally I get on this thing once again.

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>>733431984
PM me about this, please. I'd like to hear this.
>>733432116
All good suggestions?
>>733432119
W-what?
>>733432140
Mm.

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>>733431920
My therapist never taught me how to deal with those urges, she just wanted to pill me.

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>>733432119
You can probably eat mine, Doubt you'd want to though.

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>>733431984
This will do just fine. If they think it's too 'cringe' to participate, then I suppose their issues really are too petty to bother with.

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>>733431989
Your threads are the best though, I was kinda hoping you would OP

>>733431566
\/ \/ \/
>>733432116

-Sweet Roll

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Bump

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>>733432119
Be careful with her cotton balls

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>>733432240
Ah? "This thing"?

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>>733431566
I have no doubts as to your ability to handle yourself, but you have people to reach out too...
>>733431920
Hmm and why is that?
>>733431989
No, I'll be okay eventually. Even if not now...

Hello to all our new friends out there! E>

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>>733432326
On the Fortune thread of course.
It's been so long.

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>>733432305
Then I'll be expecting your support tomorrow, as I'll be hosting my own threads every Tuesday and Thursday at 6pm PST for the summer.

New schedule.

>>733432334
Be well, Sky.

>>733432245

That was meant for Nep

I just messed up the numbers

-Sweet Roll

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POUNCE POUNCE POUNCE POUNCE POUNCE POUNCE POUNCE POUNCE POUNCE POUNCE POUNCE POUNCE POUNCE POUNCE POUNCE POUNCE

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>>733432240
Welcome!

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I hope you're all doing really great! especially all the anons, you guys need some love!

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>>733431150
Hey I remember these threads from the last time I asked for advice on which touhou outfit to get for my doll and oddly enough, got Reisen's!

But I am looking for another touhou outfit to.. not spice things up but just for something new. Current outfits:
>Sakuya
>Alice
>Reimu
>Marisa
>Reisen
>Eirin

The Doll's dimensions are:
>35in bust
>31in hip
>19in waist
>35in shoulder

The outfit needs to have a skirt for easy access and slipping on, and look good as a Boobhou. Any thoughts?

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>>733432551
I always imagine these pounces as soft and quite gentle...

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>>733432551
Nice work drawing out the anon in the previous thread, Butterfly. Mind working your talents for your paramour here?

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>>733432490
I'll try to give my best advice to everyone there!
>8am for me
fuuuuck

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Well then get rolling folks, we got cookies for dubs, bewbs for trips, butts for quads!

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>>733432245
You heard me
Can i munch and crunch your ass?
>>733432292
Oh I'll munch any ass you got
>>733432317
I'll munch her cotton balls too

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>>733432490
Asking her to be a part of your threads will drive people away. Just hope you're aware of that.

>>733431150
Have you ever listened to Super Sounds of the 70s?

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>>733432716
Roll

Mantis

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>>733432763
Does Man ass count?

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>>733432571
Heyo~

Either way I think no one actually remembers me since I've been here like...once every 1-2 months.

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>>733432716
that sounds like something that doesn't fit an advice thread at all.

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>>733432677

Of course! They are little butterfly pounces!

>>733432687

Yoshu! I feel myself filling up with your confidence in me, 2B!

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>>733432551
I went to a Chinese restaurant once, They threw a stick of butter at me and said "Butter-fly"

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>>733432490
Ill be there to shitpost

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>>733432937
Well we have to draw in some anons for advice, and what better way to bring them in than rolling for gets?

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I guess I'll just watch for a while.

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>>733432695
Bring your A-game. Want a fresh(er) start? Here's your opportunity. Don't cuck it up.

>>733432827
Only the people that know her. And even then, I'm hoping that some will come through with their support. I can't do this entirely alone.

Also, you're Ghost?

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>>733432260
Well, you happen to *know* a therapist in this community, perhaps you should unblock them, try to get back into their good graces and ask. I'm afraid I don't have much of an answer for you, dear, though Sweetroll's suggestions aren't terrible, even if they aren't really for someone with your condition.
>>733432456
Aha... Well, as a means to giving you a warm welcome, why don't I offer you a tarot reading? What would you like to ask?
>>733432519
Yes, I'm aware.
>>733432551
Hello, butter.
*pets*
>>733432592
*pets*
>>733432638
Amazing. I recall you too, anon. I'll leave the suggestions to others.
>>733432687
P-paramour, huh...?
>>733432763
S-so lewd...
>>733432827
I'm doing so right now.
https://open.spotify.com/user/122402996/playlist/6LWP1DnTvTSez2sWqRzA6M
>>733432716
W-who said all that? You better not be expecting me to deliver...!

>>733432687
>>733433003
I can't lurk properly if you keep summoning me

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>>733432849
Absolutely
Men, woman, children, nobody's safe from my munching
>>733433140
Wait till i actually eat your ass.
I'll show you real lewd

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>>733433140
Doesn't have to be you though, but still a bit disappointed

my orange almost fell outta my bed
thank fuck it didn't

-meowbot

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>>733433080
Breathing exercises!
>>733433092
Its difficult because it feels so... icky...

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>advice plz, be me be 19 be 6'2 ginger but no face shit and not autistic like the rest of my breed, pull off being ginger fuk pretty gud muscular build
>have GF who was hot 2 years ago when started dating, is now 5 feet tall and 142pound pretty round, has double chin
>Dont know if I should dump and try for better bitch cuz this one has pretty good personality
>halp

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>>733433003
Don't fail me.

>>733433033
That was terrible. Take it back.

>>733433061
Everyone is invited. Thank you for your support.

>>733433140
I figured out who your girlfriend is.

>>733433224
Take a break from your lurking duties, won't you? I'd imagine it could get quite tiresome at times.

>>733432716
feet for singles

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>>733433140
Never blocked him.
>>733433354
Smocking?

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I am slowly starting my weebening process, i spent three days of my life doing nothing but watching anime, i am even learning some japanese words, please save me from the weeb web...

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>>733433003
>Yoshu! I feel myself filling up with your confidence in me, 2B!
What are you, me?
>>733433061
Anonymous is always welcome.
>>733433224
Oh?
>>733433250
I mean I'm not especially *opposed* though I certainly don't have the most appealing rear here.
>>733433255
I-i might as well just start posting from my lewd folder if that's the case.

Anonymous! I know you are out there...

Are you feeling sad? Are you feeling confused by the messy mess that is life?

Like a big...complicated...messy thing!

Everybody here is kindhearted and wants to help.

No bamboozles I promise! It's weird but...this little community here has done a lot for people, and while they won't solve your problems for you, you can find an ear here.

So there's no need to be shy, Anonymous! No keeping your pain hidden away, okay?

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>>733433062
why would someone click on an advice thread and scroll through, but only stick around because someone said "roll and I'll post random boobs"?
>>733433140
howdy!

>>733433358
Dump her love isnt for fats

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>>733433383
I'll change em to dubs

>>733433411
you can't escape it

-meowbot

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>>733433365
I do not rescind my statement.

>>733433250
I take my ass-offer back. I can't undo my belt.

>>733433411
Once you begin the transformation process, it cannot be undone. When you choose your Waifu is when the cycle is complete.

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>>733432490
2b, will these threads be on /b/ ?

Mantis

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>>733433358
Hmm, is it just her weight that bothers you? Two years is also the point where most people have fallen out of the honey-moon phase of a relationship and it starts taking work to make things keep going..... could be a lil of both, but that doesn't make it break up material...

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>>733433444
Dub trips! Now ya get boobies and cookies!

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>>733433092
There are much more reputable people to help you out than someone who only wants to do harm to others, and has repeatedly done so in the past. And, maybe. Who wants to know?

>>733433417
Well she is very similar to you...

>>733433365
everything is tiring, so it makes no difference
>>733433417
hellouise

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>>733433354
Anything worthwhile is going to be difficult. Your shot to call if you want it badly enough.

>>733433358
You're 19. Dump her and gain more dating experience if you're not happy. Settle for nothing less than your standards.

>>733433560
Of course.

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>>733433467
Anons works in mysterious ways

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>>733433444

I always seem to get dubs and trips! I must be lucky.

Anons will definitely will show up! ^^

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>>733433140
Uhm...
Well, it's mostly my fault if I've never been able to get on these thread much often..
But if you want to, maybe it could help!

Actually, there could be something...
What about my past..?
Something really awkward happened when I was 4 y/o and every now and the it still bugs me..

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>>733433358
Why don't you try encouraging her to exercise, possibly with you, rather than calling her a bitch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyViuXFyIE4
>>733433365
Y-yes. You did.
*sigh*
>>733433391
Then you have one less thing to worry about.
>>733433411
Join uuuuus- no but really, three days? Get out and do something, anonymous.
>>733433607
Yeah, she sure is...
>>733433444
... Wow. Not bad.
>>733433590
She gets those from me regularly as is, no need to reward an arbitrary, luck-based achievement.
>>733433467
How are you, Byakuren?
>>733433631
Hello?

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>>733433733
More cookies for you!

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>>733433358
You're young so you should definitely dump her and find someone more attractive. Then when you're 30 you should get back with her.

>>733433391
I don't know what that means.

>>733433411
Why are you and Nep fighting?

>>733433717
I'm going to need to talk to you in private... just one question

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>>733433770
I'm afraid that's... not a very clear question. Please ask a direct question for me to read for. It will be best that way.

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>>733433810
Well, you got to post for him/her/??? on here

>>733433467
mamizou > ran > reisen > byakuren

-meowbot

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>>733433224

Ufufufufu, I am foiling your neutral plans!

>>733433092
>Only the people that know her.
Too many people.

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>>733433830

*hogs all the cookies*

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>>733433607
Although that is true, I'm afraid at this point I can't be too picky about the help I receive.

But really, since targeting anon is on top of the priorities list of so many, I'm surprised no one has utilized Ika in order to drive away other avatars and isolate anon.

>>733433631
You must not be used to doing much at all, if that's the case. Let me guess: NEET?

>>733433902
I'll be on Discord later.

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>>733433810
I'm doing the absolute best I can! how are you, Reisen?
>>733433942
I'll agree, the crazy moon bunny is better.

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>>733433770
Hmm, 4yo. That's a long way back to remember... must have been quite something. What happened?

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>>733433551
But i don't want to have a waifu, my extreme childish mentality forces me to assume every girl is a gross and scary monster, there has to be a cure to revert the transformation!

>>733433544
I can escape it in Soviet Russia though, right?

>>733433810
B-but i am a regular...

>>733433902
Are we? Are you sure of that? I wasn't even warned!

>>733434023
Hey, sharing is caring now hand em to
>>733433411
>>733433544

>>733433589
It's basically just the fat, she has been going to the gym but she has pretty bad back problems that make it hard for her to workout for to long, she smoking hot when skinny tho

>>733434095
probably

-meowbot

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>>733433733
Chek'd

You gotta teach me How to GET
Mantis

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>>733434095
You will claim a waifu. You will assimilate.

It's #OmegaTime.

You know what that means.

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>>733431150
So why havent killed yourself yet?

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>>733433937
Once. T-this is all your getting. I love lewd things but this isn't what I'm here for, jeez...
>>733434052
Silly...
>>733434095
I meant... Join us as a weeb, you derp.
>>733434229
God, I have so many...

>>733433810
check your texts
>>733433947
I don't have any plans but ok
>>733434036
correct on the first try

>>733434264
Everyone runs from pussy? :^)

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>>733434264
Lewds?

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>>733433411

Embrace the weebiness, don't fight it.

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Bye all.

>19+ dead at Ariana Grande concert in UK
kek

>>733434036
Alright I'll leave an offline msg
>>733434095
Oh then never mind~

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>>733433925
I know, I know.
>The Reisen doesn't remember me
Then it would be a tarot reading about my psyche, or mental health?
Whichever you prefer, even if it's the same thing.

>>733434071
More than "What happened" it was a...Uhm..
I'll send a pic where I wrote the thing, should be better.

>Noire

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>>733434152
I mean... theres far more to a person than their appearance... which will fade in time anyway leaving only what was underneath. If she is special to you in ways beyond just her appearance maybe you should work on finding a way to appreciate it more.... so often we overlook what we appreciated at one time to find something new to appreciate....

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>>733434264

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>>733434036
if you need help running threads, all you had to do was ask.
>>733434323
because I don't want any living thing to hurt, and that would include myself.
>>733434330
we're gonna be lewding in this thread, then?

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>>733433417
You think that'll change anything?
When I'm done you won't have an ass
>>733433551
You think your pants will stop me?
I'll eat right through those pants of yours~

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>>733434397
Like I always tell them Europeans who welcome open borders: "told you so"

>advice
How do I talk to women ?

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>>733434036
I don't know why that would surprise you. There are alot of ways that could backfire horribly...

>>733434264
Well its about damn time. I was getting lonely here.

>>733434397
Don't let the door hit you on the way out

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>>733434337
I've yet to find a NEET that is absolutely useless. Surely you have some skill, talent, or passion you could work towards your advantage?

What's your educational background like?

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>>733434330
Having More than one waifu Ruins your Laifu.

Also, put your clothes back on.

>>733434456
It's not the pants that will stop you. It's Deez nuts that will.

>>733434138

Okay I have shared my cookies.

Inventory: cookies, lurkers

You are in a maze of twisted 4chan threads, all alike.

>>733434563
not you again

-meowbot

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>>733434495
treat them like people, talk to them as you would any other person.

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>>733434563
I know, it's the curse of wanting more lewds

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>>733434495
Start with "Hello", and take it from there.

Mantis

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>>733434493
You're starting to remind me of one of my good friends from across the pond.

>>733434495
Start by realizing that you're better than them

>>733434441
Thats pretty gay you know?

>>733434495
very carefully

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>>733434441
Won't you lend me your assistance tomorrow at 6pm PST?

>>733434495
Think of commonalities and approach. Having trouble with either one of these processes?

>>733434517
Name one.

>>733434533
some college, but that's beside the point
the only true desires I have are unattainable, so I just drift along through life
much like these threads

>>733434517
be nice to ika

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>>733434418
Oh... that's quite the story.... Hmm. I mean... sure it's odd and fascinating to think about the possibilities... but does it affect your daily functioning?

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>>733434732
...and?
>>733434803
I'll be here in one form or another!

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>>733434634
YES YOU FOOL I'M BACK AND NO YOU CAN'T EAT THE TITTY ORANGE THIS TIME FOR IT HAS BEEN CURSED AS WELL

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>>733434845
Indulge me. What's your college major? While you're at it, why not tell me what your desires are? I'll tell you if you're chasing after a pipe dream. Deal?

>>733434944
Spectacular. Got a name?

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>>733434323
That's hard to answer~ Why don't you join us, anon?
>>733434441
*sigh*
Apparently. I-i was trying to be all mature and measured too...
>>733434517
Thanks for saying what I've been trying not to all thread.
>>733434418
Alrighty~ And actually, after this little reminder, I do remember you. God, it's been... *so* long, though. I'm amazed. One moment, dear~
>>733434456
W-wow. You are persistent...
>>733434495
Women come in various types, just like men. Honestly, the way to approach every woman is different. I think you might do well to approach 2B specifically with this question~ I recall her giving good advice on this subject more than once in the past.
>>733434544
Yeah, I know. I'm already dead.

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>>733434563
Well hello!
How you doing!

Mantis

>>733434986
MOTHERFUCKER

-meowbot

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>>733434138
Away with you and your stupid dish of...levely, delicious-Ehm, i am on a diet, you'll spoil my line.

>>733434229
But tell me Velvet, since we are both waifuposters you will understand my struggle, what is the purpose of having a waifu if anons can steal them away with you with dubs? If you really love yours you would avoid posting her to protect her from their hands.

>>733434330
And tell me, what sorts of exciting activities would we do all together as weebs? Hot gluing action figures?

>>733434350
N-nani?! You must understand that i wasn't created for such deviant purposes...

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>>733434732
Has to be all out or none, no in betweens

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>>733434544
You fool. I was trained in the art of eating ass. Nothing will stop me from eating your ass raw
>>733435031
Oh with ass that nice I'll stop at nothing to munch it to no end

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>>733434803
Manipulating people and giving them bad advice with the intention of making them hurt themselves. That's a pretty big one that we've had a problem with in the past

>>733435031
You might need to speak up a bit, unfortunately

>>733435088
Chek'd

Mantis

>>733434803
I have to agree with Sonya on this one. Inviting a sadist dog-killing psychopath to your threads is not a good idea.

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>>733435031
There's an equation that displays the Waifu to heresy correlation.

>>733435076
>steal them away
Your waifu is never stolen so long as you love her.

>>733435161
While you studied eating ass
I studied the blade.
>teleports behind u

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>>733435161
Don't break them, or you'll get scat

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Hey, anon! it's getting pretty picture-saturated in here. you around? I hope tonight's great!

>>733435014
howdy! I'm Byakuren.
>>733435031
you did your best! but it's okay. I'll forgive you this time around.

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>>733434803
I would advise you against trying to rely on Ika for literally anything. But that's bias talking, I guess.

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>>733435177
Checked

>>733435014
no major, it was just general classes and electives for a few semesters
and I'm pretty certain that my desires are unattainable since they involve not having this shitty body

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>>733434986
"Look at this photo-CUUUUURSE" just played in my head. Thank you.
>>733435076
You think being a weeb is a *social* activity? Well, maybe if you happen to live in Japan, ahaha...
>>733435161
J-jeez. Fine, here...
>>733435162
>>733435183
One should always ignore Ikarous.
>>733435236
Hahaha...
>>733435267
Mmn. <3

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>>733435267
Well hello there

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>>733435162
Manipulation takes a long time to achieve, which would be really hard to manage in a thread.
So that's unlikely.

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>>733435162
>>733435183
>>733435326


I'll be there to moderate, so it won't be a problem.

As for the entire dog-killer psychopath bit, I'm very surprised that bothers people so much, considering there's probably a rekt thread right next to us. Let it go.

And not relying. Using.

>>733435267
Looking forward to working with you, Byakuren. YoRHa Unit No. Type B. 2B.

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>>733435076

But it is too late, the Change has already begun.

Don't think of it as a negative, unless it's becoming like potato chips and getting in the way of life enjoyment.

>>733434803
>not ignoring ika

you can get fucked too, then

>>733435410
>ignore someone as they hurt other people

Why?

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>>733434905
It doesn't...
But every now and then I do feel like my life isn't going how it should've, simply as if I'm a soul in another person's body.

>>733435031
Yeah it's been too much time...
Work basically destroyed my nighty wake night schedule, so I can get on here only a few times per month.
Though, I hope everything is going well for you!

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>>733435420
Hi!

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>>733435459
Just because these things exist, doesn't mean that they shouldn't bother us. Maybe I'm just an idealist though

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>>733435376
*shakes her head* Nonsense. What's the issue here? What disability are you inflicted with?

>>733435474
Ignoring a problem in hopes it will go away? Mm, I don't think that has been working thus far, has it?

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>>733435236
You simpleton
I'll munch my way right through that thing and right to your ass
>>733435263
When i said nothing stops me
I ment nothing stops me
>>733435410
I'm glad you were able to see it my way
Now say goodbye to that sweet ass
>>733435433
Damn
Can i eat your ass?

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*what do I say, what do I say, what do I say*
Err-umm, you have a nice dick!
*Fuck*

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As a weebwob I like to watch animus with my pet bunny Reisen.

>>733435459
It irked a lot of people here. The pictures were horrifying and in bad taste. Ika literally thought there was nothing with it.

>>733435660
it does work until people like you do something retarded like this

>fortune
Mariano

I think we shouldn't go to 2B's threads at all.

>>733435705
Forgot to link>>733435546

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>>733435326
>>733435584
You never take a stand on anything, do you? :v

>>733435410
Not exactly what I was hoping for, but close enough

>>733435459
>>733435660
It hasn't been consecutively TRIED yet.
I think we're going to have to talk soon. Its long overdue

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>>733435826
Why you say that?

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>>733435672
>
Go munch ass, you ass muncher.

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I turn my back and the thread's almost finished. after-hours?

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>>733435901
...how do you do this?

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>>733435980
After-hours. I need some spicy ramen

LURKERS!

Anonymous lurkers, who have been hiding in this thread and watching us crazy people talk...

I summon you with demonic power! Speak now, or be cursed to become weebs like us!

also you all lost the game ;o

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Why all you bunch of faggots think anons need help or all are mentally broken or some other shit? Srly i fucking hate all of you kys

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>>733435410
waifu's a srs buisness

>>733435672
fite me

>>733435980
Before hours, we have to go back.

>>733435660
let's just say that I'm being treated for neurosis and psychosis, and that I really do not feel at home in this body or this world
also I've been dealing with this for over twenty years so it's not likely to change

>>733436093
Ayy

>>733436128
the ones that are mentally broken are the ones that post in this thread, sadly

including you.

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>>733435802
>Mariano has extremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "9".
uhh try keeping something blue on ya, might make the bad luck better

>>733436128
Dumb nigger goes on another dumb nigger rant about something he doesn't get
Typical dumb nigger

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>>733436128
You new here? There's always a problem an anon has on this board

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>>733435584
You've a point there, for the most general case. But I'm talking mostly about people who have been frequenting /b/ for years now, deeply involved in the community, yet still ALLOW someone like Ika get under their skin.

>>733435738
Again, see above. How long are you all going to allow it to bother you?

>>733435749
If it fails, I accept all responsibility. But I'm trying this.

>>733435826
No obligation.

>>733435901
At any rate, suppose she does fuck up my threads? What loss is it to the community? The worse fate that can happen here is more of the same.

>>733435980
Might need one of those, little sister.

>>733436128
We're all broken in some way. Just letting those who are unable to cope on their own know that there are people out there willing to help.

>>733436128

Not all anons need help, but the ones who do, well. Why not help them?

Friendship and stuff is nice too.

>>733431150
We have a whole other board for this, go there

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>>733435901
>>733436049
Oh wait, I just realised how easymode this one was.

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>>733435518
Ah... In most other cases, the opposite would be true. Buuuut, Ikarous won't leave at all if you acknowledge her. It'll only make her stick around. And sadly, warning others about her doesn't help either. People are too willing to give sympathy, especially when they don't realize that the sympathy they're giving is to a horrible, dog-killing psychopath.
Regardless, one should ignore Ikarous, not necessarily those Ikarous interacts with. Attempts to save those people can always be made as long as one realizes they may already be compromised.
>>733435459
>>733435584
I have to agree this here Glaceon. Besides, rekt threads are *generally* made by people who like gore, I think. Not necessarily people who personally harm animals or people to create original content for said threads, I'll bet that's a bit rare.
>>733435536
Things are going relatively fine for me. Sorry about that reading. I'll post it in a sec.

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>>733431757
But... alice...

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>>733435410
The land where girls get abused on public trasport services? No thank you, i mean...maybe i could think about that, but i'd rather avoid.

>>733435236
Uhhh...i am already in love with a physical person though, that would make it hard for me to have a stable relationship with a waifu though.

>>733435465
Hm, i suppose it just gives me the chance to enjoy the anime i always refused to watch? So offers more opportunities to have fun, maybe i can cope with that.

>>733435474
Mind your language boyo u.u

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>>733436237

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>>733436389
Then you can't have a Waifu.

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>>733436128
Hello and Welcome

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>>733436217
How long have you been undergoing treatment? You might have been struggling with this for 20 years, but if you've only recently sought treatment, you need to give these things times. That's 20 years of despair to undo; no easy feat, to say the least.

>>733436342
+1

>>733436308
Gotta have a limit somewhere, 2B. Ika is more directly related than any thread on /b/ is.

>>733436367
Yay I feel agreed with or something!

>>733435965
When I'm done you won't have an ass
Especially when you offer me such a nice ass
>>733436181
You don't want this
Cause when this is over you're going to be missing an ass

~takao

>>733435980
Let's do it!!

Mantis

>>733436478
What if i turn that person i love into my waifu though? I mean, sounds like a great deal, a 3D waaa-Ehm, husbando is probably what everyone wishes to have.

~Remilia

>>733436308
You're really starting to interest me now. Are you on steam?

>>733436366
Eh, maybe a little bit. I was hoping we could chalk it up to my good detective skills though

>>733436367
No hurry. Take your time~

~Noire

>>733436582
I've been undergoing treatment for about fifteen years
it's nothing new

>>733436389

Also, if you find someone who likes anime, you can sync your files or stream or whatever and watch it at the same time.

That's what I do. You can even start groups and stuff and have... friendships!

Just don't be a NEET, get some sun and exercise. But what culture you enjoy, that's up to you. And depending what you like, anime can be enriching from a cultural standpoint.

>>733436367
Generally, I'd agree with ignoring people. You know how I've managed with Quetz. But this? Even when Ika isn't around, people STILL talk about the dog thing. How long will you all allow it to affect you like this? If anything, that one event is lending her more staying power.

She's a kid, she likes attention. Unless everyone shuts up about the dog thing, she isn't going to go away entirely. So, let me try this.

>>733436638
Okay, the limit is established. Now allow me to experiment with my threads.

>>733436772
I am.

-2B

Sorry I'm late everyone, I just saw the steam message...

~Rock

>>733436582
2b, I'll see you tomorrow in your Thread! I'm very exited!


And now I go to work.I'll keep an eye out for the after hours tthread
May you all have a wonderful night!!
Mantis

>>733435536
Firstly, we have the Six Of Cups. It indicates warm, fond memories of the past. An old friend you held dearly, a place you used to go to get a breath of fresh air, those long nights with your significant other... But this is the past.

Presently, we have the The Magician. The Magician tells us that right now is a crucial time where confidence, swift action and determination are key.

Lastly... We've drawn the Three Of Cups. With this, it can be assumed that in your future is success. Specifically, the return of something or someone close to you.

With all three in the same reading, I can surmise a few things. The past can be sickly sweet. It can draw you in, make you long for things that are long gone. But that doesn't help you. You have to focus on the present. Apply everything you have to keeping your mental state as it is right now.

The past is behind you. As well as the cracked mental state you once had. It's my guess that right now, in trying times, you might feel the urge to reach back to the past and cower to a less stable mental state. But you shouldn't.

You're on the path to success right now. So keep trudging forward and you may procure something just as sweet, but more healthy than the past has to offer you.
~Reisen

>>733437129
>She's a kid, she likes attention.

Then the solution is to not give her attention.

>>733436994
Fifteen years? It may be a fruitless question to ask, but I'll ask anyway. Have you noticed any improvement in your situation whatsoever? It's a tall order to ask of you, but try to do away with your negative biases at the moment. I'm willing to bet that you used to be much worse off before than you currently are.

-2B

>>733437273
how do i get a tarot reading like this

Crippling depression, want to die, what do?

>>733437361
See a therapist.

>>733437361
Livestream it

>>733437206
Your lateness will be pardoned provided we find you in Jill's thread after, little brother.

>>733437225
See you tomorrow Mantis! Have a great shift, okay?

>>733437276
Right. Now try to get a community of people to shut the hell up about the dog thing.

-2B

>>733437280
I gonna rape you 2b

>>733436874
I hope this helps, dear.
>>733437356
Come back wednesday night. I'll give out more of them then, dear.
~reisen