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Roast thinks she's clever. First dubs decides. Also, I don't

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Roast thinks she's clever. First dubs decides. Also, I don't have any data left so unless she has Kik or Discord we can't get nudes.
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>>733429548
fucking you're what the fuck
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>>733429548
*you're
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>>733429548
get rekt OP
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Update: She double texted saying, "So, what're you into then?"
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>>733429548

I don't need apps to fuck easy sluts like you.
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>>733429783

I'd like to be into your well-lubed ass hole
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I watch loli hentai and eat fruit loops
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>>733429783
your mama
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It's you're and I'm into your fat ass. Want to sit on my face?
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>>733429992
roll
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Seems she doesn't even know what she's texting anymore. Next dubs decides
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Are you into pussy beating?
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>>733429548
who doesn't have snapchat though?
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>>733429992
Roll
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>>733430333

Can I fist you?
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>>733429992
Rolling
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>>733429992
Rolo
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Ayy bb wan sum fuk
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>>733430333

Nah really I'm into pegging and eating pussy that other men have already jizzed in
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>>733429992
Rolo solo ding dong
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>>733430665

This
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so yeah since we are sharing here. lets see your superpower babe
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>>733430333
I like redheads.
And you are smoking hot.
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>>733430699
fuck yeah
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Are you in to african american erotic asphyxiation?
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>>733430665

Roll for this
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quit the chitchat give me your adress ill be there in 20 babe
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She's taking too long to reply. Let's keep ourselves busy with this one.
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>>733431691
this
>>733431767
for this
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>>733431767
stop treating me as a object
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>>733431884
roll
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>>733431938
REROLL
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>>733431767
Reply to this post or your mom dies in her sleep tonight.
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>>733431767
Rollo
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>>733431993
reroll
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>>733431884
roll
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>>733431884
Rolling
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>>733431993
Roll
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>>733431884
keep rollin rollin rollin
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>>733432111
WIN
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>>733431985
One more roll
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>>733431767
Are you Texting or using some kind of app?
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>>733432283
kys
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>>733432333
Im Just wondering, cant ask a fucking question anymore?
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>>733432283
It's Tinder
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>>733432333
winnar
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>>733432449
Thanks anon
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Next dubs kek. Fuckin' whore.
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>>733432642
smoke my bone in 20 minutes in my car?
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>>733432642
Are you into anal?
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>>733432642
ayy bby show me your feet and you get to see my 1.2 inch long manhood ;)
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>>733432781
rolling
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>>733432642
Why? Don't like an audience? lol
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>>733432781
rolling for this lol
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>>733432781
rolling for this
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YOU WANT TO SMELL SOME CUMMY FARTS BITCH?
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>>733432753
Reroll
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>>733432866
I fucking win
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>>733432866
>>733432877
winrars
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How about we do it in my car?
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>>733432642
Nigga this either fake or you look like ben affleck type shit.
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>>733432642
How do you feel about the Jews?
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Sorry, some faggots on /b/ are telling me to disrespect you. To be the truth, I find you very beautiful and I would like to get to know you better. Let's go out for a drink this weekend?
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>>733433096
reroll
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Ever seen the video of the girls asshole being stretched and then filled with cereal and milk? I was thinking something like that
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>>733433096
rel
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>>733432972
rolling
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>>733433096
Fag
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>>733433165
Fuck so close.
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faggot op skipped my dubs last thread,

ask her if shes into electrotortureporn
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i want you to shit on my mouth while i eat yo ass
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>>733432866
Waiting for this one
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>>733433177
winrar
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>>733433177
Don't do this OP
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>>733432866
winner
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Awaiting the upcoming dubs, fellows.
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MOOMMYYY BOOOOBIE MILKIE
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>>733432866
I'm still waiting OP
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Ever eaten poopy mixed with cummies? I bet your daddy taught you that one a long time ago;)
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>>733433193
Wasn't me
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I'm gay, sry I thought you were a guy
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>>733433283
Does your dad have a cute butt
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>>733433199
op is a nigger
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>>733433283
OP do you live alone?
If dubs
>makes sense. You don't want him to come running when I have you screaming "oh daddy!"
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>>733433283
I'll cover your mouth and clap it from behind. No one will even know
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Can you shit before we 69 and not wipe?
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>>733433455
WINRAR
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Hey i think you rally cute :) do u want to cum over? LOL i just made my day :P
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>>733433455
I fucking win AGAIN!
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>>733433455
fucking smart winrar
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You look like a lesbien tho
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>>733433455
YAS! hahaha
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>>733433283
OP, if you actually stop being a fucking autistic faggot, you could totally fuck this bitch.
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>>733433455
I don't.
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>>733433455
shit winner smh
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>>733433455
FUCKING yes
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Its okay lets just fuck on top of my car outside.
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>>733433569
As in you have room mates or your a fag who hasnt stopped sucking from parents teet
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Damn. I live with my mom too.
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>>733433565
As if they're using their picture
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>>733433565
Except OP looks nothing like the pic he used to catfish her
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RUN WITH THE KLAN

K K K
K
K
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>>733433283
How about this. We get in my car, drive out of town. Fuck in the forest, i slit your throat as i cum, and leave your left index finger on parents doorstep.
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>>733433706
>>733433709
why did i not think of that shit? im retarded. i have internetted for years. i dont understand. STILL COULD FUCK THE BITCH +! FUCK! DAT!!! BUTT HLE!!!! BY!!! FORC!!!!!!!!! RAPE OP RAPE
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Keep those dubs coming
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if you dont send me nudes i will kill myself and leave a suicide note explaining how you convinced me to kill myself
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>>733433859
i really wish i got dubs on this one...
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>>733433177
IM STILL WAITING OP
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I really want to see your tinder profile OP
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>>733433885
roll
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>>733433860
no way lmao why hasn't she disconnected? OP, what pic are you using? Ryan fucking Gosling?
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Make me feel good? Hah. Sorry, whore. I am actually gay and only using you, dumb slut.
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>>733433859
Fuck man, rolling for this
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>>733433885
rell
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>733432333
Fuck you nignog, not everyone knows what tinder looks like. Some of us picked up women the old fashioned way.

Through World of Warcraft, in my case.
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>>733433860
I've got a nosy roommate =/
We could get a room together and have a really fun night all to ourselves.
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>>733433885
rollerino
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>>733433885
rollo
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>>733433860
You're catfishing aren't you? Go back to r9k you bitter virgin, this is never interesting if you aren't gonna actually go fuck anyone
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>>733433989
reroll
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>>733433885
roll
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>>733433885
this
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>>733433985

gotta do this one tbh
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>>733433885
roll
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>>733433885
Thats how the last thread went downhill roll
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>>733433885
reroll
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>>733434056
>go back to r9k
This tbh, get nudes first tho
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>>733434014
roll
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>>733433885
Rollin
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>>733433860
I'm really into public sex like fucking in change rooms in shops. It's the thrill of almost getting caught.
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i have to tell you something its not my pic
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>>733433885
rolling for restraining order
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do you think my little brother could join in if its at my place? he wont go away until his 8 year old anus filled
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>>733433885
rolley poley
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I won Ariana Grande tickets today on the radio.
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>>733434014
reroll
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>>733434163
roll
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>>733433885
relling
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>>733433860
Roll
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>>733433860
Heres my Adress , bring a bag for your head, i dont have bags that big
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>>733433885
pls this
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am poo in loo
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>>733433885
rolando
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>>733433989
yo
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>>733433885
roll
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>>733434163
rell
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>>733434145
check em
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>>733434163
>8 year old
make it 5, also pls dubs
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>>733434230

Kek. Roll.
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OP is a catfishing faggot
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>>733433885
this op
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>>733433943
Me too.
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I'm staying at a motel. Can you come meet me here? Please bring AA batteries for my lava lamp.
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pics tho
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>>733433968
It's fake dude
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>>733433885
im getting dubs for this
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>>733433993
kek
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>>733434299
Got em
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>>733434163
reroll
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>>733433885
rolerinando
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>>733433885
Do it and im done
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>>733434230
Yooooo im dead
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>>733433885
THIUS
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plz be my ai gf
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>>733429548

she rekt you. get mad kid.
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>>733433989
richi phelps
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Stealing quads
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>>733433885
RELLING 4 DIS
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Come over, I'll make you feel real good... 428 S. Eads St. Arlington VA
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>>733434466
do it fag
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>>733434163
rollerino
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>>733434345
no fucking shit. i wanna know what pic he's using
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>>733434466
Chris Kyle
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>>733433885
this plz
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>>733434163
rolle
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>>733433885
rerereol
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>>733433885
FUCKING KEK HAHAHA
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>>733433859
roll
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>>733433885
rereoil
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>>733433885
may this be dubs
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>>733434541
Here you go kek
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>>733434527
damn no ones getting dubs
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>>733432642
>Quit the Chit Chat
hahhaa I'm going to use that one
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>>733434644
WINRAR
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Here is my adress, bring a guava I dont have luve for my ass.
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>>733434666
Wasted trips
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>>733434666
you are the devil. trickery is your weapon nice trips. get nudes for the trips
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you wanna play with my dick while i play mario kart??? i still cant beat rainbow road...
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>>733434666
OP is confirmed saytin
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>>733434644
CHECK'D
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>>733434644
do it op
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just send me the nudes. me and other 70 posters on the thread are waiting
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>>733434644
aye
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>>733434644
nice one
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>>733434666
God that profile bio is fucking gay. Fake picture no doubt. No bio that fucking nerdy belongs to a cute guy
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If this is real OP stfu and get pussy. Also show pics of the girls fag

>OP wants /b/ cred
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OH NOOOOO
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>>733434644
thanks anon
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>>733434644
op, we're waiting
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>>733434997
Bitch you better make a snapchat
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>>733430665
This
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nah just send them here, what do you think im gonna post them on some online message board or something?
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>>733435159
roll
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Janie is a bot and you are all fucking idiots. He could tell her he eats paste and she would have the same replies. You're all worthless cucks.
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>>733434997
YOU BETTER FUCKING DO IT BITCH!!!!!
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>>733434997
it's a bot you fucktard
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>>733435159
Can't send pictures on Tinder
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>>733434997
You are getting botted
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>>733435190
roll
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>>733434997
Sorry I'm actually not real. My profile pic is not the real me lol. Just wanted to be honest and see how far I could go. Guess you hate me now
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>>733435266
fuck me i wanna die wasted dubs
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>>733435300
Trips negate checkem
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>>733435217
Pretty sure she knows his profile is fake but her twat wants him so she wants to check if he is real on snatchchat
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traps are gay
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>>733434997
Its fake
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Get Casper and catfish her dumb fuck.
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She unmatched me. New girl
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>>733434997
Fake and gay . And op just so happens to be running out of data so he can't do snap.
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>>733435300
oh man. you suck.
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>>733435299
>>733435190
Winrar
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>>733435677
from my mom retard where the fuck else?
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>>733435677
I heard that Ariana concert sucked. Only 20 people had a blast
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>>733435677
This has become too much work just to be matched with bots. I just want to be someone's sugar daddy.
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>>733435677
The child molester half way house next to that park
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>>733435842
kek
Rollll
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whats a roast
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>>733435842
reroll
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>>733435842
rerolll
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>>733435842
rollan
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Want to start a mutual masturbation arrangement? Xx
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>>733435842
kekroll
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>>733435677
You know who I am don't you? Well I know you and I want to be inside you (; I want my head in your vagina
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>>733435677
Listen here you chink, gimme your adress and ill be by in 20 min to drop bombs on your pussy bigger then nagasaki , ching chong ling long ping pong bitch
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>>733434189
Lucky!
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>>733435842
reroll that
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>>733435842
rull
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>>733435904
Girl with an outie used up vagina
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Send nudes and I'll send you a video of me cumming on my own face ;)
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>>733436207
reroll
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>>733435842
>>733436100
WINRAR
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>>733436198
>being this much of a virgin
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Wanna roleplay as an aunt and nephew and get each other off?
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>>733436113
kek
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>>733436113
Rolling
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>>733436207
r0ll
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>>733436113
Rollll
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Other girl was taking too long so I found an Asian
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You look like the type of woman that makes dogs lick peanut butter off your hoo-ha.
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>>733436588
Fuck yes, I do good
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>>733436381
right? i like a nice pair of pussy lips. makes oral fun as fuck
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>>733436644
Winrar
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>>733436644
Kek
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>>733436602
Lmao
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>>733431993

Just in case
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>>733436602
talk about low hanging fruit
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>>733436602
Just breaking the ice
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>>733436207
Rollll
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>>733429548
Roll
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>>733436823
this
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>>733436602
u miring slut?
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>>733436706
Why thank you kind sir. Brb need honey for my balls.
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>>733435479
retard, stop eating glue and fucking your sister for one second please.
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>>733436207
roll
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